ABOVE: Jay Nordlinger and Turkey (front to back)
Shorter Jay Nordlinger, America’s Shittiest Website™:
Re ‘Attack of the Seven-Foot Fairy?’
- Is it Thanksgiving already? Well, that means it must be time to start the War on the War on Christmas!
Shorter John J. Miller, America’s Shittiest Website™:
- I am thankful for my self-published book. Soon a wounded soldier in Afghanistan who is receiving his very own copy, specially autographed by me, will be thankful as well, particularly for my autograph. By the way, here’s a link so you can buy my book and be thankful too.
Shorter Debbie Schlüsselputer:
Thanksgiving Is NOT for Vegetarians
- Vegans can bite me. Ever hear of moobs??
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