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Great Twitterature Down The Ages

Posted at 20:16 by Tintin

Inspired by D. Aristophanes’s last post.

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N.C. said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:22

Wher the fuck r teh fucking ducks, indeed.
Ham said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:24

@Horatio LOL u dont no 1/2 of it!!
BComp1 said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:30

lol caddy smellin like trees yall
Jay B. said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:32

Post of the decade.
Jay B. said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:33

Well, that and the previous one.
Jay B. said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:34

And it’s only been 6 days, so don’t get all puffy about it.
Mysticdog said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:44

LOL, now I want to do the whole catcher in teh rye solely in twitter-speak!
smedley said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:46

@Hemingway

Saw war in France. Sucked.
actor212 said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:48

The Joyce one is more than 140 characters. Epic FAIL!

[Tintin adds: Fixed]
D. Aristophanes said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:49

RT @Bartleby Bartleby i would prefer to … not!

RT @Bartleby Bartleby i would prefer to … not!

RT @Bartleby Bartleby i would prefer to … not!

RT @Bartleby Bartleby i would prefer to … not!

Bartleby i would prefer to … not!
VastCo-DeGAHma said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:50

Hellison hv no mouf mus scrm
MProust said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:50

Maman a fait des madeleines. Je finit par devenir écrivain.

[Tintin adds:] Elle a acheté des madeleines. Elle ne les a pas fait. EPIC FAIL]
El Cid said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:50

VastCo-DeGAHma was merely my vassal. Time delayed.
Elephant Butte said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:51

@Hardrada
haz arow n nck. hlp plz.
PeeJ said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:51

BennyProfane: vry parnoid – 2 many pigs!
mmy said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:51

SCarton It is a far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known. PARIS REPAZENT
Meshuggahshirt said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:51

@WinstnSmth

Wether is dbl+gd 2day.

13:00, April 4, 1984 from Minitrue
J— said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:51

vardaman Mom=fish.

About 80 years ago from Yoknapatawpha
Jeff Darcy said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:53

LOTR version from a few months ago: http://pl.atyp.us/wordpress/?p=1978
Jennifer said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:53

Here’s a Sadly project if there ever were one: re-write the 100 best last lines from novels in twit-speak.
@chilles said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:53

OHNOES! Thay be shooting mah hill!
Pryme said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:54

Actually, Hemingway’s six-word story could be interpreted as the first tweet…depending on whether or not you liked Hemingway.
actor212 said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:55

@Bratigan Sorry. 4got mayo. Sux 2 b u.
PeeJ said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:55

GullyFoyle: m outtahere!!!
El Cid said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:55

K-Lear @ fool – dost call me fool boi?
2Fool thou gavst othr titles away sry :(
actor212 said,

January 6, 2010 at 20:56

@RhettButler 2moro nuther dai, kthxbai!
sissyfoos said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:01

this sux
Butt Monkey said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:01

Pooh: Stk n Rbtz house Bother!
PeeJ said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:01

RPirsig: fuk! bike dead – boy is pita. halp! need bus tix!
@Dickens said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:01

Wuz besto times, wuz worsto times. Far 3x better thing, GACK!
Butt Monkey said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:03

@Humans

S’long. Tnks 4 fish!
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:03

BigBlackMoor: @desDemonInTheSack who be this @mikeyCass ur following?
El Cid said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:04

can someone rescue me from hidden commenting kthxbai
@Kafka said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:04

Greg wuz bug dis mornin, but sis kills him. Life goes on. LOL!
promeeth said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:04

@sissyfoos @ least u haz liver
@BibleGod said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:05

At start wuz me. At end wuz me. Kthxbai!
Trilateral Chairman said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:05

Here’s a Sadly project if there ever were one: re-write the 100 best last lines from novels in twit-speak.

Don’t tempt me….

(numbers from Jennifer’s link)

1. @samuelbeckett g2g, want2stay, g2g.
3. @gatsby used 2 j/o in boat…lol rough seas
7. @MiniTrue <3 BB
@Tantalus said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:06

Who fukkin moved my cheese?
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:06

#Xanadu can haz stately pleasure dome naow
Trilateral Chairman said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:07

@pop-psych im ok ur ok lol ok? lol
@Hemingway said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:07

Ole man goes fishing. Old fish goes manning.
Walt Whitman said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:07

Oh, fuck it. This is impossible.
@johngray said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:08

men: Mars. women: Venus. sex: frumundah.
@Nathaniel Hawthorne said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:09

bitch whore Hester wears an A
@steinbeck said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:10

‘Tard kills girl. Bro kills tard. Dog ate best parts.
Butt Monkey said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:10

Walt Whitman:

O Pioneers!
@Melville said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:10

Old man goes whaling. Old whale goes manning. PENIS
Philip Roth said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:12

I can haz liver?
@Macbeth said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:12

zomg so bloody. fucken ghosts
@Richard3 said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:14

Killed bro. Need horse. Fix hump, also.
PeeJ said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:14

MarieA: Letem eat PENIS
Loneoak said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:16

The rage about Teela Tequila’s grief tweeting is entirely misplaced. You just can’t be pissed off at someone for how they grieve. We should, however, leverage the entirety of our misanthropy at anyone who actually gets tweets from Teela Tequila and learned about her fiance’s death in that fashion.
@DaveBowman said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:16

@Hal Fuk u, lock me out? OMFG! Its fulla stars!
Substance McGravitas said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:16

The “@” means directed AT someone, not from someone.
actor212 said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:17

Loneoak, why do you want to blame the victim?
laym said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:17

@gatsby Dude, the cops are asking me about a car wreck. You’re the one with the money, *sshole!
El Cid said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:17

Henry5 Crispin’s day fukkin fox
Elephant Butte said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:17

@Humbert
haz hotyngchx 4yoo
El Cid said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:17

arrrgh!

