Comments on: Two-minute Townhall

By: Mary Katharine

Mary Katharine — Fri, 05 May 2006 01:05:22 +0000

Thanks for taking it easy on me this week, Travis.

By: TravisG

TravisG — Thu, 04 May 2006 19:58:23 +0000

Somehow I've got the notion stuck in my head that Dr. Adams attacks those cigars the way Hindrocket slobbered all over that corndog.

By: Miss Emily

Miss Emily — Thu, 04 May 2006 18:08:29 +0000

Shame on you, Travis, for reminding me that Kathleen Parker still has a career. I really need to do something about that…

But, bless you for the introduction to Mike Adams.
That column must be read for his loving, sensual descriptions of cigars. Good lord, sometimes a cigar is just…another cock, isn’t it?

C’mon, “creamy taste…tangy finish…”? He has *SO* been there.

By: Red and Black

Red and Black — Thu, 04 May 2006 15:33:20 +0000

About M.S. Adams on the "rate my professors" site: bugmenot.com has a login for the site that works.

By: Red and Black

Red and Black — Thu, 04 May 2006 14:43:26 +0000

Parker: “the current sexual climate of virgins and demons”

WTH is she talking about?

By: TravisG

TravisG — Thu, 04 May 2006 11:35:27 +0000

Actually, and I’m somewhat ashamed to admit this, I genuinely look forward to writing Stossel’s shorters. They’re so much fun, and they are very, very easy. On my other blog, I think I wrote the same shorter four weeks in a row: “Looks like those clowns in the teachers’ union have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.”

Oh, and Kathleen, one day very soon, when you are sitting on a bench in the park on a lovely afternoon with a delicious ice cream cone, do not be surprised to find yourself quietly eating it. ; )

By: Hattie

Hattie — Thu, 04 May 2006 10:39:11 +0000

Parker goes all gooey with sympathy over rapist perps. Cry me a river!
A man who has been tried and convicted of rape is seldom innocent; it’s difficult to get convictions, and women are reluctant to press charges and are often thought to be liars. It’s nasty to be dragged through the courts.
I knew a lot of these rapists and other sex offenders when I taught in a prison and have yet to meet a one who would describe his crime or admit to it. Now if a nice, sympathetic blonde lady came around and heard one of them talk about how he had been railroaded, she’d buy it.

By: annieangel

annieangel — Thu, 04 May 2006 10:21:03 +0000

Shorter Sean Hannity:

Look at my pretty smile, don’t I have a pretty smile? Don’t I look like the type of guy other guys would want to be friends with? I think I do, my hair is so awesome and I have a mini-Jay Leno chin. And what woman can resist a guy in headphones? I rule. Alan Colmes looks like Skeletor next to me.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Thu, 04 May 2006 08:44:50 +0000

It's amusing to check out tha ratings for Herr Doktor Adams on his RateMyProfessors.com page.

By: Dr Gary Ruppert

Dr Gary Ruppert — Thu, 04 May 2006 06:38:22 +0000

Shorta Mike S. Adams: I spent all my allowance on cigars today and now feel horribly sick. I manly puffed away in the Nelson Mandela No-Smoking Creche at Made-Up University all afternoon. Eventually this provoked a lesbo-feminist to approach me, but instead of abusing my patriarchal rights as I had hoped she merely told me I should take the cellophane off before lighting up in future.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Thu, 04 May 2006 06:26:32 +0000

One wingnut says that he thinks every single person should be armed with at least a .22 caliber pistol.

Does this include the queers, pagans & heathens, feminazis, and liberal moonbats?
Or is he just assuming A) those aren’t people, or B) he’ll still have more weapons (though only two hands [barring any sort of gun cleaning accident]).

And Travis, would it be cheating for you to just do the next couple of months of Stossel as “Say, you should buy my book”?
I hate to think of the brainrot reading him induces. Save yourself!

By: JK47

JK47 — Thu, 04 May 2006 06:08:11 +0000

The comments section on Mike Adams’ page is pretty funny. One wingnut says that he thinks every single person should be armed with at least a .22 caliber pistol. Truly a real-life Archie Bunker.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 04 May 2006 03:40:44 +0000

sorry but 120 second Townhall is way better.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 04 May 2006 03:32:31 +0000

Hah! Mike Adams thinks people could be reduced to a quivering jelly by a bumper sticker because one that said “vagina” always does it to him. Seriously, though, a hippy flashes Adams the peace symbol and he thinks it’s the sticker? HE’S FLASHING YOU THE PEACE SIGN BECAUSE HE’S A HIPPY, YOU NITWIT. Dr Mike is spending a wee bit too much time stroking his piece and sucking on those imported masculine tubes, it’s compromised his ability to think clearly. Creamy and earthy, yeesh.

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Thu, 04 May 2006 03:31:50 +0000

Yeesh – you missed the intellectual excellence of Dennis Preager on ClownHall today – evidently the greatest totalitarians in the country today are the ALCU and the anti-smoking lobby. Complete with an account of how Hitler had pictures of Stalin edited to take out Stalin’s smoking, in furtherance of Hitler’s well-known anti-smoking campaign.

By: Noone

Noone — Thu, 04 May 2006 03:24:25 +0000

Shorter Tony Blankley: Why don’t we just ship everybody in the whole goddamn world over here to live in America?

Or, we could just continue the Bush plan and call the rest of the world America (or Amurika as the President likes to call it).

By: Jefe

Jefe — Thu, 04 May 2006 02:30:48 +0000

Dr. Mike drives around and frightens the hippies with his bumper sticker! Awesome.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Thu, 04 May 2006 02:02:53 +0000

Alternate shorter Mike S. Adams: Let me tell you about all the things I use to compensate for my small penis.

By: Mal de mer

Mal de mer — Thu, 04 May 2006 02:00:01 +0000

Even the Republican president of the United States makes the nonest of non-sequiturs... This is exactly the type of cleverosity that wingnuts delight in. "Golly Goshers...Look at me...I'm so original and my genius is so undeniable that I literally invent new language and paradigms of thought as I write!...!!!" Unfortunately, the wingnut drive and talent to contribute to the pot-luck of human insight usually only achieves the effect similar to how sensible people react to Amber Pawlik showing up at the door with a bubbling crock of Cheez-Wiz Cheesy Chunk Lay-zee Raclette...Polite people don't know where to look and rude people start making fingers-down-the-throat gestures.

By: salvage

salvage — Thu, 04 May 2006 01:41:35 +0000

Did anyone catch this bit from Jonah Goldberg’s spew:

As bad as the Iraq war may be going,

I guess not even a Bush Zombie like Doughy Pantsload can’t keep it up.