I think I’m alone now

So here comes Techno Chicken:

 

Comments: 69

 
 
 

Spotting on the turns–a sign of a well trained dancer.

 
 

You are never alone with the Borg

 
 

Dammit j– how can I sound spooky when you’re hangin’ round. It’s like trying to have sex when you have kids.

 
 

Gives new meaning to “choke the chicken.”

 
 

I dunno; whenever I hear the term “techno chicken”, this is what always springs to mind. Your example may be more “techno”, but mine definitely has more of a Sprockets vibe to it.

(and sorry about the ad intro – video not available on youtube.)

 
 

but is it a barking chicken?
.

 
 

Whatever you do, don’t think about Disco Duck.

 
 

I keep expecting Gonzo to jump out.

 
 

Techno Chicken – tastes just like chicken.

 
 

Whatever you do, don’t think about Disco Duck.

Damn you to HELL.

 
 

The fact is, any increase in marginal tax rates, especially for the productive classes in typical demonrat classwar fashion, is objectively worse than what Hitler did to the Jews. If you disagree with me you are a hippy socilest.

 
 

Gravel and grubs, gravel and grubs, I love to eat my gravel and grubs!

 
 

After listening to the syncopated overdub towards the end, I started feeling bad about eating the little guy.

 
 

Before they shot this video, they all took a hit of Eggstacy.

 
 

it should be obvious to anybody that the positions of the chicken’s head spell out the secrets of the illuminati
.

 
 

techno chicken: product of infracultural alienation or bioluminescent phratry boundaries in pongoids? a structuralist approach
.

 
 

Notice: No chickens were physically harmed in the making of this video. Their dignity, on the other hand…

 
 

Somebody had to sit down and think about how to film that.

And then convince others to help him…

 
 

And then convince others to help him…

Dude. Can you imagine how many hours it took them to train that chicken how to do those steps?

 
 

Well, I will say that I found it at least as enjoyable as most everything else in the genre.

 
 

And then convince others to help him…

i suspect fowl play

(hides behind couch to avoid missiles)
.

 
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
 

(hides behind couch to avoid missiles)

Yes, DUCK!

 
 

Usually I don’t like techno.

 
 

scratchin’ to da beat baby scratchin’ to da beat
Don’t mind baby that I got chicken claws for feet
I’m scratchin’ to da beat baby scratchin to da beat

I twirl to da lef
and den ah twirl to da right
ah get fluffin’ up ma feaders
hey rooster! you wanna fight?

scratchin to da beat baby scratchin to da beat
Don’t mind baby that I got chicken claws for feet
I’m scratchin to da beat baby scratchin to da beat

da little red hen
well she made a cake
with no one there to hep her
she call me up, hey you wanna shake?

and I said…

I’m scratchin to the beat…[chorus]

 
 

Before they shot this video, they all took a hit of Eggstacy.

Don’t poulet our legs.

(hides behind couch to avoid missiles)

You’re really starting to Gallus.

 
The secret love child of Marilyn Monroe and Eugene Debs
 

No, *I* am a hippy socialist.

 
 

You’re really starting to Gallus

forgive me – i’m just a preening coxcomb

(sob!)
.

 
 

forgive me – i’m just a preening coxcomb
Sorry, I’m gonna have to call a technical fowl.

 
 

We just finally realized that instead of paying these exorbitant funds we’re paying for dance labor to Chinese and Vietnamese sweatfloors and just chickens instead. And you can pay ’em in chicken feed!

 
 

I’d comment more but I’m a hunt and peck typist.

 
 

So is the vid a chick flick or hentai?

 
 

Sheesh, always with the COCK talk here.

 
 

I really hate to say it, but that bird is poultry in motion.

 
 

But at least I’m not grousing.

 
calling all toasters
 

That bad? I’m almost afraid to cluck on it.

 
 

kommrade reproductive vigor, there’s only one cure for an ear worm as virulent as Disco Duck: http://gop.am/GUHy

 
 

Techno Chicken, Que-ce que c’est?

