Jan
9

Frogs ‘N’ Wogs




Posted at 8:28 by D. Aristophanes

Shorter Charles Murray, AEI
The Word Made Flesh

  • My recent nigger-counting expedition in Paris yielded distressing results.

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H/T: Crooked Timber

50 Comments »

  1. Soj said,

    January 9, 2010 at 9:06

    Good lord, the shorter IS absolutely correct :-O.

    Charles Murray, somehow “stuck” in Paris for 3 days (three?) decides to walk around and do an impromptu census, finding one neighborhood of Paris to be 50% whiteys and 50% darkies (to his eternal horror).

    And although he bizarrely discounts some of the whiteys as potentially British citizens (why?), all of the darkies are permanent residents of France bent on global jihad.

  2. A Second Non-Lester The Giant Ape said,

    January 9, 2010 at 9:10

    Good god, what an offensive little assnugget the original piece is. Poor Europe, overrun with coons. What a sneering prick.

    Sorry, all harsh there.

  3. Chicago City Comptroller said,

    January 9, 2010 at 9:15

    Just remember that pointing out the racism of a white person makes you the real racist.

    Y’know, a lot of the people from southern France can look a bit swarthy, yet even Charles Murray would have to concede that they’re still “native French”. I wonder how many of these “Arabs” were from Nice?

  4. Shell Goddamnit said,

    January 9, 2010 at 9:45

    Do not, O do not read the comments on the Foreign Policy piece linked at Crooked Timber.

    –shudder–

    “He apparently has not been to Dearbornistan in the US.

    They will actually kill you and will tell you so.

    Thats why God makes .357 Smith & Wesson. We will eventually have to unleash it to survive.”

    Crazy people. In Dearbornistan, “they” are far more likely to sell you a six-pack and a Lotto ticket than kill you and tell you so, which arrangement seems kind of self-defeating anyway.

  5. tensor said,

    January 9, 2010 at 10:03

    Charles Murray, somehow “stuck” in Paris for 3 days (three?) decides to walk around and do an impromptu census, finding one neighborhood of Paris to be 50% whiteys and 50% darkies (to his eternal horror). [...] And although he bizarrely discounts some of the whiteys as potentially British citizens (why?), all of the darkies are permanent residents of France bent on global jihad.

    So, Chas. Murray is a racist shitbag, who uses bad, self-justifying assumptions and blatant pseudoscience to rationalize his insatiable hatred of his fellow humans for their darker skin? “Color” me surprised!

    Oh, wait, didn’t he co-write a book of scientific inquiry pile of racist garbage about fifteen years ago, in which he demonstrated all of this?

  6. Soj said,

    January 9, 2010 at 10:41

    You know it just occurred to me on the re-reading that there are two SECONDARY layers of bigotry besides the overt one of OMGdarkiestakingmahEurope.

    1) Murray, for whatever reason is “stuck” in Paris and yet he considers this some kind of curse or misfortune instead of having the reaction most people would have, which is yahoo now I’ve got MORE time to explore this amazing city; and

    2) He posits that since it’s December 22, most people he is busy tallying in his KKK journal could not possibly by there for tourism. Right, sure. Absolutely NOBODY in France has vacation on Dec 22, absolutely no one goes to visit their relatives in Paris, absolutely no one (French) would ever go to see Paris or do anything whatsoever there and heaven forfend any by-god foreigners would go to see Paris. France is only the #1 tourist destination on the fucking planet after all.

    Oh and 2B) None of the darkies milling around are LIKEWISE stuck in Paris, nope. Only Charles Murray. The darkies all flew out days earlier, using their magic carpets to whisk them away to the sands of Arabia and Pakistan.

    The stoopid, it really does burn.

  7. M. Bouffant said,

    January 9, 2010 at 11:13

    Forty yrs. ago (when I was still alive, rather than a discarnate being on the Internazz) St. Denis was pretty working class. It may have been gentrified since, but I’ll bet not by much. (Though what would Chuckles be doing there, if it wasn’t “decent for decent people,” unless he knew where to go to get a good bad count. Paris, of course, is completely representative of all 330+ million members of the Euro Zone or whatever the stats are.

