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A DAY TO HATE THE YANQUIS
By Michelle Malkin ยท May 01, 2006 09:20 AM***scroll for updates…11:30am EDT Newsflash: The country is still standing…***
And there’s more good news. With her recent high-profile remarks against immigrant workers, Michelle is now signed up for a special lifetime premium at restaurants all across America.
“Okay, who wan snotchos?”
“Hmm. The nachos here are creamier than I remembered.”
BrooklynRaider said,
May 1, 2006 at 23:25
I hate the Yankees, too, except for Hideki Matsui, who I think is pretty cool.
Does that make me un-American?
Mal de mer said,
May 1, 2006 at 23:33
Puta? PUTA?!!
Ann Bartow has been alerted.
Isn’t the crazy-assed racist bitch going to run out of ethnic groups to malign pretty soon? I’m looking forward to the day some hapless filipina says something untoward. Doubtless, Michelle’s head will explode and that, will be clearly, that.
Gavin M. said,
May 1, 2006 at 23:37
There was that scandal with the Filipino spy in the White House, but she didn’t seem to be terribly interested in pursuing that, for some reason.
jeff said,
May 1, 2006 at 23:45
Brooklyn– I hate the Yankees too. INCLUDING Hideki Matsui. F the lot of ‘em.
cranky said,
May 1, 2006 at 23:47
Nice work on the photo, Gavin. But she looks almost cute here (for an evil, racist harpie, that is).
Can’t you use the bug-eyed, chipmunk photo instead? I think it could work.
BrooklynRaider said,
May 1, 2006 at 23:51
Jeff – man, you must really hate the troops.
As a fan of the suspiciously foreign-looking Mets, all I can say is that I take great delight in the way the treasonous Carlos Delgado’s excellent batting average (or should that be moonbatting average?) gives aid and comfort to our enemies.
Marita said,
May 2, 2006 at 0:03
Today is a great day to hate the Yankees. Especially since we’ve traded away Bard!
From the Red Sox site:
Sweet. Although this does put a damper on my plans to over/under the number of passed balls in tonight’s game.
jeff said,
May 2, 2006 at 0:17
You know Boston is a little Red Sox-crazy when Doug friggin Mirabelli gets a police escort to Fenway Park.
jeff said,
May 2, 2006 at 0:18
Brooklyn — I am a fan of the Toronto Blue Jays, who of course play in that socialist, pinko country we call “Canadia,” in which a significant portion of the population speaks “French,” the language of capitulation, appeasement and surrender.
Marita said,
May 2, 2006 at 0:23
Jeff, I’m sure if Wake wasn’t pitching – against the Yankees – they’d tell him to take the T like everyone else. But these are desperate times, and desperate times call for police escorts for Doug friggin Mirabelli.
JK47 said,
May 2, 2006 at 0:24
The Mets have almost completely de-wingnutted their team. Kris Benson and his stupid slut wife– gone. Al Leiter– gone. Mike Piazza– gone. Apparently Steve Trachsel is a bit of a wingnut, but Delgado more than makes up for it.
I know the proprietors of this fine weblog are Red Sox fans, but I can’t stand the Sox, because Curt Schilling is like the biggest wingnut there is in baseball. Fuck that guy. Although I have to say, I hate the Yankees worse.
jeff said,
May 2, 2006 at 0:27
Doesn’t Anna Benson seem like she’d be much happier with John Rocker?
Honestly, when you see pictures of her and Kris together, he always has this look on his face like, “Damn, I thought being married to a Playmate would be a lot more fun than this. When is she gonna learn to shut her damn piehole before she makes us both look like assholes?”
shaker said,
May 2, 2006 at 0:32
You forgot to close the italics tag at the end of your post, so everything after that is in intalics now.
tigrismus said,
May 2, 2006 at 0:33
JK47, I’m a Red Sox fan, and I hate him, too. We hate him dearly, cuz we hate him near.
His Grace, the Duke of Ruppert said,
May 2, 2006 at 0:51
The failure to support our brave baseball players in this Long War shows the left’s true hatred of America.
BrooklynRuppert said,
May 2, 2006 at 1:14
The fact is the left supports Mexicans sneaking across the Mendoza line and stealing our baseball jobs.
mikey said,
May 2, 2006 at 1:22
I get my minimum daily adult dose of schadenfreude by watching Steinbrenner spend over TWO HUNDRED FLIPPIN MILLION dollars on player salaries and luxury tax and still fail to win the World Series year after year after year.
I mean come on–you can’t tell a great story without a great villain!!
mikey
jeff Ruppert said,
May 2, 2006 at 1:24
The fact is that baseball, a formerly American sport, has people from such countries as communist Cuba, Hugo Chavez-loving Venezuela and illegal-immigrating Mexico. It hasn’t been the same since they let the Negroes play in 1947.
His Grace, the Duke of Ruppert said,
May 2, 2006 at 1:30
The fact is that the media is deliberately exaggerating the use of steroids in baseball because they don’t want Barry Bonds to break Hank Aaron’s record.
agrippa_cash said,
May 2, 2006 at 1:54
I think the bug eyed photo would be good for her reaction to the snachos.
So much so that I almost wish I donated so I could get a custom photoshop, but there’s no way I’m contributing to SadlyNo’s ungodly haul.
