(Sorry I dunno how to bold the glennocidal sentence.)
ANOTHER UP
Asked if he was happy to hear her sobbing, he said, “Make my day.”
He noted many relatives of victims wept on the witness stand, then walked past him in the courtroom and looked his way without crying. “I find it disgusting that people come here to share their grief over the death of some other person,” he said.
“I’m glad there was pain, and I wish there will be more pain,” Moussaoui said. . . .
In a lengthy explanation of why he hates Americans, Moussaoui said Islam requires Muslims to be the world’s superpower as he flipped through a copy of the Quran searching for verses to support his assertion. He said one verse requires Muslims “to fight against all who believe not in Allah.”
“We have an obligation to be the superpower. You have to be subdued,” Moussaoui said. “America is a superpower and you want to eradicate Islam.”
Well, not before, but he may put the idea in a few folks’ heads. At any rate, this war isn’t about cultural insensitivity or intolerance, or imperialism. At least, not on our part. (Via Althouse).
C’mon, man, Photoshop? Everyone knows the internets run on the GIMP. Only Jacobites (Jacobies? Jacobins?) are still using that mud brick Limbaugh of a program.
Glenn also seems to be a bit soft on assassinating TV executives, from the beginning of that post:
WE CAN’T DISRESPECT RELIGION, CAN WE? Not the ones that might behead TV executives, anyway. But won’t there be more of those with this attitude? I guess this is a test case on whether people respond to incentives, or have overriding moral principles.
Glenn might say he’s not actually advocating the killing of TV execs, just making some sort of indecipherable joke. But, call the press traitors often enough and people begin to doubt your good faith on that issue.
Lost in the dizzying genius that produced the nickname “Doughy Pantload” for Jonah Goldberg was the fact that, in the very same post, I first christened Jeff Jacoby “Unfrozen Caveman Columnist.”
I can’t believe I used up all my ideas in one post! Idiot!
As Dr. Paul Blumenthal, professor of obstetrics and gynecology at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, puts it, “That’s a risk men are willing to take to have erections.”
Yeah, where the hell do they get off naming their award after a guy who, were he alive today, would be demanding violent overthrow of our fascist dictatorship?
Paine was a radical and an atheist. He’d likely have been declared an enemy combatant and tossed in Gitmo.
Gavin, do we even want to know why you were looking up stuff on these guys?
Because medical research, okay, because what if you had that song stuck in your head some day, and you walked around going doot-doot! for like nine hours?
C’mon, man, Photoshop? Everyone knows the internets run on the GIMP. Only Jacobites (Jacobies? Jacobins?) are still using that mud brick Limbaugh of a program.
GIMP is the hipper program, sure, but it’s consistently a year or two behind P-shop, and the interface is a major problem.
Because medical research, okay, because what if you had that song stuck in your head some day, and you walked around going doot-doot! for like nine hours?
That sounds about like how I spent November 3, 2004.
How is it that poor grammar correlates so neatly with defending Bush, time and time again?
CUZ,,,,GRAMMERS FOR ELEET LIBERALL WOMBBABY KILLR TRAITORS,,,,AND THEIR PERFESSERS,,,,,,THEIR TEH BIGEST MORANS ON TEH INTERWEBS!!1!11!1 THATS WHY,,,,,,,,,MORAN!1!!1! GO W!111!!11
Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak and shows you have no game.
Annie, I happen to know that Terry C has mad game. Sure, he doesn’t like to bang or dribble to his left, but his sweet stroke from beyond the arc more than makes up for it.
Man, this Jacoby guy is such a douche. I hope he doesn’t actually live here and is kind of Jay Severin psuedo townie. I’d hate to see him on the street and accidently make poopy on him.
Matt Weiner quotes above:Glenn also seems to be a bit soft on assassinating TV executives, from the beginning of that post:”WE CAN’T DISRESPECT RELIGION, CAN WE? Not the ones that might behead TV executives, anyway. But won’t there be more of those with this attitude? I guess this is a test case on whether people respond to incentives, or have overriding moral principles.”
Glenn might say he’s not actually advocating the killing of TV execs, just making some sort of indecipherable joke. But, call the press traitors often enough and people begin to doubt your good faith on that issue.Yeah, especially since one of the Sept. 11 victims was a TV executive, David Angell, exec producer of Frasier, who, with his wife, Lynn, was on board American flight 11. Glenn must have been two minds about that one, or even two, since obviously the wife was tainted by association. If Glenn protests, perhaps Ann Coulter will step in and strike the Angells from the list of Sept. 11 heroes and put them in the “traitor” column. Because, presumably, the Angells were Hollywood liberals and, had they somehow survived the crash, would have joined their liberal pals in sympathizing with the terrorists. . . . Right?
