Comments on: Their Memories Are Even Shorter Than Their Johnsons http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998594 actor212 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:31:39 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998594 <i>Apparently, that kissing image is a bit doctored</i> Not doctored. Just a bad angle. You can see that Bush's mouth is either behind the Prince's lips or has been chewed off. Apparently, that kissing image is a bit doctored

Not doctored. Just a bad angle. You can see that Bush’s mouth is either behind the Prince’s lips or has been chewed off.

]]> By: justme http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998592 justme Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:30:07 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998592 Hrrrmmm. A hearty and belated mea culpa here. Apparently, that kissing image is a bit doctored. <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-april-27-2005/gorgeous-flowers" rel="nofollow">The footage shows a two-cheek kiss</a>, not one so likely to involve tongues. Looks like someone tightened up the distance a bit. My apologies to Scott, but I thought he meant the whole episode was phony. Hrrrmmm. A hearty and belated mea culpa here. Apparently, that kissing image is a bit doctored. The footage shows a two-cheek kiss, not one so likely to involve tongues. Looks like someone tightened up the distance a bit.

My apologies to Scott, but I thought he meant the whole episode was phony.

]]> By: Carrie Prejean's Infrared Schlick Flick Webcam http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998588 Carrie Prejean's Infrared Schlick Flick Webcam Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:16:23 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998588 <i>Does it count as a sex tape if the lights were off during filming?</i> Yes. Does it count as a sex tape if the lights were off during filming?

Yes.

]]> By: cleek http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998507 cleek Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:27:22 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998507 <a href="http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2009/11/the-boy-king-where-do-o-bow-now.html?cid=6a00d83451c1db69e2012875a1af64970c#comment-6a00d83451c1db69e2012875a1af64970c" rel="nofollow">ahem</a>. ahem.

]]> By: Vacuumslayer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998474 Vacuumslayer Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:31:49 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998474 El Cid said, November 15, 2009 at 0:42 President Chuck Norris would great all foreign leaders with a roundhouse kick to their head before jumping out of the big bay window as the house exploded behind him. " as he leisurely walks away? El Cid said,
November 15, 2009 at 0:42

President Chuck Norris would great all foreign leaders with a roundhouse kick to their head before jumping out of the big bay window as the house exploded behind him.
”

as he leisurely walks away?

]]> By: Vacuumslayer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998472 Vacuumslayer Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:26:16 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998472 Also: quit pretending you don't think the second pic is hawt. Also: quit pretending you don’t think the second pic is hawt.

]]> By: Vacuumslayer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998471 Vacuumslayer Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:23:21 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998471 Hey assholes, leave Hello Kitty out of this. Hey assholes, leave Hello Kitty out of this.

]]> By: zombie rotten mcdonald http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998458 zombie rotten mcdonald Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:07:20 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998458 Neo Office? Does clippy have a shag haircut and say 'duuuuude' a lot? Neo Office?

Does clippy have a shag haircut and say ‘duuuuude’ a lot?

]]> By: a concerned citizen http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998438 a concerned citizen Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:57:47 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998438 <em>On another note, it occurred to me that people don’t want Shalid Cake Mohammed to have a trial because recent events have shown that anyone who says “I don’t recall” enough times gets off scot free. I hope KSM tries it, if only for the irony.</em> And then after being acquitted he, OJ Simpson and Alberto Gonzales go on to become co-hosts of a remake of the game show <em>To Tell The Truth</em> -- Flying Spagetti Mohammed the Simon Cowell of the group; OJ Simpson the Randy Jackson, and naturally Alberto, the Paula Abdul. (Fun fact: in the mid '90's, Alberto Gonzalez also cut a record with MC Skat Kat. Fun non-fact: in Lithalobonian, a language I just invented, the word for moat is <em>kat</em>, meaning MC Skat Kat translates over there as "MC Shit Moat".) On another note, it occurred to me that people don’t want Shalid Cake Mohammed to have a trial because recent events have shown that anyone who says “I don’t recall” enough times gets off scot free.

I hope KSM tries it, if only for the irony.

And then after being acquitted he, OJ Simpson and Alberto Gonzales go on to become co-hosts of a remake of the game show To Tell The Truth — Flying Spagetti Mohammed the Simon Cowell of the group; OJ Simpson the Randy Jackson, and naturally Alberto, the Paula Abdul. (Fun fact: in the mid ’90′s, Alberto Gonzalez also cut a record with MC Skat Kat. Fun non-fact: in Lithalobonian, a language I just invented, the word for moat is kat, meaning MC Skat Kat translates over there as “MC Shit Moat”.)

