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Was Census Worker Bill Sparkman a Rascally Long-Eared Galoot?
Like D.A. below, I ain’t ever spoke ill of the dead and I ain’t gone start with this Bill Sparkman feller who I done caught snoopin’ around my carrot farm early in the mornin’. But there’s talk down here that there was a no-good long-eared galoot who was a-dressin’ up as a woman and tryin’ to seduce me t’ git at my carrots and then a-blast me with a canon and…
OOOOOOOO!!!!
I shoulda known it was you, rabbit! Git back here, ya rascal, git back here so I can blast ya! OOOOOOOO, I hate that thar long-eared galoot!!!
Above: There’s no a-foolin’ Yosemite Riehl.
Scott said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:10
Oh, please, some comparisons just go too far. Sam is handsomer, smarter, and more manly than Riehl.
And Yosemite Sam never raped and murdered a child, which is what I hear about this Dan Riehl fellow.
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:13
The only explanation I can think of for why Dan Riehl is still refusing to comment on the numerous very serious allegations that he is a serial child rapist is that he has something to hide. He may even have lawyered up at this point.
Scott said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:14
Is it true that the local airport has been warned to watch for Dan Riehl in case he tries to flee the country?
mmy said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:17
Okay, this was funny, but seriously: we had a guy call for the end of women’s suffrage today, and another guy call for a military coup which he termed a “family intervention.” I thought those idiots would have you tied up in SadlyKnots right about now.
tigrismus said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:17
I’m hoping Riehl catches a case of the Gremlins real hard.
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:17
Ah heerd Dan Riehl wunce sed to a little feller playin’ a banjo, “Ah’m gone maik yew skwill laik a peeg!”
Brad said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:18
I thought those idiots would have you tied up in SadlyKnots right about now.
Once we get going on a running gag, it’s tough to get off it.
phleabo said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:19
I demand that you cease and desist this slanderous and inappropriate commentary about Dan Riehl.
It’s only appropriate to talk this way about someone who is dead, and no longer defend themselves, and appearances to the contrary, Mr. Riehl is most likely not dead, and it’s irresponsible to speculate about such things.
tigrismus said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:19
we had a guy call for the end of women’s suffrage today, and another guy call for a military coup which he termed a “family intervention.” I thought those idiots would have you tied up in SadlyKnots right about now.
No kidding. I expected folks to be all OVER Perry’s “Final Solution to the Obama Problem.”
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:19
I object to this defamation of Yosemite Sam, one of the most beloved cartoon characters of my childhood. Sam never raped and murdered children and while he may have tried to shoot rabbits and other varmints, he certainly never had sex with them like Dan Riehl did, or so I have heard.
Ehmer Fudd said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:21
I too muss stwongwee object to da use of my good fwiend, Yosemite Sam, to depict a child wapist and mowesteh.
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuh…
BozellFan said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:24
You libs sure do like acting classless. Maybe if your heros did some reporting like Dan Riehl, you wouldnt have to resort to name-calling and cussing.
Scott said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:28
Hey, BozellFan, do you fuck your mother with that cock?
St. Xecky Gilchrist said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:30
Maybe if your heros did some reporting like Dan Riehl, you wouldnt have to resort to name-calling and cussing.
We do that reporting ourselves – see several comments above and in previous threads re: Dan’s serial child-raping and murder spree.
tigrismus said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:32
Reporting = calling someone a pedophile with no evidence and no research to support his easily refutable “reasons”
Name calling = pointing out that’s fucking* stupid
* CUSSING! Eeeeeeeek!
Seriously, though, what kind of person IMMEDIATELY assumes a dead guy who was a scout leader who might or might not have any kids is a pedophile? And then accuses people who don’t of jumping to conclusions?
Pryme said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:32
Why is there a picture of John Bolton on here?
Scott said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:32
Wait, wait, Dan Riehl raped and murdered several children? This is horrible! I assume he’s denied it, right? ‘Cause if he hadn’t, that’s pretty clear proof that he’s trying to hide something…
Scott said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:35
Ahh, why do we even bother. BozellFan will never come back. Trolls these days have no staying power at all.