Henry5: Crispin’s day fukkin rox
actor212 said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:18

The “@” means directed AT someone, not from someone.

Concern troll. ;-)
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:19

RT The “@” means directed AT someone, not from someone.

This is almost #worse #than #hashtag #abuse #hashtagabuse #freepot #meganfoxnude
Hunter S Thompson said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:19

Nixon is a total penor. Hey, is that peyote?
@Fermat said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:20

OMG! X^n+Y^n=Z^n haz no integer soln 4 n>2! No rm 4 pruf in tweet.
Wade said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:20

Can no-one who tweets spell ‘the’?
El Cid said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:21

Lincoln’s Log: 87 yr ago the bid doodz started country, vry sad for guyz who died here but we shd kp goin
@CapnQuint said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:23

CapnQuint: @Hooper lol candyazz put a jersey on.

Hooper: @CapnQuint GFY.

CapnQuint: @Hooper brb cya

CapnQuint: @Hooper Cage goes in teh h2o, U go in h2o, Shark in h2o, R shark, hasta la vista baby.
PeeJ said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:24

OMG! X^n+Y^n=Z^n haz no integer soln 4 n>2! No rm 4 pruf in tweet.

Luvit! Wish I’d thought of it.

My Usenet sig at one time:

“Just thought of great joke – no room for punchline in margin” – Fermat
@Thoreau said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:30

All alone. Feel like stoopid emo kid. Grew beans. Got arrested for breakin’ th’ law! LOL!
mmy said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:31

JJoyce FUCK YEAH BITCHEZ
Orwell <3 bro
Orwell man = pig
Camus Mom ded 2day. MayB yestrday. Dunno.
PeeJ said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:32

Kurtz: teh horror! teh horror!
@einstein said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:33

e=mcc
McCoy said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:34

“The “@” means directed AT someone, not from someone.”

Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a hall monitor!
@Juliet said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:34

@Romeo @Romeo Wherefore art thou, @Romeo?
@Juliet said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:35

Dammit, @Jim, I’m a doctor, not a hall monitor!

@fixed!
God said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:38

i am i said
The Chair said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:41

What?
@AlexDeLarge said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:43

3> sadism, ow ow butthurt by stuff i love, IM CURED, oh bugger, 2 old 4 this.
J— said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:44

max @wildthings b still! mmm,good smells, bai.

about a wolf suit ago from his very own room
Oedipus said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:44

my momz hawt!
sissyfoos said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:44

still sux
Homer said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:52

zomg Ach pisd Ag took hiz bitch (not Pat – other one) bshit iz goin down!
Horatio said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:55

@Hamlet dude u ok? wtf up with ur “2b r not 2b” shit? txt me plz dude im worried!!!
@Antonio said,

January 6, 2010 at 21:59

Dam joo, tried to cut me up! Qualtee-o-mercy my ass, Portia blow me!
Butt Monkey said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:00

Ophelia:

I cn tell my love by sandls. Rue 4 u. Gon swimin kthanksbi!
smedley said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:03

HAlger: Place iz crwln w/ fckn orphns. Bootstraps bitchez. Bootstraps!
@AynRand said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:08

@galt Sending friends. Make ‘em suffer.
John D. said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:08

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde:

Jekyll: Fucken Hyde!! He sux!!!

Hyde: Fucken Jekill! Heeza fag!!!

Jekyll: LOL, Hyde’s ded, I win!!!

The police: LOL, they both ded, LOL, LOL

The end.
Meshuggahshirt said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:10

Delap0r Xham Priory werk all done. Move in 2morro.

5:30 PM July 15, 1923
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:12

barryo: We the people, in order to form a more perfect union.
barryo: slavery d00ds iz troo. but liek we can haz constitution. But powah it iz, paper iz also. time needed and fight and struggle.
barryo: u no whut – long speech. on and on. so finish with story of 23 year old white girl and old black dude. iz hawt.
barryo: u kann all claps naow.
Hamlet said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:13

Hamlet @Horatio It all gud. njoy play later k?
Mark D said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:18

TimTheTiny God bless us every1!
Scrooge @TimTheTiny gfy u whiny gimp beeeooootch!
TimTheTiny @Scrooge WTF?! thot u had changed?!
Scrooge @TimTheTiny jk :-p
Poe said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:21

FKKN Raven. STFU.
V for Victor said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:23

vhugo @hurst-n-blackett ?

hurst-n-blackett @vhugo !
Raven said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:42

@Poe Nevermore.
noen said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:44

You know, LOLspeak isn’t Twitspeak either.
John D. said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:44

The climactic scene of the Hunchback of Notre Dame:

Hunchback: I faw down ‘n’ go boom.

The mob below: He faw down ‘n’ go boom!
Helen Keller said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:48

$%GTdggdgtheta$T4t$#3qt34Q$%q3Q$T4tQ#TYU^^U&%u%W7u
Carlos Castaneda said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:48

@Don Juan Far- out Dude.
Mr. Wonderful said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:51

Has this been mentioned–

http://tinyurl.com/ydqrtxq

I heard him on NPR. It wasn’t funny.
Harry Haller said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:52

@hermine – brb, magic theater
Meshuggahshirt said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:52

Gallant @OldCMan Wtf u stoppin me 4? Gonna b l8 4 a wedding.
OldCMan @Gallant There was a ship
Gallant @OldCMan GTFO old fag
OldCMan @Gallant Sit down STFU where was I? We saild south a bit
Gallant #OldCMan givin me evil I. Like 3yr kid. Gotta listen
OldCMan @Gallant tl;dr Shot a bird. Stuff happend. LOL
Heathcliff said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:55

