Easy, they’ll just say that it strengthens their case and leave it at that.

I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.

The truly amusing part of Eirkson’s cunning plan is this: Under Georgia law, public sector unions have no ability to collectively bargain, there are no protections against discipline or discharge for union activity, and of course it is illegal to strike. If Erikson’s cunning plan succeeded, and the police functions were contracted out to a private company, Georgia law would no longer apply, but the National Labor Relations Act — which governs private-sector labor relations — would. That would mean that all of the protections afforded by the National Labor Relations Act would apply to the police. Thus, among other things, the employer would be under a federal-law duty to bargain in good faith with a majority representative of the police officers and police officers would have the right to strike.

Wasn’t Ayn Rand an atheist?

In the absence of mirrors perhaps.

Forty words to say “liberals = BAD”. Also rich: accusing us of rejecting biblical standards, then reparaphrasing the Bible, including excising bits, because they think actual translations are too liberal.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/?title=Main_Page

Power, Profit and Passion, the Gospel According to Marshall.

“Jesus, what if I told you that the meek could inherit something a whole lot better than the earth?”

“Jesus I used to be like you… dirty, smelly, thinking I was the son of god.”

It’s so full of win I just want to transcribe the whole thing.

Steerpike said,

October 5, 2009 at 16:30

This is why Christians love them some innocent Baby Jesus in a manger, and some crucified Jesus on a Stick–because in both tableaux, He is mute. He is either cooing happily as the bestest lil’ baby ever, or writhing in silent agony on the cross–either way, NOT. TALKING. It’s the stuff he was saying between, those 2 iconic times that caused the problems.

THIS.

That one has to be a parody plant.

Isn’t that what Mark Foley asked the pages to do?

Am I a bad person for wanting a version of the Holy Bimble that has been rendered into Badly-translated-from-Japanese-assembly-instructions English?

If a man goes to sleeping with a companion squire while it became with a woman (or Thirteen-year oldmaiden consent without), is the Homonups! They must be pressed on Internets by a white pair in of also the subpar Before-All-Hallows livery “Woman-Salesman and Sexcrafter”.

“Do not inrest tab A into slot B for leads to CONFUSION.”

I just gotta their definition:

A liberal (also leftist) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing.

I assume this was drafted in answer to the question, “Mommy, what’s a liberal”?