Comments on: I Will Take My $19717.3 USD In Swankbucks

By: Chris Parmly

Chris Parmly — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:19:40 +0000

What kind of idiot calls someone a “Marxist Muslim?” It’s like calling someone a Republican Democrat, or a Catholic Scientologist, or a Seminole Gators fan. For God’s sake, weren’t you paying attention when 13,000 Russian commies and 70,000 Afghan Muslims were wiped out by a war with heavily religious overtones? A “Marxist Muslim?” Really Swank? Really?

By: Xboxershorts

Xboxershorts — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:32:00 +0000

Didja ever notice how these christian political bloggers and national review types never, ever have a comments section.

Are they THAT sure of their convictions?
Or do they fear rebuttal from the fact based community?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:23:59 +0000

we’re assuming a bloody lip and anal discharge.
THE STIGMATA, I HZ THEM!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:34:01 +0000

I can’t tell you why 7 is a significant number amongst crazy people who are keen to see the end of the world, but it is.

You are doubtless aware of George MIller’s seminal paper on “The Magical Number Seven, Plus or Minus Two: Some Limits on Our Capacity for Processing The Wounds of Christ”.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:09:33 +0000

That is some top quality Snark, Mister Aristophenes.

By: twif

twif — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:18:17 +0000

sadly enough, there are still people who deny tectonic theory and hold to the outdated notion that orogenic events are caused by the crust wrinkling as it cools and shrinks. as evidence, they claim there should be huge piles of sediment scraped off in the trenches. they conveinently ignore: a) there are thick sediments at the bottom of trenches; b) these processes take millenia and the compression of overlying layers of sediment is what fucking forms sedimentary rock (which subducts with the basalt; c) mid-ocean ridges; d) and so on…

naturally it is all just satan trying to confound us with facts.

By: Face Reader

Face Reader — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:11:32 +0000

How cum your survr is in a furrin cuntry?

By: DragosaniBOB

DragosaniBOB — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:09:33 +0000

So, why does this idiot say 7?

Facts standing in the way of a convenient corollary have never been a big issue with the bible beating crowd.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:57:44 +0000

PWS,

Seven churches, seven seals, seven stars, seven spirits, seven vials…there are 54 uses of the number seven in Revelation alone.

And of course, you know, the whole “created in seven days thing” might, you know, sort of maybe KIND OF be important to theology, don’t you think?

Also?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:56:22 +0000

One cannot be a Christian while applauding abortion. One cannot be a Christian while sanctioning sodomy.

I’m sure Swanky only uses Christ’s own words when condemning fags and sluts, right?

It’s really being awarded to the American people, for not voting Bible Spice into national office. Hey, I’ll take it.

So soon after being Time’s person of the year, too! The accolades just keep piling higher! And deeper.

By: pws

pws — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:38:57 +0000

It’s 5 wounds. It’s always been 5 wounds. When the Pilgrimage of Grace had their uprising against Henry VIII they named their army “The Army of the 5 wounds.” ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Wounds ) Not 7, 5. Right hand, left hand, right foot, left foot, side.

So, why does this idiot say 7? Well, it’s what we call significant-number-itis, an untreatable and degenerative disease.

Now, I can’t tell you why 7 is a significant number amongst crazy people who are keen to see the end of the world, but it is. (Someone more learn-ed than me might know. )

By: mmeetoilenoir lurktastique

mmeetoilenoir lurktastique — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:33:37 +0000

Absolutely everyone is knocking the Prize thing. It’s kinda sad. On Morning Joe, they were saying that Obama should figure out a way to give it back. There seems to be this weird tut-tutting about the whole matter, like he should be ashamed.

Then again, if someone acts stupidly in front of him, he can just be like, “SCUSE MAH NOBEL!” and slap the interloper upside the head with it. That could work.

By: 77south

77south — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:20:12 +0000

If God speaks through earthquakes, I can only conclude that he has the hippy hippy shakes.

By: Sirius Lunacy

Sirius Lunacy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:14:08 +0000

God speaks through earthquakes?

I have roughly translated God’s most recent quakespeak. He says “people who live in glass house should not build near fault lines.”

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:05:58 +0000

Such Norwegian “phoney baloney”is only taken seriously by the liberals

That’s why Sean Hannity was nominated for one :-)

By: Looch

Looch — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:05:07 +0000

And a commenter on a Wapo story about the NPP says this:

““radbwana wrote:
One should not forget that it is the Swedes who give the Nobel Prizes for science, etc. Norway gives the peace prize as nothing more than a socialist political statement.

Obama getting the Nobel for his international groveling is comparable to Nevile Chamberlain having received it (which he didn’t) for signing Britain over to the Nazis with the stroke of a pen.

Such Norwegian “phoney baloney”is only taken seriously by the liberals — Chris Matthews must be having another one of those Obama tingles running up his leg.

Perhaps the President can give the prize money to his former client, ACORN.”

Bubble. Pop. Squeak!

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:52:23 +0000

God speaks through earthquakes?

It’s kind of like a dialect of Wookiie.

By: Just Joe

Just Joe — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:50:41 +0000

“The problem, obviously, is that he didn’t say which penny they weren’t going to get.”

Bwahahahahahaha, I actually got that.

By: Sirius Lunacy

Sirius Lunacy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:49:46 +0000

sadlyno.com Estimated Worth $21761.3 USD

The value is skyrocketting!

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:48:19 +0000

I read that as “dude is Weta”

Dudes don’t need to be weta.

Chicks in T shirts with floppy breastseses need to be weta.