As the wheels continue to come off, sooner or later some unstable invidividual is going to whack somebody based on the advice of Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Goldstein, Mr. Limbaugh, et al.
So then they go up for accessory to murder, right?
Can “friends of the court” donate money to hire a hotshot laywer *for the prosecution* in a criminal case?
I expect not, but nonetheless I’ve got my check ready to fill out should that opportunity arise.
It never occurred to me that someone actually orginated “doughy pantload”. When I think of a time when that name was not known, that seems a dark dark time indeed.
I am SO glad to find that when people post screenshots, I’m not the only one who carefully examines them to see what they’re running and reading. God, I thought I was SICK. I’m gonna call right now and fire my therapist.
But Gavin, I do have one question. Why on earth don’t you “autohide” the task bar??
But Gavin, I do have one question. Why on earth don’t you “autohide” the task bar??
I just never liked that feature, with the taskbar always bouncing up and down. It’s like power windows in a car. Some people like ‘em, others like to turn the crank.
Bush actually caused the deaths of thousands of people. Moussaoui is a delusional loon who *wishes* he had, but was actually cut out of the loop by al-Qaeda because he was too unreliable.
mdhatter said,
April 14, 2006 at 2:22
is John being lazy?
mdhatter said,
April 14, 2006 at 2:24
oh, i see.
Ex-Fed said,
April 14, 2006 at 2:29
Eeeeugghghg. Maybe that intelligent design stuff is not so bad after all.
Jillian said,
April 14, 2006 at 3:10
Gavin, do we even want to know why you were looking up stuff on these guys?
jeff said,
April 14, 2006 at 3:11
More glennocide:
http://instapundit.com/archives/029693.php
(Sorry I dunno how to bold the glennocidal sentence.)
ANOTHER UP
Asked if he was happy to hear her sobbing, he said, “Make my day.”
He noted many relatives of victims wept on the witness stand, then walked past him in the courtroom and looked his way without crying. “I find it disgusting that people come here to share their grief over the death of some other person,” he said.
“I’m glad there was pain, and I wish there will be more pain,” Moussaoui said. . . .
In a lengthy explanation of why he hates Americans, Moussaoui said Islam requires Muslims to be the world’s superpower as he flipped through a copy of the Quran searching for verses to support his assertion. He said one verse requires Muslims “to fight against all who believe not in Allah.”
“We have an obligation to be the superpower. You have to be subdued,” Moussaoui said. “America is a superpower and you want to eradicate Islam.”
Well, not before, but he may put the idea in a few folks’ heads. At any rate, this war isn’t about cultural insensitivity or intolerance, or imperialism. At least, not on our part. (Via Althouse).
The Liberal Avenger said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:14
Does Jacoby actually live in Boston?
I’ll bet he’d be alot happier if he shaved off that beard.
ricky said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:16
That’s funny. But, come on, the missing link is between man and man.
Terry C said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:38
So how is Moussaoui any different than Bush?
Neither has any remorse for causing the deaths of thousands of people.
Oh, yeah – there IS a difference. Moussaoui was put on trial for what HE did.
When’s Bush’s turn?
Dan Someone said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:45
At any rate, this war isn’t about cultural insensitivity or intolerance, or imperialism. At least, not on our part.
So what is it about “on our part,” Glenno?
Chris said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:47
C’mon, man, Photoshop? Everyone knows the internets run on the GIMP. Only Jacobites (Jacobies? Jacobins?) are still using that mud brick Limbaugh of a program.
spiiderweb said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:49
Are you sure you chose the right image? I’m thinking this one.
annieangel said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:50
Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak and shows you have no game.
Matt Weiner said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:51
Glenn also seems to be a bit soft on assassinating TV executives, from the beginning of that post:
WE CAN’T DISRESPECT RELIGION, CAN WE? Not the ones that might behead TV executives, anyway. But won’t there be more of those with this attitude? I guess this is a test case on whether people respond to incentives, or have overriding moral principles.
Glenn might say he’s not actually advocating the killing of TV execs, just making some sort of indecipherable joke. But, call the press traitors often enough and people begin to doubt your good faith on that issue.
(btw, bold)
Matt Weiner said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:52
Fark. The last part of that worked on preview.
