I heard a rumour he was chased away because someone stole his name. Is that right?”

I made a few posts as Dr H&C (ham & cheese)…

Stop right there, slappy.

You just used what may well be the most piss-poor attempt at a qualifying statement that you could ever have tried.

I think whatever the Loathsome Gangrenous Fucktards have to say is pretty much null-and-void during any attempt at intelligent discourse

Seriously, how often does one invite lobotomy patients and acephalics to any real debate? Are there rhetorical points to be scored for being the fastest loser to overflow your drool cup?

Okay, yeah. He’s a troll.

OK, all together now…
SADLY, YES!

He’s also called the troops in Iraq “cowards.”

Oh, and annieangel is a man. And it’s NOT planning Eschaton.

We have tens of thousands of inarguable innocents dead in Iraq- women and children- and that’s going off the lowball White House figure. Circa 3,000 butchered innocents on 9/11.

Ah, but it’s even worse than that. Iraq has, roughly, 1/10th the population of the USA. So, though the Garys of the world will shriek “moral relativism!” the top of their lungs, those 30,000 dead Iraqis are, as a percentage of the general population, the equivalent to over 300,000 dead Americans. D’oh! But, then, such trifles never matter to people like Gary.

The Iraqis attacked us on 9/11- an event worse than all other atrocities in history combined- because one day Cindy Sheehan would be shown on the teevee complaining about how much she hates the freedom we gave to Iraq when 9/11 forced us to invade them and we removed Saddam from power, thereby freeing up the massive Al Queda forces inside Iraq which Saddam had been keeping in check, allowing them to initiate a terror war against America starting with crashing hijacked planes into the twin towers on 9/11. DUH!

Every time Gary Ruppert writes “the fact is” or “in fact,” an angel gets its wings…

…pulled off.

So what are you saying, conservatroid? The lives of 20 thousand brown people are worth less than the lives of 3 thousand white people? So how many brown people does it take to equal one white person? Exactly how sub-human do Republicans think non-whites are?

I’ve done some math and, figuring in that many of the innocents murdered on 9/11 were also non-whites, it looks like Gary thinks one white person is worth AT LEAST ten brown people. This beats the 3/5s compromise, so already today’s Republicans are bigger piles of shit than a 19th century plantation owner. Nice feat, that.

Let’s cut to the chase, Gary. Is a brown skinned person’s life more or less important than an animal’s? Like, which is the worse crime, to slit the throat of an eight year old Iraqi girl or to cut the throat of a cute chow puppy? How about ten Iraqi girls to one chow? Ten thousand to one? Am I getting warm?

How about plants? Are brown people worth more to the conservatroids than plants? Is it a worse tragedy to pop the head off a dandelion, or to saw an Iraqi infant into quarters? Ten infants? Again, help would be appreciated, as I’ve never plumbed depths this low before. You Republicans really LIVE down here? Ick.

You know, the first post I ever read on Riverbend’s blog was the twin stories of regular guys reading newspaper in a building, hearing a hiss, and then an explosion, and then…nothing. One man was in the World Trade Center on 9-11. The other was in a building in Baghdad during Shock and Awe.

At first glance, it seems that these two events would be equally bad, but you miss the subtle philosophical complexity of Gary’s argument: On 9-11, some of US died. In Iraq, it’s just THEM. Q.E.D.

I think I’ll just declare “War on Stupidity”. That is about as winnable as a “War on Terror”, but has the advantage of not being waged against an emotion people occasionally enjoy feeling.

I must take issue with your erroneous use of the word “troll”. The meaning of troll is not “someone who has a different opinion than the majority of the blog”. Please look the word up. Your finding that Gary is not serious does not entail the conclusion: “Gary Ruppert is not a real troll”. Rather the conclusion is: “Gary Ruppert is actually a troll”.

Thank you for your time.

I prefere the following version:

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison