Comments on: Now We Know Why Dobson Beat His Weiner Dog

By: Desert Rat

Desert Rat — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:52:41 +0000

I love how these assclowns automatically assume that just because conservatives are procreating in greater numbers (which I doubt, but let’s with it for a moment), they automatically assume that the kids are going to lay offerings at the shrine of St. Ronald of Reagan, be straight, conservative and religious.

I’m straight, but I came out of a conservative family as a bomb-throwing liberal atheist.

By: The Rainbow Batman Has Very Strong Suspicions About What Bill Donohue Has On His Hard Drive

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:33:09 +0000

Is WaPo and the NYT seriously racing to the bottom? Is that the real deal? Despite my wholly rational reluctance, I had to see if he really did cite Mel Gibson as a positive example, even after he kicked his wife of many years to the curb and bragged about impregnating his young-enough-to-be-his-daughter-by-a-comfortable-margin girlfriend on a talk show. Yup, he sure did. And this guy fancies himself the representative of Catholics in America. Gays couldn’t destroy Catholicism even if they wanted to; the line behind its self-professed defenders would be way too long.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:27:48 +0000

“The pinnacle of secular terrorism has now become a gay man walking his dog back and forth between the bath house and the abortion clinic.”

This made me laugh a lot. Great line!

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:32:42 +0000

LittlePig sto spizziti!

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:51:47 +0000

What’s a Greek urn?

About a hundred drachmas a week [rimshot]

Hey, somebody had to do it.

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:02:13 +0000

have to love those non-traditional Catholic Latinos. Sure there was a scary time when the Republicans looked like they might appeal to them but… no, they fucked up and let the base’s racism scare them over to democracy.

Ha ha.

By: Actually

Actually — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:45:57 +0000

Time, it seems, is on the side of the angels

If by “angels” you mean “brown-skinned immigrants who breed like voles and vote Democratic” then yes, that is correct.

By: satch

satch — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:31:01 +0000

“Christ, this shit appeared in the Washington Post?” No matter what insane batshit appears in the W/P, thanks to Woodward and Bernstein’s less than gentlemanly treatment of Richard Nixon thirty-odd years ago, it will always and forever be known as “The Liberal Washington Post”.

By: Davis

Davis — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:27:48 +0000

Did Mr. Donohue just approve of abortions if it’s limited to liberals?

By: DAS

DAS — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:50:18 +0000

LD, you missed the key sentence:

“Female rabbits do not actually ovulate until after breeding”

This explains a key mis-understanding of the reality-based community. In the reality-based community, we look at anti-abortion and anti-birth control rhetoric and think “well, don’t that make God the biggest murderer of them all — because so many fertilized eggs just fail to implant and anyway, if you aren’t taking the pill, one egg a month (or so) gets ‘wasted’”. But the thing is, conservative women, breeding like rabbits, actually don’t ovulate until after breeding. Thus, unless they were to be on the pill or have an abortion, no egg gets wasted nor fertilized egg distroyed in an “act of God”.

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:13:39 +0000

Wait, so the defense against the Catholic Church being oppressive is that it’s being overrun by secularists that Bill Donahue does nothing but rail against as servants of the Devil, and if he and his were in power, then we’d see some fucking oppression?

I’m not sure Bill actually understands who’s side he’s on.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:06:43 +0000

You know, when I see online pics of naughty Greek urns
What’s a Greek urn?

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:05:58 +0000

N__B said,

October 25, 2009 at 1:28 (kill)

they’re too busy walking their dogs

Veiled masturbation with yo-yo reference.

Kinky engineers are TROUBLE, I tells ya.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:51:58 +0000

Read the column

Thanks, but no.

art exhibits that show naughty bits threaten to bring the Church of Rome to its knees (insert altar boy joke here).

You know, when I see online pics of naughty Greek urns*, very often the description notes the urns are in the Vatican collection. It also seems the naughtier the urn the more likely that is to be true.

*it’s for RESEARCH. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

By: Nosfer-Blart-Two

Nosfer-Blart-Two — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:48:19 +0000

My favorite movie about Gomorra was the one where he battled Baragon.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:32:39 +0000

Why on earth do they assume that kids will be the same as their parents? Most people I know make a point of NOT being like their parents. It’s a rare family where the kids don’t rebell against their raising.

The ratio of godless commies to born-again plutophiles among my siblings is 5:1. Poor, poor quiver-full fundie parents. :-)

By: Plague victim

Plague victim — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:18:00 +0000

Against dogs? Why does William Donohue hate St Roche?

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:01:24 +0000

Were it not for Mel Gibson, there would have been no “Passion of the Christ.” I'm confused. Is Mel Pontius Pilate or Caiaphas? practicing responsible family planning is for pussies. Well, yeah, that and dicks. Our three chief weapons are perversion, blasphemy, secular terrorism and an almost pathological hatred of the Pope. And math! *Bonus Q: What was an inhabitant of Gomorra called? Dead.

By: Willy

Willy — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:08:02 +0000

Just so Tintin knows it was caught:

Pius LXIX….*snerk*

By: Willy

Willy — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 12:43:39 +0000

[...]sexual libertines seek to upend the cultural order by attacking religion[...]

There’s a Cultural Order and religion is the keeper of it? Fucking little church boys, telling them God’ll get them if they tell, and transferring their troubles to a new, unsuspecting diocese are ways of keeping the Cultural Order?

Ya learn something new every day.<=== (definitely NOT a part of the Cultural Order.)