]]> By: a concerned citizen http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998436 a concerned citizen Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:44:56 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998436 <em>Does it count as a sex tape if the lights were off during filming? We’re an inhibited lot in NZ.</em> A sex mixtape? Does it count as a sex tape if the lights were off during filming? We’re an inhibited lot in NZ.

A sex mixtape?

]]> By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998435 St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:43:18 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998435 As I understand it, lights off is practically necessary at this stage for a sex tape to be worth anything. Personally, I blame the militarization of our culture for the night-vision video fetish. As I understand it, lights off is practically necessary at this stage for a sex tape to be worth anything. Personally, I blame the militarization of our culture for the night-vision video fetish.

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998433 Smut Clyde Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:30:35 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998433 Does it count as a sex tape if the lights were off during filming? We're an inhibited lot in NZ. Does it count as a sex tape if the lights were off during filming?
We’re an inhibited lot in NZ.

]]> By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998432 St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:22:30 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998432 Y'know, the weirdest thing is that if I wasn't paying attention to places like Sadly, No or Crooks & Liars, people like Prejean and Palin would be completely gone from my memory. Maybe this is something to do with the quick pace by which I repress memories though, but seriously, Palin's basically rendered herself as culturally inert as Tila Tequila. And a sex tape? Fuuuuuck, who doesn't have a sex tape now? Y’know, the weirdest thing is that if I wasn’t paying attention to places like Sadly, No or Crooks & Liars, people like Prejean and Palin would be completely gone from my memory.

Maybe this is something to do with the quick pace by which I repress memories though, but seriously, Palin’s basically rendered herself as culturally inert as Tila Tequila.

And a sex tape? Fuuuuuck, who doesn’t have a sex tape now?

]]> By: J Neo Marvin http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998430 J Neo Marvin Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:16:17 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998430 <i>He seems strangely lacking in basic education like geography, government and economics but is well steeped in marxism, socialism and communism.</i> Wait a minute. You say Obama is ignorant of geography now? Did I miss some shocking gaffe on the level of...oh, for instance, Fox News showing a graphic labeling Iraq as "Egypt"? How did I miss this? Somehow I get the slight suspicion that this commenter doesn't know jackshit about geography. Or Communism, either. He seems strangely lacking in basic education like geography, government and economics but is well steeped in marxism, socialism and communism.

Wait a minute. You say Obama is ignorant of geography now? Did I miss some shocking gaffe on the level of…oh, for instance, Fox News showing a graphic labeling Iraq as “Egypt”? How did I miss this?

Somehow I get the slight suspicion that this commenter doesn’t know jackshit about geography. Or Communism, either.

]]> By: Substance McGravitas http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998428 Substance McGravitas Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:03:49 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998428 Yes. For Mac there's NeoOffice which is a little easier on the eye. Yes. For Mac there’s NeoOffice which is a little easier on the eye.

]]> By: zombie rotten mcdonald http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998424 zombie rotten mcdonald Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:46:43 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998424 The only thing I use Word for is specification writing, the specs use macros to simplify the process. Does OO support basic macros? The only thing I use Word for is specification writing, the specs use macros to simplify the process. Does OO support basic macros?

]]> By: Snowwy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998400 Snowwy Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:54:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998400 ShitMoat Timeshares Inc., LLC: Dude/ette, I am going to record that commerical, just because I can. ShitMoat Timeshares Inc., LLC:

Dude/ette, I am going to record that commerical, just because I can.

]]> By: gilead http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998391 gilead Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:33:54 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998391 I too use Open Office. It is in some ways better than the MSFT stuff, in some ways MSFT is better. But they are comparable and mostly compatible. I too use Open Office. It is in some ways better than the MSFT stuff, in some ways MSFT is better. But they are comparable and mostly compatible.

]]> By: bayville http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998390 bayville Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:27:20 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998390 Hugh Hewitt says, "Who is that creepy guy kissing the Sheik and bowing to the Pope? He must be one of those San Francisco, radical leftist Dummocrats.'' Hugh Hewitt says, “Who is that creepy guy kissing the Sheik and bowing to the Pope? He must be one of those San Francisco, radical leftist Dummocrats.”

]]> By: ShitMoat Timeshares Inc., LLC http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26472.html#comment-998385 ShitMoat Timeshares Inc., LLC Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:58:05 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=26472#comment-998385 I'm sorry, there will be free 'Hello Scatty' balloons for the kids! I’m sorry, there will be free ‘Hello Scatty’ balloons for the kids!

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