    If this had been posted by a district sales manager for some corporate entity on his company blog, he’d probably show up for work Monday & find his name scraped off his door. Not at AEI, though.

  8. ?lora said,

    January 9, 2010 at 12:19

    Oh, wait, didn’t he co-write a book of scientific inquiry pile of racist garbage about fifteen years ago, in which he demonstrated all of this?

    Yeah, The Bell Curve…. yuk. Distorted “science” at its most extreme.

  9. TM said,

    January 9, 2010 at 12:27

    In fairness to Murray (I know, I know) I think he was trying to be ironic when described himself as marooned in Paris.

    That’s all I’m willing to grant him, but there it is.

  10. purvis ames said,

    January 9, 2010 at 13:39

    What exactly was Charles doing in “the St. Denis area”, a well known street walker district?

  11. El Cid said,

    January 9, 2010 at 14:40

    I am disappointed that Murray couldn’t also take a brief survey of the phrenological features of all these Parisian darkies walking by.

  12. Another JIm said,

    January 9, 2010 at 14:47

    I’m just going to highlight from his post the phrase “Middle-Eastern types”.

    I.e. swarthy humans.

    wtf, omg, ffs, stfu.

  13. Honus said,

    January 9, 2010 at 14:48

    Virtually every major western city has a sizable, if not majority, black population. You could walk around Washington, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Boston for instance and get about a 50-50 result if you counted “swarthy” non-true-American types versus white crackers. And you’re going to count most of the jews as white too, when they are semites like the arabs Murray despises.
    Murray wold have been doing the same exercise a century ago in New York or Baltimore, except he would have been counting those little dark Irish and Italians, and the jews, in his survey of the evidence of cultural decline. After all, these groups also practiced a strange religions with odd totems and chants (catholicism and judaism) which which had been at odds and often in violent and subversive for centuries with traditional true white aryan American protestant sects of our Christian founders.
    These people make me sick. That AEI is considered a think tank instead of a discredited reactionary racist hive is the true evidence of western cultural decline.

  14. Tom M said,

    January 9, 2010 at 14:52

    Let’s also look at that area of Paris as described by france-for-visitors
    St-Denis, 10km north of the centre of Paris and accessible by métro (M° St-Denis-Basilique), was one of the most heavily industrialized communities in France, and a bastion of the Communist party….Visitors, however, are likely to find a buoyant, youthful community – one in three of its residents are under 25, a far cry from the silver-haired centre of Paris

    Typical AEI shmuck who takes the train to an area undergoing a revitalization, where you might expect to find an atypical mix, and calls it Paris. His readers, of course, get to be as misinformed as ever.

  15. Snarla said,

    January 9, 2010 at 15:33

    They will actually kill you and will tell you so.
    Or so people say. Because if you’re telling the story that they “will kill you and will tell you so,” they didn’t actually kill you, did they?

  16. lobbey said,

    January 9, 2010 at 15:58

    ….but at about eight o’clock last night in the St. Denis area of Paris

    he goes to St Denis and finds black people, quelle horror…….. but why is he surprised….?

    and secondly, whats he doing hanging around there at 8 at night….it would be irresponsible not to speculate…

  17. round guy said,

    January 9, 2010 at 16:15

    Well, it’s good to see his research methods are as sound as ever.

  18. Citizen_X said,

    January 9, 2010 at 16:42

    Points all well taken, but I’m gonna have to write “I willl kill you and tell you so” into a lyric somewhere.

  19. blowback said,

    January 9, 2010 at 17:05

    All this talk of “Europe” disappearing under a tide of Muslim immigrants is crap. Who industrialized the killing of human beings? Why the Europeans of course. And like building nuclear bombs, it is knowledge that once acquired is never lost.

  20. The Tragically Flip said,

    January 9, 2010 at 17:32

    You spelled “niggar” wrong in the shorter.

  21. Major Kong said,

    January 9, 2010 at 18:00

    Who industrialized the killing of human beings? Why the Europeans of course.

    It’s amazing that after centuries of hacking, slashing, longbowing, cavalry charging, musketing, bayoneting, cannoning, machine-gunning, mustard gassing, blitzkrieging and fire-bombing each other to death by the millions that we give the Europeans crap for not being warlike enough.

