Comments on: Brief Encounter (Cue Rach 2)

By: parsec

parsec — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:34:20 +0000

“I wrote Dreams of my father and … Beowulf!”

By: Jeffraham Prestonian

Jeffraham Prestonian — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:52:57 +0000

Over at tennesseefree.com, I call “serr8d” “Rusty.”

‘Cause, yeah… he’s pretty goddamned dull.
.

By: St. Bina, Patron of Antiterrorism Experts

St. Bina, Patron of Antiterrorism Experts — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:52:48 +0000

A confession...I wrote War and Peace. Also Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights. And The Diary of Anne Frank, also. PS: "Serr8d" = not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Literally.

By: Kilkee

Kilkee — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:40:48 +0000

True story: I met Barack Obama in the security line at Denver airport in the fall of 2006. We had a very pleasant conversation. A man I now recognise as press secretary Gibbs was with him. Obama signed an autograph for my grandson with a nice inspirational message. He headed for his flight, wished me safe travels, and admitted to no nefarious plan to take over the country and enslave all us white folk.

By: Masturb8d

Masturb8d — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:01:46 +0000

Hey, you lefty…moon…turds!!!! Leave my brother alone!!! Serr8d is busy wrecking havoc (that’s right, wrecking havoc — wreaking havoc is for lefty pussy monkeys like you) on insufferable politicos and pundits with vicious photoshops. He has a whole family of us* to support, and doesn’t need to waste time on you boogersnot poop faces!

*There’s me, our brothers Constip8d, Castig8d, Inciner8d, Addlep8d, Fell8d, Unr8d (he’s got a potty mouth), Infl8d and Defl8d (the twins), F8d, Gr8d, H8d, our little Goth sister J8d…even our Italian cousin Alfr8o.

By: Larkspur

Larkspur — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:20:09 +0000

Preview will mess with your head, Jim. Certainly not every time; it’ll lull you into thinking that everything is both hunky and dory, then it up and spanks you.

By: DragosaniBOB

DragosaniBOB — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:28:21 +0000

I knew it! Ha! But wait, that means your typing this, so your me….

*MIND BLOWN*

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:15:27 +0000

Yes indeed, reading the thread, reading the thread.

I am the true author of this thread*. You can line up for autographs on the left, have your twenty bucks ready.

*All. One. Guy.

By: jim

jim — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:10:52 +0000

Those question-marks were musical notes in preview.

WordPress did WTC – pass it on.

By: jim

jim — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:09:27 +0000

Holy fook.

If teh stupid really DID burn, these fuckers would’ve all been turned into briquettes long ago.

These people must have to have instructions printed on every second sheet of their toilet-paper.

*strikes tuning-fork, hums*

?? Whennnnnnnnn an AyersHole gapes wide,
& wingnuts all jump inside, ?
that’s a Goatse! ?

By: Looch

Looch — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:05:57 +0000

Shit like that don’t just buff out.

Nor, one suspects, does she.

By: Larkspur

Larkspur — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:47:14 +0000

I think you are all being a little mean to Ms. Leary. I mean, I know things – I’m from San Francisco – and it’s not Anne’s fault that her late husband fed her umpteen dozen hits of windowpane over the years. Shit like that don’t just buff out.

By: J—

J— — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:28:47 +0000

Allow me to explain the difference. When one speaks of JDs, one is referring to the Hardest Working Man in Show Business’ backup band. “Without no doubt, these are the JDs!” PhD, in turn, is the title of an ACDC song. “Cause I’m PhD!”

By: Lolly

Lolly — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:20:06 +0000

Principal Blackman said,

October 7, 2009 at 19:49

I have successfully re-enacted the writing of Dreams of My Father in my sandbox using GI Joes, and my re-enactment has proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that B. HUSSEIN Obama could not possibly have written that book. The smoking gun? Well, here’s my receipt from the toy store where I bought the GI Joes.

But did you shoot the watermelons? I won’t believe it until I see the receipt from Walmart showing that you purchased watermelons to shoot in your backyard with that smoking gun.

By: Nona Joburg

Nona Joburg — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:02:29 +0000

At school I saw Bill Ayers and Obama in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. Attached please find this construction paper hand-turkey and the uneaten portion of my Sloppy Joe, which should corroborate my testimony.

Sincerely,
An Insane Person

(PS I am not insane)

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:42:45 +0000

Yes indeed, reading the thread, reading the thread.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:39:08 +0000

An MD isn’t really scholarly research (although many MDs go into research). It is a professional degree, really. But they’re the people who get called real doctors.

By: chris brown

chris brown — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:34:52 +0000

I’m loving the fact he got picked up godbless..

By: Batocchio

Batocchio — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:22:20 +0000

Jonah Goldberg has sniffed around this, too:

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/10/07/ayers/

By: kc

kc — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:21:32 +0000

Then, unprompted he said–I wrote Dreams From My Father.

I’ll bet he followed that revelation with a big fat MUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!