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Kill Me Now
I found this ad over at Powerline:
I’m very close to giving up on America ever becoming a normal country again.
Gavin adds: “Hey infidels, hey Boosh! I am squishing your head! I am squishing your head!”
Update: Well, how else are we supposed to stop that swarthy-looking guy from crushing all our heads? Posted by: Zenmasterw | May 15, 2006 04:10 PM
Cripes, you have to get up pretty early in the morning, etc.
MCH said,
May 15, 2006 at 15:52
Brad needs a hug!
liberalsouth said,
May 15, 2006 at 15:53
me too… sigh…
MCH said,
May 15, 2006 at 15:54
Brad needs a hug!
I’d offer him one, but his site keeps extraordinarily renditioning my comments. :P
It’s like being banned! I feel so naughty.
Zenmasterw said,
May 15, 2006 at 16:10
Well, how else are we supposed to stop that swarthy-looking guy from crushing all our heads?
celticgirl said,
May 15, 2006 at 16:15
Is he showing us how big Bush’s dick is?
RobW said,
May 15, 2006 at 16:16
Come now, Zenmasterw, look at the photo.
It’s already too late.
Jillian said,
May 15, 2006 at 16:21
My God!
That evil madman has discovered the terrifying “crushing your head” technology.
I’m sorry to say this, but if we do not bomb Iran now, America is doomed.
You flathead!
Ginger Yellow said,
May 15, 2006 at 16:22
Don’t worry, our Canadian allies can send a crack team of head-crushers in retaliation. Possibly transported by land canoes.
g said,
May 15, 2006 at 16:32
I’m afraid to find out the results.
yam said,
May 15, 2006 at 16:39
You have taken out our eternal enemy, Saddam Hussein. I salute you and, I crush your head!
Rudi said,
May 15, 2006 at 16:58
Yes, lets fight a war against the world from our keyboards. Will the Pentagon give Purple Hearts to these “Brave Chickenhawks” for their Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? I don’t think blisters on their fingers is a serious injury warranting an award.
Mary Jones said,
May 15, 2006 at 17:18
Eh, I say we only had about thirty years of normalcy anyway. The world before the civil rights movement and femininst movement (dammit, where’s my ERA?!?) was a pretty ugly, racist, stupid place too–just like the rest of the world.
And that’s what’s really galling–that we had made these steps forward, that society really looked like it would change and become more equal, more open and tolerant. Not anymore, it seems.
Taters said,
May 15, 2006 at 17:22
Yes Im afraid- he has brown skin- better nuke him. then I will be less scared.
Vladi G said,
May 15, 2006 at 17:30
Don’t worry, our Canadian allies can send a crack team of head-crushers in retaliation. Possibly transported by land canoes.
You can’t fight head crushing with head crushing. We need to develop “face squishing” technology post haste!!
Bubba said,
May 15, 2006 at 17:38
Personally, I’m all for Bush bombing Iran. I think if we gave him an airplane, flight suit, and map to Iran, I, for one, would wave a cheerful bon voyage.
Ginger Yellow said,
May 15, 2006 at 17:45
“You can’t fight head crushing with head crushing.”
It’s thinking like that that lost the cold war. We can’t allow there to be a head crushing gap!
mikey said,
May 15, 2006 at 17:50
…that we had made these steps forward, that society really looked like it would change and become more equal, more open and tolerant. Not anymore, it seems.
Having learned from the wingnuts, particularly the theocratic right, to artificially conflate correlation with causality, I attribute this decline in freedom, liberty and tolerance since the late sixties to mid seventies to the lack of really high quality LSD. When you could get your hands on SERIOUS acid, liquid and sugar cubes, you saw peace and love breaking out all over. As Hunter Thompson pointed out, if you stand in the right place, you can almost see where the wave crested, broke, and rolled back into the sea.
I think if we gave him an airplane, flight suit, and map to Iran, I, for one, would wave a cheerful bon voyage.
I’m ALL for this. Lets give him some really crappy old unreliable bombs too…
mikey
MCH said,
May 15, 2006 at 18:21
I’ll fly the damn plane myself if Boy George tinkers around in the bomb bay a la Slim Pickens.
LA Confidential Pantload said,
May 15, 2006 at 19:21
Would the flight suit be equipped with the Mighty Codpiece of Victory?
almostinfamous said,
May 15, 2006 at 20:03
Lets give him some really crappy old unreliable bombs too…
are there any other kind? i want to see bush go out an airplane like slim pickens at the end of Strangelove.
RSA said,
May 15, 2006 at 21:11
Should Bush Bomb Iraq?
Please choose one of the following:
A. Immediately.
B. Conventional first, then nuclear.
C. Only after Cheney wakes up from his afternoon nap.
tigrismus said,
May 15, 2006 at 21:46
Is it just me or do Bush and Ahmadinejad look rather similar? Those beady little eyes…
tigrismus said,
May 15, 2006 at 21:58
See here
teh l4m3 said,
May 15, 2006 at 23:04
tig: I was just about to post the same thing: squinty, close-together little eyes, smirky chimp lips, etc.
Vestal Vespa said,
May 15, 2006 at 23:07
But . . . he can’t crush your head if *dere is nobody home!*
*Dere is nooobody home!*
Mal de mer said,
May 15, 2006 at 23:54
The standard defense against head-crushing was demonstrated in one episode of KITH. You simply use your hands to push against the head crusher’s fingers.
tigrismus said,
May 16, 2006 at 3:25
Oh, teh, I’m glad I’m not the only one. It’s a little freaky, isn’t it?
elendil said,
May 16, 2006 at 4:09
The standard defense against head-crushing was demonstrated in one episode of KITH
I prefer the Dead Eye Power-Throwing technique advertised on NewsMax. We need 10,000 paperclips, stat!
Some Guy said,
May 16, 2006 at 5:08
Alternate Caption:
‘ere.
Marq said,
May 16, 2006 at 7:22
This is all Comedy Central’s fault. Allowing them to export Persian-dubbed episodes of “That’s My Bush!” seemed like an innocuous idea at the time, but then those wacky Iranians got the thought stuck in their heads that having a nutbar like Shrub for preznit would be fun! One election later, and Ahmadinejad is like a crudely frankensteined-together replica of Chimpy McHitlerburton, only Muslim! I can’t wait to see the Islamic versions of Michelle Malkin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter, Instapundit, and the PowerTools. Disturbing, if true, indeed!