Comments on: Another Killer Scoop from WorldNetDaily http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: LUKE http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-200331 LUKE Wed, 23 May 2007 18:09:30 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-200331 ALL BELIEVERS NEED TO UNITE IN ORDER TO FIGHT WHAT IS COMING, THE RAPTURE HAS NO DATE NORE HOUR. THUS WE SHOULD PREPARE OURSELVES TO BE ABLE TO STAND UP FOR GOD UNTIL WE ARE TAKEN. AS FOR THE GUY UP THERE BASHING GOD'S PRIVATE PARTS, HE OUGHT TO REPENT AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE. BESIDES HE'S PROBABLY A LITTLE INSECURE ABOUT HIS OWN. (NOT TO BASH, WE ALL ARE IMPERFECT) I DON'T KNOW WHEN ALL THIS WILL TAKE PLACE, BUT I 100% BELIEVE THAT IT WILL ALL TAKE PLACE BUT IN GOD'S PERFECT TIME. THIS LIFE IS A TEST, BUT IT ONLY HAS ONE QUESTION THAT WE EACH WILL HAVE TO ANSWER WHILE LIVING. IS JESUS YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR? DO YOU BELIEVE HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS? WHETHER YOU DO OR DON'T, I'M TELLING YOU HE DID. AND ONE DAY EVERY MOUTH WILL SAY THAT JESUS IS LORD OR LORDS AND KING OF KINGS. LETS ALL FIND COMMON GROUND TO RALLY TOGETHER INSTEAD OF LETTING OUR DENOMINATION OF CHURCH CHOOSE WHAT SIDE WE ARE ON. WE CAN COME TOGETHER TO REVIVE THE FAITH OF THE WORLD. THE SIGNS ARE GETTING CLEARER AND CLEARER.(NATIONAL ID CARD, JAVIER SOLANA AND THE EU, THESE WARS AND RUMORS OF WARS, RADICAL ISLAM.) THIS COUNTRY HAS DONE A COMPLETE 180 ON WHERE IT STOOD WHEN IT WAS FOUNDED AND DO NOT THINK THAT GOD WILL SPARE THIS COUNTRY FROM PUNISHMENT. I PRAY FOR EVERYONE WHO TAKES TIME TO READ THIS THROUGH, REMEMBER JESUS SAID, "LOVE EVERYONE, JUST AS I HAVED LOVED YOU." TO ANYONE WHO HASN'T HEARD A CHRISTIAN SO MUCH AS SAY GOD BLESS YOU, HERE'S ONE FROM ME. GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND MY PRAYERS ARE WITH ALL WHO BELIEVE AND ALSO TO WHO DO NOT. ALL BELIEVERS NEED TO UNITE IN ORDER TO FIGHT WHAT IS COMING, THE RAPTURE HAS NO DATE NORE HOUR. THUS WE SHOULD PREPARE OURSELVES TO BE ABLE TO STAND UP FOR GOD UNTIL WE ARE TAKEN.

AS FOR THE GUY UP THERE BASHING GOD’S PRIVATE PARTS, HE OUGHT TO REPENT AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE. BESIDES HE’S PROBABLY A LITTLE INSECURE ABOUT HIS OWN. (NOT TO BASH, WE ALL ARE IMPERFECT)

I DON’T KNOW WHEN ALL THIS WILL TAKE PLACE, BUT I 100% BELIEVE THAT IT WILL ALL TAKE PLACE BUT IN GOD’S PERFECT TIME. THIS LIFE IS A TEST, BUT IT ONLY HAS ONE QUESTION THAT WE EACH WILL HAVE TO ANSWER WHILE LIVING. IS JESUS YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR? DO YOU BELIEVE HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS? WHETHER YOU DO OR DON’T, I’M TELLING YOU HE DID. AND ONE DAY EVERY MOUTH WILL SAY THAT JESUS IS LORD OR LORDS AND KING OF KINGS.