@Katherine – y r u being such a skeeze? am i gonna have 2 slap a b1tch?
Zeus said,

January 6, 2010 at 22:57

@ hotmortalgrlz — hey hey hey laydehs, u want some of this?
CaptainQueeg said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:01

HEY – wtf happened 2 my strawberries?
Cervantzez said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:02

LOL luk wat i just nvented – i call it a novel cuz its novel! Dude on donkey attacks windmills n stuff, he so crazy, this is totes awesomeo
Zarathustra said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:04

got bored, came dwn frm mtn, lugged dedguy around, went back up mtn – OMG PARTYCRASHERS!
Zandar1 said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:05

NTesla1 @EdisonWizard LOL lite bulb, yah whtevr. Fluorescent FTW.
EdisonWizard @NTesla1 DC POWAH fool. C U @ 1893 wrlds fair. Incandescent FTW!
NTesla1 @EdisonWizard Tellin U lite brite, I win down teh road. U 2 scared 2 show at fair.
EdisonWizard @NTesla1 Yah U win like 100 yrs from now. LOLOLOLOL! I win now!
Trilateral Chairman said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:07

Mr. Wonderful said, I heard him on NPR. It wasn’t funny.

At the risk of inciting another round of NPR-bashing…well, it doesn’t surprise me that it didn’t work. Twitter is an essentially written/visual medium, and you can’t DO it on the radio, really. It’s about as silly as doing a bit on rebuses (which I’m sure NPR has tried–they sometimes seem to think it’s cute to do radio bits that cover things that can’t be done effectively on the radio.)
Raskolnikov said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:08

AXETIME… old landlady = pwned! LOL
Meshuggahshirt said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:13

MShikibu @Cervantzez fuk u pozr i did it 1st
MShikibu @Cervantzez About an awesome guy namd GenG
MShikibu @Cervantzez eh bangz evrybody and doesnt afraid of anything
MShikibu @Cervantzez And he SPARKLZ
Raven said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:14

@Poe: Nevermore!
jim said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:15

Schrödinger’s LOLCAT @observer – blargh im ded
Schrödinger’s LOLCAT @observer – but im also alive 2
observer @Schrödinger’s LOLCAT – wtf?
Schrödinger’s LOLCAT @observer – PSYCHE!!!!1!!1!!
Sam I Am said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:19

hey nobody tell th FDA inspectrz about these green eggs & ham, k?
noen said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:22

This shit is like crack for the Sadlies. We may never see them again.
NeilDiamond said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:22

i am i cried
Cervantzez said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:22

@MShikibu Least i got chikn
Cervantzez said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:25

@MShikibu u no who else does teh SPARKLZ? Fake vampire rote by boring mormon ladee wif bad morelz
Meshuggahshirt said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:25

JurgisR @SamIAm LOL wutz an FDA? Also some of yr ham is rly pplz.
JurgisR O hey boss. nm.
Marcel Proust said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:26

Longtemps, je me suis couché de bonne heure. Parfois, à peine ma bougie éteinte, mes yeux se fermaient si vite que je n’avais pas le temps d
Sebastian Dangerfield said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:30

@Richie3 It was all cold and unhappy :-( Now it’s warm cuz my bro’s king :-) But I’m still not real happy :-/
actor212 said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:30

Marcel Proust said,
January 6, 2010 at 23:26

AHEM!

@Proust Trop mal. Trop triste. Trop tard.
Meshuggahshirt said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:34

MShikibu @Cervantzez Wait wut? Srsly?
MShikibu Well GenG isnt a virgin
MShikibu Eh bangs EVRY1
MShikibu Evn that 1 boy cuz hes bettr than hs chilly sistr
MShikibu & he does it by Ch. 3
MShikibu its hawt
MShikibu @StephanE SO TOP THAT YOU GAIJIN POZR BITCH
BigusDictator said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:34

@MANtony; wher r u? Goin 2 talk 2 Cimber re his stupid bro. BRB.
Tom said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:36

I love converting entire novels into twitter-speak. This is one of my favorites…

jamesjoyce: Man walks around Dublin. We follow every minute detail of his day. He’s probably overtweeting.
MJBrut said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:37

@MANtony; In Pompey’s theatre killin yur dudz! LOL
DaCoolCoach said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:38

Wzz-wzzp, loony libs? Dngdngdlly! U just got served SPREAD of TRUTH. Urb out.
MANtony said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:40

@MJBrut; Not cool dude!

@GuyOctave; @LepDis; we can has triumverate now?
Marcel Proust said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:40

AHEM!

Je vois “epic fail” et d’accord.
Meshuggahshirt said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:45

CaiCass @MJBrut But here comes MANtony
CaiCass @MANtony Yo sup?
Mojotron said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:46

et 2 Brutseph?
The Truth said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:47

This hw it wll go down. You lose Prezntl electn LOL. ADRESS ME!
The Truth said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:48

also BOOKMARK!
John Steinbeck said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:48

@TJoad u goin 2 cali
actor212 said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:49

@Proust

Bitez moi.
El Cid said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:54

Ham-let wait brb thnk theres rat behind curtainz
Ham-let got it
Ham-let ha it was a fukkin perv got im
El Cid said,

January 6, 2010 at 23:55

@TJoad u goin 2 cali

HA!
William L. Shirer said,

January 7, 2010 at 0:10

@der Fuehrer what goz up must cum down
Ogden Nash UNCUT said,

January 7, 2010 at 0:14

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
N__B said,

January 7, 2010 at 0:29

Ogden Nash UNCUT said

Where’d that damned mohel go?
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

January 7, 2010 at 0:35

Egil Skallagrimsson tweet:

Kng Erik Bloodax SUX Svd mah hed LOLLOL IM AWSUM
MyEyes!!!! said,

January 7, 2010 at 0:55

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Malcolm says Coleman was in town to meet with producers of his latest film about removing a brief scene of frontal nudity that Coleman says was unauthorized.
Da Sooss said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:08

1 bitch 2 bitch dat bitch 2, bitchez. All yo hoz B hoppin on pop.
Ozymandias said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:13

@YeMighty: Chek awt my shit her an foad!!!!!!
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:13

Hmmm…

“When the solar system’s story is finally written, it’s much more likely that it will have closer to 900 planets rather than the nine that we grew up with,” said Alan Stern, a planetary scientist at the Southwest Research Institute (SwRI) in Boulder, Colo.

