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Fly, my little monkeys, fly!
I’m sure some focus-group weasel will force them to take this down soon, but for the time being, this is actually the title of Michael Steele’s official blog at the GOP website:
WOOOOOORD!!! You down with GOP? Yeah you know me!
UPDATE: It occurs to me that if he’s going to remake the Republican Party in a hip-hop image, Steele needs a hip-hop name. My nomination: Filibusta Rhymes.
St. PENIS said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:14
Bitchin!
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:16
I can’t wait to tell my chums down at the malt shop. 23 skiddoo, bitchez
t4toby said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:16
Ugh. That is gawd awful.
I always get the impression from Steele that he is an alien in a black guy suit, just tryin’ to be down wit da homies, if you know what I’m sayin’.
St. PENIS said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:16
HAHAHAHAHA
Oily Taints update: Judge sez “That’ll be 20 large, bitch.”
EnfantTerrible said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:16
I’m not feeling this…
mmy said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:18
Mark Foley’s blog: R U Feelin Me?
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:18
Das whut Ah’m tawkin’ bout!
t4toby said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:19
So all you hep cats what with your jazz music and the bongoes and whatnot…
fish said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:19
No Cent.
fish said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:20
Goop Dog.
Ted the Slacker said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:20
Oh, stop it.
**takes bow**
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:22
Steele needs a hip-hop name. My nomination: Filibusta Rhymes
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm….
Aurie O
FGFM said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:23
“Beat Me Daddy, Eight to the Bar”
Not Don Surber said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:24
hey, that looks like uncle phil from the fresh prince.
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:24
Old Jeezy
TJon said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:28
Mos Tone Def?
t4toby said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:31
Bunz of Steele?
Ted the Slacker said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:32
The Notorious T Bag E
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:33
Cee-Lo Taxes
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:33
Original Bankstah
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:33
(R) Master Mike
Flava O’ Da Month
T-Bag
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:34
Vanilla Ice
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:34
Mocha Ice
ben said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:34
there was a something awful thread about a year ago full of GOP rapper names. i’m banned so i cant find teh link
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:34
Craig Wack
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:34
I think I gotta ‘ward Rusty the win for Vanilla Ice
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:35
Ice-T Suh
Steerpike said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:36
MC Hamburger
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:41
I vote for Mos Tone Def.
Grand Master Flash in the Pan (I’m showing my age)
Froley said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:42
Suppl-Eye Sidez
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:43
Ol’ Dirty Golfing Partner
Spiny Norman said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:44
Dr. Spré.
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:50
Notorious B.I.G.W.A.N.K.E.R.
Steerpike said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:52
Easy-Mac
Kenn said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:53
Unca Tom
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:53
Stefan Fetchet
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:53
Run Dumb M. Steele
M.C. Hammerhead
Newbie McNoob said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:53
MC Fat Kat
Steerpike said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:56
MC Oreo
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:58
Token Loc
Silk said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:59
DJ MF’ing IceT
Infinite number of monkeys said,
October 13, 2009 at 17:59
How do you get banned from SomethingAwful? Is that like getting kicked out of 4chan for being too offensive?
SomeNYGuy said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:00
I strongly believe Mr. Steele should be given the courtesy of selecting his own hip-hop name himself.
So my money is on “Chip.”
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:00
Chucka Con
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:03
Grand Master Flash in a Pan.
Ted the Slacker said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:03
MC How the fuck do these idiots expect me to fix this tent, Dawg
a concerned citizen said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:03
De La Soulless
J Drilla
Noxious By Nature
The Wheels of Steele
Jurassic Con
Lil’ Hayek
Uncool Keith
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:03
TuPAC
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:04
LL Cool Bean.
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:05
Parliament Fuckadoodle
OK, it’s not hip-hop….I know….
Studebaker Hoch said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:07
MC Erkel
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:08
Grand Master Flash in the Pan (I’m showing my age)
I see someone beat me to my flintlock metaphor.
Drat and blast.
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:10
Flava Slave.
Newbie McNoob said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:10
Foolio
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:12
Daddy Can’t Fix It
The Rip-Rappin' Bob Owenz Y'all HOLLAAAAA said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:13
Yo yo yo sadly no its da confeezy yankeezy all up in yo char-coal greeeeeeeeeyullllll holla if ya feels the confeezy whut whut! check out my rippin and my rappin y’all
So Obama’s socializin
The terrorizin
Of gun-owning patriots
For gay tree huts
For da hippies and dippies
Know what Bob’s sayin yo?
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:14
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NmM2NDQ3ZWQ1YWM0Y2QyZTUxMDdkY2M2OTJlNGE5MWE=
The Shit be on Motherfuckers!
“Following up on that sentiment, Tammy posted another item with a picture of her pet raccoon Rocky digging into . . . a box of Cracker Jacks.