LETS ALL FIND COMMON GROUND TO RALLY TOGETHER INSTEAD OF LETTING OUR DENOMINATION OF CHURCH CHOOSE WHAT SIDE WE ARE ON. WE CAN COME TOGETHER TO REVIVE THE FAITH OF THE WORLD. THE SIGNS ARE GETTING CLEARER AND CLEARER.(NATIONAL ID CARD, JAVIER SOLANA AND THE EU, THESE WARS AND RUMORS OF WARS, RADICAL ISLAM.) THIS COUNTRY HAS DONE A COMPLETE 180 ON WHERE IT STOOD WHEN IT WAS FOUNDED AND DO NOT THINK THAT GOD WILL SPARE THIS COUNTRY FROM PUNISHMENT.

I PRAY FOR EVERYONE WHO TAKES TIME TO READ THIS THROUGH, REMEMBER JESUS SAID, “LOVE EVERYONE, JUST AS I HAVED LOVED YOU.” TO ANYONE WHO HASN’T HEARD A CHRISTIAN SO MUCH AS SAY GOD BLESS YOU, HERE’S ONE FROM ME.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND MY PRAYERS ARE WITH ALL WHO BELIEVE AND ALSO TO WHO DO NOT.

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50774 Marq Tue, 09 May 2006 05:14:37 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50774 Oh, and the New York Law Firm as well! Oh, and the New York Law Firm as well!

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50773 Marq Mon, 08 May 2006 10:26:43 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50773 I find your God=Windoze equation to be extremely heretical. I am contacting the FLPs. I find your God=Windoze equation to be extremely heretical. I am contacting the FLPs.

]]> By: Neil http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50772 Neil Sun, 07 May 2006 11:39:47 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50772 Okay, all y'all non-believers: Satan is a fallen angel so he has no genitals therefore no reason for comparative penile quantification. (And since someone asked, Man was made in God's image -- though slightly edited to fit your screen -- and you can bet that His are the Godliest 'nads in all creation.) The <i>real</i> reason for the rivalry is that Christ/God is Windows & Satan is Mac and the biblical prophesies explain it if you'll only see: MS = Magnificent Savior, (coincidence? not likely!); Eden went to Hell with Adam & Eve's exposure to the Apple; this Mark of the Beast thing -- the bar-code, RFID chip & National ID number (think "key code") are just attempts to provide hindrances to Windows (God's Plan); Linux is either another Satanic venture or the Anitchrist itself, or maybe Linux is the FSM, I'm not sure yet... Anyway, now that you are aware of the True Word I'm sure you can find a lot more sense in the Bible stories and the fantasies of those non-Good Christians who missed the Rapture Express and have been Left Behind. Okay, all y’all non-believers:
Satan is a fallen angel so he has no genitals therefore no reason for comparative penile quantification. (And since someone asked, Man was made in God’s image — though slightly edited to fit your screen — and you can bet that His are the Godliest ‘nads in all creation.) The real reason for the rivalry is that Christ/God is Windows & Satan is Mac and the biblical prophesies explain it if you’ll only see:
MS = Magnificent Savior, (coincidence? not likely!); Eden went to Hell with Adam & Eve’s exposure to the Apple; this Mark of the Beast thing — the bar-code, RFID chip & National ID number (think “key code”) are just attempts to provide hindrances to Windows (God’s Plan); Linux is either another Satanic venture or the Anitchrist itself, or maybe Linux is the FSM, I’m not sure yet…
Anyway, now that you are aware of the True Word I’m sure you can find a lot more sense in the Bible stories and the fantasies of those non-Good Christians who missed the Rapture Express and have been Left Behind.