Scott said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:36
Though in recognition of Brent Bozell, I think it is worth mentioning that today is Blasphemy Day, and that the Three-in-One Trinity means that Jesus fucked his own mother in order to conceive himself.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:37
“BozellFan”??? Such a thing exists???
tigrismus said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:38
Trolls these days have no staying power at all.
And with socialized medicine, the needful research to develop Trollagra will NEVER BE DONE. Won’t someone think of the children, and their granite counter tops?
The Authentic said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:39
I’m still here, libs, but you people bore me to tears. I’m outta here.
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:41
The latest from Dan.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Bill Sparkman: Was There Evidence Of Sexual Activity?
I don’t get this reference from an investigator involved in the case. h/t Captain Joe.
The investigator suggested reporters research the death of David Carradine, an actor whose body was found bound in a closet following death by apparent autoerotic asphyxiation.
Just because someone is bound to a tree, it doesn’t strike me as enough to start thinking along those lines. If I were guessing, I’d say it suggests the autopsy may have showed some signs of recent sexual activity. That would include masturbation. That, or the investigator made a pretty strange reference for no reason.
Also, given some of the recent local political issues involving the Feds, I’m not ruling out some type of cover up in this case. If it was a twisted and vindictive act of payback to the Federal Government from some powerful people just wanting to lash out, there’s no telling how they might try and influence things.
Why else make that comment? Any ideas? All, see the latest from Stacy McCain here.
tigrismus said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:41
Holy crap, and I just realized that could be taken for a pedophilia joke instead of a Total Internet-Tradition Awareness shout out. Dang it, I guess I’ll never think like Dan Riehl.
Tommmcatt said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:48
The Authentic said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:39 (kill)
I’m still here, libs, but you people
bore me to tearshumilate me for my half-assed ideas and make me cry like a little girl. I’moutta heretoo butthurt to comment here anymore.See. All fixed now. You’re welcome, Troofus!
Marion in Savannah said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:50
“Though in recognition of Brent Bozell, I think it is worth mentioning that today is Blasphemy Day, and that the Three-in-One Trinity means that Jesus fucked his own mother in order to conceive himself.”
It’s really much more complicated than that. Jesus’ ghost (the Holy Spirit) knocked up Jesus’ mom, so Jesus was dead before he was born and it was his ghost that knocked up his mother. Or something like that. I’m not sure where the Father part comes in… My brane how haz a hurt.
Marion in Savannah said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:51
NOW haz a hurt…
Rusty Shackleford said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:55
What about those kids Dan Riehl raped and killed, while he videotaped the whole thing? Has he been arrested yet?
Scott said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:56
There’s a certain class of christian who you can really throw into a rage by reminding them that Jesus had to take at least one shit every day.
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:57
Just because someone is bound to a tree, it doesn’t strike me as enough to start thinking along those lines. If I were guessing, I’d say it suggests the autopsy may have showed some signs of recent sexual activity. That would include masturbation.
Has anyone tried to jerk off with his hands bound with duct tape?
Besides me, I mean?
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:58
It’s really much more complicated than that. Jesus’ ghost (the Holy Spirit) knocked up Jesus’ mom, so Jesus was dead before he was born and it was his ghost that knocked up his mother.
This is precisely why Jor-El forbid Kal-El from time travel.
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 21:59
In related news, Robert Stacy McCain tries to get laid. He uses his vast “charm” in an attempt to pick up a young KY reporter half his age. Warning: Contains video of McCain using his vast charm.
http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/09/kentuckys-morgan-bowling-vs-ny-idiot.html
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:03
Miss Bowling is not exactly what someone in New York or Washington might expect a small-town Kentucky girl to be. She wears black fingernail polish and black clothes, has a sort of alternative-rock hairstyle and sports a “Johnny Cash Is My Friend” bumper sticker on her car. After we had talked for several minutes about the Sparkman case and the situation in Clay County, I asked her, “What’s up with the tattoo on your neck?”
“More importantly, do you take it up the ass? You seem like one of those slutty types.”