The headline of that post: “Breaking: Nobel Committee Announces Another Peace Prize Winner.”
Cute, huh?
Not to D. Aristophanes from Sadly, No, who encountered Tammy’s post during an evening troll through the conservative blogosphere, doing what fringe leftists do best — looking high and low for any and all evidence of racism by conservatives.”
And from the first comment over there some out of context Sadly No! comments from Feb:
SomeNYGuy said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:29
Actually, it is a bit humorous to hear people calling me a racist, considering my heritage.
Being related to Michael Steele, Alan Keyes or Juan Williams doesn’t count.
Clarence Thomas said, (note the name-switch I saw frequently on this site)
February 28, 2009 at 8:31
I have nothing against niggers; I just wouldn’t want to marry one.
You Can’t Put Lipstick On A Repig said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:32
Being related to Michael Steele, Alan Keyes or Juan Williams doesn’t count.
These guys never get their hands shook at GOP functions and still can’t figure out why.
SomeNYGuy said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:37
TBD, look up the word “kapo” re: concentration camps. Some cowards will do anything, even turn on their own, if they think they’ll get preferential treatment from those in power.
Cerberus said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:38
That’s impossible, the space brain surely can solve the mystery that belies FYWP.
Hell, I bet wordpress is like an easily shattered Matrix to the space brains of Conservatism. Only through focus can they see the patterns of blacks and Jews that plot behind the wordpress format.
Wolverines!
Truth Before Dishonor said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:43
So, snyg, you are indeed calling any non-white people who vote Republican race-traitors? How tolerant of you.
SomeNYGuy said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:46
So, snyg, you are indeed calling any non-white people who vote Republican race-traitors?
In the current political climate? Unequivocally, yes.
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:15
Master of Ceremonies Michael Steele, Hip-Hop Enthusiast and Participant
yeaaaah said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:16
The best line from his blog:
“Why are you are Republican? Think about that for a minute.”
Indeed. Why ARE you are republican?
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:18
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:14
Wait! Wait!
They link to the preceding post here in October and to provide rebuttal evidence, they troll some eight-month old post in which we were likely satirizing Troofus?
Damn. Why can’t I ever get any right-wing lurve over at my blog????
Ted the Slacker said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:18
Master of Ceremonies Michael Steele, Hip-Hop Enthusiast and Participant
Now that’s what I’m talking about.
Bitter Scribe said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:19
Line forms on the left to contribute to the Oily Titz defense fund.
tigrismus said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:19
W.O.P. = Washed Out Posse. They still sing “Ante Up” at every opportunity.
J Neo Marvin said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:20
Yes, Sadly No metasnark and Tammy Bruce’s coon joke are exactly the same thing…if you’re a slow-witted Republican.
Caliph Garrett said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:21
FU Schnickens
Erik E & Malkin
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:22
Line forms on the left to contribute to the Oily Titz defense fund.
She’s lucky. He sounds like he was about to recommend professional censure and/or disbarment.
J— said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:24
Another attempt at appropriation: Say It Loud, described as “the blog for our Coalitions department.”
Bitter Scribe said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:24
He sounds like he was about to recommend professional censure and/or disbarment.
I think he dropped a couple of broad hints in that regard. Hopefully the CA Bar Assn., which is currently considering a disbarment petition, will pick up on that.
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:25
Yes, Sadly No metasnark and Tammy Bruce’s coon joke are exactly the same thing…if you’re a slow-witted Republican.
If it weren’t for false analogies, they’d have no weltanschauung. Being a conservative must be like trying to pore over Hieronymus Bosch, equipped with nothing more than a squid’s olfactory bulb.
Newbie McNoob said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:27
Grumpy-Grump
Foolio
Total Dick-Head said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:27
Love the first column: ‘Let me axe you a question.’
fish said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:28
Token Loc is so, so brilliant.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:32
I think Yes-Masta Steele, Leader of the RNC Nation ought to move his blog to the teletype machine.
How many Republicans thought about that for a minute?
Including one complaining about the comment system and one from the site admin. Woohooo, feel teh POWAH of TEH RNC*.
*okay, he’s still got more comments than I do. *sniff*
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:34
One of MC Steele’s first respondents relates that he became a Republican because he hates hippies. South Park conservatives, indeed.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:36
Line forms on the left to contribute to the Oily Titz defense fund.
Veiled bukkake reference?
Newbie McNoob said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:36
5 Comments
That we know. How many comments were deleted is what I would like to find out.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:39
Mikey Dawg is apparently taken. Man, with 260 members of the ourGOP: The Republican Action Network, what are the odds that both hip-hop-off-the-hizzy-O-say-can-you-see-THE-G-O-P!!!!! d00ds are named Michael?
