Comments on: All hands to battle stations

By: raj

raj — Sun, 08 Feb 2004 01:58:22 +0000

That’s the kid from WorldNutDaily, right?

By: Tog

Tog — Fri, 06 Feb 2004 21:24:31 +0000

“Moreover, in a world where some government schools encourage sex (as long as it is safe) heterosexually and homosexually, is there any hope in the battleground of sexual purity?”

Sex is encouraged in our public schools?

Jeez, yet another way I was shortchanged by America’s educational system. No sex, no drugs, and barely even a education. I want a refund!

By: roy edroso

roy edroso — Tue, 03 Feb 2004 05:11:23 +0000

Where do you find these people?

No, seriously, where do you find them? I didn’t see a link to Kyle Williams’ article.

By: Sadly, No!

Sadly, No! — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 20:12:27 +0000

I meant Al, not Jesse, although he’s presumably a stallion too.

And they are likely both better in bed than George.

By: s.z.

s.z. — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 19:41:31 +0000

I meant Al, not Jesse, although he’s presumably a stallion too.

By: s.z.

s.z. — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 19:40:42 +0000

I may just be ignorant of the facts here, but in what way is Bush considered the moral superior of Rev. Sharpton on the topic of sex?

Well, the Reverend Sharpton is black, and we all know what stallions those black guys are! So, since Jesse is presumably better in bed than George, George gets to be his moral superior. It’s just one of those trade-offs.

You know, just like how Kyle, who will never have sex, gets to be morally superior to everyone in compensation.

By: tps12

tps12 — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 14:51:34 +0000

I may just be ignorant of the facts here, but in what way is Bush considered the moral superior of Rev. Sharpton on the topic of sex? IIRC, Sharpton is one of the more vocal critics on the left of our “sex-saturated media.”

By: Thlayli

Thlayli — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 13:35:46 +0000

(Incidentally, biographies of Dubya indicate that he was not himself a practitioner of premarital abstinence, despite being such a big fan of it today. Of course, you could say similar things about his practices with regard to drug abuse and education.)

And military service.

By: sorry :-)

sorry :-) — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 09:05:12 +0000

In Soviet Russia, cock loves Amber Pawlik!

By: Frederick

Frederick — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 08:57:02 +0000

Who, Joanne Webb, the vibrator saleswoman? I doubt it — Amber loves cock, not vibrators. She would probably consider vibrator users to be the same sort of folks who like The Vagina Monologues, which Amber abhors. (btw, “abhors” is, as far as I know, the longest word that has its the letters in alphabetical order)

By: miso curious!!

miso curious!! — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 08:35:39 +0000

Is she related to Amber?!?!?!?!?

By: Frederick

Frederick — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 08:31:32 +0000

Miso in his survey of Texas criminality has not even addressed the appalling epidemic of vibrator sales in Texas.

By: miso dreaming

miso dreaming — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 08:28:57 +0000

Somebody should write a book with that man’s face on the cover and a title proclaiming:

HERETIC!

By: Frederick

Frederick — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 08:20:44 +0000

The above is not accidental. The Bible thumpers teach their kids that they have to get married before they can make whoopie, so they get married at 17 or so, before they’re ready to, discover they don’t like each other much, and get divorced. Abstinence education and healthy marriages are diametrically opposed. (Incidentally, biographies of Dubya indicate that he was not himself a practitioner of premarital abstinence, despite being such a big fan of it today. Of course, you could say similar things about his practices with regard to drug abuse and education.)

By: miso intrigued

miso intrigued — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 08:18:10 +0000

Did you know there were 4,887 arrests for sex crimes in republican Texas in the year 2000?

Plus, there were:
104,246 arrests for drug violations;
2,193 arrests for rape;
4,993 arrests for offenses against family & child; and
6,308 arrests for prostitution and commercial vice.

Nice protestant folk.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 08:13:01 +0000

From Ellis Henican:

Holy Britney Spears!

Here’s a fact I couldn’t find anywhere in George W. Bush’s $1.5-billion plan to prop up American marriage.

The pro-Bush red states, especially those in the rural South, have a far higher divorce rate than Al Gore’s blue states.

This is the Bible Belt?

Actually, it’s more like the Divorce Belt, where the pro-marriage president’s staunchest supporters tend to congregate.

By: miso forgetful

miso forgetful — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 08:03:45 +0000

source: http://www.tdh.state.tx.us/bvs/registra/dividx/dividx.htm

By: miso moral

miso moral — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 08:02:47 +0000

Did you know there were 99,523 divorces recorded in Texas in 2001? :)

By: Frederick

Frederick — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:56:01 +0000

It must also be noted that the Democrats are obviously sexual degenerates, since they are trying to lick Bush and Dick in 2004.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:18:16 +0000

Hmm, it just occurred to me that all this money for abstinence education, teaching about sexually transmitted diseases, and promoting healthy marriages is probably just a scam to siphon money to First Brother Neil Bush, who obviously requires millions of dollars worth of education about not screwing prostitutes, not cheating on your wife with non-prostitutes either, and avoiding STD’s.