Anyway, for Jeff, type less than – b – greater than before the bold text, and less than – /b – greater than after the bold text.
(: Tom :) said,
April 14, 2006 at 4:55
That is teh funniest ever, Gavin. I am extremely glad I didn’t go back for a refill of my beverage before reading this one.
And, please, no disrespect intended, but it’s barely all I can do, I’m laughing so hard:
is John being lazy?
Posted by: mdhatter | April 14, 2006 02:22 AM
Sadly, No!
tg said,
April 14, 2006 at 5:06
Here in the dark
Watching the screen
Look at them fall
The final scene
Photoshopping to Freur … replacing baseball as the national pastime.
norbizness said,
April 14, 2006 at 5:08
Lost in the dizzying genius that produced the nickname “Doughy Pantload” for Jonah Goldberg was the fact that, in the very same post, I first christened Jeff Jacoby “Unfrozen Caveman Columnist.”
I can’t believe I used up all my ideas in one post! Idiot!
piotr said,
April 14, 2006 at 5:38
I must caution the readers of this esteemed blog that so-called “missing links” are, more often than not, fossilized evolutionary dead ends.
teh l4m3 said,
April 14, 2006 at 5:42
I still find myself disgusted that wingnuts have an award after a man who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire.
So much more evil than the Clare Booth Luce awards for Nazi Biotches.
shingles said,
April 14, 2006 at 5:44
As Dr. Paul Blumenthal, professor of obstetrics and gynecology at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, puts it, “That’s a risk men are willing to take to have erections.”
renato said,
April 14, 2006 at 6:03
Yeah, where the hell do they get off naming their award after a guy who, were he alive today, would be demanding violent overthrow of our fascist dictatorship?
Paine was a radical and an atheist. He’d likely have been declared an enemy combatant and tossed in Gitmo.
Akka's husband said,
April 14, 2006 at 6:04
But does this explain dwarfs+elves?
Now there are two more missing links. One on either side of Jeff.
So now we know someone’s linking up with Lucy Goldberg. Let’s just watch him try to claim he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman.
Tommy Yum said,
April 14, 2006 at 6:29
All hail the creator of “doughy pantload.” You, sir, belong to the ages.
Gavin M. said,
April 14, 2006 at 6:42
Gavin, do we even want to know why you were looking up stuff on these guys?
Because medical research, okay, because what if you had that song stuck in your head some day, and you walked around going doot-doot! for like nine hours?
Gavin M. said,
April 14, 2006 at 7:06
C’mon, man, Photoshop? Everyone knows the internets run on the GIMP. Only Jacobites (Jacobies? Jacobins?) are still using that mud brick Limbaugh of a program.
GIMP is the hipper program, sure, but it’s consistently a year or two behind P-shop, and the interface is a major problem.
I want to like GIMP, really I do.
Jessica Wilson said,
April 14, 2006 at 7:45
This is so fucking hilarious. Oh my god…
Mr. Jones. said,
April 14, 2006 at 9:01
I have cataracts. Help me.
scarshapedstar said,
April 14, 2006 at 9:17
Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak
It’s time never for homo nups global!
Scott said,
April 14, 2006 at 9:30
Doot Doot by Freur?
WOW, love the obscure stuff, it’s a great sex song.
Marq said,
April 14, 2006 at 10:30
Atrios snarked about this post–fix him next!
JohnD said,
April 14, 2006 at 13:10
I used to work with this guy, and suprise, suprise he is complete asshole.
Jillian said,
April 14, 2006 at 13:55
Because medical research, okay, because what if you had that song stuck in your head some day, and you walked around going doot-doot! for like nine hours?
That sounds about like how I spent November 3, 2004.
RickD said,
April 14, 2006 at 14:46
Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak and shows you have no game.
How is it that poor grammar correlates so neatly with defending Bush, time and time again?
(You don’t really need to answer that.)
Yosef said,
April 14, 2006 at 14:53
is John being lazy?
Posted by: mdhatter
No md, he’s just tired from hanging out with Katherine Harris all night.
Anonymous said,
April 14, 2006 at 15:02
How is it that poor grammar correlates so neatly with defending Bush, time and time again?
CUZ,,,,GRAMMERS FOR ELEET LIBERALL WOMBBABY KILLR TRAITORS,,,,AND THEIR PERFESSERS,,,,,,THEIR TEH BIGEST MORANS ON TEH INTERWEBS!!1!11!1 THATS WHY,,,,,,,,,MORAN!1!!1! GO W!111!!11
MCH said,
April 14, 2006 at 15:08
That would be a fabulous Cobag Awards category: “And now up for the anti-prestigious ‘BIGEST MORAN ON TEH INTERWEBS!!1!1!’ Award goes to….”