]]> By: Chris Moorehead http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50771 Chris Moorehead Sun, 07 May 2006 05:08:30 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50771 If this is true, then most of the Ukrainian-speaking world has been taken in, because everyone fluent in Ukrainian that I know (including my father-in-law, who has a PhD in chemistry and has written a book on Ukrainian/English transliteration) claims that "chornobyl" is the name for wormwood. Stranger mass delusions have happened, though -- Saddam Hussein being behind 9/11, for instance. And I look upon anyone who celebrates Christmas on January 7 with suspicion. If this is true, then most of the Ukrainian-speaking world has been taken in, because everyone fluent in Ukrainian that I know (including my father-in-law, who has a PhD in chemistry and has written a book on Ukrainian/English transliteration) claims that “chornobyl” is the name for wormwood.

Stranger mass delusions have happened, though — Saddam Hussein being behind 9/11, for instance. And I look upon anyone who celebrates Christmas on January 7 with suspicion.

]]> By: James Cape http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50770 James Cape Sat, 06 May 2006 09:29:35 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50770 Chris Moorehead: <a href="http://www.oxygenee.com/absintheFAQ2.html" rel="nofollow">Bzzzzzt</a>. No shame, though. My dad, who holds a masters in linguistics, was also taken in. Chris Moorehead:

Bzzzzzt.

No shame, though. My dad, who holds a masters in linguistics, was also taken in.

]]> By: M.Sphinx http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50769 M.Sphinx Sat, 06 May 2006 05:01:44 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50769 If the Mark of the Beast happens after The Rapture, and the fundies honestly think this ID card thing is The Mark itself, that means the Rapture already occured. They all got left behind. If the Mark of the Beast happens after The Rapture, and the fundies honestly think this ID card thing is The Mark itself, that means the Rapture already occured. They all got left behind.

]]> By: Chris Moorehead http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50768 Chris Moorehead Sat, 06 May 2006 03:08:35 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50768 However, the bit in Revelation about the star named Wormwood that sickens everything it touches did pan out. In Ukrainian, the name of the wormwood plant is "Chornobyl". However, the bit in Revelation about the star named Wormwood that sickens everything it touches did pan out. In Ukrainian, the name of the wormwood plant is “Chornobyl”.

]]> By: Chris Moorehead http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50767 Chris Moorehead Sat, 06 May 2006 03:04:44 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50767 Former Black Flag frontman and notorious liberal traitor Henry Rollins has a bar code tattooed on the back of his neck. Is he the Anti-Christ? I'm sure Greg Ginn would say he is, but that's another story... Former Black Flag frontman and notorious liberal traitor Henry Rollins has a bar code tattooed on the back of his neck. Is he the Anti-Christ?

I’m sure Greg Ginn would say he is, but that’s another story…

]]> By: Laser Potato http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50766 Laser Potato Sat, 06 May 2006 02:47:45 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50766 "In any case, this whole Mark of the Beast comes way, WAY after many other prophecies occur that most certainly haven't occurred." Fundies try to make it SEEM like they've ocurred by attempting to draw parallels between the prophecies and modern events, but try as they may, there hasn't yet been an incident of hailstones bigger than full-grown men, an entire ocean turning into blood, etc. Also, in Revelation 12:4, the dragon's tail smacks down to earth one third of the stars. Er, isn't there some kind of scale issue there? “In any case, this whole Mark of the Beast comes way, WAY after many other prophecies occur that most certainly haven’t occurred.”

Fundies try to make it SEEM like they’ve ocurred by attempting to draw parallels between the prophecies and modern events, but try as they may, there hasn’t yet been an incident of hailstones bigger than full-grown men, an entire ocean turning into blood, etc. Also, in Revelation 12:4, the dragon’s tail smacks down to earth one third of the stars. Er, isn’t there some kind of scale issue there?