  22. Lurking Canadian said,

    January 9, 2010 at 18:16

    It’s amazing that after centuries of hacking, slashing, longbowing, cavalry charging, musketing, bayoneting, cannoning, machine-gunning, mustard gassing, blitzkrieging and fire-bombing each other to death by the millions that we give the Europeans crap for not being warlike enough.

    I am reminded of The Onion’s man-on-the-street interviews in the run-up to the Iraq war. “Sure, you expect France to puss out on something like this, but who’d expect Germany to stay out of a war?”

  23. Davis said,

    January 9, 2010 at 18:56

    This “survey” was about as scientific as the Bell Curve. And yes, St. Denis is not an upscale neighborhood. No tourists except those who are looking for the abbey there. There’d be no story if he had done his counting at the Place Vendome. It’s revealing that it does not occur to him that lamenting how many coloreds he finds would be seen as racist.

  24. jim said,

    January 9, 2010 at 18:58

    Ahh, the same guy who wrote The Bell Curve, you say … well then, it’s true after all: you can’t get a syphilitic prick leopard to change his chancre sores spots.

    If the world’s dusky folks are going to systematically breed all us honkies into oblivion … could they please just pick up the pace on that action a wee bit?

    I’d really kind of like to see them inherit something more viable than a hollowed-out, smouldering husk where a civilization used to be, & the time-clock isn’t exactly their best friend right now.

    Come on, you non-honkies: FUCK MOAR!

  25. g said,

    January 9, 2010 at 19:09

    at about eight o’clock last night in the St. Denis area of Paris, it worked out to about 50-50, with the non-native French half consisting, in order of proportion, of African blacks, Middle-Eastern types, and East Asians. And on December 22, I don’t think a lot of them were tourists.

    God, what a dumb fuck. That neighborhood has been known as “Little India” since the ’70s.

  26. Nom de Plume said,

    January 9, 2010 at 19:31

    Yeah, I actually clicked:

    Europe as we have known it is about to disappear

    As someone else pointed out above, would this be the Europe that has been the most warlike continent on the planet for the last two-thousand years?

  27. wiggin4jeebus said,

    January 9, 2010 at 19:46

    The really scary thing is there were no black guys there counting white people. They just know.

  28. NutellaonToast said,

    January 9, 2010 at 20:02

    “And you’re going to count most of the jews as white too, when they are semites like the arabs Murray despises.”

    Someone needs to look up the difference between “semetic” and “ashkenazi” however u spell those werds.

  29. J Neo Marvin said,

    January 9, 2010 at 20:08

    After spending six weeks in Germany, it was nice to be in Paris for a couple days and see a major urban area that wasn’t entirely populated by white people. Felt a damn sight more normal.

  30. g said,

    January 9, 2010 at 20:23

    One wonders if Charles Murray has ever been to, say, the corner of Westwood and Wilshire Blvds. No doubt he’d be shocked there, too.

  31. bulbul said,

    January 9, 2010 at 20:24

    As someone else pointed out above, would this be the Europe that has been the most warlike continent on the planet for the last two-thousand years?
    That one is already gone and we’re not missing it.

  32. Felonious Monk said,

    January 9, 2010 at 20:35

    I find it unfortunate that he didn’t approach any could-go-either-way “swarthy” types and ask “Excuse me, sir, but are you a natural-born Frenchman burdened with unusually dark skin, or are you merely one among the teeming masses of terrorist sand niggers?” Unfortunate, I say, because someone would have eventually responded to that question with a punch to the face.

  33. Smiling Mortician said,

    January 9, 2010 at 20:42

    After which he would say, “I have killed you, cracker.”

  34. purvis ames said,

    January 9, 2010 at 21:34

    We have some severe geographical misinterpretations going on here. First of all, Murray is not talking about St. Denis Basilique which he would never dare set foot in. He’s talking about rue St. Denis on the Right Bank which is nowhere near “Little India” up by the Gare du Nord.

  35. Major Kong said,

    January 9, 2010 at 21:53

    I think I’ve been in that neighborhood up by the Gare du Nord. I seem to recall a street lined with jewelry shops.

  36. g said,

    January 10, 2010 at 0:10

    He’s talking about rue St. Denis on the Right Bank which is nowhere near “Little India” up by the Gare du Nord.

