Comments on: If you say so

By: Turbine Yukon Palin

Turbine Yukon Palin — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:04:17 +0000

Regarding Woods’ affairs with people of any gender: Pics, or it didn’t happen. Preferably video. On the internets. That I can privately, uh, watch.

By: Dain Brammaged

Dain Brammaged — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:03:38 +0000

Now Coach, careful spreading that elephant metaphor around or you might make that Tiny Tim Tebow cry again.

By: chocolatepie

chocolatepie — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:57:37 +0000

I believe the Famous Black Man + Hitler sitcom has already been done. You can make fun of the Native Americans all you want, but don't fucking mess with Hitler.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:49:52 +0000

ready to unleash a SPREAD of elephant electoral dominance!
Like this?

I clicked on tigrismus’ link but it caused me to touch someone’s website inappropriately.

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:28:42 +0000

Since this thread is pretty much over, it’s probably the appropriate time to note that “Paul Mantarakis” => “Park it, lama anus”. Not too coherent, but from what I read, neither is he.

By: The Goddamn Batman Can Personally Verify That Chicks Do, Indeed, Dig The Car

The Goddamn Batman Can Personally Verify That Chicks Do, Indeed, Dig The Car — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:48:11 +0000

Let me try my hand at a Shorter: “I resent the fact that I would gladly settle for Tiger’s sloppy seconds.”

Plus, I think that we’ve established that Paul Mantarakis is worse than Hitler, because Hitler doesn’t troll here or elsewhere.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:30:50 +0000

Private individuals responding to lies in an op-ed by a Republican is prohibited. It’s right there in the 1st Amendment. I can’t believe these so called progressives are so intolerant.

Oh, it’s much worse than that — occasionally liberals saunter out to suggest that not every single page and column inch be taken up by Good American Patriot Conservatives writing about what they want.

Suggesting that newspaper space or radio / TV time should be taken up by people who are “qualified” in some gay big head way to talk about something instead of filling every available bit of the quantum foam up with Palinite wisdom is like taking the first Amendment, laying it upon the ground, letting Hitler shit upon it, and then feeding the unholy despoilation it to the Baby Jesus.

By: TruculentandUnreliable

TruculentandUnreliable — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:22:32 +0000

Plus, you know who else was in favor of boycotts?

Ummmm, lemme guess…….Donnie Osmond?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:20:47 +0000

ready to unleash a SPREAD of elephant electoral dominance! Like this?

By: El Cid

El Cid — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:20:12 +0000

Smut and I are not the same person: one of us is worse than Hitler, the other is… OK, I can see where you might have confused one for the other on that point.

Insisting that I should know who I'm talking about is just like Hitler, only it's like what Hitler would have thought of as a Hitler.

By: That Girl

That Girl — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:19:54 +0000

El Cid,
Private individuals responding to lies in an op-ed by a Republican is prohibited. It’s right there in the 1st Amendment. I can’t believe these so called progressives are so intolerant. Plus, you know who else was in favor of boycotts?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:16:46 +0000

Yeah, and you couldn’t even spell it.

Smut and I are not the same person: one of us is worse than Hitler, the other is… OK, I can see where you might have confused one for the other on that point.

By: Xecky Gilchrist

Xecky Gilchrist — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:14:16 +0000

…damn, El Cid beat me to that.

By: Xecky Gilchrist

Xecky Gilchrist — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:13:54 +0000

Perhaps worse than two Hitlers, but not quite as bad as three Hitlers?

With all the hyperbole that’s been flying around for the last few years, the needle won’t even budge for anything less than a kilohitler, and megahitler-class atrocities have been reported (but only under laboratory conditions so far).

By: Froley

Froley — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:52:39 +0000

Don’t be surprised when Maury says, “Burt, you are … NOT the father.”

By: kingubu

kingubu — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:48:11 +0000

ROLL TIDE

By: Coach Urban Meyer

Coach Urban Meyer — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:45:39 +0000

Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? Still sore from that SPREAD smack on your back, jacks? Still smartin cause your boy Tiger’s turning out to be a Clenis wannabenis? Well guess what, conservamentum has overtaken El-dick, and it’s heading straight for the White House to destroy the Obummer Era! Badoodle-boo-yeah, you hear that, loony libs? That’s the sound of 2010 and 2012 going thumpity thump thump in the distance, ready to unleash a SPREAD of elephant electoral dominance! Take a big whiff of that, Sadly, D’oh! Urban out.

By: Ted the Slacker

Ted the Slacker — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:16:29 +0000

El Cid – btw, some damn fine work on the flat-earthers that turned up at Yglesias’ joint.

By: fardels bear

fardels bear — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:10:53 +0000

How many of Wilt Chamberlain’s 20,000 women did he get on the rebound? Get it? Get it? Rebound! Har!

By: El Cid

El Cid — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:05:18 +0000

Not letting Sarah Palin be the ultimate authority on every subject is just like 8 million Hitlers plus a billion Stalins times forty gazillion Maos, all to the 20th power of Pol Pot. But most of all I am sick of all the liberals’ exaggerations.