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Don’t Bring A Purse To A Slapfight
ABOVE: Godzilla (right) v. Destoroyah (left)
Shorter Debbie Schlüsselcheiße, Debbie Schlüsselscheiße:
HUH?!: Geller “Anti-”Honor Killing Rally Features Mother Who Conspired to Kill Daughters
- Pamela “Atlas Shrugs” Geller is a stupid bitch.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Scott said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:03
So Debbie gets something right for once…
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:09
The wingnutosphere is eating its own. This is a most delicious turn of events.
Rusty Shackleford said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:11
So Debbie gets something right for once…
And Pamela Geller ignores Debbie’s emails. Maybe they both have more sense than we give them credit for.
J Neo Marvin said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:16
It does sound like a sordid case. Of course, we won’t be able to determine any actual facts by reading either of these two screechers.
Tommmcatt said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:16
Oh, man, I should have trusted the shorter. The lack of sympathy and human feeling Little Debbie shows is nothing short of revolting. And that she is using an event like the one described to score ideological purity points… yuck.
actor212 said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:17
I’M SPRINGING FOR THE POPCORN!
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:18
And I’ll pop for the springcorn.
actor212 said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:19
TinTin:
Geller replied:
Galactic Dustbin said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:19
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:20
You can kill Muslim kids as long as you’re not their mom. Good to know.
It's Not That The Goddamn Batman Doesn't Like Catfights, But When One Of Them Is The Catwoman, The Other One Doesn't Last Very Long said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:23
And so it begins… mua ha ha ha! *rubs hands together* Just don’t expect me to hang around once clothes actually start to get torn. I have fought the Joker numerous times, I have stared down the abyss, but for crying out loud, there are some things that even Daredevil, the Man Without Fear, doesn’t want happening in front of him just in case his sight spontaneously comes back.
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:24
You can kill Muslim kids as long as you’re not their mom. Good to know.
OUCH.
PS putting my money on Crazy Pammy in a cougar fight.
Tommmcatt said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:29
Don’t cougars have to be attractive? This is more like a battle between a warthog and the drag version of Iggy Pop.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:31
Could it really be considered a catfight?
It’s more like a WOLVERINES!!!!! fight.
SomeNYGuy said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:37
Jewish women do not engage in physical altercations. That’s what their lawyers are for.
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:38
But who is Slap-Bet Commissioner? Can I apply? “Ooh, ooh, what are my powers?”
t4toby said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:42
I don’t know. I think Debbie would win the fisticuffs (she even talks like a brawler) but Pammycakes is much, much (much, much, much, much) more likely to have the problem… ‘taken care of’ by someone ‘in sanitation’.
Zandar1 said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:45
Oh my. Oh my my my.
Bonfire of the Manatees.
Nutty Nutpicker said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:46
Let’s gather some nuts from Der Schlussel’s comments.
And my contribution
t4toby said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:47
Excellent, Nutty. you even got the typoes…
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:48
I think Pam’s got the edge in bitiness.
Nutty Nutpicker said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:49
Rereading, I may have laid it on a little too thick with the typoes, but then again that crowd’s pretty thick so they probably won’t catch on.
Bordo said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:49
There’s no question Debbie Schlussel outweights Pamela Geller by a considerable margin and thus would be the favorite in a “Thrilla of Vanilla,” but if Pammy were to unleash her giant Silicon Chest of Doom upon the young snack gobbler, it would be all over.
In a country crazy enough to showcase Paula Jones vs. Tonya Harding in foxy boxing on prime-time TV, who is to say these two harridans won’t someday be featured in a third-rate wrestling promotion?
Such hateful women. It’s hard to know who is more disgusting.
t4toby said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:50
And… A+ pic, tin-tin.
justme said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:52
Sadly, though I have to agree with the shorter, and that Pammy is a hypocritical, opportunist sack of crumbly dogshit, Lil Debbie is actually going all purity troll on Pammy. Yes, the problem is that Pam is too open minded. I can’t quite call that getting it right.
Wow.
Is there butter on that popcorn? Send it over this way.
justme said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:54
You springing for the brain bleach, buddy?
t4toby said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:56
The butter is way too thick with Trans-Fats. Why not try the bitter tears of wingnuts. It really makes the popcorn sing!
Smut Clyde said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:56
Will there be a booby prize?
Nutty Nutpicker said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:56
” Lil Debbie is actually going all purity troll on Pammy. Yes, the problem is that Pam is too open minded. ”
That may have been what it looked like, but Pam’s already popped up in Debbie’s comments saying the woman was uninvited and never spoke at Pam’s Anti-Jihad Wet T-Shirt Flyover Country Jamboree.