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:40
Branded Nubian
electricgrendel said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:40
My suggestion for his hip-hop name strays more into the field of hardcore rap, but it seems apropos. We should just call him “Public Enemy.” There may be copyright issues, but surely even the mavens of intellectual property rights will have to defer to accuracy of such a hip hop name.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:41
I would also like to say that I was going to post a link to Steele’s blog but didn’t feel like doing it…it’s sad when you’re lazier than some dude with “slacker” in his bloggy nom de plume.
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:41
I like that a lot.
Newbie McNoob said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:42
Public Enemy
Public Enema
Stephen said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:44
Big McLargehuge
Wait, wrong game. Sorry.
Newbie McNoob said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:44
We should just call him “Public Enemy.” There may be copyright issues, but surely even the mavens of intellectual property rights will have to defer to accuracy of such a hip hop name.
By that criteria, Arrested Development works just as well.
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:46
The Rebel Lovin’ MC
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:46
Fred Durst
NutellaonToast said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:49
Ghostfaced Asskisser
MomTFH said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:51
I always thought if I was going to have a political hip hop name, it could be PunDitty.
OK, really, why I have I thought of this before?
Stephen said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:52
In 1973 I became a Republican as I watched the anti-war movement grow and become an arm of the leftists/liberals/anti-america crowd. What was born a meaningful movement in the late 60’s, became a useful tool for the “anti” crowd to push their agenda. The same became true for the first “Earth Day” group. What was born of my generation to do good in a pure philosophical manner, was co-opted by larger powers and turned into the anti-america agenda. I became a Republican when I watched these events change America in a way which I felt was wrong.
So… he was opposed to the senseless wars, but he supported the system that created the senseless wars? That’s like being opposed to murder but advocating unrestricted sale and ownership of lethal weap- wait.
Chris said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:53
MC Simulacra
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:54
Lobbyists Love Cool Mike.
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:58
And what’s the deal with Girl Pundit having so many male authors?
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:59
MC Sham
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:59
ChoclError
Citizen_X said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:59
The LUZA
D. Aristophanes said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:00
Sorry if some of these are repeats:
Ess Kool Moe Pye
Yes, Master Flash
Rhythm Method Man
Ice T-Bag
Mr. Hydrox
Steele Magnolia
MC Lo ExPecTa$Hun$
D. Aristophanes said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:01
Flat Tax Slim
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:02
MC Pee Pants.
Citizen_X said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:03
Dr. DrillBabyDrill
Oil Depletion Bastard
DMExecutive
D. Aristophanes said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:03
The Vainglorious P.I.G.
Ted the Slacker said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:04
Birfer Rhymes
J Neo Marvin said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:07
Schmuck G and the Pitiful Blunderground.
D. Aristophanes said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:07
KStreetRS-One
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:08
Spinderfella
Newbie McNoob said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:08
L.L. Fool J.
Ted the Slacker said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:09
Is it just me or has their site already crashed?
Loneoak said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:10
RaeCon
Brad said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:10
Ted — not just you. The sizite has crizashed.
Oblio's Cap said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:11
Jerkel mac Urkel
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:12
LL Cool Bean.
LL Bean J
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:12
Kris Kross featuring Michael Steele.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:13
And what’s the deal with Girl Pundit having so many male authors?
Oh, the name “Girl Pundit” doesn’t mean that the “girls” actually “pundit.” They just post cute videos of themselves with their tiny dogs for conboys to jack off to.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:14
Galt ‘n Peppa.
DBR said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:15
Insane Clown w/o Posse
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:15
I like tax cuts, and I don’t know why.
Firmly on the side of supply!
When a guy walks in with a Milton Friedman book
All you CEOs take a look!
GOP hack!
My portfolio won’t grow
If the rate ain’t low, yo!
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:16
Not-Lefty By Nature
Newbie McNoob said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:16
Galt ‘n Peppa.
FTW!
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:16
Brooks Brother Ali
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:17
My vote also for Galt ‘n’ Pepa.
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:18
Yup.
smedley said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:18
B. R. W. E. A.—Black Republican With Expense Account
Johnny Pez said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:19
Negroes With Attitude
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:19
Thanks guys. :) Totally displayed my lack of street cred up in the hizzouse with my mis-spelling of “Pepa,” though.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:20
The emoticon doesn’t help my rep up here in this bitch, either.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:20
Galt ‘n Pepa is pretty good, but I still have to go with Shackleford @ 18:15 FTW.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:20
Galt ‘n Peppa.
FTW!
Yeah- as cliche as it sounds, I LOL’d
OT- anybody in the NY metro area, get your asses to the Bell House in Gowanus tonight.
