We Have Always Been At War With East Atrios

ATTACK!

 

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Get those people off my lawn!

 
 

Wait, are you trying to win with quality offerings? That is not very anti-social of you.

 
 

That, sir, is the Devil’s music.

 
 

The Red State Trike Force has failed to save us all from the Communist threat in Honduras.

They should work on a more local level- say, interfering with Kindergarten Teachers indoctrinating our youth with the concept of “sharing”, knocking over mailboxes to protest socialized mail delivery, that sort of thing.

 
 

Wait, are you trying to win with quality offerings?

That is what in war we call a ‘feint’ my friend.

 
 

I want more of that music baby.

 
 

That is what in war we call a ‘feint’ my friend.

Soooooooooooo, next comes a video of Peggy Noonan and David Brooks singing “The Lonely Goatherd”?
~

 
 

Get those people off my lawn!

And please keep them away from my Applebee’s salad bar, also.

 
 

Bolt the doors! They’re coming for the m************* iced tea!

 
 

That is what in war we call a ‘feint’ my friend.
Here I was, thinking it was a ‘gambit’.

Soooooooooooo, next comes a video of Peggy Noonan and David Brooks singing “The Lonely Feinting Goatherd”?
Fickled.

 
 

The video is great. A good friend’s b’day is Sunday and the link lead me to this which is perfect…..

 
The Truth About Cats And Dogs
 

This is Obama’s America right here. We didn’t learn from Zimbabwe. I hope you libs are happy.

 
 

Peggy Noonan and David Brooks singing “The Lonely Goatherd”?

That poor goatherd. He must not know there are wonderful ways to deal with that loneliness, right there in front of him.

 
 

The Red State Trike Force has failed to save us all from the Communist threat in Honduras.

They should try sending Zelaya fake dog poop in the mail. That will turn things around, I’m sure.

 
 

That’s quite a feint. The video is from the Wattstax film, Rufus’ Thomas’ “Funky Chicken” performance.

 
 

Ignore the apostrophe after “Rufus.” Don’t ignore Wattstax.

 
 

It’s good and here is how we did it in the UK. Oh to be able to create hyperlinks..

 
 

Soooooooooooo, next comes a video of Peggy Noonan and David Brooks singing “The Lonely Feinting Goatherd”?

Or Charles Krauthammer doing the Funky Chicken?

Yes, yes, it’s in poor taste. Very poor taste. But so what? Fuck him. He’s an asshole.

 
 

To the GUILLOTINES!!!!!

 
 

Jennifer has not been sufficiently banned lately.

 
 

Not many people know about the episode during the French Revolution when Marquis Citizen Sade was appointed to head a Judicial Tribunal after he was released from the Bastille. Unwilling to impose the death penalty upon the victims of revolutionary justice, he instead made a point of sentencing them to the Guillemot.

“J’egret rien!” he shouted, as he was led away to Charenton Asylum.

 
 

De Sade sentenced them to an indie band?

 
 

he instead made a point of sentencing them to the Guillemot.

So he said the whole thing was for the birds, then?

 
 

Or Charles Krauthammer doing the Funky Chicken?

Oh, my.

Tasteless, you say? Perhaps so, but think of the lulz, Looch.

Think of the lulz.

 
 

«To the guillmets!» the judge commanded.

 
 

«To the guillmets!» the judge commanded.

Smarty pants.

 
 

OT: Isn’t “Grrl” a somewhat punk rock rendering of the word? Where’s Der Fool?

 
 

Jennifer has not been sufficiently banned lately.

That’s what I love about this place – the low standards. ba-doop-bomp

But seriously…if it’s an Atrios war, just the mention of the word “guillotine” is the nuclear option – it puts him immediately on the fainting couch.

 
 

Imagine what would happen if somebody – some unscrupulous, non-dead person, I would imagine – mentioned humorless dildos.

 
 

Or, heaven forbid…foreskins.

 
 

Or someone’s mom.

 
 

Man, I sure do love me some brussels sprouts.

 
 

I think we’re supposed to be flaming the other guys, not our own guys.

 
 

some brussels sprouts.

GAAAH! Mutant miniature cabbages! Trigger! Trigger!

 
 

I think we’re supposed to be flaming the other guys, not our own guys.

Wha?

GAAAH! Mutant miniature cabbages! Trigger! Trigger!

I mean, this looks like it could be fun.

 
 

What is this, the Official Sadly, No! In-Joke Thread?

Don’t make me get the Big Sammiches.

 
 

Don’t forget the Shit Moats.

 
 

What is this, the Official Sadly, No! In-Joke Thread?

It’s the Foo Thread. We will joke in ever decreasing circles until we laugh up our own assholes.

 
 

re: feinting goats

Every time I drive north on I-380 past Waverly, Iowa, I see a sign for a restaurant named the Fainting Goat. Due to poor eyesight, an unclear font, or a dirty mind, however, it always looks like the Farting Goat.