Nutty Nutpicker said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:57
“You springing for the brain bleach, buddy?”
That would be socialist. Bring your own, moocher.
Carrie Prejean's Infrared Schlick Flick Webcam said,
November 17, 2009 at 0:58
You know, if they got all oiled up and wore Instapundit thongs and babydoll tees for a three round match, we could charge admission.
t4toby said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:02
To whom?
justme said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:05
If you held it in a cement mixer, with bowling balls, I’d chip in.
Apologies to whomever I’m stealing imagery from.
Whale Chowder (nee OneMan) said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:09
“…we could charge admission.”
…and we could charge twice as much to get out!
Smut Clyde said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:12
And… A+ pic, tin-tin.
It has a certain Max Ernst vibe. Needs more toilets, though.
t4toby said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:15
wow, smutty. that’s almost as bizarre as the two most preeminent Mooslim haters turning upon each other…
SomeNYGuy said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:20
Didn’t Michael Vick get in trouble for his involvement in something like this?
Matt T. said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:20
My money’s on Pam. Lil’ Debbie’s arguably, pound for pound, one of the most hateful and spiritually ugly denizens of the wingnut-o-sphere, but I don’t think if it ever come to it, she could act on all the filth she spews. She strikes me as the type that goes all Uriah Heep (not the band) if her mouth actually wrote a check that her ass couldn’t catch. I saw her spend most of a Bill Mahr show in heavy pout just because someone disagreed with her, I can’t see her taking a punch.
Pam Geller, however, is crazy as a shit-house rat, and you can see it in her eyes. She looks like she’d not only scratch your face off, but she’d also spend the next six months to five years making your life a living hell. I used to work at this awesome bar/sandwich shop in Gainesville, and at least once a week one of the regular’s ex-significant other would come and flat give that boy seven kinds of hell. About once every two, three months, he’d find a window smashed or a tire sliced or an antenna broken off, and she once through a chair at me for asking her to leave.
I would not want to be in a room with Pam Geller alone. Debbie Schlussler would be a drag on car rides – couldn’t listen to any blues or soul music or hip-hop, probably no Elvis, either – but I wouldn’t fear for my physical safety.
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:22
Don’t cougars have to be attractive?
I think they only have to chase after younger men, but apparently some folks think Pammy’s not bad. I never knew there were so many sight-impaired people on the interbutz but there you are.
I don’t know. I think Debbie would win the fisticuffs (she even talks like a brawler)
Debbie looks like an eyes-closed, face-turned, arm-waving fighter. Pammy looks the same, but she’s nuts, so I’m thinking we’d eventually find her gnawing on Debbie’s bloated corpse, like Delapore over Captain Norrys.
Matt T. said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:24
Didn’t Michael Vick get in trouble for his involvement in something like this?
That’s a horrible thing to say. Never in my life have I ever met a pit bull that wasn’t as sweet as a dog could be if some asshole had’ve left it alone. Debbie and Pam are doing that shit on purpose.
Looch said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:24
Have they started hair pulling yet? Are they throwing drinks at each other? Hey, move over, make some room on the couch, goddamnit. And pass the popcorn.
Looch said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:29
And yeah, I betting on Pammy. As noted, she’d eat the corpse. Debbie’s a bully. Pammy’s a psycho.
Julia Grey said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:32
Bonfire of the Manatees.
Win. With trailing ivy.
EnfantTerrible said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:33
Maybe Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence could be persuaded to use this material in a reunion show of some kind?
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:36
Will there be a booby prize?
Yes, but it will be fake.
It has a certain Max Ernst vibe.
A fine artistic tradition, continued with pride by Margaret Brundage.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:41
Pammy looks the same, but she’s nuts, so I’m thinking we’d eventually find her gnawing on Debbie’s bloated corpse, like Delapore over Captain Norrys.
Well played! I do think, however, that Debbie would be slightly more likely to emulate Delapore in cat-naming conventions.
Honus said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:44
Over at Schlussell-land, she appears to have some harsh words for both Caribou Barbie and Oprah:
So the interview just ended, but before it ended Sarah Palin made a shameless suck up to uber-liberal Oprah, telling her how she was “inspired” by Oprah and “as a working mom” and by “all the obstacles you’ve overcome.” HUH?! Oprah’s a “working mom”? Really? What obstacles? Oprah’s been pandered to and spoiled all her life. Helloooo . . .?