Mr. Wonderful said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:21
MC Baggahammerz
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:22
He is the head of the “Insane Klown Posse”
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:23
A Tribe Called Beck
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:24
2-Pak O’Lies
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:25
Sorry, 2-Pac O’Lies
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:27
Afrika Bojangaataa
Newbie McNoob said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:27
Foolly D
Ted the Slacker said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:27
Galt ‘n Pepa is most excellent. Take a bow, sir.
SomeNYGuy said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:27
Wow! That’s not just “out of context” — that’s a quote from the troll I was bitchslapping, stripped of my response! The only word I contributed to the above is “SomeNYGuy”!
Meanwhile, over at the WaPo, Howie Kurtz is using a quote from Gay Patriot as evidence that gay activists are fed up with Obama.
Is it possible to digest one’s own stomach lining? Because I think that’s what’s happening to me….
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:27
Well-Behaved by Nature
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:29
Brother Mi-quis and the Family Values Crew
Paul Prudhomme said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:31
I Is Black Dudes, by Michael Steele.
SomeNYGuy said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:32
Apologies. “Being related to Michael Steele, Alan Keyes or Juan Williams doesn’t count” was, in fact, my smartass reply to the troll. I guess I’m not as smart or funny as I thought.
But in my defense I’ve just been reading the Washington Post, so my brain is coated in gunk, schmutz, and Santorum.
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:33
Poontang Klan
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:33
Busta Crymes
Africa Bojanglaataa (correction)
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:34
Afreaka Robaata?
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:36
Jawanna B. Black
DBR said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:36
New GOP website launched . . . and crashed.
GOP.com
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:39
Tweeted about an hour ago by Oliver Willis: I always thought I was too young to see a real live lawn jockey, but then Michael Steele happened.
So his hip hop name? Long Jock E
robert green said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:39
MC Pee Pants = genius
MC GOpee pants kicks it up a notch.
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:41
The Püllmän Cär Rëmüs of Dööm?
… wait, wrong genre.
Tilting At Windmills said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:46
Shouldn’t that be “Word Up!”
N__B said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:47
OT- anybody in the NY metro area, get your asses to the Bell House in Gowanus tonight.
From the link: “black holes sing”.
I didn’t know there were bukkake bar bands.
Mike Mac said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:47
What a racist commentary on Michael Steele.
Can you not deal with him based on another fact of his color? You have to give him a hip hop name. Wow. The racism knows no bounds here.
Mike Mac said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:48
And what MONKEYS are you guys referring to in the title of this post???? Monkeys??? I mean come on!! Are you calling Michael Steele a monkey??
What is going on here!! The racism knows no bounds. Disgusting.
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:48
King Ad-Hoc
KRS Dumb
Kanye Deep South Only
Mikey J. Bilge
No Method Man
litbrit said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:50
Stoop Dog
Dupe Dog
Middling Smalls
(And I really like IcedTea Suh and Token Loc, from above.)
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:51
Are you calling Michael Steele a monkey??
Why? Is he also plural?
Citizen_X said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:52
MC Jar Jar
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:52
I didn’t know there were bukkake bar bands.
Ideas… newsletter…
All Internet Traditions said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:52
Mike Mac doesn’t even know I’m alive!
[sniff]
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:53
I dog-whistled for a cab as November came near
The license of birth wasn’t fresh and I was kerning in the mirror
If anything I can say Republicans are rare
But I thought “we’ll still get elected, at least in Bel Air”
Well we lost House and Senate in 2008
And I yelled like a crazy “Yo homes smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally Chair
Of a bunch of old whiteys that had lost all their hair!
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:54
OT- anybody in the NY metro area, get your asses to the Bell House in Gowanus tonight.
That’s a long frikkin’ bike ride at night, drunk!
bklyn said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:54
isn’t Steele that dude from digital underground? The one that does the humpty dance.
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:54
P. Diddly-Squat
Sir Fix A Lot
The Not-So-Fresh Prince
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:54
Hey, one of the cons finally figured out the little righty-lefty-arrow thingies at the top of the comment pages! Good for him
Scott said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:57
Can you not deal with him based on another fact of his color? You have to give him a hip hop name. Wow. The racism knows no bounds here.
Hee hee.
Ron Mael's Moustache said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:58
My first blog entry, therefore, is really a couple of questions for you; use the comment button to send me replies. We will run as many questions as we can, which I will answer.
Is Pastor Swank disease catching or do all wingnuts write like this?
All PENIS, all the time said,
October 13, 2009 at 19:59
Nurtz. I’d love to play but I know diddly squat about pop “culture” so I got nuthin. Fuck, I can’t even gazoogle the ones up already to see why they’re funny because I don’t fucking know what the references are!
Maybe you could include a brief explanation for us acultural types.
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:00
Can you not deal with him based on another fact of his color? You have to give him a hip hop name.
Don’t worry, I’ll bring dumbass up to speed:
And it’s called, and this is central to my point, “What Up?”
