Comments on: Even The Confused Tom Friedman, Etc.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:21:22 +0000

Always. Trust. The. Shorter.™

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:14:37 +0000

Shit you’re right SqueakyRat. The web site said Floyd Brown but I had a brain fart when I wrote my insane rant. My sincerest apologies to the renowned 1st Am attorney Floyd Abrams of the ACLU.

[corrected rant]

Floyd BROWN [absolutely not Floyd Abrams who is a good guy, very sorry] is a seriously maladjusted imbecile with the emotional maturity of a spoiled 6-year old boy who throws a temper tantrum in the Toys R Us if mom won’t buy him another talking Shrek doll because he “accidently” lodged the last one up his ass trying to gross out his sister. The guy hates America, hates democracy and hates the truth. He is a festering slug of a sorry excuse for a human being who should crawl back under that dung-heap from whence he came. Fuck him. Fuck him twice with a hard bound edition of Glenn Beck’s Magum Opus “How to Sell Books to Idiots” or whatever the hell its called.

By: SqueakyRat

SqueakyRat — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 07:08:58 +0000

gocart — you do need to distinguish Floyd Brown from Floyd Abrams. Abrams is a venerable first-amendment lawyer, one of the good guys.

By: Another Kiwi

Another Kiwi — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 06:21:52 +0000

I love the smell of brunning straw in the morning.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 06:11:30 +0000

Is that bruning straw I smell

Straws! Is there nothing they can’t do?
Not only can you (1) cling to them; (2) break camels’ backs with them; (3) hide needles amongst them; and (4) knock down a straw man, but
(4) you can brun them in a MANGLED CLICHE FAIL, as an act of hommage to Friedman.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 06:03:15 +0000

This is Rush at his most soft and spoiled.
http://alllayedout.com/Images/Funny_Pics/graphics/why_fat_people_should_not_bungee_jump.jpg

I saw an exhibition of that photographer’s work once but to my shame, I cannot remember his name.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:55:08 +0000

So as it turns out, Obama has declared that Bush’s 1,200 signing statements could be ignored, and his own signing statements are generally based on sound interpretations of constitutional law, rather than that “Unitary Executive” garbage. And he’s signed executive orders requiring Guantanamo to be closed by January, for detainees to have trials/tribunals, and to ban the use of torture. Now, of course I would like him to order investigations and prosecutions and all that stuff, and I am disappointed he hasn’t, and that Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld et al will probably never have to stand trial in The Hague, but as Steerpike said, it wasn’t an election between Obama and Perfect; it was an election between Obama and McCain.

By: The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:58:36 +0000

#

OneMan said,

October 13, 2009 at 6:16

You know, I was once invited to a Cummunist party.

They talked a lot about a Buk-cake but I didn’t think it tasted very good.

You know, the first time I saw that word I assumed it was Norwegian, on the model of julekake or krumkake. True story.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:44:45 +0000

Is that bruning straw I smell

The Origin of the Straw Brunists. Also.

By: George Johnston

George Johnston — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:24:54 +0000

Industrial parks? I thought Tommy’s wife owned shopping malls.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:16:23 +0000

You know, I was once invited to a Cummunist party.

They talked a lot about a Buk-cake but I didn’t think it tasted very good.

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:56:11 +0000

I shall send him chocolate pie.

Oh baby, you knooooooooooooooooooooooow what I like! [/Big Bopper]

By: Another kiwi

Another kiwi — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:49:19 +0000

Sadlynaut SomeNYGuy
fixed ma poem really good.
He made it sound like it should.
I shall send him chocolate pie.

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:51:31 +0000

“I seem to remember widespread public outrage from the left in 2000 when the liberal media acting as the DNC’s mouthpiece accused Bush of stealing the election.”

I see what Saul’s problem is, he lives in an alternate universe, or perhaps the cultural summaries that were included with his forged passport and other documents were faulty.

By: N__B

N__B — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:50:39 +0000

N_B knows a lot about interior design for an “engineer.”

It’s for chatting up the chelli.

By: no salted earth?

no salted earth? — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:48:59 +0000

Oops, I don’t want to be an illiterate barbarian, I typed it too quick:

No salted earth? How will the progeny of the vanquished starve a slow horrible death, and weep for the end of their people? These liberals are so soft.

I don’t see how you can give a Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech that respects American Dominance without promising to salt the earth of your enemies.

PS: Also, what about blotting out the sun? And how about scorching the earth (ha! that will get them shaking in their boots, since they believe that global warming nonsense).

Anyway, good try Sadlyno, but I don’t think you have a good neocon Peace Prize acceptance speech in you.

By: no salted earth?

no salted earth? — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:45:27 +0000

No salted earth? How will the progeny of an vanquished starve a slow horrible death, and weep for the end of their people? These liberals are so soft.

I don’t see how you can give a Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech the respects American Dominence wtihout promising to salt the earth of your enemies.

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:42:13 +0000

I think Saul is a deep cover Al Qiada agent. What better cover than to use a Jewish name. Why has he never shown anyone his long form birth certificate? You can clear this up very simply Saul by hand delivering it to Sadly No! headquarters ASAP. Your failure to do so speaks volumes.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:39:05 +0000

N_B sez:

A faux troll is one painted to resemble the texture of a real troll. A distressed troll is one hit lightly with chains to increase its apparent age. A faux distressed troll is beaten after painting.

N_B knows a lot about interior design for an “engineer.”

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:36:34 +0000

The Moustache of Underwhelming has really taken one more giant step across the border into crazytown, hasn’t he?

Really? All that peacekeeping blather & “Our boys (oh, & girls) have the purest of motives” crap is the accepted, default position for the entire Media Village, & any suggestions otherwise are tantamount to treason, if not an indication that you may be crazy.

“I will accept this award on behalf of the American men and women who are still on patrol today in Iraq, helping to protect Baghdad’s fledgling government as it tries to organize the rarest of things in that country and that region — another free and fair election.”

If you think it’s crazy to be protecting a gov’t. that needs a foreign occupying force to protect it from its own people & their disinterest in democracy, well, you’re crazy, not Mustache Man.