Comments on: Friday Video is Saturday Audio

By: Marq

Marq — Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:07:00 +0000

So I guess what I'm asking is, should I go ahead and get started, or just wait for the "Raid"ioactive Pest Fogger Of Imperialism to solve my moth problem for me? What d'y'all think?

Oh, cripes, you don't want to do that! If bad 50s Sci-Fi movies have taught us anything, it's that bugs + radiation = giant bugs. So, unless you want your situation to end up like "The Beginning of the End" or "Them," you'd best use more traditional methods.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:54:41 +0000

And D., I’d suggest cedar, but I’m objectively pro-Lebanon, and as such, not worth listening to.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:49:52 +0000

Yes, we know how much Gavin loves his "whites". And his lawn jockey.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:19:48 +0000

I have something to take your mind off the impending immolation….

Just type the URL “hotlesbiansheepaction.com” into your browser and see what you get. It’s totally worksafe, I promise.

And if you’ve seen it before, you may not know that it’s new and improved.

It is, however, an insult to hot lesbian sheep everywhere.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:59:49 +0000

Yeah, and Netflix can go sit and spin…

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:55:47 +0000

I think the moths have gone through any linen.

So, in general, what I am hearing at the moment is “Screw the spring cleaning and the diet!”
Man, no wonder Americans are not bothering to save for retirement. I’m not even sure there’s any point in cancelling my movie channel once the free introduction month is done.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:46:40 +0000

What really sucks is those ‘dirty bombs.’ You’re sitting there in a nice, fresh white linen suit, and whammo.

By: Operative 453

Operative 453 — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:46:25 +0000

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By: Mal de mer

Mal de mer — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 00:04:23 +0000

I’d like to tell you what I think, but I don’t want to end up on any “no fly lists.” My CSIS shadow (hi, operative 453!) is looking a little harried these days.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 18:05:59 +0000

Um, about that Hersh thing…

I got these clothes moths currently in my walk-in closet, don’t ask, it involves more bitching about the housemates.
Anyway, apparently to get rid of them, I have to move everything out of there, wash it all in extra hot water or have it dry cleaned if that’s not possible, vacuum the whole thing down, steam clean the carpet, apply pesticide spray and then convince the pets not to lick the baseboards, and then wait a couple days and move everything back in. (This is, I guess, because the moths in question are impervious to the three types of pheromone traps I can get for moth control, which I suppose is a good thing, I mean, I’d hate to see Focus on the Family get all up in arms about attempted moth miscegenation or something.)

Anyway, this all seems like a huge job. And not just because I’m lazy. It just seems like a total pain in the ass, and a time-consuming one at that.

So I guess what I’m asking is, should I go ahead and get started, or just wait for the “Raid”ioactive Pest Fogger Of Imperialism to solve my moth problem for me?
What d’y'all think?

By: Jillian

Jillian — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:49:23 +0000

What we really need right now is a betting pool on when exactly the war with Iran will start. My brain says sometime in October, to tweak the midterm elections, but my gut says this summer for some reason I can’t put my finger on.

In a moment of homage to all the Adult Swim I’ve been watching of late, I’m going to go with my gut and put my marker on August 14. Any takers?

And thanks for that track, Gavin. There was something about it that I don’t have the words for, really, but it made me happy.