Comments on: Yo mofos, are you feeling safer?

By: Doug G.

Doug G. — Tue, 03 Feb 2004 06:34:26 +0000

“Documents of mass destruction,” heh. That makes a Hewlett Packard LaserJet 8000N a “document-producing facility”…and oh, God, there’s one sitting right here in my office!

By: M. Tullius

M. Tullius — Sat, 31 Jan 2004 10:09:47 +0000

Condii was apparently passed over by U of Penna. for new president. Ha Ha

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 30 Jan 2004 07:17:19 +0000

Ooooohhhh, I see. We had to invade, weapons or not. I had no idea SADDAM WAS A BAD MAN! Thanks for the fucking memo, Rice! Can we talk about “imminent threats” now!

Gah.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Fri, 30 Jan 2004 06:14:28 +0000

Looks like Peanut has no sense of humor.

By: Peanut

Peanut — Fri, 30 Jan 2004 04:48:02 +0000

“Nobody will want to know better and more about what we found when we got to Iraq than this president and the administration,” she said. [laughter]

Condi, you utter fucking asshole, I’m so glad you can have a gums-airing laugh about your OOPSY optional war. How about these other knee-slappers?

500+ US-GI’s dead. [laughter]

20,000 Iraqis dead. [laughter]

countless thousands maimed, sickened, diseased [laughter]

countless people to suffer future maimings from cluster bombs, a purely anti-population weapon due to their delayed, longterm effectiveness [laughter]

countless soldiers & civilians due to suffer future illness from DU’s [laughter]

… including birth defects in their progeny [laughter]

Your illegal invasion and occupation of Iraq is a regular laff-riot.

By: harry

harry — Fri, 30 Jan 2004 04:05:48 +0000

err, balsa “would” — it’s, like, esperanto for “wood”…

By: harry

harry — Fri, 30 Jan 2004 03:36:15 +0000

Listen SadlyNo, I think you’re forgetting about those unmanned airplanes that could strike America. You know, the ones made out of Balsa would and duct tape? Those were way, way dangerous.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Fri, 30 Jan 2004 02:06:02 +0000

This theory offers a great opportunity to take over more countries. We can say (as the Bushies have started saying) “hey, maybe the bastards took all those gazillions of WMD’s over to Syria!” That justifies invading and taking over Syria. Finding no WMD’s there, we announce that all the WMD’s must be in some third country, which we must invade and take over — and so on.