Please excuse the copy paste, bet res ipsa loquitor:
Schlussel was born in 1969 to a family of Polish Jewish descent. Her father, H.L. Schlussel, was.. an ophthalmologist who also served in the United States Army… She became active in politics at an early age, joining the National Teenage Republicans and being named the 1987 Outstanding Teenage Republican. She was a Jack Kemp delegate at the 1988 Republican National Convention and has worked on numerous political campaigns. Schlussel received a BA from the University of Michigan and later earned a JD and MBA from the University of Wisconsin. While at the University of Michigan, she once appeared on an episode of The Morton Downey, Jr Show that was filmed in Detroit, Michigan.
Winfrey was born into poverty in rural Mississippi to a teenage single mother and later raised in an inner-city Milwaukee neighborhood. She experienced considerable hardship during her childhood, including being raped at the age of nine and becoming pregnant at 14; her son died in infancy.[14] Sent to live with the man she calls her father, a barber in Tennessee, Winfrey landed a job in radio while still in high school and began co-anchoring the local evening news at the age of 19.
Which biography passes for “pandered and spoiled all her life” We report, you decide.
Steffivergissmich said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:51
I clicked on the link and, my Dog, Debbie’s writing is bad. It’s worthy of a first week journalism student with very low SAT scores — maybe a legacy appointment to Southwest Missouri State.
I understand wingnut welfare but, damn, even hot conservative blondes have to know how to type — or should sleep with somebody who does.
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 1:54
Ahem.
Steffivergissmich said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:00
Substance,
I stand enlightened, and in awe.
Scott said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:00
I’m thinking we’d eventually find her gnawing on Debbie’s bloated corpse, like Delapore over Captain Norrys.
Nice one. :)
Citizen_X said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:03
the drag version of Iggy Pop
This has mucho Win.
But this,
Bonfire of the Manatees
is even Winnier.
Scott said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:04
Thanks for the blast from the past, Substance. I haven’t heard anything from some of those people in ages. What ever happened to Kaye Grogan?
J— said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:04
You all are being inappropriate. You really are.
Pere Ubu said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:06
NnnnnnnnYYYAhhhCATFIGHT!
/Kramer
Fred E. Ceancis said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:06
OK, wait…
Here’s where I get confused- obviously he/she has no fucking idea what “behooves” means. But where in the hell do you get the cue that this is how you use that word?
Maybe someone told him/her something like “It would behoove you not to call the clerk at the attendance store a raghead”, and he/she was all like, “yeah, I know, why wouldn’t I? AMIRITE GUYS?” and when everyone walked away shaking their heads, he/she was like, “I know, right?”
Case study in why both education AND socialization with your peers should be mandatory.
Fred E. Ceancis said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:08
attendance store… convenience store… uh… right. Is it afternoon already?
Carrie Prejean's Schlick Flick said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:09
As has probably been stated before, it’s not the comeliness of the wingnut lasses that makes them sexy, but the wickedness. You can see it in their eyes.
Not that I’d let myself fall asleep next to one of them, but there sure looks like there’s some serious kink cooped up behind those eyes. (We all know the menfolk in that camp go for the freaky stuff.)
Pere Ubu said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:10
OT: Sergeant Howie is dead. Again.
g said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:11
“It behooves me how we can allow such people into our countr
someody doesn’t know what that word means.
mmy said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:11
That Photoshop fucking wins the Internet.
As for the catfight itself, I can’t pick a winner. Neither one of these women has ever had a decent bone in her body. At Michelle Malkin made sense once or twice immediately after Hurricane Katrina. These two are basically duking it out to see who hates Muslims the most.
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:13
Schlussel was born in 1969
She’s only 40? Her life has obviously been as rough as sleeping on combination corduroy/20-grit sandpaper.
Debbie would be slightly more likely to emulate Delapore in cat-naming conventions.
Yeah, Pammy’s cat would be Raghead, Muzzy, or Camel Humper. Or maybe she’d use the same name but just throw a “Sand” in front.
g said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:14
What, is the Palin’fest at Oprah’s over now? How’d it go, anybody?
Smut Clyde said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:23
Behoof (v.t.) To render sexually appealing to Mickey Kaus.
“Why darling! That pair of fake horns really behooves you!”
Snorghagen said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:29
Possibly. Geller is clearly both more nimble and more deranged… but don’t underestimate the passive-aggressive force of the Schlussel WhiningNasalTwang, which has been shown to be three times as corrosive as 18 molar sulfuric acid. And it becomes especially lethal when combined with the mind-numbing hypnotic power of Debbie’s trademark Flat Affect Deluxe facial expression.