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:00
One of the funnier ones was Negroes With Attitude.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:01
Of a bunch of old whiteys that had lost all their hair!
He’s not my chair! Then, again, I’m not that old.
That’s a long frikkin’ bike ride at night, drunk!
The N is your friend.
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:02
Kanye Deep South Only?
or is this better?
Kanye (Soon Just the Old Confederate States)
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:03
How bad is Steele’s blog?
TownHall panned it!
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:03
,i>RNC’s New Website Reflecting Steele’s ‘Urban-Suburban Hip-Hop’ Riddled With Errors, Widely Panned
Holy shit, I didn’t see the little mini-Steele walking out all like, “Word to your mother, sir!” until now. Are we *sure* this guy isn’t a plant?
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:03
That’s a long frikkin’ bike ride at night, drunk!
The N is your friend.
Fuck! I was so hoping you were unfamiliar with the NYC subway…
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:04
Good god, I am seriously the worst at italicizing shit. I’m blaming this head cold.
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:04
Holy shit, I didn’t see the little mini-Steele walking out all like, “Word to your mother, sir!” until now. Are we *sure* this guy isn’t a plant?
Now everyone can have the GOP’s lawn jockey! And they say Republicans don’t care about the little guy! They keep him right here in this box, yessir!
Citizen_X said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:04
You have to give him a hip hop name. Wow.
The careful observer will notice that this is done in reference to a blog by Mr. Steele entitled What up?
The careful observer will notice this because it’s explained in the very fucking beginning of the post.
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:04
Kanye Deep South Only?
Kanye Fried Chicken
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:06
Now everyone can have the GOP’s lawn jockey! And they say Republicans don’t care about the little guy! They keep him right here in this box, yessir!
He’s so tiny and cute. I just want to put him in my pocket and take him home!
When I get tired of him, I’ll just feed him to my cats.
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:07
Some people use a fancy program to type their HTML for them.
Soul On Ice said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:08
Bushwick (No Health) Bill
MC Ren Up Tha Deficit
Stetsonsonic
DJ Rebel Yella
Inspectah Dreck
Fonzworth Bentley
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:10
Fuck! I was so hoping you were unfamiliar with the NYC subway…
Whatever gave you that impression? Actually, it’s the R that you really need, so you are forgiven, for now.
Ron Christie said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:11
You white people need to leave Mr. Steele alone. As long as he is around, I will only be the second most embarassing Black Republican.
Every Day, In Every Way, The Goddamn Batman Gets Down With His Own Bad Self said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:13
Fresh off the GOP tip from tha Black-Steele: “Damn It Feels Good To Be An Oreo.” Yo yo yo check it out!
Alan Keyes said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:13
You white people need to leave Mr. Steele alone. As long as he is around, I will only be the second most embarassing Black Republican.
AHEM!
Alan Keyes said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:13
And what am I, chopped liver?
Alan Keyes said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:14
Keyes war!!!!!!!
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:17
I AM
SPARTACUSAlan Keyes!actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:17
So what enquiring minds really want to know is, when is Michael “MS-DOS” Steele going to drop his latest joint?
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:18
TEA-Pain
Athenawise said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:19
I HATE coming here late. Serves me right that all the good names are taken, like Ice T-bag.
Not the Real Shady said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:20
Won’t the real Keyesey please stand up, please stand up?
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:20
Some people use a fancy program to type their HTML for them.
I know, I know, dammit. I’m just trying to overcome my initial laziness by convincing myself it will save time in the long run. It’s not working.
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:21
From the Townhall comments. Heh
” Dread writes: Tuesday, October, 13, 2009 1:12 PM
Is he…
Keeping it real while getting jiggy with it in his hizzle?
Sweet Buddha, man. Get some dignity.”
TJon said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:22
Ice Square
Stag Party Palin said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:23
I guess I’m the only one, but “Goop Dog” (Goop Dawg?) had me in stitches.
Sanctimonious G.O.P.
House Boyz
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:25
I know, I know, dammit. I’m just trying to overcome my initial laziness by convincing myself it will save time in the long run. It’s not working.
Just paste some of the tags in a word processor document, for quick cut and paste.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:27
This really is one of the worst examples of attempting to pander to the “urban youth” since Mitt Romney’s “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:27
How about Kanye South and Parts of Alaska?
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:30
See? How hard was that, T&U?
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:31
I WANNA TAKE YA TO A KEYES WAR!!!
Citizen_X said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:31
I hate to be all serious an’ shit, but their website claims Jackie Robinson as a [Black! Really!] “GOP Hero.” Well, as explained here, not only was Robinson registered as an independent–who had campaigned for Nixon in 1960 and Nelson Rockefeller in 1964–but he wrote this description of the 1964 Convention, where the Rethugs rejected Rockefeller and nominated Goldwater:
Any of that sound unfamiliar today?
