Comments on: Teh AWESOME

By: deering

deering — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:13:56 +0000

Hmm…

Watchmen/Mighty Heroes.

By: beardog66

beardog66 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:27:38 +0000

And now we know what wingnuts like to read while they masturbate.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:31:05 +0000

“Awful”?

By: Squirrelgripper

Squirrelgripper — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:49:35 +0000

So now we know what Fox News Fan-Fic looks like. Is there a compund word that simultaneously covers “awesome” and “disturbing”?

By: Pope Disturban the Vth

Pope Disturban the Vth — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:49:18 +0000

On the off-chance there’s any “Sane Conservatives” reading all this and shaking their heads in disgust, just remember:

This piece of revenge-porn is what you ALL look like to the rest of the world. Not a pleasant thought, I know.

By: jim

jim — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:57:43 +0000

Jennifer said,

October 17, 2009 at 4:08

them thar neocon right-to-lifers sure do seem to keep going in for instituting mandatory abortions & involuntary sterilization & such like hijinx when it helps them to milk the proverbial cash-cow, huh

LOL DROPPING PARADOX

By: jim

jim — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:30:44 +0000

Commenting in Majestic Shoggoth-Devourer Motherfuckin’ Thread!

Damn my fairness for pwning me yet again – I wanted to make some sort of jocose additional comment about this, but I prefer to try to get my head informed before I blither about something … which led me to commit a DNFCI* violation.

Okay, so in other words I actually sacrificed some precious interwebs-porno-time up & watched a bunch of the YouTubery of this bitch … & blazing bollocks, does it gargle chancrenous hyena-dicks shockingly hard or what? This poor ziggurat of floaters is such weak piss from the ground up that (no term or simile is adequate to complete this sentence that can accurately convey its weakpissedness).

I think I’d've even found this pretty suck-o-delic back in the days of Joust & Rampage – I’m chagrined to note that that’s 30-plus years ago now. Looks almost like teh warez were done up on an old Geo from back then to boot. The hyperventilating man-bitch that’s narrating it is a real fine piece of work too. Gack & blecch!

Yeah, they can now join the ranks of The Draining-All-The-”Action”-Out-Of-Action-Games Brotherhood with pride.
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*Do NOT Fucking Click It

By: John D.

John D. — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:34:10 +0000

Can anyone imagine the never-ending howls of outrage from the right had some entrpreneurial liberal created a different version of this “game”? In which, say, Rush Limabugh sends out his legion of brainwashed, dittohead zombie slaves in a post-apocalyptic world, and the remaining ‘normals’ have to hack and slash their way through the right wing zombie cannon fodder in order to ‘win’? I envision the Final Boss Battle on each level of the game would feature some grotesquerie based on all the usual subjects: Michelle Malkkkin, say, would be the final enemy required to be defeated (i.e. violently annihilated) on Level 1, Bobo Brooks on Level 2, and so on. The Final Level could be FAUX “News” Headquarters, with Rupert Murdoch himself as the Ultimate Boss Villain to be crushed.

And it’s all very graphicly and bloodily ultra-violent.

Can anyone imagine how our friends on the right would have responded to that?

By: g

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:43:14 +0000

And in the Old Slave Mart down in Charleston there were Black Women with booths selling homemade jewelry

I love Charleston, despite it’s slave-market heritage. But the fact is, that building that most people think is the Old Slave Market isn’t the old slave market. It’s just a market building. TThe slave market was elsewhere, and isn’t on the main tourist drag.

I bought handmade sweetgrass baskets from a black woman there, and quite a wonderful piece of art and handicraft it was.

By: actor212

actor212 — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:00:18 +0000

Do we wait until one of these losers takes a shot at someone, maybe even their primary target, the President? Or should the Secret Service be tracking these numbskulls down and putting them under a supermax somewhere far to the south!

Sadly, for the good of the country, I’d rather the former than the latter.

Because one day, another conservative will run the country, and I don’t like picking up soap in the prison shower.

Careful what you wish for.

By: Realist

Realist — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:40:19 +0000

Also, shitty programming:

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By: Realist

Realist — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:30:40 +0000

the refusal of most United States military branches to obey orders to fire upon American citizens Like they did at Kent State and Waco? For some reason, this game reminds me of McDoe.

By: Newbie McNoob

Newbie McNoob — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:45:47 +0000

Was there ever a chia Bush? And did I just set up a not-so-veiled vagina reference?

By: Stag Held’s Truncheon

Stag Held’s Truncheon — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:43:19 +0000

it rocks out with its NOT SO VEILED PENIS REFERENCE out.

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

By: justme

justme — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:15:19 +0000

Thinking about it, I have a vague memory of a chia Clinton, too.

Regardless, the commercial is so incredibly ham-fisted, it makes me cynical about cynicism.

Bleah.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:05:44 +0000

It’s not our freedoms they hate us for, it’s our hideous taste.

The TV commercial I just saw for that nearly lost me my dinner.

It looks exactly like a sketch Bill Maher would do at the start of his show.

By: justme

justme — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 06:57:51 +0000

OT, but c’mon, we have topics here?

It’s not our freedoms they hate us for, it’s our hideous taste.

The TV commercial I just saw for that nearly lost me my dinner.

By: Interrobang

Interrobang — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 06:28:09 +0000

I own a copy of The Iron Dream and it fucking kicks ass. I read it about a year and a half after reading Mein Kampf, and Spinrad nails it. The NOT SO VEILED PENIS REFERENCES and excessive use of the word "flinders" will have you howling, if you know your Hitler. Spinrad had to have dented, scratched, folded, spindled, and mutilated his brain to write the thing, but it rocks out with its NOT SO VEILED PENIS REFERENCE out. (His other metric-fuckloads-of-ass-kicking novel is The Mind Game, which is a Chuck Norris-sized spit in the eye of Scientology. Scientology is the only entity in this or any other universe crazy enough to spit back in Chuck Norris' eye.) I'm also not just saying that because the crazy mofo praised something I wrote, either.

By: The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 06:10:35 +0000

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M. Bouffant said,

October 17, 2009 at 7:34

Funny you should mention it, from The AP’s Today in History for 17 October:

In 1978, President Jimmy Carter signed a bill restoring U.S. citizenship to Confederate President Jefferson Davis.

Whaddaya know, Carter really was the worst president ever.

I remember when Carter got elected—the prevailing meme was: “The Civil War is finally over”. They really did have an opportunity to be welcomed back into civilized society and they rejected it with extreme prejudice. Fuck them.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:48:41 +0000

the next generation of bittereinders.
Could be wrong, but I think that last word is the German for “I would like a reindeer, plz”.
Wonderfully concise language, German.

I lurk here all the time. Couldn’t get through the day without my daily load of snark.
Apparently there are sometimes in-jokes here. No-one ever warned me.