Dec
7
7
Yay Switzerland!
ABOVE:Raphael, Ross de’ Docciacappellone
(1518)(soil on newspaper)
Shorter Ross Douthat, A Formerly Great New York Newspaper:
Europe’s Minaret Moment
- Because current European leaders do not have the courage to implement the “Final Solution” to the Muslim immigrant problem, Europe is doomed to live under the threat of terrorist attacks for the foreseeable future.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:41
Always. Trust. The. Shorter. ™
It doesn’t matter that Europe might be under threat because they grudgingly and half-heartedly supported our asinine policies in Iraq and Afghanistan under the threat of bullying from Bush. Noooooooooooooo….it’s all about the minarets!
Major Kong said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:43
I don’t recall seeing too many mosques the last time I was in Switzerland. They must be hiding them inside the coffee shops.
mmy said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:44
Well, at least Douthat admitted that the British National Party is “fascistic” and “anti-Islamic.” Charles Johnson of LGF anti-fame got kicked out of the right-wing frat for saying the same.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:45
I don’t recall seeing too many mosques the last time I was in Switzerland.
According to Jon Stewart, there are 29 of them, with only 4 having minarets.
Felonious Monk said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:47
“Noooooooooooooo….it’s all about the minarets!”
It’s all about the minarets, baby.
Also, that Ross has a tiny head.
…
penisN__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:48
According to Jon Stewart
The most reputable source of news around these days.
jte said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:49
Better shorter: “Because European leaders refused to listen to troglodyte nativists in their countries and ban immigration early on, they now have to deal with troglodyte nativists and lousy Muslim immigrants.” And Switzerland a haven for tolerance? Didn’t some cantons just give women the vote sometime in the 80s? Pretty and wealthy, yes. A bastion of religious and cultural tolerance? Not so much.
Galactic Dustbin said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:52
According to Jon Stewart
The most reputable source of news around these days.
Too bad that is so true.
I’m so old I remember when news was more then a bunch of Heathers sitting around a table dishing to each other.
FelixMoronis said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:53
As was pointed out elsewhere Switzerland isn’t even in the European Union.
Duh!
Rusty Shackleford said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:54
Douthat is such a tepid writer I don’t know how you manage to find a point to satirize.
Substance McGravitas said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:57
Dear Mr. Douthat:
Atheism.
That is all.
Smut Clyde said,
December 7, 2009 at 20:58
Also worth noting that the muslim population in Switzerland are immigrants / refugees from Bosnia-Herzogovinia, so they were within Europe all along, but have moved a few hundred miles within it.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:02
Also worth noting that the muslim population in Switzerland are immigrants / refugees from Bosnia-Herzogovinia
More worth noting that most Muslims aren’t Arabic, but are Asian (62%). Only 18% of Muslims can be accurately called “Arabic”. Indeed, Indonesia has almost as many Muslims as the entire Middle East.
Smut Clyde said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:03
Also also worth noting that the nimrod politicians in Switzerland who came up with the idea of a minaret ban went on to propose banning Jewish cemeteries, for the sake of consistency (creeping judaification being as much of a problem for Europe creeping islamification)… meaning it is fair and valid to go through Douhat’s column replacing the word ‘Islam’ with ‘Judaism’.
They had second thoughts about the cemetery ban.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:04
They had second thoughts about the cemetery ban.
Think it had anything to do with that Nazi gold shit?
By the way, if you missed John Oliver’s interview with the Swiss ambassador to the UN, I suggest you rush to the Daily Show website.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an interviewee ever get as angry as the ambassador does when Oliver starts in about “neutrality” and Hitler.
Wow.
Smut Clyde said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:07
More worth noting that most Muslims aren’t Arabic
In the context of Douhat’s column, it seems more bizarre to me that he’s presenting Swiss bigotry as “Europe’s minaret moment” when there is no component at all of “Europe against the rest of the world”, merely another intra-European hatred.
Sirius Lunacy said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:07
If only the citizens of the US had been more diligent in keeping religious extremists from immigrating we would not have terrorists like Scott Roeder living among us.
Erik W. said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:08
(And despite the fevered imagination of idiot bloggers: polygamy is still illegal in Sweden.)
laym said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:10
Alt-shorter: Let’s pretend I care about Europe long enough to write an anti-immigrant screed.
Smut Clyde said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:12
That costume is a shop-lifter’s dream. You could fit two frozen turkeys in one sleeve and a whole plasma screen in the other.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:12
If only the citizens of the US had been more diligent in keeping religious extremists from immigrating we would not have…
Papist Ross Douthat.