Jesus fucking Christ. I want to punch this guy in the kidneys.
M. Bouffant said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:04
actor, ‘zat some sort of “sex like a dinosaur” reference?
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:05
actor, ‘zat some sort of “sex like a dinosaur” reference?
Which? The masturbation or the JorEl reference?
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:06
Miss Bowling is not exactly what someone in New York or Washington might expect a small-town Kentucky girl to be. She wears black fingernail polish and black clothes, has a sort of alternative-rock hairstyle and sports a “Johnny Cash Is My Friend” bumper sticker on her car.
Uhhhhhhhh, no, this is almost precisely what I would imagine a small-town girl from hillbilly country would be like…
M. Bouffant said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:10
She wears black fingernail polish and black clothes, has a sort of alternative-rock hairstyle and sports a “Johnny Cash Is My Friend” bumper sticker on her car.
Nope, I’d never expect a “small-town Kentucky girl” to have a “J. C. Is My Friend” bumper sticker. Never. (Johnny C. or Jesus the C.)
Note to Stace: Here in the 21st century the only “small towns” left are places w/ neither the web or satellite tee vee. Like, almost none.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:11
Uhhhhhhhh, no, this is almost precisely what I would imagine a small-town girl from hillbilly country would be like…
Right? Girl’s totally stealing my style circa 1995!
Scott said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:12
I’m not clicking on that link unless the video ends with Morgan Bowling beating Stacy McCain into a coma.
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:12
I have always found discussions of unsolved murders to be a good icebreaker when I try to pick up chicks. You should try it some times.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:15
I have always found discussions of unsolved murders to be a good icebreaker when I try to pick up chicks.
As long as you call them Miss _____, it’s totally not creepy.
M. Bouffant said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:15
From the Gizoogle “I like to” & look at the suggestions thing:
I get “i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur”.
Or a masturbating dino. No wonder Barney’s all purple.
Wyatt Watts III said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:16
Home video of Dan Riehl:
He’s the guy in the big black hat.
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:18
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Um, no. I was referring to the fact that Sparkman “allegedly” was bound with duct tape, hand and foot, and Riehl’s claim that any sexual activity was self-inflicted.
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:19
Home video of Dan Riehl:
Hey that’s Benny Hill as the other guy.
M. Bouffant said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:21
I knew what you meant, but my associate Dr. Freud may think there’s something deeper going on there.
Wyatt Watts III said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:22
Hey that’s Benny Hill as the other guy.
Coincidentally, when Dan Riehl is chasing his victims, everything speeds up while Yakkety Sax plays.
Mentis Fugit said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:22
phleabo said,
Mr Riehl is not dead, but the stench surrounding him is the decomposing remains of his soul.
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:22
I’m not aFreud!
The Kid from Kounty Meath said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:25
“Yakkety Sax” is the Wagner of Bennyhill Fascism.
Wyatt Watts III said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:30
“Yakkety Sax” is the Wagner of Bennyhill Fascism.
Wagner? Ah, and now the thread comes full circle back to Bugs…
Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit…
M. Bouffant said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:30
Cornfed Wankee suggests that because coup fantasizer Perry worked for the Johnson & Carter Admins., he’s a leftist, & therefore it’s a leftist fantasy. Not to mention Gore Vidal, who is lefty-left++left.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:33
Once we get going on a running gag, it’s tough to get off it.
Veiled bondage reference, or veiled ejaculation reference?
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:36
Once we get going on a running gag, it’s tough to get off it.
Veiled bondage reference, or veiled ejaculation reference?
Running gag is how Dan Riehl keeps the boys he rapes quiet.
Wyatt Watts III said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:38
Veiled bondage reference, or veiled ejaculation reference?
Dear Dan Savage,
I like to wear a veil when I tie myself up and jerk off. Should I feel abnormal?
Sincerely,
V’Jer
D.N. Nation said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:38
M. Bouffant-
Aww. Too bad Cornfed’s comment section can’t play along:
Great friends as always, Yanker!
No-Visible-Means said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:39
This was my mental image.
Willy said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:43
Newsmax says this about Perry:
“He has no official relationship with Newsmax other than as an unpaid blogger.”
