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Because the liberal media only talks about how great it is




Posted at 19:16 by Sadly, No!

It takes Fox News to cover what no one else will cover:

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Bravo, Mr. Gibson.

16 Comments »

  1. ruppert "gary" ruppert said,

    May 1, 2006 at 19:35

    The fact is, if some freedom-hating Mormon wasn’t shacked up outside Salt Lake City with 13 ungodly wives I might be getting some. Assuming they weren’t all fatsos or other liberal man-hating types.

  2. Brad Ruppert said,

    May 1, 2006 at 19:39

    The fact is that this is just another biased hit piece on religious people by John Gibson and the liberal press.

  3. Gollum Ruppert said,

    May 1, 2006 at 19:43

    The fact is that the liberal media doesn’t know what we have in our fusterpocketses, my Precious.

  4. Brad Ruppert said,

    May 1, 2006 at 19:44

    The fact is the media hates polygymy because they’re jealous that they only get to have sex with Helen Thomas.

  5. Brando said,

    May 1, 2006 at 19:57

    Gibson’s next groundbreaking report: The Grisly Side of Suicide.

  6. Certainly Not the O.G. "Original Gary" Ruppert said,

    May 1, 2006 at 20:00

    The fact is…? that the dark side of poliygamy must, be exposed only because it’s time never for poly nups global. Then next it homos.

  7. "Kay" Grogan! said,

    May 1, 2006 at 20:04

    I agree, with Gary. “Liberals” have always wanted to polygamize our borders, for free!

  8. hindruppert said,

    May 1, 2006 at 20:07

    I’ll wait for next week’s The Lighter Side of Serial Killers.

  9. kth said,

    May 1, 2006 at 20:14

    I for one am thankful for the Fox News Report. I had somehow gotten the notion that, in plural marriages, it was typical for the third-hottest wife to look like Chloe Sevigny.

    For that misapprehension, I totally blame the MSM, not my own credulity. Kudos to Fox for opening my eyes.

  10. frippy said,

    May 1, 2006 at 20:16

    Wait, I thought those crazy feminazi libruls wanted to destroy marriage altogether?

  11. Veach said,

    May 1, 2006 at 20:29

    The fact is liberals want to legalize marriage between two consenting same-sex adults, but not when a sixty-five year old man wants to marry eight teenage girls. You can’t have it both ways!

  12. Hysterical Ruppert said,

    May 1, 2006 at 21:32

    The fact is that I like jumping on the bandwagon, even when it’s filled with band geeks.

  13. Gory Rupert said,

    May 1, 2006 at 22:53

    The fact is that John Gibson’s teeth are like giant ivory doors, each one leading to a new chaste virgin (in a BYU cheerleader costume, no less).

  14. Bruce H Ruppert? said,

    May 2, 2006 at 0:43

    Hey, hold on a second. There’s a dark side to polygamy? Well, kiss my grits.

  15. Strange Ruppert said,

    May 2, 2006 at 17:05

    The fact is, polygamy totally opens the door to man-on-dead-gay-box turtle sex. And liberals know this!

  16. Ginger Yellow said,

    May 2, 2006 at 17:10

    Since Fox News is fair and balanced ™, does this mean Bill O’Reilly will be doing a piece on the light side of polygamy?

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