Comments on: Twitter Down The Ages

By: chocolatepie

chocolatepie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:43:18 +0000

Who would have guessed that the Fuhrer was a fan of Fruits Basket.

Kyou is the Jew of Fruits Basket fascism.

By: GeneJockey

GeneJockey — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:21:42 +0000

This was so good I showed it to my teenage son, while admonishing him not to share it with anyone.

In retrospect, that last part might turn out counterproductive.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:09:28 +0000

IsaDuncan @Desti The scarf. It shud be longer.

By: kc

kc — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:25:08 +0000

GENIUS!

By: whatevs

whatevs — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:29:44 +0000

nietzsche @God U ded
God @nietzsche U ded
nietzsche @God got u first

By: Lurking Canadian

Lurking Canadian — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:00:12 +0000

@Romeo: OMFG. Rosaline is totes HAWT. She is teh ONE!
Posted during Act I.

@Romeo: OMFG. Juliet is totes HAWT. She is teh ONE!
Posted during Act III.

@Montague: Holy shit, my son was an emo jackass.
Posted after Act V.

@Rosaline: Heard Rom dead. Capulet slut too. Dodged bullet there.
Posted after Act V.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:57:07 +0000

plato: @socrates DON’T DRINK TH…2 L8!

By: jim

jim — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:22:28 +0000

nietzsche @socrates: u r such a bore
socrates @nietzsche: NO U!

By: smedley

smedley — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:04:23 +0000

@Magellan’sCrew

WTF u mean “no 1 wil remember us?”

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:58:50 +0000

@Claudius W-w-what do u mean, Mperor? LOL!!!!!!!!

By: MProust

MProust — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:52:03 +0000

@ImmanuelKant Ur a rill pissant

By: John D.

John D. — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:29:59 +0000

Let’s hear it for the Romans, folks:

@Nero Like, OMG, the city’s totally on fieurr! LOL! Guess I’ll just play this fiddle for a while.

@Caligula I’m gonna marry this horse, and you cn’t stop mee!!! Horses rule! Everybdy else sucks!!!

@Ceasar Brutus, whut’chu gonna do wiff thet kniffe? Don’t choo stab at mee wiff that! LOL, you suck…

By: jim

jim — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:28:29 +0000

Greeks @Troy – this siege is teh suxx0rz
Troy @Greeks – LOL PWNT
Greeks @Troy – OK u win
Greeks @Troy – no hard feelingz d00d
Greeks @Troy – here, u can even have a big wooden horsey
Greeks @Troy – we give up – c u later, guyz
Greeks @Troy – brb, sailing home
Troy @Greeks – wow thats sure one honkin big horsey
Troy @Greeks – zzz zzz zzz zzz …
Troy @Greeks – OMGWTFBBQ
Greeks @Troy – ROFL
Greeks @Troy – im in yr base, burnin down yr buildingz

By: Turbine Yukon Palin

Turbine Yukon Palin — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:23:41 +0000

Brilliant. I can’t do that well, but . . . (and hoping this formats)

AbrahamThaMan: o sh!t!! gawd sez i got 2 kill mai son
about 5000 years ago from web

ItsIssac: @AbrahamThaMan wut?!
about 5000 years ago from Echofon in reply to AbrahamThaMan

AbrahamThaMan: @Issac lol nm, just ur peen
about 5000 years ago from web

ItsIssac: @AbrahamThaMan WUT?!?!?!
about 5000 years ago from Echofon in reply to AbrahamThaMan

By: nero@roma

nero@roma — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:16:55 +0000

@voxpopuli – free concert & weenieroast tonite downtown

By: ACoulter

ACoulter — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:14:41 +0000

sorry libz, cant talk now – busy selling soul 2 satan. kthxbai

By: MCMSteele

MCMSteele — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:11:15 +0000

@USpeeps – word! yo peeps, wutup?
@USpeeps – hey guize, potato salad & chikkenz @ my place tonite!
@USpeeps – why arent u here yet?
@USpeeps – guize?
@USpeeps – ZOMG nobodys coming ZOMG
@USpeeps – WFT do i do w/ all this food?!?!
@USpeeps – 8′(

By: VastCo-DeGAHma

VastCo-DeGAHma — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:04:20 +0000

@CColombo god yr such fag sail 1 dam trip to ilandz u thnk yr hot sht
@CColombo eat my wake bitch I opnd up half urf u posr

By: ScooterLibB

ScooterLibB — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:03:48 +0000

@ america – LOL PARDONED ROFL

By: smedley

smedley — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:01:42 +0000

@CColombo

I cn c India frm my crws nst!!!!