Ha! Good one. Sorry, Conservatism and satire awareness are mutually exclusive. Even the brightest, deepest thinking, most insightful conservative is genetically incapable of recognising satire.

(Pssst: the onion is a parody news source.)

[...]but that’s probably because it’s so true that you can’t refute it.

We can, however, call “bullshit” on, well, bullshit. “Nice” try, Ruppee, but considering that the validity of you argument has its usual value–nil–I remain unimpressed. You’re so full o’ crap that your snots are brown.

Sorry, but there it is.

Here’s my favorite part of that article:

“Christiane Amanpour, Cindy Sheehan, CNN, The New York Times, Michael Moore, Newsweek, CBS et. al. are now, in huge measure, directly responsible for the ongoing death toll of Americans in Iraq. Everyone here in Iraq, the Islamic world at large, and most especially the Jihadist Movement’s leadership, follow the American media closely, in order to monitor the American people’s headspace, primarily with regard to whether or not we will continue the fight on to the establishment of a successful democratic, capitalistic, and modernized society here, or whether we will run in self-imposed defeat. The morale of the International Jihad Movement is almost entirely dependent on the posture of the American media. Their strategies, indeed, are primarily determined by it as well.

Christiane and company give Al Qaeda and the Sunni insurgents hope, they stoke the financial and recruitment fires of the international Jihad Machine.

The American Media are Democratic Party operatives who make W.R. Hearst look like E.R. Murrow. They are killing our young, they are killing my friends, wounding my friends. They have ripped my flesh, spilled my blood, physically impaired me for life, and are doing the same to the Iraqi people. And they are going to cause more terrorist attacks at home. That is the ultimate problem.”