But Perry’s article says this:
“John L. Perry, a prize-winning newspaper editor and writer [...] is a regular columnist for Newsmax.com.”
= = = = = = = =
Hey Newsmax, don’t knock anyone over backing up so fast!
The Concept of Prizes and/or Newspapers said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:46
We know him not.
Willy said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:46
TIDOS Wankee: “He is trying to socialize every industry.”
Howzabout them greeeuls?
Weber-Stephen Products Co.
200 East Daniels Road
Palatine, IL 60067-6266
ZOMFG! Right in Obama’s back pocket!
Cohnfed'ruht Yankuh said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:47
Thuh fact aiyuss, Obammy’s a-comin’ to take mah guns and mah char-coal greeyull! Awdressuh my pownt, damn dirtuh libruls!
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:47
“John L. Perry, a prize-winning newspaper editor and writer [...] is a regular columnist for Newsmax.com.”
Also, too bad for Wankee that his bio is labeled “Right Angles,” which I would assume is a cheesy bad “news” site pun meaning “Conservative Viewpoints.”
Scott said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:49
Yeah, Newsmax probably got a visit from the Secret Service, and they reminded them about what happened to Tim McVeigh’s friends. I’m surprised the little chickenshits haven’t draped the site in Obama logos already…
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:55
In comments, he writes: “And for the record, merely writing for NewsMax is hardly proof of someone’s political alliances. Dick Morris, Susan Estrich, Ed Koch, and Lanny Davis are all Democrats who write for NewsMax.”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL at Dick Morris and Lanny Davis as “Democrats,” much less “leftists.”
Whatta chode.
The Tragically Flip said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:57
Didn’t Ed Koch endorse Bush in 2004?
N__B said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:59
Ed Koch had some leftist leanings in the 60s. They were gone by the time he was mayor…although his repeated trashing of Guiliani in the 90s and 00s has apparently convinced some people that Ed moved to the left.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:59
There are serious allegations that Dan Riehl traveled to Colombia, where he raped a dancing donkey. This would fit into a pattern of donkey rapes perpetrated by Riehl.
In fact, certain anonymous sources indicate that when the celebrated pun-dette Ana Marie Cox achieved financial success due to her status as a noted blogger and television personality, she purchased a parcel of land in semi-rural Loudoun County, Virginia, which is commonly referred to as “horse country”. Not being an equestrian, she is nevertheless alleged to have bought a miniature donkey, which was a favorite with sick children and despondent senior citizens of the community. Dan Riehl is alleged to have become obsessed with Ana Marie Cox’ “sweet little ass” (it is conjectured that, being a corpulent and lethargic man, he grew tired of carrying a reinforced apple crate from field to field during his nightly depredations), and to have “taken it from behind”. Of course, it is to be assumed that Mr Riehl was forced to approach his equine victim from behind due to the constraints of comparative anatomy.
The Tragically Flip said,
September 30, 2009 at 22:59
Honestly I’m only surprised that Newsmax pulled the piece and withdrew. So calling for a coup d’etat is for the moment the line they won’t cross, huh?
For now, anyway, I’m sure in a few months hours there will be other RWNM authors calling that newsmax piece ahead of its time as they openly and brazenly demand the military arrest Obama.
They’re just socializing the idea for now.
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:00
Ed Koch had some leftist leanings in the 60s. They were gone by the time he was mayor
In fairness, it took until his third term for them to get totally lost in some corner of his brain.
I blame his heart, which was pumping insufficient blood to his brain so he stopped thinking.
N__B said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:01
I heard a rumor that Dan Riehl is the Chupacabra. Has anyone’s goat been sucked dry?
Bitter Scribe said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:01
I strenuously object! Yosemite Sam is John Bolton’s avatar.
N__B said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:02
In fairness, it took until his third term for them to get totally lost in some corner of his brain.
I still treasure SPY’s reaction to his 3rd-term minor stroke: “Ha! Serves the duplicitous little prick right.” The schaden was very freud with me the day I read that.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:04
I heard a rumor that Dan Riehl is the Chupacabra. Has anyone’s goat been sucked dry?
