I dunno; whenever I hear the term “techno chicken”, this is what always springs to mind. Your example may be more “techno”, but mine definitely has more of a Sprockets vibe to it.
(and sorry about the ad intro – video not available on youtube.)
The fact is, any increase in marginal tax rates, especially for the productive classes in typical demonrat classwar fashion, is objectively worse than what Hitler did to the Jews. If you disagree with me you are a hippy socilest.
We just finally realized that instead of paying these exorbitant funds we’re paying for dance labor to Chinese and Vietnamese sweatfloors and just chickens instead. And you can pay ‘em in chicken feed!
Friggin’ Chicken recently challenged several random people to a taste test between Friggin’ Chicken and the other leading chicken-flavoured products. Let’s listen for which one they preferred…
‘Ma’am, care to participate in a taste-test? Here, try this leading brand of chicken.’
‘Ugh, oh my gosh – is that week-old fish?’
‘Now, try this.’
‘Oh. OH! This is some good fucking chicken! What is this?’
‘Sir, take a test for me?’
‘Sure, um – mm – oh, God – seriously, do you want these up your ass?’
‘Here, try this one!’
‘Um – mm – ‘ey, mm – motherfucking great chicken right there! What is this?’
‘It’s Friggin’ Chicken!’
‘This is cat, right? Are you feeding me cat?’
‘Try this.’
‘Holy fuck. Fuck that’s good. What the fuck is this shit!?’
Nine out of ten people preferred Friggin’ Chicken over the competition. Why?
‘ ‘Cause that’s some good fucking chicken! I mean, FRIGGIN’ Chicken!’
Egg-zactly, my dear hens. You all summarize most egg-quisitely. But we musn’t count our chickens before they hatch. You may be cock of the walk now, but must I egg-splain that if you put all your chickens in one basket, you may end up egg-stinct? Thus, let us resolve to be sunny side up and not duck our responsibilities, least we all end up in…the booby hatch.
J— said,
December 20, 2009 at 1:31
Spotting on the turns–a sign of a well trained dancer.
Zebbidie said,
December 20, 2009 at 1:32
You are never alone with the Borg
Zebbidie said,
December 20, 2009 at 1:34
Dammit j– how can I sound spooky when you’re hangin’ round. It’s like trying to have sex when you have kids.
Arky said,
December 20, 2009 at 1:37
Gives new meaning to “choke the chicken.”
Jennifer said,
December 20, 2009 at 1:41
I dunno; whenever I hear the term “techno chicken”, this is what always springs to mind. Your example may be more “techno”, but mine definitely has more of a Sprockets vibe to it.
(and sorry about the ad intro – video not available on youtube.)
Tacitus Voltaire said,
December 20, 2009 at 1:42
but is it a barking chicken?
.
H. Rumbold, Master Barber said,
December 20, 2009 at 2:18
Whatever you do, don’t think about Disco Duck.
Fred Fnord said,
December 20, 2009 at 2:30
I keep expecting Gonzo to jump out.
Calming Influence said,
December 20, 2009 at 2:31
Techno Chicken – tastes just like chicken.
kommrade reproductive vigor said,
December 20, 2009 at 2:47
Damn you to HELL.
Gary Ruppert said,
December 20, 2009 at 2:47
The fact is, any increase in marginal tax rates, especially for the productive classes in typical demonrat classwar fashion, is objectively worse than what Hitler did to the Jews. If you disagree with me you are a hippy socilest.
Chicken Lady said,
December 20, 2009 at 2:49
Gravel and grubs, gravel and grubs, I love to eat my gravel and grubs!
Calming Influence said,
December 20, 2009 at 2:50
After listening to the syncopated overdub towards the end, I started feeling bad about eating the little guy.
Wyatt Watts III said,
December 20, 2009 at 2:52
Before they shot this video, they all took a hit of Eggstacy.
Tacitus Voltaire said,
December 20, 2009 at 2:55
it should be obvious to anybody that the positions of the chicken’s head spell out the secrets of the illuminati
.
Tacitus Voltaire said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:03
techno chicken: product of infracultural alienation or bioluminescent phratry boundaries in pongoids? a structuralist approach
.
