Comments on: Another Memorable Moment From the NRO Begathon

By: Ab_Normal

Ab_Normal — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:01:07 +0000

Yay, celiac.

I’ve found the gf pizza crusts from http://consumer.kinnikinnick.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/consumer.home.html tolerable.

Don’t know about the branes, tho.

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:14:46 +0000

Check with DKW.

Know who else checks with teh Dragon-King? Your mom.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:55:41 +0000

Check with DKW.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:39:49 +0000

I was breastfed, but I just have really, really bad genes.

Maybe your mom was a zombie?

By: Vacuumslayer

Vacuumslayer — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:10:22 +0000

actor212 said,
November 17, 2009 at 20:59

What does it say that Oprah is following up her Palin interview by interviewing Jenna Jameson?”

That Oprah wants to get to know teabaggers from all walks of life.

By: TruculentandUnreliable

TruculentandUnreliable — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:34:02 +0000

It may not be the cause but her mom fed her raw eggs and bananas instead of breastfeeding her as an infant.

Oh, man. I was breastfed, but I just have really, really bad genes.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:25:39 +0000

Not even pan-seared, in a nice light wine sauce, with fresh steamed veggies?

Can I substitute a side salad?

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:07:09 +0000

is not interested in consuming branes.

Not even pan-seared, in a nice light wine sauce, with fresh steamed veggies?

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:04:03 +0000

do branes have glutens?

That depends on how many Cheetos the human has eaten.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:03:14 +0000

When zombies attack!: Mathematical modelling of an outbreak of zombie infection

They ignored the 28 Days model…AT THE PERIL OF THEIR OWN LIVES!!!!!!!… (ominous ellipse)

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:47:16 +0000

Just as hostile space aliens were the stand-ins for Cold War xenophobia, zombies are the stand-ins for feelings of insignificance and powerlessness in and disconnection from an increasingly over-populated society. Fear of the mindless masses as opposed to fear of the “other”.

By: Willy

Willy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:04:54 +0000

zrm: branes are GF, and although Fallsdownalot shables with the best of them, she ain’t a zombie therefore is not interested in consuming branes.

T&U: Mrs. is an immune system wreck. It may not be the cause but her mom fed her raw eggs and bananas instead of breastfeeding her as an infant. She had read in the newspaper that welfare babies in Brooklyn thrived on it, so that was good enough for her baby. (yeah, she’s credulous like that.)

By: Euripides

Euripides — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:02:50 +0000

Do branes have glutens?

No, but watch out for the glutens maximus, (near the PENIS)

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:51:49 +0000

do branes have glutens?

By: acrannymint

acrannymint — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:39:21 +0000

A real “live” zombie study

When zombies attack!: Mathematical modelling of an outbreak of zombie infection
Abstract

Zombies are a popular figure in pop culture/entertainment and they are usually portrayed as being brought about through an outbreak or epidemic. Consequently,we model a zombie attack, using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies. We introduce a basic model for zombie infection, determine equilibria and their stability, and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions… We show that only quick, aggressive attacks can stave off the doomsday scenario: the collapse of society as zombies overtake us all.

By: TruculentandUnreliable

TruculentandUnreliable — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:38:48 +0000

T&U: Mrs. Willy (let’s call her Fallsdownalot cuz she’s got MS) also has gluten-intolerance (DH). She wouldn’t switch to a gluten-free diet until I could make GF choco-chip cookies and brownies.

Man, she won the immune system dysfunction jackpot, didn’t she? She’d fit well in my family–I am just waiting for the lupus and/or rheumatoid arthritis to come along and kick my ass.

For me, crusty bread and good pizza crusts are very sorely missed. I need to do some experimentation when I have a little more time. I haven’t made or encountered anything that has fit the bill.

By: Willy

Willy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:27:30 +0000

T&U: Mrs. Willy (let’s call her Fallsdownalot cuz she’s got MS) also has gluten-intolerance (DH). She wouldn’t switch to a gluten-free diet until I could make GF choco-chip cookies and brownies.

By: Looch

Looch — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:25:56 +0000

Creed music IS zombie spoor

With all the brainy parts fully digested. Got it.

By: Zombie George Clinton

Zombie George Clinton — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:25:01 +0000

there might even be enough quasi-human zombies to fashion a governing body that can direct and manipulate the zombie hordes

This parliament just keeps getting funkier

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:20:55 +0000

you prefer weapons and Adam Sandler movies?

*tears hair out in horror*

*remembers first marriage already did that*

*runs around screaming loudly*