Whale Chowder (nee OneMan) said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:30
g, somewhere above is a linkie to Andrew Sullivan’s liveblog of the event. He’s shocked, shocked, that Oprah didn’t ask hard-hitting journalamism type questions.
I still want her to go onto the Daily Show to flog it.
Her book! Jeez, you guys, get your minds out of the gutter.
chimpevil said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:30
A couple of years ago for xmas my uncle gave me a set of classic SNL DVD’s and I fell in love with Gilda Radner’s stuff. To make Lil Debbie’s f’d-up prose somewhat more palatable, I always imagine it being voiced by Lisa Loopner. Though I suppose that’s pretty insulting to the memory of the wonderful Gilda to associate her in any way with such a soulless, brainless hatemongerer.
Major Kong said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:30
This is sort of like Alien vs Predator.
Steffivergissmich said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:31
How about Peroxymoron(n.) Hot Republican babe.
Tommmcatt said,
November 17, 2009 at 2:41
This is sort of like Alien vs Predator.
Whoever wins, we lose.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:01
Whoever wins, we lo
sel.ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:02
g, here’s Wonkette’s live blog.
4:08 — BARACK OBAMA’S CHILDREN GOT LEFT ALONE! WHY WEREN’T MINE. WHY WEREN’T MY MALIAS AND SASHA’S LEFT ALONE. Probably because he didn’t wear them as a cape every time he appeared in public? Or maybe because he said other things besides “MY KIDS MY KIDS MY KIDS” when explaining his qualifications for president? Meh, let’s just blame Andrew Sullivan.
I lol’ed.
~
Brandi said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:04
I understand wingnut welfare but, damn, even hot conservative blondes have to know how to type
I thought they only had to be handy with the kneepads and mouthwash.
Alex said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:05
Next week on Right-wing Retard Bitch-fights, Kathryn Lopez and Virginia Foxx strip naked and oil up for a mud-wrestling match to the death! This may or may not coincide with the subsequent first annual Burn Your Eyeballs From Out of Their Sockets festival!
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:08
Doesn’t she have a site now where you can download sermons? Maybe I’m hallucinating a relatively recent SN! post.
PopeRatzo said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:10
PS putting my money on Crazy Pammy in a cougar fight.
You’re nuts. Debbie Umlaut has got retard strength, and the benefit of being at least twenty years younger than Geller. Have you ever seen Pammy up close? She looks like she’s wearing Zsa Zsa Gabor’s skin.
When she gets tanned, she really gets “tanned”.
PopeRatzo said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:12
Kathryn Lopez and Virginia Foxx
You better hide all the carpets. I understand they like to gnaw rugs, but not the Persian kind.
Smut Clyde said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:12
I thought they only had to be handy with the kneepads and mouthwash.
One’s handy with the knee-pads; the other’s needy with the hand-pads.
Orphaned punch-line seeks kind caring joke.
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:12
Extra “o” is confusing to dimbulbs like me: Destoroyah (left)
Jennifer said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:18
If this keeps up, there’s gonna be a murder in the trailerpark.
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:24
You’re nuts. Debbie Umlaut has got retard strength, and the benefit of being at least twenty years younger than Geller. Have you ever seen Pammy up close? She looks like she’s wearing Zsa Zsa Gabor’s skin.
Pammy does look like she’s made entirely out of boiled leather, but Debbie doesn’t look much better. She looks locked-up-in-a-sunless-attic-old instead of Pam’s massive-solar-flare-through-a-magnifying-glass-old.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:24
If this keeps up, there’s gonna be a murder in the trailerpark.
Debbie’s body will have “Overfed” scrawled on it.
g said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:25
4:08 — BARACK OBAMA’S CHILDREN GOT LEFT ALONE! WHY WEREN’T MINE. WHY WEREN’T MY MALIAS AND SASHA’S LEFT ALONE. Probably because he didn’t wear them as a cape every time he appeared in public? Or maybe because he said other things besides “MY KIDS MY KIDS MY KIDS” when explaining his qualifications for president? Meh, let’s just blame Andrew Sullivan.
apparently in her book, she repeats the lie that during the campaign, Obama asked the press to leave his kids alone, and the press complied but picked on poor widdle Sarah. In fact what Obama asked the press to do was leave Sarah’s kids alone – this narcissistic professional victim doesn’t even have the decency to write the truth on this point.
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:26
Pam’s got sharper elbows easy.
