Apr
19

Fixing the Internet




Posted at 6:56 by Gavin M.

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24 Comments »

  1. elendil said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:19

    Okay, I give up…

  2. melior (in Austin) said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:26

    The crucifixion was a murder, and lgf is a death cult.

  3. Gavin M. said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:29

    Maybe this isn’t the super all-time best Fixing The Internet…

  4. Gavin M. said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:31

    You could pretty much affix ‘Death Cult Calls For Murder’ on any one of their posts. It’s what they do over there.

  5. elendil said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:31

    Ah. I see.

  6. Gavin M. said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:32

    Melior’s idea is better.

  7. Pinko Punko said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:39

    The Cake shout out to BLT? The Cheech and Chong? The f***ing usual ass wasteland of emptiness Chazmo Galmour shot?

    This is the HEIGHT of subtlely. I cosider the internet fixed, if only for a moment!

  8. Fulsome said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:41

    I can’t believe your photoshop include the PJM logo. NY Law Firm is gonna hear about this…

  9. elendil said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:42

    You could pretty much affix ‘Death Cult Calls For Murder’ on any one of their posts.

    Heh, they sure are a special kind of wingnut. You have to wonder about the sort of fellow who needs to give himself a moniker like “Iron Fist”. Hrm, quite. And I’m sure it has an “Iron Grip” as well.

  10. Gary Ruppert said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:46

    All the “fixing” in the world can’t hide the fact that we’re up against a death cult in this War on Terror

  11. melior (in Austin) said,

    April 19, 2006 at 7:54

    Change your underwear, Gary.

  12. Big Worm said,

    April 19, 2006 at 8:06

    Death cult?

    http://www.indianajones.com/marshall/character/molaram/

  13. Worst. President. Ever. said,

    April 19, 2006 at 8:37

    All the “fixing” in the world can’t hide the fact that we’re up against a death cult in this War on Terror

    …so get your chickenhawk ass over to ‘Raq immediately, boy!

  14. Fulsome said,

    April 19, 2006 at 8:43

    Guess we better start being a death cult then too. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

  15. John said,

    April 19, 2006 at 9:56

    This was just a cheap excuse to get that “I like Brad best!” logo in there “accidentally in the foreground,” wasn’t it?

  16. jeff-perado said,

    April 19, 2006 at 11:39

    HEH HEH HEH

    “iron fist”

    “beat em”

    “gary”

    “chickenhawk ass”

    What is this, a jerk-off thread??

    Why wasn’t I invited, I gots me some lube, ‘nex, and an itchy right hand….

  17. Jillian said,

    April 19, 2006 at 14:10

    Awww…………it’s not true that we like Brad best.

    We like Brad differently.

    I’m with Pinko Punko on this one…this is the internet from the alternate universe – the universe where lgf makes sense.

  18. Michael Bérubé said,

    April 19, 2006 at 15:05

    I’m thinking of writing a manifesto criticizing everyone who makes apologies for beach volleyball and the Iraqi “resistance.” Anyone in?

  19. Dan Someone said,

    April 19, 2006 at 15:40

    Gary, it’s a “war” of one death cult against another. Personally, I would prefer not to be caught in the middle, so could you and your president please go somewhere else to do it?

    Also, I like Brad, but not that way.

  20. Mal de mer said,

    April 19, 2006 at 16:07

    Actually, the death-cult war is really only one-sided in any material way. The side that thinks it can control strategic resources by interefering with the self-determination of other people has a death wish.

    …oh, God…now look what the silly Gary has made me do. I’ve had to indulge his insanity to re-assert my own sense of rationality. Yuck.

  21. teh l4m3 said,

    April 19, 2006 at 16:32

    I still say you ought to have fixed it with Malkin’s mug… “Calls for murder” indeed.

  22. Steve M. said,

    April 19, 2006 at 17:04

    “Earache My Eye”? Whoa! Intense!

  23. mikey said,

    April 19, 2006 at 18:22

    What the HELL is it with today? Gavin broke the internet. Gary’s just phoning this one in. Scotty McClellan came out–and resigned. Jillian suggests the possibility of an alternate universe where LGF would make sense. Mal de mer is trying to engage Gary in rational debate. Brad is nowhere to be found. Know what? I’m going back to bed…

    mikey

  24. norbizness said,

    April 19, 2006 at 18:49

    Remember that The Cult used to be known as “Southern Death Cult.” Time to ask Ian Astbury what’s up. Once he’s transported to Guantanamo and his resistances are worn down by rice pilaf n’ chicken.

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