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:32
AutoHotkey is much handier.
This line in the .ini file will return “Biology” any time I follow the letters b and g with a space.
:R:bg::Biology
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:32
They sure took the “campaigned for Nixon and Rocky” a little over the top, CX
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:33
See? How hard was that, T&U?
It’s not hard, I’m just a fucking spaz.
Steerpike said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:35
How about N.W.O.
N******s With Offices
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:35
I’m just a fucking spaz.
Interest, website, newsletter…
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:35
I WANNA TAKE YA TO A KEYES WAR!!!
Let’s start a war, start an Alan Keyes war!
It’s a Keyes war, Keyes war, Keyes war!
I sense a new internet tradition a-brewing.
OT-Electric Six will be playing Southpaw in Park Slope on Sunday. One could hypothetically take the R train there.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:36
Interest, website, newsletter…
Will a ‘zine suffice? I’m all old-skool like that.
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:40
Full color glossy?
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:42
Full color glossy?
Purple mimeograph!
Could that be construed as racist by one of our tr00ls?
Bitter Scribe said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:43
CX: This is why it makes me crazy when Goldwater is lionized as some sort of “civilized” conservative. The man was all about denying rights to black Americans, as was William F. Buckley Jr. (at least early in his career).
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:43
Full color glossy?
With pop-ups. My specialty. Keeps ‘em coming back, if you know what I mean…..
N__B said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:43
That’s a long frikkin’ bike ride at night, drunk!
The N is your friend.
Fuck! I was so hoping you were unfamiliar with the NYC subway…
The N is your friend like the GOP cares about little people.
Will a ‘zine suffice? I’m all old-skool like that.
Just avoid play-skool spaz-fucking because that can both get you in jail and attract the attention of certain elements within the GOP and RCC.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:45
CX: This is why it makes me crazy when Goldwater is lionized as some sort of “civilized” conservative. The man was all about denying rights to black Americans, as was William F. Buckley Jr. (at least early in his career).
From what I can tell, the “civilized” conservatives are just the ones with power/money. The puppeteers instead of the puppets, if you will.
Chopped Liver said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:46
What am I, Alan Keyes?
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:46
Full color glossy?
Actually, that’s a fair description of my head!
The man was all about denying rights to black Americans, as was William F. Buckley Jr. (at least early in his career).
Yeah, WFB did pick an interesting moment of history to stand athwart. Need anyone even mention Podhoretz pere’s “Negro Problem”?
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:47
With pop-ups. My specialty. Keeps ‘em coming back, if you know what I mean…..
Ooooh, tassels….
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 20:48
Full color glossy?
Actually, that’s a fair description of my head!
We probably ought not to stand in the direct sunlight next to each other. The migrating grackles might get confused.
Sadly, No! said,
October 13, 2009 at 21:08
Pooping on the carpet…
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:32
DDOS?
All PENIS, all the time said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:37
Dear S,N!,
Why the fuck would you hire someone from the GØP IT crew?
All PENIS, all the time said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:37
And fuck you, WP just fuck fuck fuck you.
bughunter said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:40
Line forms on the left to contribute to the Oily Titz defense fund.
Veiled bukkake reference?
You jest, but I think that a fetish porn video is the Taint’s best option right now.
Just sayin’… I’ve seen worse. And somebody like Jim Powers would easily recover the 20 large with her name on top billing.
Of course, the working title would be Petroleum Perineum.
Xecky Gilchrist said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:42
I’m sorry I missed out on this thread for so long.
Another vote for “Token Loc.”
bughunter said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:45
s. That was supposed to end in s.
Petroleum PerineumS.
[facepalm]
Gabriel Ratchet said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:46
He is actually — the F is probably the most convenient.
Smut Clyde said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:46
Petroleum Perineum.
Putting out fire, with vaseline!
handy said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:46
SRSLY WTF CAN AI HAZ TEH SADLIES NOW?
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:47
the F is probably the most convenient
Ah, but Gabrielle, B^4 has an approximate idea of where I live, and the F involves a transfer at 34th and Herald Square.
N__B said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:48
Putting out fire, with vaseline!
Veiled horrible-remake-of-Cat-People reference.
JM said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:48
Slashdotted?
handy said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:50
Also, once again Erick is funny…but not for the reasons he thinks. (h/t Cole)
handy said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:51
Veiled horrible-remake-of-Cat-People reference.
Weird, that Bowie song was the first thing I thought of when I read that too.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:52
You jest, but I think that a fetish porn video is the Taint’s best option right now.
A porn with a birther-based story would be hilarious! I would totally download it for free!
Smut Clyde said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:53
Weird, that Bowie song was the first thing I thought of
It was either that or Big Black’s Kerosene.