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:27
Pammy is either 49 or 51. I now also have a ‘phone number for her in Stony Brook. BÖC country. More cowGell!
Now that I’ve got the ages, the question is what are the height & reach of the two contestants?
Pere Ubu said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:32
Stony Brook. BÖC country.
Qua?
(as a former Stony Brook person, well, more Setauket/Port Jeff but it’s all the same area pretty much)
Carrie Prejean's Schlick Flick said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:33
Speakin’ of crazy wingnutjobs…
Judge won’t back down on ‘birther’ Taitz’s $20,000 fine.
Mark my words: She’s gonna smart mouth her way into prison. Then we’ll have a Crazy Women Behind Bars edition of Wingnut Catfights of the Week.
Bitter Scribe said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:33
Geller doesn’t even mention Debbie’s screed anywhere on her site. Maybe she’s too busy worrying about Obama planting cookies on her computer.
Pere Ubu said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:35
Pam’s massive-solar-flare-through-a-magnifying-glass-old
You can actually fry bugs on the sidewalk if you focus a picture of her on them, you know.
noen said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:37
Every day is just like we are back in high school!
noen said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:38
Oh and BTW, I’d bet on Pammycakes winning any fight between the two. Crazy beats stupid any day.
a said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:39
I need a kiddie wading pool and 15 gallons of Jell-O, STAT!
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:54
I now also have a ‘phone number for her in Stony Brook.
Written on a men’s room wall, or in an ad in an alternative weekly?
Inquiring mindsnosy bastards want to know!M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:54
Qua?
The Cultists (at least some) were SUNY SB students before their big break.
May not be the same as being from Stony Brook itself. Lot of town/gown conflict?
Snarla said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:56
First I’ve heard of this Said family murder thingy. I did a Google search and all I got was screeching wingnut sites. Would any of you have a link to an actual news article on this?
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:56
Maybe she’s too busy worrying about Obama planting cookies on her computer.
“I do not know the way of the internets, but it frightens me anyway”
Ezzthetic said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:57
I think she means she made an ass of herself.
Actually, you can see an example of the behooving process in Pinocchio.
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 3:59
No, Google™ “P. G. bio” & click the 123name.com (I think) return. Be nice, just ’cause it’s not long distance for you. Probably not good now anyway, don’t bother people who’ve probably gotten a million calls from fanboys & worse.
There may, of course, be more than one Pamela Geller on LonGuyLand.
Tommmcatt said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:02
Maybe she’s too busy worrying about Obama planting cookies on her computer.
…And amidst the comments, each a predictable screeching wingnut soliloquy about Big Brother and the Evil Hypocrite Muslin President:
Of course, poor Echo41011 is widely ignored…
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:10
Snarla, it happened in January 2008, which may explain why none of Debbie’s links to the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram stories are good now. Their archives seem to go back a yr. & that’s it. Try some cache thing, I s’pose.
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:12
Passive Cache is a fine plug-in for tracking down what was in old links. Only for smarties who use Firefox.
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:15
The Whitehouse.gov site dropped 2 cookies on my plate, both of which were set to expire at the end of session; one was a webtrends standard cookie(WebTrends First Party Cookie) that lets them track page views on the site(how long you stay on a page, etc; the only data in it is a time-stamp), one saying I have javascript enabled so they don’t have to test on every page I load(the only data was “1,” meaning TRUE). In checking, I note I have NINE Fox News cookies, one of which doesn’t expire until 2509.
N__B said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:15
Crazy beats stupid any day.
Which is why Palin is still in the spotlight, while McCain fades into sweet senescence.
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:15
Will I have my flying atomic car by then?
Pere Ubu said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:17
The Cultists (at least some) were SUNY SB students before their big break.
May not be the same as being from Stony Brook itself. Lot of town/gown conflict?
I’ve been on both sides, myself (went to SB for physics, or at least tried to before I found out I was no good at Teh Mathz). I remember the College Repugs there were pretty bad (as in stealing the door off of the campus LGBA group and throwing it in the pond).
(And personally I think the town/gown thing is overrated. Stony Brook was a very open school, at least back in the ’80s. Things may have changed in our new skeered-of-our-shadows post-9/11 Ermerika, though.)
Bitter Scribe said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:19
Actually, you can see an example of the behooving process in Pinocchio.
I’d like to see Orly, Pam and Debbie behooved in the behind by a kick from a horse.
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:19
Yo! #s 4, 5, & 6 here. You have to register to read more.