Just a handful of those potential discoveries might reach the size of Earth, compared to a swarm of Pluto-sized bodies that Stern and others expect to find.
Sun Tzu said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:13

5 wayz 2 fuk u up bitches! Folw ma tweets or FAIL!
Sun Tzu said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:14

war aint cheap LOL! WIN!
Sun Tzu said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:15

We b together’n'strong muthafukkahs!
Sun Tzu said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:16

Oppy ahed – jes watch!
Sun Tzu said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:17

ya mutha timing iz all
Sun Tzu said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:18

@mineenemy u haz week spot – good 4 me!
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:25

Polly Feemuss: Stik in eye I h8 No Man
Ogden Nash UNCUT said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:26

Sun Tzu: able to Twitter effectively without spelling issues.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:26

Macky A. Velly Feer me h8rz!
Substance McGravitas said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:26

Ogden is just not the asshole nitpicker that I am.
Gold Five said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:28

Stay on target.
Mak3velli said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:29

@L0renz0 Keep it realz. Feared > loved. Grab 4tuna.
FlipYrWhig said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:31

Dammit, Bastard…
DorianGray said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:37

@LordHenry Picture takes my sins. Beautiful 4eva! #decadence
J— said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:41

Poprishchin Off to assume my crown. How you like me know?
FireGuyMontag said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:43

Im N ur houz burnin ur books!!! lolz

Bitch wife wont put out w/o 3rd fuckn wall screen.Nvited lame “friends” for dinner.

Boss gave me books-R4-loserz speech again. I swear ima burn his azz one day.

Holy Fuck!! Wife downed whole fucking bottle of Lunesta!!!! And still won’t put out. But got line on girl across street.

Faggy prof sez set up cobag coworkers. Fuck yeah!! Montag:1, Society 0!!

Boss got pissed b/c stupid books. U burn my house, I burn ur face biznitch! Hope resume is up to date now
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:45

Karl Marx U UpBourgeois think they’re big shit but proletarians got real pwr (0 to luz but chainz) & also peasants r sack of potatoes
HariSeLdN said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:46

Ur my puppetz bitchez! Dance! Dance!
WWonka said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:48

This tweet, you can suck it.
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:51

Mule Hari don’t know bout me tho!
Snoopy said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:52

@RedBaron: fck u!
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:54

Chas Brn @Snoopy Auuuuugghh!
1stSpkEker said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:54

@Mule: & now yu dont, sucka!
Chas Brn said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:55

@Lucy: Auuuugghh!
Substance McGravitas said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:56

Note new idiots:

http://bigjournalism.com/
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 1:58

R D Olivaw @1stSpkEker all part of the plan bay-bee
@Jefferson said,

January 7, 2010 at 2:00

KingG3: ritez frm G-d, not u. U blu it. CYA
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 2:01

I wonder how the brilliantines at BIG JOURNALISM (’cause you know, bigger = smarter) will look at their shitty little article on how the M$M like totally made up that what went down this past 28 June in Honduras was a coup when IT WAS FREEDOM by the fact that the Honduran prosecutor just indicted the head of the armed forces for kidnapping and exiling the then-elected President Zelaya. Oops.

Maybe it’s time to drunkenly run to a balcony and flip the bird at people protesting child slavery again.
Substance McGravitas said,

January 7, 2010 at 2:10

El Cid should note this caveat:

Author’s note: As it is known in Honduras that president-elect Porfirio Lobo is a longtime client of mine and a friend, as is also a past president of Honduras, I wish to make explicit that my analysis published here was not discussed with them nor with any Honduran official, and that what I write on this topic should not be construed as anyone’s views but my own.

IT IS THE UNVARNISHED TRUTH FROM A DISINTERESTED OBSERVER!
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 2:14

Note to Big Bobblehead: Pepe Lobo was President of the Honduran National Congress, akin to our Speaker of the House, not a past President.

But, yeah, the best approach is to write about your right wing clients as though they were heroes and the fact that every single solitary nation in the Western hemisphere concluded that Honduras’ military had carried out an illegal coup d’etat is just some artifact of the librul U.S. medja.

‘Cause, you know, right wing Presidents of Colombia and Mexico who despise Hugo Chavez are really just tools of the radical communists who run the American M$M.
J— said,

January 7, 2010 at 2:21

as is also a past president of Honduras

After a third reading, I think Klugmann is referring to a second person, someone who was Honduras’ president and is, like Lobo, Klugmann’s friend and client.
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 2:26

I think you’re right — I misread “as” as “and”.

But there’s still

despite the efforts of the United States to bludgeon Honduras into obedience, the small country stood firm against the superpower and freely elected a new government on November 29, 2009

No fucking conscious observer of the situation could see that as anything but laughable. Brazil had to fucking practically beg the United States to do anything about what was obviously a military coup d’etat, and eventually the U.S. State Department felt able to do what it wanted to all along and use the meddling of Senator Jim DeMint (R-SC) to completely undermine the negotiations it itself had been conducting.