]]> By: Timmah420 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50765 Timmah420 Sat, 06 May 2006 02:15:03 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50765 Waitaminnute! I thought they wanted the rapture to happen... I\'m confused, but then again if I didn\'t enjoy hearing my brain scream for mercy, I wouldn\'t subscribe to WND\'s email list. Is that how you got ahold of this one too Bradrocket? sorta OT: As the resident game freak, I\'ve decided to play and review the left behind video game soon because I\'m sure I remember someone requesting it. Waitaminnute! I thought they wanted the rapture to happen… I\’m confused, but then again if I didn\’t enjoy hearing my brain scream for mercy, I wouldn\’t subscribe to WND\’s email list. Is that how you got ahold of this one too Bradrocket?

sorta OT: As the resident game freak, I\’ve decided to play and review the left behind video game soon because I\’m sure I remember someone requesting it.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50764 Anonymous Sat, 06 May 2006 02:01:47 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50764 ...a province of Pakistan that doesn't exist? well sure, it doesn't exist any more! That must mean that the test was a success! …a province of Pakistan that doesn’t exist?

well sure, it doesn’t exist any more! That must mean that the test was a success!

]]> By: D. Sidhe http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50763 D. Sidhe Sat, 06 May 2006 01:58:10 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50763 You know, I don't believe in this mark-of-the-beast shit, but hell, if the fundies want to get all up in arms opposing Real ID or any other ID program, I say let 'em at it. Personally, I'd rather have less paperwork in my life than more, but more to the point, it takes up time they'd otherwise spend harrassing gays, women, and Hispanics. You know, I don’t believe in this mark-of-the-beast shit, but hell, if the fundies want to get all up in arms opposing Real ID or any other ID program, I say let ‘em at it.

Personally, I’d rather have less paperwork in my life than more, but more to the point, it takes up time they’d otherwise spend harrassing gays, women, and Hispanics.

]]> By: madjoey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50762 madjoey Sat, 06 May 2006 01:51:19 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50762 Bubba: <i>The reading of these books have been known to cause severe rolling of the eyes, sore throats from yelling, "My God, that was a useless chapter! PLEASE, give me an interesting plot device!", nausea from the horribly forced character development, and headaches from being hit over the head with every stinking little plot point. I read these books so you won't have to.</i> Bubba, I'm gonna fuck it up for you -- I'm gonna give you the little plot points so you won't have to read Volumes N to Infinity+7 of the Left Behind series: <i>Whenever it looks like curtains for our heroes, a <b>miracle</b> saves them.</i> No shit; God comes down with the Hyperspace button and plucks them out of danger. Easy peasy Japanesy. You like an all-powerful God? This is for you. You like good plots? Umm, not so much. <a href="http://slacktivist.typepad.com/slacktivist/left_behind/index.html" rel="nofollow">Slacktivist</a> writes a usually-weekly column deconstructing the Left Behind series, "so you don't have to." I also have enjoyed <a href="http://e-sheep.com/apocamon/" rel="nofollow">Apocamon's</a> visually stunning rendition of the Book of Revelation. You'll never think of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse the same way... Bubba: The reading of these books have been known to cause severe rolling of the eyes, sore throats from yelling, “My God, that was a useless chapter! PLEASE, give me an interesting plot device!”, nausea from the horribly forced character development, and headaches from being hit over the head with every stinking little plot point. I read these books so you won’t have to.

Bubba, I’m gonna fuck it up for you — I’m gonna give you the little plot points so you won’t have to read Volumes N to Infinity+7 of the Left Behind series: Whenever it looks like curtains for our heroes, a miracle saves them. No shit; God comes down with the Hyperspace button and plucks them out of danger. Easy peasy Japanesy. You like an all-powerful God? This is for you. You like good plots? Umm, not so much.

Slacktivist writes a usually-weekly column deconstructing the Left Behind series, “so you don’t have to.”