Huge link: http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=ST&p_theme=st&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&s_dispstring=date(all)&xcal_numdocs=20&p_perpage=10&p_sort=_rank_:D&xcal_ranksort=4&xcal_useweights=yes
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:19
Oh, so she embedded a video from whitehouse.gov and people get whitehouse cookies from her site, then. So she’s ignorant in the ways of the intercookies AND a bandwidth bandit.
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:21
Will I have my flying atomic car by then?
Heck, by then you might even have it paid for.
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:23
Only for smarties who use Firefox
You know who else was all “Don’t be schtupid, be a schmarty?” I bet you do.
Is there going to be a browser war now?
Also, try the Dallas Morning News. (Be careful, Dreher may put a cookie in your devil-box if you’re not all Foxed up.)
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:24
There may, of course, be more than one Pamela Geller on LonGuyLand.
Shirley you meant LawnGuyLand?
~
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:25
Should we get into the SEKRIT COOKIEZ?
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:25
I believe I’ve abused McGravity enough today, but we all know where that flying car is going to come from (out of).
J— said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:34
Would any of you have a link to an actual news article on this?
The Dallas Observer did a lengthy piece on this in June 2008. I haven’t read it, but it’s still up and available.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:36
By 2509 we’ll all be worshipping an atomic bomb in some cave.
~
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:38
Sekrit cookiez scare me.
Topicality is theft: Professor Mustard types:
180º wrong again. They’re in for a big surprise when that aneurysm does happen.
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:39
By 2509 we’ll all be worshipping an atomic bomb in some cave.
~
Ever the optimist.
SomeNYGuy said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:41
By 2509 we’ll all be worshipping an atomic bomb in some cave.
If that entails close proximity to a loinclothed, 35-ish James Franciscus, count me in.
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:42
I’ll betcha the atomic bombs’ll be ambulatory by then.
tigrismus said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:47
And I’ll still have Fox cookies! Or would have iffin I hadn’t deleted them. Oh crap, now my 2509 tea party will be cookie-less.
Pere Ubu said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:48
LEEEEEEeeeennnnnnnnnn GOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYLend!
N__B said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:50
I’ll betcha the atomic bombs’ll be ambulatory by then.
http://www.indyplanet.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=1595
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:55
He looks so sad. Won’t there be drugs for that by then?
N__B said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:59
He looks so sad. Won’t there be drugs for that by then?
I believe he suffers from existential angst because, you know, he’s both a kid and a weapon designed to kill millions of people.
Prozac would probably perk him right up.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:04
I believe he suffers from existential angst because, you know, he’s both a kid and a weapon designed to kill millions of people.
I see, he’s a Randroid.
N__B said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:10
I said “kill,” not “bore.”
noen said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:24
“By 2509 we’ll all be worshipping an atomic bomb in some cave.”
I do so loath bananas though.
Mr. Wonderful said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:25
Late getting here, but Tintin, buy yourself a drink on me for that graphic. This is above and beyond, sir.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:31
I said “kill,” not “bore.”
Touche!
I do so loath bananas though.
Are you an atheist?
Kathleen in Oakland said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:38
hey guys. Amy Alkon made the NYT. You won’t be surprised why.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/fashion/15rude.html
Dr. Archetype said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:38
So I read the piece about the girls. It’s very sad, and very clear that the father was a first class sadistic control freak, not motivated by his religion. Like one of the Muslims in the story says, when Christian fathers do this, they don’t blame his religion.
That doesn’t stop the ‘anti-jihad’ bed wetters from turning these girls into martyrs by shrieking “Muslim honor killing” over and over.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:39
Except when you pull the tab, the contents don’t squirt in your face
I see what you filthy heathens did there.
~
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:41
Actually, I do just that, but maybe it’s just me…NAH!
Dr. Archetype said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:43
“Actually, I do just that, but maybe it’s just me…NAH!”
Yeah, but you’re a Reverend in the Unitarian Jihad so you kinda get to make your own rules.
Lesley said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:47
Late to this party, but aghast at the amount of airbrushing and altering Debbie has done to her web site photo. That is NOT what she looks like (unless she’s undergone considerable plastic surgery since I saw her last).
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:47
I’m w/ Empress Ming on that, actually.
An ex used to live next door to a moron who left his answering machine on at full volume all day, revealing not only the number you’d dialed, but whatever information someone left on the machine to all w/in forty to fifty feet of the open window.
I felt it was a public service when I finally called him & advised he turn it down, in no uncertain terms.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:47
Kathleen, has Amy Alkon promised to remove her blog from the internets yet?
Until then, I call Hypocrite!