 
 

“….and then someone mentioned how they had been raped by brussels sprouts, while broccoli stood in the corner, pointing and laughing. Then this crazy music started playing, this little guy ripped open a can of spinach with his teeth, and everything went black….”

 
 

Center Bottom Grrrrrill met Brussels Sprout at a really cool party and will tell us of the encounter when she’s done making out with her cat.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

That’s what I love about this place – the low standards. ba-doop-bomp

High brow/Low standards.

I see a sign for a restaurant named the Fainting Goat.

Fainting goats– I read somewhere (can’t be arsed looking for the link-channeling Pantload here) that they were often used to “take one for the team” by sheep ranchers who had to deal with predators. Now, Micky Kaus (another predator) uses them for his pleasure, as the goats cannot evade him when he’s on the prowl.

 
 

until we laugh up our own assholes.

Sounds like it would tickle.

You sick bastard.

 
 

Now, Micky Kaus (another predator) uses them for his pleasure, as the goats cannot evade him when he’s on the prowl.

Why would a goat want to evade somebody who wants to blow them?

 
Self-Referential Coach Urban Meyer
 

Ba-doodle-doo-yeah, looney libs! The Cool Coach is here to serve up a SPREAD of “Ba-doodle-doo-yeah, looney libs! The Cool Coach is here to serve up a SPREAD of ‘Ba-doodle-doo-yeah, looney libs! The Cool Coach is here to serve up a SPREAD of “Ba-doodle-doo-yeah, looney libs! The Cool Coach is here to serve up a SPREAD of ‘Ba-doodle-…’…”…’…”…

 
 

Now all we need is Brandi to come by to complain about the childish self-referential PENIS jokes.

 
 

I see you immature kids can’t stop feeding the PENIS again.

 
 

DKW on your mom’s humorless dildo in a foreskin suit and eating a Brussels sprout sandwich* at the mall?

*TOO MANY VEGETABLES.

 
 

Any of youse libs hearn of a movie callt “Drag me to Hell”? Dat Sam Raimi is one (p)fat director.

Should dat qwestion mark’ve gone inside the quotes?

 
 

Wattstax is already on my Netflix queue. Looks like I need to bump it up to the top.

 
 

I see you immature kids can’t stop feeding the PENIS again.

Time to sink the boats.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Why would a goat want to evade somebody who wants to blow them?

He’s toothy. Veiled tw00fie reference.

 
 

Brussels sprouts are not technically a vegetable. They are a partly-squamous, partly-rugous form taken by primordial ooze that has seeped through from one of the parallel dimensions.

 
 

That’s why they’re so tasty!

 
 

Needs more cilantro.

 
 

The brussels sprouts. Goat meat is bad enough to inspire vegetarianism all by itself.

 
 

Goat meat is bad enough to inspire vegetarianism all by itself.

Mickey Kaus blows carrots?

 
 

Something about someone’s tilting wineglass. I’m sure someone will remember her name.

 
 

Looks like I need to bump it up to the top.

You should. It’s fucking awesome. Dig the hair.

 
 

Goat meat is bad enough to inspire vegetarianism all by itself.

Pee. Shaw. You just haven’t found a good enough Indian restaurant.

 
 

Goat meat is bad enough to inspire vegetarianism all by itself.

Pee. Shaw. You just haven’t found a good enough Indian restaurant.

Or had it properly barbecued in the ground. That’s some pretty good eatin’.

 
 

Or had it properly barbecued in the ground. That’s some pretty good eatin’.

Island food, mon. Goat Roti.

 
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
 

Goat Roti.

There’s a taqueria here in town that does a fine birria with goat meat. Yumma!

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

Ain’t you the most capricious crew. A round of kohlrabi and wheatgrass for the house!

 
 

What is this, the Official Sadly, No! In-Joke Thread?
Needs more limericks, more haiku and more cowbell BOC lyrics.

 
 

Tasmanian men
Seek to mate with a hen
When the nanny goat’s off in the bush
But New Zealanders keep
A tight leash on their sheep
For they’re fond of the woolier tush

 
 

Tell me that you like it!

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Creed got back together. Any truth to the rumor they’re doing punk rock this time around?

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Tell me that you like it!

One of the best songs ever. Rufus guy is rockin’ a short-scale Fender Mustang. That takes some balls.

Also

 
 

Not Funky, but it works with the title to this post

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Not Funky, but it works with the title to this post

I never figured Eddie Munster for prog.

 
 

Also works with the title plus more Chaka Khan.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

If Atrios gets your back to the wall, only one thing to do

h/t SMcG

 
 

“Secret English court seizes billions in assets from the mentally impaired”

http://joshfulton.blogspot.com/2009/10/secret-english-court-seizes-assets-of.html

 
 

May not win the thread, but wins the war.

 
 

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