    I was talking about the area between Gare du Nord & the Porte St. Denis – which is the Indian/Pakistani nabe.

    Which, you’re right, Murray probably would never go to.

  37. dadanarchist said,

    January 10, 2010 at 0:24

    Not to mention that France has millions of legal, 100 hundred times on the up and up, citizens who are duskily hued, originating from the Caribbean, Indian and Pacific Oceans. Most of whom are Christians.

    That doesn’t even include the legal or legalized immigrants from West and North Africa.

  38. Chris said,

    January 10, 2010 at 1:23

    Correct me if I’m wrong, please. But when I was learning to speak, a “native” Frenchman was a French dude who’d been born French. Not a dude who is white and therefore passes the arbitrary Frenchness test set by a fucking toolbag who isn’t even French himself!

  39. Mireille said,

    January 10, 2010 at 2:50

    Well, given France’s colonial misadventures in Northern Africa (i.e. Algeria), I would wager that a good number of those “non-natives’” families have actually been in France for several generations, and are, thus, more native than the Brits he mistakenly included. But ignorance should never inhibit fear of a black planet.

  40. dino goposaur said,

    January 10, 2010 at 6:57

    Was he cranky he couldn’t find a “Whites Only” gloryhole in Pigalle – like the old days?

  41. marc said,

    January 10, 2010 at 7:31

    In “The Bell Curve,” scienticians showed that the lesser races are stupid, as witnessed by their poor performance at “Trivial Pursuit – Rich White Guy Edition.”

    I wonder how Murray would interpret the fact that in my Physics department (back when I was in school), the graduate students were mostly non-white. Oh. Right. Affirmative action must have forced the department to accept unqualified darkies, turning away supremely talented members of the master race in the process.

  42. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    January 10, 2010 at 13:43

    One wonders if Charles Murray has ever been to, say, the corner of Westwood and Wilshire Blvds. No doubt he’d be shocked there, too.

    Well, that’s not America, now, is it?

  43. St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon said,

    January 10, 2010 at 18:52

    It’s amazing that after centuries of hacking, slashing, longbowing, cavalry charging, musketing, bayoneting, cannoning, machine-gunning, mustard gassing, blitzkrieging and fire-bombing each other to death by the millions that we give the Europeans crap for not being warlike enough.

    As the voice of Avignon…

    Man, we’re fucking tired. Give us some time to rest up, geez. Isn’t Russia good enough for you people?

  44. gocart mozart said,

    January 10, 2010 at 19:04

    I would like to do my part to procreate the white race out of existence but sadly, Halle Berry won’t oblige.

  45. Dot said,

    January 11, 2010 at 1:37

    That’s it. I’m starting the Journal of Anecdotal Research to republish gems like this.

  46. Brian X said,

    January 11, 2010 at 6:01

    I’d say it’s as if they’re not even trying to hide it anymore, but Murray never did in the first place.

  47. Tuttle said,

    January 11, 2010 at 17:22

    Someone needs to look up the difference between “semetic” and “ashkenazi” however u spell those werds.

    All Ashkenazi are Semites (the word itself is Hebrew, a Semitic language). As are all Sephardi and Mizrahi. And all Arabs. And those god damned Punii too!

    France’s Jewish population of about a million is only 20% or so Ashkenazi. The rest are, generally swarthier, Sephardi and Mizrahi. In America Ashkenazi make up like 96% of the 6 million or so Jews.

  48. S. cerevisiae said,

    January 11, 2010 at 18:54

    Gocart Mozart FTW!

    As for Murray, it must be strange to have to live in pants-pissing fear of all those swarthy foreigners.

    I think tonight I will go and re-read The Mismeasure of Man just to remember how truly full of shit Murray is.

  49. Goddammit said,

    January 11, 2010 at 23:03

    I should have trusted the shorter.

    I especially enjoyed the part where he postulates that on December 22, most of the subhumans could not possibly be tourists. Europe, as we know it, is gone. Which is true and bad, also.

  50. tellybelly said,

    January 14, 2010 at 0:29

    Someone mentioned Murray in LA. I bet, before the advent of the internet, Charlie could pick up his rental car and be cruising Santa Monica Blvd. in no time flat…

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