Judas Peckerwood said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:06
Notice: No chickens were physically harmed in the making of this video. Their dignity, on the other hand…
owlbear1 said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:18
Somebody had to sit down and think about how to film that.
And then convince others to help him…
Jennifer said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:19
And then convince others to help him…
Dude. Can you imagine how many hours it took them to train that chicken how to do those steps?
justme said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:26
Well, I will say that I found it at least as enjoyable as most everything else in the genre.
skippy said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:29
it’s the feel-good post-apocalyptic cannibal movie of the year!
Tacitus Voltaire said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:35
And then convince others to help him…
i suspect fowl play
(hides behind couch to avoid missiles)
.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:36
(hides behind couch to avoid missiles)
Yes, DUCK!
henry lewis said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:42
Usually I don’t like techno.
techno chicken said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:44
scratchin’ to da beat baby scratchin’ to da beat
Don’t mind baby that I got chicken claws for feet
I’m scratchin’ to da beat baby scratchin to da beat
I twirl to da lef
and den ah twirl to da right
ah get fluffin’ up ma feaders
hey rooster! you wanna fight?
scratchin to da beat baby scratchin to da beat
Don’t mind baby that I got chicken claws for feet
I’m scratchin to da beat baby scratchin to da beat
da little red hen
well she made a cake
with no one there to hep her
she call me up, hey you wanna shake?
and I said…
I’m scratchin to the beat…[chorus]
Arky said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:50
Don’t poulet our legs.
You’re really starting to Gallus.
The secret love child of Marilyn Monroe and Eugene Debs said,
December 20, 2009 at 3:54
No, *I* am a hippy socialist.
Tacitus Voltaire said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:00
You’re really starting to Gallus
forgive me – i’m just a preening coxcomb
(sob!)
.
Calming Influence said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:21
forgive me – i’m just a preening coxcomb
Sorry, I’m gonna have to call a technical fowl.
El Cid said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:21
We just finally realized that instead of paying these exorbitant funds we’re paying for dance labor to Chinese and Vietnamese sweatfloors and just chickens instead. And you can pay ‘em in chicken feed!
Calming Influence said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:22
I’d comment more but I’m a hunt and peck typist.
Xecky Gilchrist said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:22
So is the vid a chick flick or hentai?
tigrismus said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:25
Sheesh, always with the COCK talk here.
Calming Influence said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:25
I really hate to say it, but that bird is poultry in motion.
Calming Influence said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:29
But at least I’m not grousing.
calling all toasters said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:34
That bad? I’m almost afraid to cluck on it.
Calming Influence said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:36
kommrade reproductive vigor, there’s only one cure for an ear worm as virulent as Disco Duck: http://gop.am/GUHy
M. Bouffant said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:39
BWOK!
phlox said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:39
Techno Chicken, Que-ce que c’est?
Darth Revan said,
December 20, 2009 at 4:43
Friggin’ Chicken recently challenged several random people to a taste test between Friggin’ Chicken and the other leading chicken-flavoured products. Let’s listen for which one they preferred…
‘Ma’am, care to participate in a taste-test? Here, try this leading brand of chicken.’
‘Ugh, oh my gosh – is that week-old fish?’
‘Now, try this.’
‘Oh. OH! This is some good fucking chicken! What is this?’
‘Sir, take a test for me?’
‘Sure, um – mm – oh, God – seriously, do you want these up your ass?’
‘Here, try this one!’
‘Um – mm – ‘ey, mm – motherfucking great chicken right there! What is this?’
‘It’s Friggin’ Chicken!’
‘This is cat, right? Are you feeding me cat?’
‘Try this.’
‘Holy fuck. Fuck that’s good. What the fuck is this shit!?’
Nine out of ten people preferred Friggin’ Chicken over the competition. Why?
‘ ‘Cause that’s some good fucking chicken! I mean, FRIGGIN’ Chicken!’
Major Kong said,
December 20, 2009 at 5:33
I’m left with no choice but to escalate, even though this is in direct violation of the Geneva Conventions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A81fwLNklSM
stibbert said,
December 20, 2009 at 5:55
Kong, that just rolls off my hyperplast armor. To penetrate which, you needs to go nukular:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKw8j7GLSdw
gocart mozart said,
December 20, 2009 at 6:02
Everyone knows that the egg came first. What are you some kind of egg/first denialist?