But, yeah, brave little Honduras stood up to the Superpower so that its military could retain the right to throw out Presidents, just like it always has, and like it can do again under its shitty, death squad dictator imposed 1982 Constitution, because, you know, FREEDOM.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

January 7, 2010 at 2:28

After a third reading, I think Klugmann is referring to a second person, someone who was Honduras’ president and is, like Lobo, Klugmann’s friend and client.

He should have called it quits after Quincy.
J— said,

January 7, 2010 at 2:34

No fucking conscious observer of the situation could see that as anything but laughable.

Klugmann is performing a standard wingnut slight of hand with his denunciation and erudite break-down of what he calls the MSM’s storyboard. Right-wingers quickly put together their own storyboard just after Zelaya’s ouster and have been pushing it ever since.
The Red Badger of Courage said,

January 7, 2010 at 3:04

DVader: LOLZ! @FarmerLuke I pwn3d ur hand! Let’s rool teh galaxy.
FarmerLuke: @DVader No wai!
DVader: @FarmerLuke I’m ur dad. LOL!
FarmerLuke: OH NOES!!!!!1111!!
a throwback in spirit to the freewheeling moxie of the glory days of American newspapers said,

January 7, 2010 at 3:06

Oh it is SOOOOOOOOOOO On, MSM!!!!!
The irony of using the iconic ‘Dewey Beats Truman’ headline of the notoriously leftist Chi-Trib, will not, I’m sure, be lost on the more astute lovers of truth, justice, and fedoras.
The Red Badger of Courage said,

January 7, 2010 at 3:06

Note new idiots:

http://bigjournalism.com/

How’d I know this was gonna be another Breitbart production?
J— said,

January 7, 2010 at 3:14

a throwback in spirit to the freewheeling moxie of the glory days of American newspapers

Is it in Airplane where the reporters all run to the phone booths and then all fall over together? That’s the image I have in mind right now.
Tacitus Voltaire said,

January 7, 2010 at 3:17

O.T.

New Frontiers In Research Conducted By Rodents

Cell Phone Use May Fight Alzheimer’s, Mouse Study Says

the article also contains a warning against using the krell brain booster

(Related: “Rat Made Supersmart — Similar Boost Unsafe in Humans?”)

i, for one, welcome our rodent overlords
a throwback in spirit to the freewheeling moxie of the glory days of American newspapers said,

January 7, 2010 at 3:25

Airplane.. Nah, these are TOUGH guys. They got Cagney!!! Maybe Clark Gable, (NOT Cary Grant) , Orson Welles…..no, you’re right…Airplane.
justme said,

January 7, 2010 at 3:30

How’d I know this was gonna be another Breitbart production?

Ya think maybe he’s overcompensating for something?
justme said,

January 7, 2010 at 3:32

Cell Phone Use May Fight Alzheimer’s, Mouse Study Says

How they find the tiny little cell phones, I’ll never know.
N__B said,

January 7, 2010 at 3:56

He should have called it quits ~~after~~ before Quincy

fiqqst
@DoughyPantload said,

January 7, 2010 at 4:41

I suspect that I’m full of shit, but my #underoos suggest otherwise. Besides, on deadline, supports my point.
Bieeanda said,

January 7, 2010 at 4:46

I did one of these back in October:

I was a rapacious riddler. You were a nascent motherfucker. We talked about childhood and growing old. Did u feel it too? #missedconnections
The H. P. L. said,

January 7, 2010 at 4:51

Lovecraft @providence.com: It wz hz twn brthr, bt it lkd mr lk th fthr thn h did!
Lesley said,

January 7, 2010 at 5:07

Set these up on Twitter, slap some ads on and you’re in business. You’ll have more followers than Stephen Fry.
Linnaeus said,

January 7, 2010 at 5:09

FBacon U shuld go 2 Bensalem n c Salomons House they do science ther n shit.
KVonnegut said,

January 7, 2010 at 6:05

Billy Pilgrim got unstcuk in time. LOLZ!
Crissa said,

January 7, 2010 at 6:39

This always brings up the question… I know Twitter has stupidly small messages, but… Why does everyone write so stupidly on it?
Djur said,

January 7, 2010 at 6:40

Ads on Twitter, Lesley?
Job said,

January 7, 2010 at 6:52

OMG! WTF! IMHO ths sux!
@Gd – cll me!
@Gd – U there?
@Gd – cll me!
Hives! I got Hives!

OMG WTF!
Ginsberg said,

January 7, 2010 at 6:56

@Jack – cll me, prty tonite my place get mony from ur mom bring tht boy
Kerourac said,

January 7, 2010 at 6:58

@Al – no money, nd minutes for phone u got weed?
Anne Sexton said,

January 7, 2010 at 7:01

I feel sleepy
WinstonSmith_1 said,

January 7, 2010 at 8:02

@BigBrother: <3!!!!!!!
DookF3rrara said,

January 7, 2010 at 8:14

@Count Look bhind curtain. Last Duchs now painting. Dowry 4 ur girl? Check c horse!
BillyWordz said,

January 7, 2010 at 8:27

@Dorothy 5 yrs since i been 2 c abbey. C n2 life of things! #lyricaballdz
God and some writers said,

January 7, 2010 at 8:41

7 days made a world two people naked? LOL don’t eat the fucken apple you did? dumb bitch.
heidegger said,

January 7, 2010 at 8:49

@husserl your assertion that being-in-the-now and consciousness plus phenomenologi

@husserl cal treatise are reason to abandon aristotelian logic as foundation for a new metho

@husserl dology…FUCKEN TWITTER IS TEH SUXXOR
MotleyCrus0e said,

January 7, 2010 at 9:01

iland life dulllll turtle eggs again 2nite.omfg! footprint!1! canibal more like canabis LOL.new servant talk like jarjar binks.goin home.
sissyfoos said,