Xecky Gilchrist said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:53
Also, once again Erick is funny…but not for the reasons he thinks. (h/t Cole)
Wait until the Trike Farce finds out the post office they’re using to carry out all their “operations” is tewtally socialist.
Or do they insist on the more expensive corporate couriers?
OneMan said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:54
Well, let’s get right to the roots of the matter:
DJ Toby.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:56
Why was the site down so long, by the way? Did y’all accidentally post the admin info?
Gabriel Ratchet said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:57
@Actor212 — Ah. Well, there you go. For me it’s just walking distance, anyway.
PS: It’s Gabriel, not Gabrielle.
Substance McGravitas said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:57
If they melt her down, she shall become more powerful than they could possibly imagine.
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:58
A porn with a birther-based story would be hilarious!
There’s a title in there involving a large African penis and a white Kansas farm girl…
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 22:59
PS: It’s Gabriel, not Gabrielle.
Damn. Sorry. There’s been so much testosterone here today, that I’m reaching out for estrogen hits.
actor212 said,
October 13, 2009 at 23:00
Did y’all accidentally post the admin info?
So that’s why it’s been down more often than Larry Craig in a men’s room!
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 23:03
Also, once again Erick is funny…but not for the reasons he thinks. (h/t Cole)
He just wants her to make some fresh, homemade ice cream, dammit! No reason to mock.
Julia Grey said,
October 13, 2009 at 23:07
Laughed.
My.
Ass.
Off.
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 23:17
I posted this at balloon juice. I went through the thread and picked out the twenty I thought were the best. I probably missed a few good ones.
Do our overlords at Sadly No! headquarters have the ability to set up a poll where everyone can vote like they do at Kos?
TOP TWENTY RAP NAMES FOR MICHAEL STEELE
Token Loc *
King Ad-Hoc *
Kanye Deep South Only *
No Method Man *
Galt ‘n Peppa.
The Vainglorious P.I.G.
Mos Tone Def
Iced Tea Suh
Filibusta Rhymes
Notorious B.I.G.W.A.N.K.E.R. *
Ice T-Bag
Vanilla Ice (heh)
Ol’ Dirty Golfing Partner
Run Dumb M. Steele *
Chucka Conjob *
TuPAC
Flat Tax Slim
Birfer Rhymes
K-StreetRS-One
MC G.O.P. Pants
In the interest of full disclosure and admission of judge’s bias, the ones with the (*) are mine. In my opinion, the top three are:
“Mos Tone Def”, “Iced Tea Suh”, and my own “Token Loc”
TruculentandUnreliable said,
October 13, 2009 at 23:17
I would like to note that I am a girl. A white Kansas farmgirl, in fact.
I will not comment on my familiarity or lack of familiarity with large African penise(s), however.
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 23:26
Michele, is that you?
Barack Sr.'s ghost said,
October 13, 2009 at 23:30
Stanley Anne Dunham, is that you?
(Ignore previous post, Gin?)
cletar said,
October 14, 2009 at 0:08
“Galt ‘n Peppa” made me laugh until I choked. That’s a work of genius.
Looch said,
October 14, 2009 at 0:08
It’s not hip-hop (hey, I’m old) but:
The Othership Connection.
Eh, mebbe not so much.
America's Independence Party said,
October 14, 2009 at 0:14
Aren’t your forgetting something, Alan?
Another kiwi said,
October 14, 2009 at 0:47
First Single by Mos Tone Def : Straight Outta the Hamptons.
Mentis Fugit said,
October 14, 2009 at 1:00
actor212 said,
Keep Fucking that Constitution
DragosaniBOB said,
October 14, 2009 at 1:19
SupaFAIL
Barack Sr.'s ghost said,
October 14, 2009 at 1:27
http://www.scribd.com/doc/20996403/Gov-uscourts-gamd-77605-28-0
Oily Taint gets another smack-down from Judge Land. 20 G’s and chump change.
(Long but good, read the whole thing.)
gocart mozart said,
October 14, 2009 at 1:31
Change the fuckin’ screen name asshole! Again, Gin?
gocart mozart said,
October 14, 2009 at 1:35
Also, “Galt ‘n Peppa’” is top 4 also.
FlipYrWhig said,
October 14, 2009 at 1:39
Black Steele in the Hour of Payoffs
FlipYrWhig said,
October 14, 2009 at 1:42
Tell me you can’t hear Michael Steele using this:
I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me givin’ a damn – I said never
Michael Steele said,
October 14, 2009 at 1:50
Gazizza, dilznoofuses, this is Michael Steele saying, get with the crazappy taste of the GOP! The GOP’s got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long.
So when you wanna get sick, remember: Nothing makes your feet stank like the GOP. Daaamn, it’s crazappy!