~
Gary Ruppert said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:50
The fact is, liberals, SHUTUPSHUTUPSHHSHHSHHUTTTUPP!!!
DIEDIEDIEIDEEEIIIIDEEEEIIIEEEEE!
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 5:54
Fake Gary-no Heartland
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:01
Real Gary was devoured by a swarm of rabid penguins long ago.
~
Pammy Gellah said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:07
How dare she take that tone with me, that bawttle-blawnd ho-ah?
tensor said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:14
So, Tintin, what will you do with the solid-gold intertueben you won with that pic? Even by the lofty standards of S,N!, that is a doozy.
Real Gary was devoured by a swarm of rabid penguins long ago.
Actually, he was trampled to death (or, in the original Wingnut-speak, “behooved”) by Li’l Debbie Snack-cakes.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:21
Pammycakes doesn’t live too far from East Meadow, n’est ce pas?
Smut Clyde said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:35
Will I have my flying atomic car by then?
I want my chicken-powered nuclear mine.
Substance McGravitas said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:37
What could possibly have gone wrong?
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:38
So, the Robot Chicken wasn’t the first poultry-based weapon of mass destruction?
Smut Clyde said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:42
Atomic Rooster. What are they teaching kids these days?
Gary Ruppert said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:42
The fact is, don’t be a faggot.
Smut Clyde said,
November 17, 2009 at 6:45
Speaking of Atomic Rooster, I am still amazed by the fact that the keyboardist from The Crazy World of Arthur Brown was actually crazier than Brown hisself.
Pere Ubu said,
November 17, 2009 at 7:00
Not chicken-involved but still batshit crazy: One of my favorite dumbass Cold War ideas, Project Pluto
Pluto’s namesake was Roman mythology’s ruler of the underworld — seemingly an apt inspiration for a locomotive-size missile that would travel at near-treetop level at three times the speed of sound, tossing out hydrogen bombs as it roared overhead. Pluto’s designers calculated that its shock wave alone might kill people on the ground. Then there was the problem of fallout. In addition to gamma and neutron radiation from the unshielded reactor, Pluto’s nuclear ramjet would spew fission fragments out in its exhaust as it flew by. (One enterprising weaponeer had a plan to turn an obvious peace-time liability into a wartime asset: he suggested flying the radioactive rocket back and forth over the Soviet Union after it had dropped its bombs.)
Anthony said,
November 17, 2009 at 7:08
I’m surprised plans to make a nuke that would burrow through the core of the Earth and pop out the other side haven’t been declassified yet.
jim said,
November 17, 2009 at 7:14
Quite the dilemma here.
There’s just nobody to root for in this thing … at all … so I recommend settling it in a sensible fashion that will also benefit society as a whole: flamethrowers at
twentytenthree paces.handy said,
November 17, 2009 at 7:22
Quite the dilemma here.
No kidding. This is like a Battle of the Bands between Creed and Nickleback. Nobody wins.
Ezzthetic said,
November 17, 2009 at 7:28
Oh behoove!!!
M. Bouffant said,
November 17, 2009 at 7:39
John Ziegler’s Review of Going Rogue
Paragraph the second:
commie atheist said,
November 17, 2009 at 7:40
Is this thing on?
Don’t know if HTML Mencken is still ambulatory, but it appears that his old buddy Josh Trevino is making a comeback as, of all things, “communications director” for Chuck DeVore, who is challenging Carly Fiorina for the Repub nomination for Senate in Cali:
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/gop-senate-candidate-devore-seeks-to-defuse-birtherism-story.php?ref=fpb
Chuck is a birther and a teabagger, so it looks like Josh is still bringing the crazy.
justme said,
November 17, 2009 at 7:56
Actually, I believe he was deported back to his native Mexico.
GregB said,
November 17, 2009 at 7:59
With that said, I was simply blown away by Debbie Schlussels’ headshot photo-shop on almost every level. For many reasons, this is by far the best look and greatest fap-fap inducing achievement by a political figure in my lifetime.
-G
commie atheist said,
November 17, 2009 at 8:00
Thanks a lot, Bouffant. I was just about to turn it for the night, but you just had to post that excerpt.
Keep in mind that in the year and a half before she could have possibly really started writing the book…
Um, John, you really think she had anything to do with writing that book, other than saying a few things out loud to the ghostwriter?
…that she had: given birth to a child with Down Syndrome,
If you say so.
…had her teenage daughter’s unwed pregnancy become world wide news,
Through no fault of Palin’s, of course.