January 7, 2010 at 9:26

still sux
FireMegan said,

January 7, 2010 at 9:33

Frmkt gud 4 thee, no 4 me! Dad can I has job?
blahgblog said,

January 7, 2010 at 10:04

i did know yo. 2 beez or no. slings & arros or sleep+dream?
IvanDenisovich said,

January 7, 2010 at 11:39

hehe i not tellin teh n00bs how 2 wrk teh systm. mmm mdnght snak.
Thlayli said,

January 7, 2010 at 12:06

Continuing the “Romeo and Juliet” theme from above:

Mercutio @Tybalt u step 2 my boy Romeo again I’ma cut a bitch
Tybalt @Mercutio bring it fool
Tybalt just dusted another sucka. CAPULET, WHAT?
RomeoM @Tybalt oh its on now
RomeoM didnt wanna do that but i had to for my homie @Mercutio
NormanMcClean said,

January 7, 2010 at 12:11

gon fishin, RIP bro i haz h2o mmries&tc
NelsonMandela said,

January 7, 2010 at 12:23

so u bustd us whatevs. thn i is free agn and take rvnge… NOT. suckerz. hey where my ho go?
Humbert^2 said,

January 7, 2010 at 13:25

nu uh its yr girl i want. ok maB this wnt wrk out, fck it, fck evry1. kthxbai
JJYossarian said,

January 7, 2010 at 14:25

u callin me mad? hadnt thot it thru had u.
3pim3nid3s said,

January 7, 2010 at 14:29

Cretans nevah tweet. #smackdown
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

January 7, 2010 at 14:48

@BathroomMirror this is open account and U R giving TMI – PM me we can do lunch at that place with the glass tables
The Red Badger of Courage said,

January 7, 2010 at 15:10

PerzhAmb: WTF d00d? This iz crazy!
KINGLEO: Crazy? IZ SPARTA!!!! BOOM!
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 15:37

@LindaLovelace No O? Oh, blo me!
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

January 7, 2010 at 15:40

Pennyloo: @IthacaRex herd noos #trojans ruptured. wen u coming home dear? @T-Mac1193BC misses u
IthacaRex: @Pennyloo yep we totes PWNXXORED them there ringer @Achilles4Evah got ARROWED. LOL!
IthacaRex: @Pennyloo will b home soon #IthacasFinest need shore leave. Will bring pretty lotus flower 4 u.
Pennyloo: @IthacaRex dont forget 2 ask 4 directions c u soon
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 15:50

@Moses U broke ALL TEN!!!!!! OK, that’s gonna cost u fukks!
smedley said,

January 7, 2010 at 16:00

“@LindaLovelace No O? Oh, blo me!”

Props to actor for including “Deep Throat” in a thread ostensibly about great literature.
Ted the Slacker said,

January 7, 2010 at 16:08

@normanbates dude i was only jking about #yourmom
smedley said,

January 7, 2010 at 16:13

S.King ca.1965: Haunted girl, haunted house, haunted hotel, haunted pet cemetery, haunted town, haunted prison; WTF? I’ll write all of ‘em n mak $$$!!!
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 16:28

Smedley, I know great art when I see it.
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 16:33

@Grendel I’ll kick ur ass! And ur mom’s! LOL!
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 16:47

@Mountain RT @mohammed I’m comin to you.
smedley said,

January 7, 2010 at 16:51

I hear ya, actor.

CThomas@LongJohnSilver: That’s right;giveittoher;ohyeah;all14inches.
Jacqueline Susann said,

January 7, 2010 at 16:58

@Hollywood starlets. Men r users & don’t play with dolls.
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 17:04

ZenMotoMechanic & what’s good & not good, need we some1 2 tell us?
Aesop said,

January 7, 2010 at 17:14

@Bigmane WTF? u 8 mouz? he took thrn frm paw! roon fble dikhed!!11!!
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 17:15

@Prince Keep slipper. Found dildo.
blahgblog said,

January 7, 2010 at 17:28

androydz: u all bin drmn lectic shp 2? or iz jz me?
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 17:41

@MrsSteinbeck2 Off to see country. Took dog.
Looch said,

January 7, 2010 at 17:46

bugzbunny @ elmfudd duk seezn!
daffduk @elmfudd rabbt seezn!
bugsbunny @ elmfudd duk seezn!
daffduk @ elmfudd rabbt seezn!
elmfudd @ bugzbunny @ daffduk bwast u bof !
Mark D said,

January 7, 2010 at 17:47

There is so much win on this and the previous thread. So much that if those were the only two things online, it would justify the Internet’s existence.

Kudos to all …
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 18:19

Jabberwock @Twitter Galumph! I did it first and better.
Robert Neville said,

January 7, 2010 at 18:51

@ Vampires U scared of me? Really? Guess *I* am legend.
Godot said,

January 7, 2010 at 18:56

@VladnEst – b there soon, just updating my Facebook
@VladnEst – oops also got 2 redo MySpace page
@VladnEst – hmm looks like rain, on 2nd thot, im staying home 2nite LOL
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 18:57

@Danglars @Mondego @Caderousse My name is Edmond Dantes. You killd Villefours pere. Prepare to die.
Ted the Slacker said,

January 7, 2010 at 18:58

@Dorothy ZOMG +100 internetz 4 teh best movin hous story evah
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 18:58

@IlseLund U ain’t worth a hill of beans. Me n Reynaud gonna elope.
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:00

OKhayyam moving finger writes
OKhayyam moves on
OKhayyam piety or wit can’t bring it back 4 rewrite
OKhayyam tears can’t wash out 1 word
OKhayyam :(
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:05

@BathroomWall Here I sit all brokenhearted. Wanted to shit, instead I farted.
Gilgamesh said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:06