Whale Chowder said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:13
What’s more, the Muslims currently make up roughly 4% of the Sweedish population. Ooh, boogity boogity!
Whale Chowder said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:15
Plasma screens are so last year.
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:16
Plasma screens are so last year.
True, but at $25 per pint, I’m going to keep donating.
Bitter Scribe said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:16
Shorter Concern Trolls on Islam Everywhere:
Muslim populations wouldn’t be so bad if they would just change the look and sound of their religion. And their clothing. And oh, say, while we’re at it, their language and physical appearance.
Coach Urban Meyer said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:17
Hello, libs. You’ll be happy to know that I’m OK, despite Nick Saban and Alabama cheating because they paid the refs off like Obama got his ACORN minions to rig the election for him. I was sick but Tebow visited me- unlike what Obama would do to hurt soldiers- and helped me feel better- unlike what Obama is doing with the economy. I’m sure you think my plight is really funny, but I can assure you, it is not. You libs suck, don’t worry, I’ll be back to badoodle-boo-yeah all over your socialist butts, but for now, Da Cool Coach will be quiet for a while.
Urban out.
Substance McGravitas said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:17
IIRC that’s about the same percentage of Muslims that were Taught A Good Lesson in Iraq.
Ted the Slacker said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:24
Alt-Shorter – I don’t want to sound all bat-guano insane about Yurp and teh Musselmen, but there are bat-guano insane people over there and terrorists also, so, QED, is that 800 words yet?
NutellaonToast said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:27
I think you’re actually being a little unfair to Ross here, but he totally deserves it.
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:32
Unless I missed someone else’s mention, breaking news: Jonah Goldberg is getting a shitload of money to write a book about how terrible clichés are.
http://gawker.com/5420810/idiot-inks-boffo-book-deal
Knights in Black Satin said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:42
“More worth noting that most Muslims aren’t Arabic…”
But that just makes them all the scarier! They can look like Anybody! Your neighbor, the guy behind you at Safeway! Ooooo!
Pryme said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:44
Smut Clyde said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:46
a shitload of money to write a book about how terrible clichés are.
“So you are charging two hundred guineas for half a day’s work?”
“No, for the experience of a lifetime.”
Evil Bender said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:48
I think you’re actually being a little unfair to Ross here, but he totally deserves it.
Framing right-ring extremism as the fault of lefty “elites” is item #1 in the Jonah Goldberg playbook. If anything, I think this is more insidious than the Shorter suggests, because it seems to exist solely to provide cover for extremists, even while seeming to decry them.
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:49
“So you are charging two hundred guineas for half a day’s work?”
“No, for the experience of a lifetime.”
I’m not sure that electrifying ten score Italians would be the experience of a lifetime, but I’m willing to experiment on others.
Knights in Black Satin said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:50
Writing a book about cliches is so, well cliche. It’s been done, JoPants. Many times.
Which is not ot say I really like cliches! I do not, and even if Goldpants is against them, I still don’t like ‘em.
Any of you who DO like cliche-ridden books, try a Barbara Taylor-Bradford bestseller. I only read one, once. I had a yellow highlighter to mark every cliche; and when I was done all the pages were mostly yellow.
animus said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:51
Doesn’t that describe every Douthat column ever?
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:51
Writing a book about cliches is so, well cliche. It’s been done, JoPants. Many times.
yes, but Jonah brings a whole new perspective.
After all, how many cliches get the chance to write an autobiography?
Cerberus said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:56
Well, I’m living in Denmark, which thanks to some right-wing newspaper became number one on the terrorist bombing list a number of years back.
You’ll note that Denmark has yet to have a terrorist attack and has indeed foiled several while not only not passing any restrictions on its growing muslim immigrant population (including a large number of refugees) and even going so far as to give them extensive social services including free healthcare.
I believe my point was, suck on that Douchehat, suck on that.
P.S. Abortions are not only legal and protected medical procedures, but they are also free. So double suck on that, too.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:57
P.S. Abortions are not only legal and protected medical procedures, but they are also free.
With every rental at Blockbuster?
Then I’m not impressed.
Cerberus said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:59
actor-
Would you settle for a Family Planning Clinic being next to a blockbuster and a school?
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 21:59
P.S. Abortions are not only legal and protected medical procedures, but they are also free.
With every rental at Blockbuster?