Substance McGravitas said,
October 14, 2009 at 1:51
I very much like the phantom Eric Holder.
ron said,
October 14, 2009 at 2:01
aw, man. they changed the blog name to “change the game.”
also read the accomplishments page. it should enrage you. they are depending on people being completely ignorant of history.
actor212 said,
October 14, 2009 at 2:24
I would like to note that I am a girl. A white Kansas farmgirl, in fact.
Good! Our first audition!
The casting couch is over there.
N__B said,
October 14, 2009 at 3:35
I would like to note that I am a girl. A white Kansas farmgirl, in fact.
Today’s obscure movie reference: “Is Kansas corny?”
Dot said,
October 14, 2009 at 3:46
Steele’s rap name is totally Robert Van Winkle.
Gabriel Ratchet said,
October 14, 2009 at 3:52
Ooh! Ralph Bakshi quotes!
jim said,
October 14, 2009 at 6:05
Numbnuts Without Aptitude
Yep – I got nothin’.
Did y’all accidentally post the admin info?
Eclipses the funny-power of “What Up?” the way a supernova eclipses a Lite-Brite … keep fucking that chicken, indeed.
D. Aristophanes said,
October 14, 2009 at 6:34
C’mon gocart – Token Loc is great, but Rhythm Method Man beats No Method Man hands down …
D. Aristophanes said,
October 14, 2009 at 6:37
PS
Analog Overground
Eric said,
October 14, 2009 at 8:32
Wuz dat really MSteele gone all out “White Chicks” for his new site?
kiki said,
October 14, 2009 at 13:23
Disposable Zero of Hypocrisy
fish said,
October 14, 2009 at 14:11
they changed the blog name to “change the game.”
Should be: Change the Name.
Substance McGravitas said,
October 14, 2009 at 15:21
Change the Game reflects GOP values.
jjcomet said,
October 14, 2009 at 15:24
You are so shitting me here – this MUST be a parody site…
Rusty Shackleford said,
October 14, 2009 at 15:37
Business Markie
Substance McGravitas said,
October 14, 2009 at 16:16
Jesus, how’d that last?
FlipYrWhig said,
October 14, 2009 at 18:47
Homeschoolly D
Substance McGravitas said,
October 14, 2009 at 18:51
Professor Whiff
gocart mozart said,
October 14, 2009 at 20:06
As self appointed chronicler of MC Steele’s putative rap names . . . we have the following additions. Now with comments!
Robert Van Winkle. (funny, Vanilla Ice’s real name. Some rapper should call
himself MC Michael Steele.)
Business Markie (That’s good, I’m surprised I didn’t think of it.)
Disposable Zero of Hypocrisy (Does anyone other than kiki and me
remember “The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy”?
I saw them live at Toad’s Place in New Haven in the
early nineties. They opened for Billy Bragg.)
Analog Overground (I like)
Rhythm Method Man (better than the obvious “No Method Man”? Surely
you jest. You forget that the judge is biased. Get
Oirley Taits on the case. Actually, I didn’t get it at first.
It’s an anti-contraception reference and yes, it is
funnier.)
Another Kiwi said,
October 14, 2009 at 20:19
One nation under television.
Dot said,
October 15, 2009 at 0:31
The Adventures of Klanmaster Cash on the Wheels of Steele
monkey knife fight said,
October 15, 2009 at 13:06
heh
heher
hehest
tofubo said,
October 15, 2009 at 14:01
found the editor mr steele uses:
http://boberi.wordpress.com/2009/05/11/werd/
R.B. Glennie said,
October 15, 2009 at 15:36
… this one in particular -
http://www.newyorker.com/talk/comment/2009/10/19/091019taco_talk_hertzberg
“They don’t award it [the Nobel peace prize] as a form of gentle encouragement, like a parent calling “Good job!” to a toddler who’s made it to the top rung of the monkey bars.”
What????!!!!!!???
Barack Obama = black man
Monkeys = compared to black men throughout the centuries
HENRICK HETZBERG IS RACIST!!!!!!
charlie said,
October 15, 2009 at 19:05
MC Uncle Tawm
Substance McGravitas said,
October 15, 2009 at 19:22
Fail. Comparison was to a toddler: insulting enough if you accept this particular instance of mindreading.
actor212 said,
October 15, 2009 at 20:25
Barack Obama = black man
Monkeys = compared to black men throughout the centuries
HENRICK HETZBERG IS RACIST!!!!!!
Poooooooooooooooooor RB. Had his ass handed to him two days ago, and is still trying to fumble about for some justification for his ridiculation….
Sorry, Cholly…”monkey bars” are not racist because they don’t have monkeys on them.
Pictures of coons, on the other hand, when referencing a black man?
Racist.
Now…here’s a Ritz, cracker.