@ Utnapishtim – need a boat 4 th big flood ths wkend, can u make me 1?
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:09

@Noah I no, 2 of evry kind, but I have crabs now. Happy, asshol?
jim said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:09

Homer so y r dawns fingers always so rosy?
Homer im blind pls help me w/ this
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:14

@MajorTom Can u hr me???? The ‘puter has the evidence.
mmy said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:15

StephenKing Fuck all these fucking monsters. Fuck.
SOHara said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:16

@RhettB Thank you. I saw it in the window and I just couldn’t resist it.
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:16

Enkidu @Gilgamesh those things you told me not to do in underworld
Enkidu @Gilgamesh kinda did em
Enkidu @Gigamesh got to stay now
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:20

Bilbo @Frodo u still got that ring? wanna try it again.
Frodo @Bilbo naw all gon
Bilbo @Frodo :(
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:20

@Dathan Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk.
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:21

Golem @Frodo I haz ring but I eated it.
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:25

Frodo @Gollum DOOD shuddup u no bilbo got problem w/dat
Whale Chowder said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:34

Sauron @Frodo fuk u
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:38

Frodo @Sauron bro ur just an eye a fukkn EYE wtf & y u think any1 listen 2 u?
Looch said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:43

world @jrtfanbois u d00ds haz no moar ch33tos? LOL kthxbai
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:45

Chuck Norris @world ya no kid peep who read those buks r fags more ref’s to stephen king pls he’s a real author not old fag
Superman said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:45

I strongest character in comics…except around kryptonite. And no yellow sun. What, and magic too? Damnit!
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:47

Bzaro @Superman u am best friend i not hit u hrd
Snake-Eyes said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:50

@The Pit Finally! I get to express myself! Wait until I tell you about Duke and Lady Jay…
LOLcat tweeter said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:50

Conflashun of meems iz deth of proze
Joseph Goebbels said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:52

@Subhumans supermen bitchez!
Meshuggahshirt said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:53

DucBlanG @BishX So we has 4 mnths food, no?
BishX @DucBlanG Food n booze 2
DucBlanG @PrezKurvL FamilE n staff r here, no?
PrezKurvL @DucBlanG All here & acctd 4
DucBlanG @Durc3t Kids?
Durc3t @DucBlanG Kids r alrite (luv that song)
BishX @Durc3t LOL
DucBlanG @kids Gather round
PrezKurvL U no what time it is
BishX It’s #orgytime!
Durc3t fapfapfap
August33n @BishX ;_;
Ted the Slacker said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:56

@Cassandra HA HA u got no follwrs! LALALA i cant here u LOL
justme said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:56

Okay, OT, but I can’t resist,

What’s the over/under on whether she quits before showtime?

And seriously, Judge Roy Moore???
Tarzan said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:57

@Superman: y u talk lik me?
Superman said,

January 7, 2010 at 19:59

@Bizarro LOL OK. Question: why are you less threatening then the bald guy w/no powerz?
Superman said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:00

@ Tarzan Homeschooled on farm, remember? Don’t trust what you see on “Smallville.”
Fonzi said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:02

@RichieC: Heeeeey! The Jacket is making the jump too.
Peter Parker said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:03

@ MaryJaneW can’t go to party; have to…wash clothes
@AuntMay can’t come over; have to…see Mary Jane
@HarryO can’t see you today, yur dad gives me the creeps
Lolshark said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:05

@Quint: nom nom nom nom nom
Jane said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:06

@Tarzan: U no superman last nite
Lolshark said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:08

@Fonzi: Yu jmp me? B end of “Hpy Days”
Tarzan said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:11

@Jane: Jane noes how to hrt Tarzan. Tarzan go see Cheetah
Jane said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:13

@ Tarzan: Cheetah with Boy
Ted the Slacker said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:17

@Romulus u call that a crib? dude u FAIL
@Remus fck u ashol teh walls r teh awsome
@Romulus whatevah l0ser u stil sux a wolfs tit
@Remus uh oh. scuse mah spade. Oops /sarc off
Tarzan said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:17

@Jane: Cheetah with Boy? Tarzan no get. Plz xplane. Who on top?
laym said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:20

Siddartha Tired from travelling. Going to hang here by teh river. BYE
Ted the Slacker said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:23

RT @Tarzan plz xplane// Jane w/ Tiger not cheetah. dunno who on top. Sry d00d.
Italo Calvino said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:28

You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino’s new Twitter feed. Chill dude.
laym said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:31

Montresor @Fortunato Got some wine for u, come down to the cellar and chek it out. LOL.
Whale Chowder said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:32

GDonner Off to Cali, so long suckers!
about 164 years ago, from txt

GDonner Wthr bad here in mts. Hv 2 stop 4 awhile.
about 164 years ago, from txt

GDonner Soooo hungry. Even 8 the oxen. :-(
about 164 years ago, from txt

GDonner Hoofin 2 sutters fort. Fukin cold.
about 164 years ago, from txt

GDonner Shit, c0t in blizzrd, 4 ded. Oh well, long pig tonite!
about 164 years ago, from txt
Tonto said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:33

@Kemo Sabe: Kiss my ass I bought a boat, I’m going out to sea.

h/t Lyle Lovett
The Thunder said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:35

TheThunder Da Dayadhvam Damyatta Shanti Shanti Shanti
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:36

AV8er Exupry crashed in sahara desert
AV8er Exupry this sux, will look around
AV8er Exupry time to catch zzz’s signing off
AV8er Exupry holee shit there’s some little dude here from like outta nowhere
AV8er Exupry ? wtf ? wants me to draw him a sheep
AV8er Exupry little prince dude here gotta problem says he comes fm other planet size of house
AV8er Exupry am i fukkin gon out of hed?
Emily Dickinson said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:42

EmilyDickinson Jst rlized tht all my poems cn b sung 2 tune of Yankee Doodle. FML
laym said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:47

HLMencken Politicans r stupid, people r stupid. Everyone’s stupid, cept me, LOL.
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 20:56

@Robin Meet me at cave. Nd to show you sumthin. NO! Not like last time!
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:01

@PrinzesButtercup As you wish
Gdog said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:11

7th day, bitchez. Ain’t doin fuk but cheez doodlz n tweetz.
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:27

Beezlebub @Gdog What? No futball? U gai? LOL!!!!111!!!
His name is Yossarian, Sir said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:28

@CapnBlack Where r teh Snowdens ov Yesturyear?