The abortions are free only if you take a Pauly Shore film off their hands.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:00
See, now that’s the kind of thinking that made
AmericaDenmark great!Cerberus said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:03
actor-
Getting rid of unwanted fetuses and Pauly Shore are considered fundamental rights in Denmark.
Evil Bender said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:04
Doesn’t that describe every Douthat column ever?
Indeed, though some columns combine that with Chunky Reese Witherspoon.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:04
Pauly Shore IS an unwanted fetus.
El Cid said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:14
It’s precisely that sort of liberal concern for “accuracy” which will soon get us conquered by the Shari’a Chinese Arabs who come from Peru.
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:17
which will soon get us conquered by the Shari’a Chinese Arabs who come from Peru.
Aided, re Red dawn, by Cuban and Angolans commies?
Ben Richards said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:19
Ben & Jerry’s should come up with a Chunky Reese Witherspoon flavor of ice cream…
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:20
Chunky Reese Witherspoon flavor of ice cream
I’d never stop eating her.
I mean, it.
NutellaonToast said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:21
“The abortions are free only if you take a Pauly Shore film off their hands.”
Well, that’s just a backhanded way of banning them. No one is THAT desperate for an abortion.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:24
No one is THAT desperate for an abortion
What if Pauly Shore was the father?
El Cid said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:24
Quick photo comparison:
NPR’s in-house FOXNOOZ common tater Mara Liasson
to
Star Trek original series’ bad guy robot “Blalock”
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:28
Star Trek original series’ bad guy robot “Blalock”
Man, they really cleaned Jolene up sometime between TOS and Enterprise.
Substance McGravitas said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:28
Separated at cloning tube.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:29
Star Trek original series’ bad guy robot “Blalock”
BALOCK!
Blalock was the actress who played the hot Vulcan in Enterprise…
cyntax said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:31
BALOCK!
Blalock was the actress who played the hot Vulcan in Enterprise…
Wow, that’s one hell of a difference.
BLuzette said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:31
Alt alt shorter: The European capitalist class needed cheap workers, so to hell with popular bigotry, and democracy.
Also, “elites” sounds more esoteric. Furthermore.
tigrismus said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:31
“The abortions are free only if you take a Pauly Shore film off their hands.”
Well, that’s just a backhanded way of banning them. No one is THAT desperate for an abortion.
Pauly Shore’s DVDs work just as well as coasters or throwing discs as others’ movies do.
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:33
Actor, I’d say AHEM, but it was only a minute after I posted and I know you old guys read slow.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:33
Blalock was the actress who played the hot Vulcan in Enterprise…
Wow, that’s one
hell“l” of a difference.Fixed for pedantic punnery.
Sirius Lunacy said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:34
“The abortions are free only if you take a Pauly Shore film off their hands.”
Well, that’s just a backhanded way of banning them. No one is THAT desperate for an abortion.
If only they’d had the Pauly Shore DVD for the date. Talk about birth control!
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:34
Actor, I’d say AHEM, but it was only a minute after I posted and I know you old guys read slow.
It’s not the reading. It’s the fact that I wanted to attach photographic evidence and, well…she distracts me.
justme said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:36
They must be small ones. Mosquitos, don’tcha know.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:37
Mosquitos, don’tcha know.
So that would make the congregation mosqueteers?
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:43
Hello? Is this thing on?
*taptap*
*crickets chirping*
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:48
*crickets chirping*
And Lo! Jolene Blalock was posted
And silent went the web
Except for the gentle sound
Of Fapping.
Substance McGravitas said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:51
I KNEW THOSE “WOMEN” WERE MEN.
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:53
S McG –
Maxim tells me that all women are latent lesbians, ready to turn on us by turning off us at the drop of a drop of hot oil. And when has Maxim been wrong?
justme said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:54
Do they wear the hats with the big, round ears?
M-I-C…
Substance McGravitas said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:56
Via Mr. Edroso at the Voice, Ralph Nader should run on the Tea Party ticket.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:57
OT…and well, when am I ever ON topic…I wanted to leave this for ZRM
Zombie Christmas Carols
I particularly liked “Deck The Walls”
Deck the halls
with parts of
Wally,
Fa la la la la, la
la la la.
‘Tis the season
for brains by
golly,
Fa la la la
la, la la la la.
Chew we
now our
friend’s
gray matter,
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:58
Maxim tells me that all women are latent lesbians, ready to turn
on usus on by turning off us at the drop of a drop of hot oil.Fixed!
N__B said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:58
Via Mr. Edroso at the Voice, Ralph Nader should run on the Tea Party ticket.
Yes, yes he should. It is the next logical step for him.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 22:58
Do they wear the hats with the big, round ears?
Those are called minnierets
Faustian Bargain Bin said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:03
Sorry, N__B, I hate to burst your N__Bubble, but Maxim’s wrong like now.
I’m not a latent lesbian, I’m a blatant bisexual. I’d still rather bonk my boyfriend than Jolene Blalock, but my boyfriend’s pretty and I don’t dig girls who look like the girls in the movies. (I seem to like boys who look like girls and girls who look like boys, always should be someone you really loooove…)
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:06
Maxim’s wrong like now.
*GASP*
Next you’ll be telling me those Letters in the Penthouse Forum are made up!
Smut Clyde said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:14
Writing a book about cliches is so, well cliche. It’s been done, JoPants. Many times.
But never so thoroughly and with such care.
Abortions are not only legal and protected medical procedures, but they are also free. So double suck on that, too.
I have watched “Dumplings” already, thank you.
See, now that’s the kind of thinking that made Denmark great!
Copenhagen is dead to me since the Musen & Elefanten closed.
Ross Douthat said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:14
Dear Penthouse,
I’m a thirty year old virgin OpEd contributor at a formerly great metropolitan newspaper that my cohorts in crime have managed to smear and slander until it can no longer be taken seriously by about one-fourth the population of this nation.
No! Seriously! But that’s not the fantasy I wanted to share…
justme said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:19
Oohhh. Once around the block, and home, James.
RE: the next Doughpus. More of this, no doubt. I wonder how many IQ points I lost reading that.
The OtB article linking it said,
I have little doubt that Teh Pantload will do his best. Unfortunately, the article isn’t interesting, and already belabored whatever point there may have been.
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:22
I have my doubts that the July 2002 column of the same name can be stretched to fill 300 pages.
Why not? He managed to stretch his leather belt six inches beyond recognition, thus maintaining the illusion that he still wears a forty…
Pere Ubu said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:28
Because current European leaders do not have the courage to implement the “Final Solution” to the Muslim immigrant problem, Europe is doomed to live under the threat of terrorist attacks for the foreseeable future.
Wasn’t it just too sad when Europe had that horrible terrorist attack due to their idiot President and his mouth-breathing Cabinet being more concerned with pR0N and head shops than terrorism, and Europe had to invade that country that had nothing to do with the attack and fuck things up royally in that part of the world for the next ten generations or so?
El Cid said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:29
A million apologies for mis-spelling Balock as Blalock, but then again I just really don’t give that much of a shit about Star Trek anyway. Although I wouldn’t push Chunky Jolene Blalock out of my bed, either, even if she told me she was taking contraceptives…
Mrs. Peel said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:31
Dear Cool Coach,
I’m sorry to see you so low. I’m not an SEC fan, but I hate ‘Bama so much that I was hoping you and St. Tebow could pull off the win. Still, a new season brings the opportunity for a terrible, terrible revenge–so, that’s something to look forward to.
Hope you’ll have the strength to tell us “loony libs” to “suck it” really soon!
actor212 said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:32
A million apologies for mis-spelling Balock as Blalock, but then again I just really don’t give that much of a shit about Star Trek anyway.
You may not, and that’s a fair position to take, but Jolene Blalock never kept Doctorb up late at night.
Balock, however, did.
Pere Ubu said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:37
Balock, however, did.
Too much tranya before bedtime, eh?
Smut Clyde said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:41
the European elite
I do not think that someone who has elsewhere used the phrase “governing class” in a non-ironic, taken-for-granted way — as if a “governing class” is a normal part of US society rather than a reason for violent revolution — is in a position for sneering at “the European elite”.
PeeJ said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:58
Hi. I’m back.
As I can’t be bothered to read through 10 days of posts, are there any new traditions or memes or in-jokes I should know about? Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
December 7, 2009 at 23:58
(Star Trek pedant)
Balok.
(/Star Trek pedant)
actor212 said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:02
Balok.
(/Star Trek pedant)
I was using the Klingon spelling
(/Star Trek Pedagogue)
N__B said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:07
Sorry, N__B, I hate to burst your N__Bubble, but Maxim’s wrong like now.
I am lost! LOST!
Save me Landru!
Chunky Reese Witherspoon said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:10
I can’t believe I almost let that choad touch my cookies.
Whale Chowder said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:11
“are there any new traditions or memes or in-jokes I should know about?”
Just be careful not to step in the Balok.
actor212 said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:14
are there any new traditions or memes or in-jokes I should know about?