 
 

Friggin’ Chicken recently challenged several random people to a taste test between Friggin’ Chicken and the other leading chicken-flavoured products. Let’s listen for which one they preferred…

‘Ma’am, care to participate in a taste-test? Here, try this leading brand of chicken.’
‘Ugh, oh my gosh – is that week-old fish?’
‘Now, try this.’
‘Oh. OH! This is some good fucking chicken! What is this?’
‘Sir, take a test for me?’
‘Sure, um – mm – oh, God – seriously, do you want these up your ass?’
‘Here, try this one!’
‘Um – mm – ‘ey, mm – motherfucking great chicken right there! What is this?’
‘It’s Friggin’ Chicken!’
‘This is cat, right? Are you feeding me cat?’
‘Try this.’
‘Holy fuck. Fuck that’s good. What the fuck is this shit!?’

Nine out of ten people preferred Friggin’ Chicken over the competition. Why?

‘ ‘Cause that’s some good fucking chicken! I mean, FRIGGIN’ Chicken!’

 
 

I’m left with no choice but to escalate, even though this is in direct violation of the Geneva Conventions.



 
 

Kong, that just rolls off my hyperplast armor. To penetrate which, you needs to go nukular:

 
 

Everyone knows that the egg came first. What are you some kind of egg/first denialist?

 
 

Egg…cellent.

 
 

http://www.123video.nl/playvideos.asp?MovieID=342213&rel=2

What would life be without all us chickens?

 
 

this seems to have all been done on a wing and a prayer. I’m surprised they didn’t chicken out.

 
 

I feel as if I’ve been molested after listening to
Muskrat Love
and
Afternoon Delight
I need to take a shower. Thanks

 
 

What would life be without all us chickens?

We’d be left with nothing but PUMAs.

 
 

…and I normally enjoy being molested, especially on/in/at/ crowded subways.

 
 

What’s the matter Colonel Sanders – CHICKEN?

 
 

“this seems to have all been done on a wing and a prayer. I’m surprised they didn’t chicken out.”

Well, they didn’t want to end up with egg on their faces.

 
monkey knife fight
 

If you really want to be a dick and bring this video war down to its lowest level, you could always whip this out:

 
 

When I was like 9 years old, I had this comic strip about “Super Chicken” whose nemesis was the evil Colonel Slanders.

 
 

I rely upon Werner Herzog movies for all my dancing chicken requirements.

 
 

wow, chicken death-metal video.

there’ll be some broken omelettes, presently.

(h/t Jack Aubrey)

 
 

Yeah yeah, dance away people. We’re doomed. Might as well dance.

 
 

Dear God they’ve all lost their minds.

I blame Barawwwwk Hussein O’Bantam.

 
 

I say it’s Disco, and I say the Hell with it.

 
Just Alison, aka Snail Joust
 

So is the vid a chick flick or hentai?

Xecky G. FTW.

 
 

I’d counter with Rand Paul’s recently-ex-spokesperson’s metal band video, but it seems to have been taken down.

 
 

You’re all a bunch of cock knockers.

 
 

Egg-zactly, my dear hens. You all summarize most egg-quisitely. But we musn’t count our chickens before they hatch. You may be cock of the walk now, but must I egg-splain that if you put all your chickens in one basket, you may end up egg-stinct? Thus, let us resolve to be sunny side up and not duck our responsibilities, least we all end up in…the booby hatch.

 
 

John D. said,

December 20, 2009 at 6:14

Egg…cellent.

Vincent Price as Egghead on the ’60s Batman TV show.

Ahh, memories.

 
 

Vincent Price as Egghead on the ’60s Batman TV show.

Ahh, memories.

I currently have a kitteh named Eartha Katt, after Eartha Kitt who played Catwoman in some episodes of the tv series.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrfect, Batman.

 
 

I got yer chicken dance right here.

 
 

Here’s the story
Of a lovely chicken
Who was bringing up three very lovely chicks…

 
 

Techno Chicken is quite possibly the best thing I’ve seen all year. *tears of joy*

 
 

Believe it or not, you can get the song on itunes….

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/chicken-techno-single/id344197457

 
 

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