$1,800! do you know what Jeff Gannon would have to do to earn $1,800? You can be pretty sure it would involve nachos.
jeff said,
May 2, 2006 at 3:02
I don’t want to know what Mr. Gannon charges $1800 for, under ANY circumstances.
Nina said,
May 2, 2006 at 3:04
That Ruppert fellow seems to have his fingers in a lot of pies! I am especially ‘fonda’ His Grace, the Duke of Ruppert. Rupperts and yanquis and malkins: it’s a lot to take in in one post. And BrooklynRuppert raises an interesting point.
jeff said,
May 2, 2006 at 3:23
Gary’s all over the place, Nina, ready to educate us leftists.
Gary Ruppert, Sr. said,
May 2, 2006 at 3:25
(bowing)
You’re, Grace.
Nina said,
May 2, 2006 at 4:13
Yeah, jeff, those wingnutty comments are predictable alright, it’s that ruppertian finesse that catches my eye. Gary seems to be the (and I’m sure he’ll agree with me 1000%) straight man in a somewhat goofy clan of Rupperts.
Ma Ruppert said,
May 2, 2006 at 4:25
The fact is that Gary won’t be trolling your leftist Web site until he finishes his green beans.
Nina said,
May 2, 2006 at 5:01
Gary seems to be like all of the Fightin’ Keyboard Krew: Ma is making sure he eats his vegies along with his Cheetohs. Good on ya, Ma Ruppert.
Nina said,
May 2, 2006 at 5:16
BTW, we’re glad the BPD did more extra-shift OT to get our Dougie to the game on time. And even though we must admit that our Papi comes from outside our US borders, our Papi is our hero.
Won't the real Gary Ruppert please stand up said,
May 2, 2006 at 5:38
Ok, it has to be said that in the free agency era the politics of any given player should mean jack shit to one’s fandom. It’s the politics and contributions of a team’s ownership that counts, in my mind, since team ownership is about as permanent a position as there is in the MLB. After an admittedly slack-ass search I found:
http://www.opensecrets.org/alerts/v6/alertv6_32.asp
and for individual athletes/execs:
http://www.newsmeat.com/sports_political_donations/
By this unimpeachable logic we should all be Orioles fans. Or Padres fans if the DH rule is an issue.
…and “moonbatting average” is one of the best things I have ever heard, it needs to enter the lexicon immediately, as in: “Paul Krugman is going for the single season moonbatting average record”
…and fuck the Yankees
mikey said,
May 2, 2006 at 5:56
I heard a guy say one time that since free agency, all we do is root for laundry. And y’know what? He’s right. But I’ve come to terms with rooting for laundry. I have a fantasy dry cleaner team. When the giants win the NL pennant this year, I expect to celebrate jumping up and down in the dryer. Y’know?
mikey
CI Dreyfus said,
May 2, 2006 at 5:58
I can’t believe you all are talking about baseball instead of the disgusting but hilarious cartoon that is the topic of the post. Oh, and fuck the Yankees!
Luther said,
May 2, 2006 at 6:54
It kinda looks like Malkin’s table is cropped outta the picture.
Was that done to preserve the anonymity of the Malkin children: Shaddupp and Isahd-shaddup?
elendil said,
May 2, 2006 at 11:03
Today is the day to hate the Yanquis. Every day is the day to hate brown people.
But [Malkin thing] looks almost cute here
That’s the hell of it. No matter how much I want to strangle her, I can’t deny that she really is kinda cute. But then I guess so was Eva Braun.
Robert Green said,
May 2, 2006 at 16:37
i produced a movie called “Waiting” which at least some of you should buy the fucking DVD for–preferably today. my children are hungry. so hungry.
anyway, there’s a scene in there where the whole kitchen goes to town on a bee-otch’s food, with good reason. some very creative stuff as well.
so you can see how tangentially this relates to the post, and how this almost isn’t a spam for BUYING THE DVD OH PLEASE DEAR GOD.
RETARDEAU said,
May 2, 2006 at 16:41
she really is kinda cute
sigh. Such a shame.
liberalsouth said,
May 2, 2006 at 16:45
so tell me again how Yankee-bashing has anything to do with slamming Michelle Malkin?
Lucy said,
May 2, 2006 at 17:01
She’s cute if you like horse teeth. Come on!
Juan Snotchos said,
May 2, 2006 at 17:05
Hey, how’d I get in the picture!?!?
Lucy said,
May 2, 2006 at 17:16
She’s the Filipina Nancy Kerrigan. It just occurred to me.
Dan Someone said,
May 2, 2006 at 18:41
You’re all missing the larger point, which is that if the Yankees beat the Red Sox, the terrorists have won.
Dan Someone said,
May 2, 2006 at 18:41
I’m sorry, I meant “the immigrants have won.” Or maybe it’s “the brown people have won.”
Anyway, fuck the Yankees.
Chris said,
May 2, 2006 at 21:45
Anyone do any research on wether Malkin sold her house BEFORE the incident with the UC Santa Cruz students?
liberalsouth said,
May 2, 2006 at 23:40
SIGH.
elendil said,
May 3, 2006 at 3:14
Anyone do any research on wether Malkin sold her house BEFORE the incident
Do you know something we don’t know? C’mon, spill it.