…had her first son sent to Iraq,
Well, it beats going to prison.
…was picked as a VP candidate and was the target of the most inaccurate media coverage in modern history,
Where have you gone, Thomas Eagleton? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo hoo hoo.
…got blamed for losing the race to a man whose election she rightly believes is horrible for our country,
Well, she may not have lost it, but she sure as hell didn’t help win it.
…had rape jokes made about her fourteen-year-old daughter on national television,
Um, sadly, no. It was the world-famous unwed pregnant daughter who had jokes made about her, and it had nothing to do with rape. Sorry; nice try, though.
…and was forced to resign from the governorship of the state she loves because a bunch of losers made it impossible for her to do her job productively.
For all values of “forced” where it means the same as her choosing to quit because mean people kept saying mean things about her ethics. And if those people were “losers,” why did she give in to them so easily and without so much as putting up a fight? She’s a Q-U-I-T-T-E-R, John. Deal with it.
Meh. This is pretty lame, budget-basement-level hagiography. After that orgasmic “blown away” opening, I was expecting much better.
SomeNYGuy said,
November 17, 2009 at 8:09
I’m still disappointed that Palin didn’t use the title I suggested, “The Bitch to Nowhere.”
St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon said,
November 17, 2009 at 8:30
Shirley you meant LawnGuyLand?
I could swear it’s Lonk Eyelan.
Just Alison, aka Snail Joust said,
November 17, 2009 at 8:41
For many reasons, this is by far the best book and greatest literary achievement by a political figure in my lifetime.
Wow. Guy doesn’t get out much, does he?
commie atheist said,
November 17, 2009 at 9:04
Wow. Guy doesn’t get
outlaid much, does he?Fixed.
OneMan said,
November 17, 2009 at 9:08
“Guy doesn’t get out much, does he?”
Well, when you compare it to Archie Comix, it’s quite the literary achievement.
Whale Chowder (nee OneMan) said,
November 17, 2009 at 9:08
Dammit, meant to fix my nym.
justme said,
November 17, 2009 at 10:36
In other news, WOLVERINES!!!
Also, I just want to try this.justme said,
November 17, 2009 at 10:37
For the curious, that was the “del” tag rather than the “strike” tag, and it works.
Woo-hoo.sarah said,
November 17, 2009 at 11:37
wow, kathleen in oakland, that amy alkon sure is…um…mature and awesome, no? i wonder how she’d react if a stranger did the same to her. probably not well.
Mrs Tilton said,
November 17, 2009 at 12:38
…like Delapore over Captain Norrys
Ungl… unl… rrlh… chchch… chunder!
Snarla said,
November 17, 2009 at 13:03
Thank you, M Bouffant and J–
Wow, I’m really impressed with the Dallas Observer.
“Only a monster could do that,” says one of Yaser’s brothers. He points out that when Christian parents kill their children, people rarely blame the killers’ religious beliefs.
Yeah, and the newspapers almost never mention it. I’d like to see them change that policy.
actor212 said,
November 17, 2009 at 15:24
hey guys. Amy Alkon made the NYT. You won’t be surprised why.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/fashion/15rude.html
I emailed this to TinTin, but apparently….*glaring*…TinTin ignored it.
Alkon wrote a scathing piece in Psychology Today.
“Scatching” as in she burns herself worse than her targets.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
November 17, 2009 at 17:01
actor, Tintin ignored my mention of Amy’s book, too.
I think he’s avoiding Amy for mental health reasons.
actor212 said,
November 17, 2009 at 17:55
actor, Tintin ignored my mention of Amy’s book, too.
Oh great! I’m about as authoritative a source as a shambler!
AnneS said,
November 17, 2009 at 18:13
“And my contribution
This is a sad post to see. Pam posted here to replay to you people but your are too smart too see that Pam nevre had the Said lady even though the poster said the Said lady would be there. It was a misprint or misrepentance anyway like Pam said Jews should stick together. Debbie and Pam need to kiss and make up. With lots of kissing and make up.”
You rated a response from Schlusseless including this line, “I don’t like liars. I don’t like fools who fall for their obvious BS (ie., you, who are her reader, not mine) worse. DS”
Brian X said,
November 18, 2009 at 9:50
Pass-around Pammy is actually modestly attractive, if you go for the skanky botoxed cougar look. But she’s such a stark raving lunatic that what looks she does have are wasted. Curvy as an Arizona mountain road, but after listening to her bullshit I’d want to drive over the guard rail.
And didn’t I hear somewhere that she’s a Holocaust denier? How the fuck…