Comments on: Was Census Worker Bill Sparkman a Rascally Long-Eared Galoot?

By: perdurabo

perdurabo — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:05:33 +0000

wow, cool, looks like the linky-thingy works just fine!!! my bad…and enjoy!

By: perdurabo

perdurabo — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:04:08 +0000

Do we have a youtube of Gabby Johnson ‘ala Blazing Saddles? Ah…here it is…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

sorry, no imbed….comp nOoB here….

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:57:24 +0000

Dongicons

I played that on my old Nintendo last night!

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:44:14 +0000

Hey, I read on the internet recently that ” . . .Dan Riehl assraped Bill Sparkman with a cub scout’s dick, killed him, and then fucked his corpse with his mother’s dildo. All while his Lord and Master Satan laughed and applauded.”

Is this true? Why is the MSM silent about this? Why is Dan Riehl silent about this? Hmmm, I wonder.

By: Nom de Plume

Nom de Plume — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:36:59 +0000

Okay, so my sources (i.e., this thread) indicate that Dan Riehl assraped Bill Sparkman with a cub scout’s dick, killed him, and then fucked his corpse with his mother’s dildo. All while his Lord and Master Satan laughed and applauded.

This is why I love the internet. So much information at one’s fingertips.

By: ckc (not kc)

ckc (not kc) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:32:33 +0000

..from Dan Riehl to R.S. McCain to Malkin to Penis & shit.

…the trend is certainly positive.

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:17:54 +0000

This thread went from Dan Riehl to R.S. McCain to Malkin to Penis & shit. I think our standards are improving.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:10:21 +0000

Shaking it more than three times is the playing-with-yourself of Dribble Fascism.

Flailed PENIS reference.

By: N__B

N__B — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:04:37 +0000

gocart mozart – You’re too self-aware.

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:02:27 +0000

I can do Pastor Swank’s or Ed Anger’s job, don’t you think?

By: The Kid from Kounty Meath

The Kid from Kounty Meath — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:59:59 +0000

Down with the Toilet Czar! Shaking it more than three times is the playing-with-yourself of Dribble Fascism.
…What? It’s late.

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:58:55 +0000

“. . . not to mention (among others): volume, consistency, color, buoyancy.”

Of course, numerous FDA (Food and Dump Administration) regulations will go into effect. Soon you will only be able to flush twice per day under the dictates of our new watermelon overlords (green on the outside, red on the inside, get it?). This Nation is going into the Shitter as we speak while your own feces won’t be able to get halfway down the pipes unless you worship The Obamamessia. Defecation without representation it is, that’s what I say. I want my country back!!

By: kingubu

kingubu — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:55:23 +0000

not to mention (among others): volume, consistency, color, buoyancy The Bristol* Stool Scale *Any resemblance between the name of this POOP scale and that of a certain former Governor's daughter is unfortunate and coincidental and you're a big mean Liberal poopy-doodyhead for even thinking such a thing. Also.

By: N__B

N__B — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:40:09 +0000

Czar: Was it compact, well-formed, and non-odoriferous?

Me: Well…I had sloppy joes for lunch.

Czar: Off with his bowels!

By: ckc (not kc)

ckc (not kc) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:37:27 +0000

..the number of times you take a dump

not to mention (among others): volume, consistency, color, buoyancy

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:34:56 +0000

Beware of Obama/Hitler’s new toilet Czar. Federal agents will be monitoring the number of times you take a dump soon. I want my country back!!!

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:29:38 +0000

I think its a good idea if all those salt of the Earth Kentucky murkins go all Galt on the census. Less congressional representation from Kentucky will be good for the country and considering the douchebags they normally elect, better for the people of Kentucky also.

By: N__B

N__B — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:16:54 +0000

he resents answering questions (on the Census) about the number of bathrooms in his house.

Dis he give you a reason? Is he afraid of a federal toilet tax? Are bathrooms the Jews of architectural fascism?

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:14:47 +0000

I had a short argument with a Republican who supports the Patriot Act and said he resents answering questions (on the Census) about the number of bathrooms in his house. I checked the 2010 short Census form and couldn’t find that question, though if it was asked of me I wouldn’t give a shit, frankly, especially if I supported the Patriot Act. Which I don’t.

By: N__B

N__B — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:10:40 +0000

Never figured out why that guy with the broom needs to be there.

Cleaning compulsions follow having your testicles replaced with stones?