Comments on: Part Man, Part Monkey

By: Sandor

Sandor — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:24:05 +0000

But it’s possible that Johnny does maybe work in a factory.

By: Sandor

Sandor — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:21:58 +0000

And I don’t think that billy works downtown, either.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:18:37 +0000

On the other hand, the majority of transplant surgeons do agree that a good heart is hard to find.

By: Dain Brammaged

Dain Brammaged — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:26:55 +0000

But seriously, doesn’t everyone have a Hungry Heart?

By: Substance McGravitas

Substance McGravitas — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:39:59 +0000

Also Pouring Some Sugar On Me makes me itchy and sticky and uncomfortable.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:49:52 +0000

And that business with the spoonful of sugar? The ~~cactus juice~~ medicine came STRAIGHT BACK UP AGAIN.

By: Mysticdog

Mysticdog — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:58:44 +0000

“Why did he even fucking write this? Why?”

I think it had to do with the scads of money the NYT pays him to publically masturbate.

By: Substance McGravitas

Substance McGravitas — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:54:34 +0000

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious doesn’t work.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:40:28 +0000

As Flying Rodent pointed out some time ago, it is an outrage that Brian May should first receive a Ph.D in astrophysics and then become Chancellor of Liverpool University, given his unscientific and easily-refuted claim that fat-bottom girls rather than rotational inertia are responsible for the continued rotation of Planet Earth.

By: Substance McGravitas

Substance McGravitas — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:09:58 +0000

When you wish upon a star YOU GET FUCK-ALL.

By: tellybelly

tellybelly — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:39:03 +0000

Thanks to the late, great KMAC/KISS radio stations in San Antonio, TX and the absolutely fabulous Joe Anthony and Lou Roney, we were hearing cuts off ‘Greetings From Asbury Park’ long before most people outside of New Jersey were even aware of Springsteen.

We were also hearing Pavlov’s Dog, Captain Beyond and Wishbone Ash. Joe and Lou, I miss you a lot.

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:17:14 +0000

And in the town where I was born, there never lived a man who sailed the sea.

By: Bitter Scribe

Bitter Scribe — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:12:00 +0000

Brooks has always sucked up to the great American redneck class, which he calls “the working man.” It’s his shtick. Doesn’t surprise me that he would try to hitch a ride on Springsteen’s coattails.

By: anthony

anthony — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:58:18 +0000

To Chuck D’s credit he did in fact tell them that he never really had a gun but that it was the wax that the Terminator X spun.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:12:50 +0000

“there’s no such thing as being fashionably late to a circle jerk.”
I find your views intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your etiquette advice column.

By: purvis ames

purvis ames — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:46:38 +0000

The very image of the groupie Bobo trying to shove his head up Springsteen’s ass is a national treasure. I think both the Jersey Boys shoud be proud of the their efforts.

By: dex

dex — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:46:15 +0000

best sn! thread ever?

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:40:22 +0000

I heard Kyoko wasn’t really worried, even though mummy really didn’t only have her hand in the snow.

By: lupus yonderboy

lupus yonderboy — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:19:37 +0000

I, too, feel like I missed the lulz, or as Armistead Maupin said, “there’s no such thing as being fashionably late to a circle jerk.”

By: Muffaroo

Muffaroo — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:15:24 +0000

I met the missus for the first time in 1978, and she’d been a fan of Springsteen for several years, from when he was a local act in NJ. He was pretty popular then.

I’d best stop now. I’m boring myself.