Comments on: Michelle Malkin’s Readers: Crazier Than Any People I’ve Ever Seen

By: Laser Potato

Laser Potato — Mon, 08 May 2006 23:24:39 +0000

Geez, what IS accepable to Annie? Baptism? Quakerism? Episcopalians? Lutheran? Pentecostalism? Presbyterian? Methodism? Those snake-handling sects in the Appalachians?

By: Andrew A. Gill, SLS

Andrew A. Gill, SLS — Mon, 08 May 2006 08:06:18 +0000

Shorter The Cassandra Page: BASEBALL IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES!

By: g

Mon, 08 May 2006 06:53:12 +0000

Oh, hell. To our own dear annieangel Catholics aren’t really Christian.

By: Laser Potato

Laser Potato — Mon, 08 May 2006 01:25:16 +0000

“They don’t. If you’ve ever looked at your hardcore wingnut, they want to get rid of all the Catholics right after all the Jews.”

Oh yeah, forgot. To these people, Catholics aren’t REALLY Christians.

By: The Constructivist

The Constructivist — Sun, 07 May 2006 17:48:42 +0000

Please don’t let Malkin know that the person on top of the LPGA’s money list right now is both pro-immigration and not an American. Reconquista is already happening on our nation’s golf courses!

By: Venicemenace

Venicemenace — Sun, 07 May 2006 15:13:54 +0000

That Strangelove quote was friggin’ genius.

By: g

Sun, 07 May 2006 14:04:36 +0000

Since when does baseball have anything to do with people of Spanish and Latin American heritage?????

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Sun, 07 May 2006 13:36:05 +0000

Since when does the government fund Major League Baseball? If you’re too distracted watching steroid-popping millionaries spit to worry about the injustice of paying taxes, it’s your own damn fault.

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Sun, 07 May 2006 13:05:16 +0000

The wingnuts are attacking both Gee-Dubya and baseball?

Holy. shit.
No kidding eh? What’s next Mom and apple pie?
Out of the way ma’ you skag, that pie was terrible!

By: Andrew A. Gill, SLS

Andrew A. Gill, SLS — Sun, 07 May 2006 12:24:52 +0000

Why do the wingnuts conveniently forget that most Mexicans are Catholic?

They don’t. If you’ve ever looked at your hardcore wingnut, they want to get rid of all the Catholics right after all the Jews.

By: Andrew A. Gill, SLS

Andrew A. Gill, SLS — Sun, 07 May 2006 12:22:51 +0000

Major league baseball (and all professional sports) have become part of the state sponsored “bread and circuses” package that sap our national strength and distract us from taking steps necessary to save our civilization.

Well, I, uh… I… I… first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I… I do deny them my essence.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 07 May 2006 11:10:38 +0000

It’s about fucking time we had a Conan the Barbarian reference in Left Blogistan. Nicely done!

By: Laser Potato

Laser Potato — Sun, 07 May 2006 10:56:41 +0000

Why do the wingnuts conveniently forget that most Mexicans are Catholic?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Sun, 07 May 2006 10:35:00 +0000

All these folks bitching about immigrants, I have to say I’m surprised Malkin’s popular on the res.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sun, 07 May 2006 10:28:38 +0000

THIS DATE IN SPORTS
OCT. 23, 1929: The Chicago White Sox announce plans to open the 1930 season with “A Salute To Stockbrokers,” featuring pictures of famous captains of industry on the team’s uniforms. The stock market collapses the next day, kicking off the Great Depression.

DEC. 6, 1941: The NHL’s Boston Bruins hold “Hirohito Day,” with Japanese-themed concessions and free chopsticks to the first 10,000 fans. The next day, the Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor.

NOV. 21, 1963: The Dallas Cowboys’ halftime show, “Cuba: Our Neigbor To The Southeast, in the Water Somewhere,” featuring cigar and inner-tube giveaways, is a runaway success. The next day, Castro and Mafia operative Lee Harvey Oswald assassinates President Kennedy just miles away from the stadium.

MARCH 29, 1981: Just days before Opening Day, the Baltimore Orioles declare the opener “John Hinckley Day,” wherein anyone with the first name John, the last name Hinckley or an unhealthy obsession with Jodie Foster gets in free. The next day, a man named John Hinckley with a Jodie Foster fixation shoots President Reagan.

Remember this when the Mexislamofascists take over Arlington, Texas!

By: His Grace

His Grace — Sun, 07 May 2006 10:18:53 +0000

With the Rangers’ use of Cinco de Mayo symbolism, the circle becomes complete.

WTF does this dreck even mean? Somehow the fact that a Texas team (a place that has no large hispanic population) celebrates a popular Mexican Holiday is some sort of proof that there’s a clash of civilizations (Mexolamofacists?)…

The scary thing is that compared to this, Malkin almost seems sane.

Does Malkin ever check her trackbacks to see the consequences of what she’s doing?

By: Vladi G

Vladi G — Sun, 07 May 2006 10:14:37 +0000

These people are going to go nuts on July 29 when the Brewers change their uniforms to celebrate Cerveceros Day! Even worse, the public address anouncer will make the anouncements ...*shudder*... bilingually!! For Cerveceros Day, the Brewers will again wear alternate uniforms for their game against the Cincinnati Reds, and they plan to transform Miller Park with bilingual public address announcements, Latin-themed music and videos featuring some of the game's great Hispanic players. It would be pretty sweet to get one of those jerseys, though.

By: aka gratis

aka gratis — Sun, 07 May 2006 10:10:27 +0000

I hope they remember this outrage when they’re celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, Columbus Day, and Thanksgiving (Day). All started by immigrants, yes?

By: g

Sun, 07 May 2006 10:05:51 +0000

Oh. My. God. That any human being can be so stupid as to think a baseball teams Cinco de Mayo promotion erodes our national sovreignity simply astonishes me.

By: CaseyL

CaseyL — Sun, 07 May 2006 09:43:52 +0000

I want to know where those numbnuts work. About the only places I can think of, offhand, that thrive on employing the Terminally Mean & Stupid are collection agencies -

OK, I think I just answered my own question.