Dan Someone said,
April 14, 2006 at 15:40
GIMP has a huge advantage over P-shop: It’s like 10000000000% cheaper. As in free.
Almost entirely incomprehensible to a complete novice like me, but hey, free dummy.
Ben S. said,
April 14, 2006 at 15:42
Annie, I happen to know that Terry C has mad game. Sure, he doesn’t like to bang or dribble to his left, but his sweet stroke from beyond the arc more than makes up for it.
tigrismus said,
April 14, 2006 at 15:42
There’s also a free online book to help bridge the comprehensibility gap.
Ben said,
April 14, 2006 at 16:45
Man, this Jacoby guy is such a douche. I hope he doesn’t actually live here and is kind of Jay Severin psuedo townie. I’d hate to see him on the street and accidently make poopy on him.
Anonymous said,
April 14, 2006 at 16:47
a “Jay Severin pseudo townie” even.
Ben S. said,
April 14, 2006 at 16:56
I just realized that I assumed Terry C is male. How androcentric of me! How gauche!
Lex said,
April 14, 2006 at 17:04
Winamp rocks.
Lucy said,
April 14, 2006 at 17:05
Matt Weiner quotes above:Glenn also seems to be a bit soft on assassinating TV executives, from the beginning of that post:”WE CAN’T DISRESPECT RELIGION, CAN WE? Not the ones that might behead TV executives, anyway. But won’t there be more of those with this attitude? I guess this is a test case on whether people respond to incentives, or have overriding moral principles.”
Glenn might say he’s not actually advocating the killing of TV execs, just making some sort of indecipherable joke. But, call the press traitors often enough and people begin to doubt your good faith on that issue.Yeah, especially since one of the Sept. 11 victims was a TV executive, David Angell, exec producer of Frasier, who, with his wife, Lynn, was on board American flight 11. Glenn must have been two minds about that one, or even two, since obviously the wife was tainted by association. If Glenn protests, perhaps Ann Coulter will step in and strike the Angells from the list of Sept. 11 heroes and put them in the “traitor” column. Because, presumably, the Angells were Hollywood liberals and, had they somehow survived the crash, would have joined their liberal pals in sympathizing with the terrorists. . . . Right?
LittlePig said,
April 14, 2006 at 17:32
Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak and shows you have no game.
Let’s see.
Mossaoui kills innocent civilians in a country that was, at the very most, only a marginal threat to him or his people.
George Bush kills innocent civilians in a country that was, at the very most, only a marginal threat to him or his people.
Now, Mossaoui intended to kill innocents, while for George it’s just part of making an omelet, but the justifications of the two men are identical.
Excepting, of course, Mossaoui wasn’t rolling the dice on the hope of long term cheap oil.
LittlePig said,
April 14, 2006 at 17:39
As the wheels continue to come off, sooner or later some unstable invidividual is going to whack somebody based on the advice of Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Goldstein, Mr. Limbaugh, et al.
So then they go up for accessory to murder, right?
Can “friends of the court” donate money to hire a hotshot laywer *for the prosecution* in a criminal case?
I expect not, but nonetheless I’ve got my check ready to fill out should that opportunity arise.
Kathleen said,
April 14, 2006 at 18:58
It never occurred to me that someone actually orginated “doughy pantload”. When I think of a time when that name was not known, that seems a dark dark time indeed.
mikey said,
April 14, 2006 at 22:22
I am SO glad to find that when people post screenshots, I’m not the only one who carefully examines them to see what they’re running and reading. God, I thought I was SICK. I’m gonna call right now and fire my therapist.
But Gavin, I do have one question. Why on earth don’t you “autohide” the task bar??
mikey
Gavin M. said,
April 14, 2006 at 22:41
But Gavin, I do have one question. Why on earth don’t you “autohide” the task bar??
I just never liked that feature, with the taskbar always bouncing up and down. It’s like power windows in a car. Some people like ‘em, others like to turn the crank.
anon. said,
April 15, 2006 at 21:15
“So how is Moussaoui any different than Bush?”
Bush actually caused the deaths of thousands of people. Moussaoui is a delusional loon who *wishes* he had, but was actually cut out of the loop by al-Qaeda because he was too unreliable.