John D. said,
December 20, 2009 at 6:14
Egg…cellent.
purpleOnion said,
December 20, 2009 at 6:20
http://www.123video.nl/playvideos.asp?MovieID=342213&rel=2
What would life be without all us chickens?
Candy said,
December 20, 2009 at 6:22
this seems to have all been done on a wing and a prayer. I’m surprised they didn’t chicken out.
purpleOnion said,
December 20, 2009 at 6:24
I feel as if I’ve been molested after listening to
Muskrat Love
and
Afternoon Delight
I need to take a shower. Thanks
Xecky Gilchrist said,
December 20, 2009 at 6:24
What would life be without all us chickens?
We’d be left with nothing but PUMAs.
purpleOnion said,
December 20, 2009 at 6:26
…and I normally enjoy being molested, especially on/in/at/ crowded subways.
S. cerevisiae said,
December 20, 2009 at 6:42
What’s the matter Colonel Sanders – CHICKEN?
John D. said,
December 20, 2009 at 6:44
“this seems to have all been done on a wing and a prayer. I’m surprised they didn’t chicken out.”
Well, they didn’t want to end up with egg on their faces.
monkey knife fight said,
December 20, 2009 at 7:18
If you really want to be a dick and bring this video war down to its lowest level, you could always whip this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGHLkCYPXe4
Jennifer said,
December 20, 2009 at 7:25
When I was like 9 years old, I had this comic strip about “Super Chicken” whose nemesis was the evil Colonel Slanders.
Richard M. Nixon said,
December 20, 2009 at 7:38
I amniotic rook.
Richard M. Nixon said,
December 20, 2009 at 7:42
I rely upon Werner Herzog movies for all my dancing chicken requirements.
stibbert said,
December 20, 2009 at 7:56
wow, chicken death-metal video.
there’ll be some broken omelettes, presently.
(h/t Jack Aubrey)
kate said,
December 20, 2009 at 8:58
Yeah yeah, dance away people. We’re doomed. Might as well dance.
noen said,
December 20, 2009 at 10:11
Dear God they’ve all lost their minds.
I blame Barawwwwk Hussein O’Bantam.
John Revolta said,
December 20, 2009 at 10:30
I say it’s Disco, and I say the Hell with it.
Just Alison, aka Snail Joust said,
December 20, 2009 at 11:04
So is the vid a chick flick or hentai?
Xecky G. FTW.
juƒtme said,
December 20, 2009 at 11:44
I’d counter with Rand Paul’s recently-ex-spokesperson’s metal band video, but it seems to have been taken down.
Arky said,
December 20, 2009 at 17:04
You’re all a bunch of cock knockers.
John D. said,
December 20, 2009 at 18:08
Egg-zactly, my dear hens. You all summarize most egg-quisitely. But we musn’t count our chickens before they hatch. You may be cock of the walk now, but must I egg-splain that if you put all your chickens in one basket, you may end up egg-stinct? Thus, let us resolve to be sunny side up and not duck our responsibilities, least we all end up in…the booby hatch.
LittlePig said,
December 20, 2009 at 18:11
Vincent Price as Egghead on the ’60s Batman TV show.
Ahh, memories.
Jennifer said,
December 20, 2009 at 21:33
Vincent Price as Egghead on the ’60s Batman TV show.
Ahh, memories.
I currently have a kitteh named Eartha Katt, after Eartha Kitt who played Catwoman in some episodes of the tv series.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrfect, Batman.
Sammy said,
December 21, 2009 at 0:43
I got yer chicken dance right here.
J Neo Marvin said,
December 21, 2009 at 18:43
Here’s the story
Of a lovely chicken
Who was bringing up three very lovely chicks…
yagi said,
December 22, 2009 at 0:09
Techno Chicken is quite possibly the best thing I’ve seen all year. *tears of joy*
Heather said,
December 31, 2009 at 17:03
Believe it or not, you can get the song on itunes….
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/chicken-techno-single/id344197457