Comments on: Innocence By Association

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:13:26 +0000

This is where reality laps satire again, and Colbert is left in the dust – he now needs not a picture of him with his black friend, but a picture of him with his white friend who has a black friend.

Which can only really culminate in “I’m not racist! You can tell because there’s no pictures of Hitler holding me as a baby.”

And then when someone does find those pictures….

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:59:38 +0000

Yeah but he can also simultaneously be Chamberlain and Hitler, because … because shut up, that’s why.

By: Master Mahan

Master Mahan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:10:33 +0000

That’s odd… when Obama had a black preacher, it meant he *was* a racist.

By: Zebbidie

Zebbidie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:57:28 +0000

Doctorb
Thatwas very funny. I hope you didn’t just toss it off to be ignored because it is at the arse end of a thread. That deserves a tradition of its own for people to be aware of

By: Arky

Arky — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:11:38 +0000

Can we get these asshats bigger megaphones? Really, I want to see what happens when only two non-Caucasians vote GOP in the next round of elections.

And Michael Steele isn’t one of them.

That would be teh giggles.

(I am the new numbah two! You are numbah six! Whippersnappers who haven’t seen the original, get offa mah lawn!)

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:29:53 +0000

The virgin’s Ben
The pantload’s Dough
But they call McCain Pariah

By: Ms. Dixie Beauregard

Ms. Dixie Beauregard — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:28:18 +0000

Why I do say, I have a great deal of empathy for this Stacey McCain. Like her, I have often been accused of being a racist, when in fact nothing could be further from the truth! While it is true that I have, occasionally, written things critical of particular coloreds, the truth is that I value them greatly as a race. Why, betwixt my domestic assistants and the associates whom I employ in my cotton-growing enterprise, I must know over three dozen individuals of the Negro race. We get along wonderfully as well — they are unfailingly polite and I enjoy listening to their songs. Now I ask, what racist would be able to state something like that?

By: jim

jim — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:43:59 +0000

To me, the funniest thing about the “paintings” is how many of their subjects would’ve decried the original Renaissance as a threat to traditional Dark Ages Family Values that must be stopped before it destroys us all … back in Teh Goode Olde Dayse when ~~doctors~~ barbers were still drilling holes in skulls to let the demons out, & an invitation from a priest to come to a community barbecue wasn’t good news.

“I’ve been cranking it out on deadline since 1986?

But forgetting to wipe up afterwards since 1993.

Which conclusively settles the “pariah” question.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:36:25 +0000

This is the same Lynn Vincent who has elsewhere claimed that although she thinks homosexuality is a depraved perversion (yea, like unto communism in its erosive effect on morality!) and homosexuals are dishonest (because they pose as normal family-centred citizens when they march when everyone knows they are really leather-clad sex addicts), she is nevertheless not homophobic, because she has gay friends. There's a pattern here. There's also something emblematic about her call for homosexuality to be re-defined as a mental illness under the DSM. I mean, if you think someone's sexual preferences are morally wrong, and you react by wanting someone else to medicalise that preference rather than arguing for your moral beliefs, how feckin' cowardly is that?

By: g

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:57:58 +0000

And what IS the issue with Lynn Vincent being racist? There’s no way I’m going to click over there. Not from here.

By: g

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:57:06 +0000

then it would behoove Ben Smith

Are we behooving again?

By: timb

timb — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:54:23 +0000

How authoritarian are conservatives? No matter how many sites link to McCain’s OWN writings to make the point he’s a racist, the clowns who follow him won’t even click. “The man writes he’s not a racist; why would I need to read his racist writings to know he not one?”

By: MIcky Kaus

MIcky Kaus — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:57:09 +0000

then it would behoove Ben Smith
What?! Where?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:52:07 +0000

Man, there isn’t enough popcorn in the world for all this infighting!

Luckily it turns out sorghum, amaranth, and millet are all also poppable, because we are going to need them all, and even then we are going to need to open more currently protected areas to popgrain drilling.

By: Brandi

Brandi — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:49:17 +0000

I’ve been cranking it out on deadline since 1986,

I’d hate to be the one who has to clean the underside of that desk.

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:34:51 +0000

“I’ve been cranking it out on deadline since 1986″

His dick must resemble raw hamburger by now.

And why “on deadline”? Does his mommy ration the time he spends in the bathroom?

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:03:12 +0000

Hey, The Great Masturbator is an actual Dali painting.

Well, hellllllllllllllllllllllo, Dali!

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:39:25 +0000

I can’t wait for you to get started on the Francis Bacons. Or, come to think of it, Bosch, Ensor, Dali. Hey, The Great Masturbator is an actual Dali painting.

By: Pryme

Pryme — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:14:44 +0000

Bitter: Yep…DUN-DUN!

By: See what I mean? SEE?!?

See what I mean? SEE?!? — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:01:24 +0000

…and I repeated the Namespace from another post. Just me, Alfred with a big-ass bottle of sunscreen, and a margarita the size of a fishbowl. Later, bizatches.