You missed a pretty good thread about Sarah Palin’s book tour. I’ll see if I can find the link
actor212 said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:15
For PeeJ
Substance McGravitas said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:22
You gotta go a few hundred posts down to start though…
Jennifer said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:28
As I noted, Palin will be signing books at the NAMBLA convention.
(North American Moose Burger Lovers Association)
M. Bouffant said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:28
Nothing to see here, PeeJ.
Rusty Shackleford said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:29
Speaking of Palin, Rick Moran wanders off the reservation. (Gold is in the comments, natch)
Smut Clyde said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:31
Currently the last line in the book-signing thread:
Once I had Fawn, the rest came easily.
Generally good advice for life.
M. Bouffant said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:33
Chicago thug who wanted to bomb Copenhagen now implicated in Mumbai attacks.
How do I get one of these “hate America” gigs? I’d like to do some more traveling.
Substance McGravitas said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:38
Fool’s gold. It’s pretty awesome.
Substance McGravitas said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:42
FYWP!
Guest said,
December 8, 2009 at 0:58
I’m glad that either: 1) he knows that Switzerland is not part of the EU; 2) the Times fact-checkers won’t let him say that it is. In either case, it’s a Good Thing!
Dr Zen said,
December 8, 2009 at 1:35
Switzerland? Famous for its vicious religious wars and the smallmindedness of its natives. Douchehat would fit in nicely.
One wonders how Douchehat feels Muslims should have been “integrated”? It seems these clowns think that if they don’t give up Islam, they are not welcome.
Smut Clyde said,
December 8, 2009 at 1:46
One wonders how Douchehat feels Muslims should have been “integrated”?
“Integrated”? Again — these dudes are already integrated. They’re from Bosnia, highly secular, part of central Europe; no different from Serbs or Croats except that their ancestors were forcibly converted to islam during the days of the Ottoman empire.
It really does not take much to set the Swiss off on a pogrom.
LanceThruster said,
December 8, 2009 at 1:56
Re; the sex sub-thread, REMEMBER: Sex is a vile, disgusting, and degrading act (if you’re doing it right) and you should save it for the one(s) you love.
deering said,
December 8, 2009 at 2:24
“Any of you who DO like cliche-ridden books, try a Barbara Taylor-Bradford bestseller. I only read one, once.”
You poor guy. BTB’s stuff (and that of her fellow offender, Danielle Steel) is the working definition of “Entertainment Sensory Deprivation.”
wiley said,
December 8, 2009 at 2:56
So is everyone flying in on single occupant Hummer jets? I question these calculations.
Andrew N.P. said,
December 8, 2009 at 3:01
Fourth-order Runge-Kutta seems to work pretty well.
Lurking Canadian said,
December 8, 2009 at 3:11
Fourth-order Runge-Kutta seems to work pretty well.
The manhood of Islam cries out for your blood after this implication that Muslims are not stiff!
Smut Clyde said,
December 8, 2009 at 3:14
Thomas Pynchon used his time-travel technology to steal your joke and use it 45 years ago.
PeeJ said,
December 8, 2009 at 6:37
Fourth-order Runge-Kutta
Let me think….
Runge-Kutta sounds familiar from CS 413, Numerical Methods. But wait…no, I’m thinking of gutta perchas. My dentist has got me soconfused.
Andrew N.P. said,
December 8, 2009 at 6:45
Drat and blast. I wish I could say this is the first time my brilliance has been thwarted by Thomas Pynchon.
*google*
Whoa. He works in an ETAOIN SHRDLU reference too? Clearly I’m gonna have to read this thing. Thanks for the literary heads-up, man.
purvis ames said,
December 8, 2009 at 9:29
Polygamy in Sweden? All right!!
Porlock Junior said,
December 8, 2009 at 10:28
But you need to gutta percha before you cooka percha.
Speaking of gills, you ever use the version called Runge-Kutta-Gill?
actor212 said,
December 8, 2009 at 15:27
Fourth-order Runge-Kutta
Wasn’t that a Ronco instrument sold during the 90s for tearing holes in flannel so you could get street cred in Seattle?
The Goddamn Batman Used To Dance The Minaret With The Catwoman--Or Was That The Gavotte? The Schottische? Help Me Out Here, People said,
December 8, 2009 at 17:18
If only America had stamped out the Masonic conspiracy in its infancy, I wouldn’t have to carefully ink out the eye on the back of every dollar bill that has ever passed through my hands. They’re all still staring at me, damn them!