I also have enjoyed Apocamon’s visually stunning rendition of the Book of Revelation. You’ll never think of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse the same way…

]]> By: Lucy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50761 Lucy Sat, 06 May 2006 01:35:05 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50761 I did see the movie, and the nekkid Binoche. I would much rather see the nekkid Daniel Day-Lewis. BTW, the book was much better. All I really remembered about the movie was when they had to euthanize their dog, and Lena Olin with that hat. The movie, in retrospect and now that I've read the book, was essentially meaningless. I did see the movie, and the nekkid Binoche. I would much rather see the nekkid Daniel Day-Lewis. BTW, the book was much better. All I really remembered about the movie was when they had to euthanize their dog, and Lena Olin with that hat. The movie, in retrospect and now that I’ve read the book, was essentially meaningless.

]]> By: Vladi G http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50760 Vladi G Sat, 06 May 2006 01:32:35 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50760 <i>Speaking of the Left Behind books, a couple of weeks ago I went to my public library branch (always a depressing and disappointing excursion) and began perusing the K-L fiction area, looking for "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" (Kundera).</i> Why read the book and imagine a nekkid Juliette Binoche when you can just rent the movie and actually SEE a nekkid Juliette Binoche? Speaking of the Left Behind books, a couple of weeks ago I went to my public library branch (always a depressing and disappointing excursion) and began perusing the K-L fiction area, looking for “The Unbearable Lightness of Being” (Kundera).

Why read the book and imagine a nekkid Juliette Binoche when you can just rent the movie and actually SEE a nekkid Juliette Binoche?

]]> By: Mike Nilsen http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50759 Mike Nilsen Sat, 06 May 2006 00:58:17 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50759 I did a <a href="http://znfl.blogspot.com/2006/02/rfid-mind-control-and-end-of-world.html" rel="nofollow">rather extensive post</a> on RFID paranoia for the Skeptics' Circle that you might find informative. I did a rather extensive post on RFID paranoia for the Skeptics’ Circle that you might find informative.

]]> By: Gavin M. http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50758 Gavin M. Sat, 06 May 2006 00:56:18 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50758 <i>Did you guys see where WorldNutDaily broke the huuuuge story the other day that al Qaeda is testing nukes in a province of Pakistan that doesn't exist?</i> Yes, sneaky indeed. How are we going to send troops there unless...we send <i>nonexistent</i> troops. Muahaha! Oh, America outsmarts Hadji again! Did you guys see where WorldNutDaily broke the huuuuge story the other day that al Qaeda is testing nukes in a province of Pakistan that doesn’t exist?

Yes, sneaky indeed. How are we going to send troops there unless…we send nonexistent troops.

Muahaha! Oh, America outsmarts Hadji again!

]]> By: His Grace http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50757 His Grace Sat, 06 May 2006 00:55:49 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50757 Wait, I thought we were supposed to destroy the environment and start wars in the middle east so that the rapture would happen? And yes, I agree with Bubba, the Rapture happens waaaaay before the Mark of the Beast. I haven't bothered to read the left behind novels, but I have seen all three of the Kirk Cameron Movies: Gold, I tell you, pure wingnutt gold. The best part is when they are explaining the whole prophecy thing and rational arguments against it and they are like "see, here it is in the bible, and here it is happening... to heck with your logical arguments." Wait, I thought we were supposed to destroy the environment and start wars in the middle east so that the rapture would happen?

And yes, I agree with Bubba, the Rapture happens waaaaay before the Mark of the Beast. I haven’t bothered to read the left behind novels, but I have seen all three of the Kirk Cameron Movies: Gold, I tell you, pure wingnutt gold.

The best part is when they are explaining the whole prophecy thing and rational arguments against it and they are like “see, here it is in the bible, and here it is happening… to heck with your logical arguments.”

]]> By: Lucy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2695.html#comment-50756 Lucy Sat, 06 May 2006 00:53:40 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002695.html#comment-50756 that is, "luv to shop and own" individually rather than participate in any collective community pooling of resources and sharing-type venture. that is, “luv to shop and own” individually rather than participate in any collective community pooling of resources and sharing-type venture.

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