#educationalsession
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:31

ASRowan @Garcia Just get ‘er done, goddammit!
Oregon Beer Snob said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:34

RJohnson: heddin to crossroads, brb
Lewis Carroll said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:36

@Alice: We wuz trippen 4 real back in the day
Oregon Beer Snob said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:36

JHendrix: @RJohnson – dude you hooked me up with for lessons sux
Meshuggahshirt said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:36

Gdog @thevoid Gimme a light
Jubal Early said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:37

Well, here I am.
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:38

@JubalEarly You’re late!
El Cid said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:39

papa1 @ignacio god yer heavy dude
papa1 @ignacio hey nothin blockin yr ears tell me if u hear anythng
ignacio @papa1 lay down man
papa1 @ignacio naw dude gonna keep walkin cuz a yer dam bullet hole
ignacio @papa1 so sleepy…
papa1 @ignacio im carrying u dood sleep up there u better be glad yr mom died & I feel glty
ignacio @papa1 sleepy
papa1 @ignacio fuk dood yr mom’d die again if she hadn’t kikd bukit fm other kidz
ignacio @papa1 :( cries
papa1 @ignacio better cry u lil shit jus let me knw wn we get close 2 Tonaya & hear dogs bark
ignacio signs off account closed
papa1 @ignacio fuk dood we’re here did I not fukin ask u tell me whn hear dogs bark?
W.Wyler said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:39

@C.Heston: jes stay in the fckn chariot, Chuck. I’ll make sure u win
Sherlock Holmes said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:47

@Watson: Yo dude! When u gonna get a frikken clue?
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:51

@TommySmothers That’s what SHE said! LOL!!!!111
Melville In The Poconos said,

January 7, 2010 at 21:57

Call me Ishkabibble.
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:02

Osiris @Odysseus D00d! What happen wif ur noze???????
EmilyDickinson said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:06

EmilyDickinson AND “The Yellow Rose of Texas??” FFS! ><
Neo said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:09

@Morpheus: Whoa.
Grover said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:10

FuzzyBlueG There’s a WHAT at the end of WHERE?? DO NOT WANT!
about five minutes ago by txt

FluzzyBlueG nm just me…gg
about 30 seconds ago by txt
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:11

Barbie @Ken Math is hard! Wish you were! LOL!!!!!11111!!!!
Lt. Geordi LaForge said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:15

@captpicard brb g2recalibr8 deflectrs
Ken said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:19

Ken @barbie fuk u bitch im gay
Ken said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:20

@Barbie Wish we were anatomically correct! LOL!!!!!!!111111!!!!
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:21

Barbie @Ken You don’t like my 48DDs????
Ken said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:26

Ken @barbie fuck u u plastic bitch ur so top hvy u fall ovr wen u stand up + I like teh pen0r
Watson said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:27

@Moriarty: Dood! Let’s team up & cold-cock tht pompous arse-Holmes! I’m fckn sikka hs sht!
Ken said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:29

@Barbie: 48DDs? N wht? Millimeters? LOL
YoungWerther said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:46

I got 99 problems. FML
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:47

Barbie @Ken Fuk u. Midge licks beddah! LOL!!!!11111
actor212 said,

January 7, 2010 at 22:49

@Nena Sorry. I no order called for 100 red ones, but needed balloons for son’s birthdy party. Hope that’s OK.
Priests of Mordiggian said,

January 7, 2010 at 23:50

@Zul-Bha-Sair: Ddz, th M-Gd dn’t wnt n wrm flshs nd yr jst svng yr wmn, lv whl m nd th hms tk ths wnnbs t mrdr cntrl.
Priests of Mordiggian said,

January 7, 2010 at 23:53

@Zul-Bha-Sair: Amscray, M-Gd dn’t wnt wrm flsh whl me nd th hms tk ths wnnbs tu mrdr cntrl.
El Cid said,

January 8, 2010 at 0:01

Victorian_Societee @Doc_Moreau cutting up live animals, NOT kewl
Doc_Moreau @Victorian_Societee gawd jeesh have you NOT seen my kewl beast people? wtf
EnfantTerrible said,

January 8, 2010 at 0:11

Elizabeth: ZOMG! Darcy is such a fukkin t00l !!!1!!!!
Sirius Lunacy said,

January 8, 2010 at 16:19

Charly@Beekman_Colage Had raw shock test i thnk i faled. met aljernon-we raced-fast f@cken rat. OMG i luv twitter
martch 4

Charly@Beekman_colage My brane herts! I just want to be smart like other pepul so I can have lots of frends who like me LOL.
martch 11

CGordon@Beekman_College Took Alice to movies. Told her I think sh’e teh hawt. Shut me down stone cold. Twitter sux.

Charly@Beekman_colage Teh nice mous Algernon died-sent flowahs. EZ to have frends if you let pepul lol at you. imgonna have lots of frends OMG i luv twitter
Junior said,

January 8, 2010 at 19:23

Fre mind, Ass folow. Folow?

Great Twitterature Down The Ages

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