Well, not his *blood*, per se.
N__B said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:05
Well, not his *blood*, per se.
The goat’s Key West and Key Largo are gone?
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:06
Shouldn’t that be “Key West TO Key Largo”?
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:06
Or are you suggesting there’s some dribbling down the chin?
handy said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:09
Truculentand,
They are the Serious Democrats who have since seen the light and go on Faux News to
spew Repub talking pointsdemonstrate that voices of reason exist “across the aisle.” Not moonbatty loony libs who actually want, you know, Democrats to win elections or something radical and far left like that.gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:13
Does anyone have any idea what kind of mind altering drugs
R.S. McCain is on to have caused him to write this?
“Connecting the dots between the Frankfurt School, the President’s bizzarro record thus far, and the situation within American black culture, I suspect that BHO’s racial identification may have been yet another marketing device en route some sad little banana republic regime. It would also be great to be proven wrong on this point.”
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:14
Well, I don’t know what N___B’s talking about, but I’m suggesting that Dan Riehl has blown a goat. Repeatedly. To completion.
N__B said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:15
Well, I don’t know what N___B’s talking about
Neither do I. The guy makes no sense.
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:20
I heard that Dan Riehl likes to take it up the ass from the goat.
LD said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:21
“TruculentandUnreliable said,
Also, too bad for Wankee that his bio is labeled “Right Angles,” which I would assume is a cheesy bad “news” site pun meaning “Conservative Viewpoints.” ”
Now now, it could also have the mathematical meaning of right angle.
You know, that it is perpendicular to everything else, like truth.
Or that it is only half a pie.
Or that is only equal to 8 points.
Or, it is as they say in latin, “angulus rectus”, turned back to layman speak as “(aimed) coming from out of ones ass.”
Or you could say it is something between acute and obtuse (sharp and blunt).
Let’s not jump into conclusions about the name, before we have a chance to check it.
BTW, thanks to wiki for all the wonderful info.
g said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:22
Wait, someone actually showed up to DEFEND Dan?
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:22
Neither do I. The guy makes no sense.
Tried to make a joke about the excess number of blanks I accidentally put into your name, but it just wasn’t happening.
actor212 said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:22
I heard that Dan Riehl likes to take it up the ass from the goat.
I heard that he’s a big follower of that Buddhist, Rammed Ass
handy said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:22
I heard that Dan Riehl likes to take it up the ass from the goat.
I’ve heard some say that, and frankly I’m concerned about his silence on this matter.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:23
Neither do I. The guy makes no sense.
Yeah, he talks like a zombie.
N__B said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:23
Tried to make a joke about the excess number of blanks I accidentally put into your name, but it just wasn’t happening.
Shooting blanks on the inner-tubes? Use WWWiagra!
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:25
I heard that Dan Riehl likes to take it up the ass from the goat.
This is central to my point!
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:25
Does anyone have any idea what kind of mind altering drugs
R.S. McCain is on to have caused him to write this?
He’s just trying to be fancy. What he’s saying is: “Neo-Marxist, blah blah blah, Gordon Brown DVDs, blah blah blah, black people are criminals and welfare queens, blah blah blah, white guilt, blah blah blah, OMG FASCISM!!!”
James O’Keefe said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:27
Kinda hammering this to death aren’t we? I mean, sure it’s horrible but there are other deserving wingnuts out there. Shouldn’t we spread the love? ;)
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:31
“I suspect that BHO’s racial identification may have been yet another marketing device en route some sad little banana republic regime.”
I always suspected that he was just pretending to be black as some sort of commie/fascist plot. The truth is, he is really Bill Ayers in black face.
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:33
Your translation does make a lot more sense TruculentandUnreliable.
LD said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:35
“James O’Keefe said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:27
Shouldn’t we spread the love? ;)”
Is this some sort of “wide stance” reference?
Tommmcatt said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:36
He’s just trying to be fancy. What he’s saying is: “Neo-Marxist, blah blah blah, Gordon Brown DVDs, blah blah blah, black people are criminals and welfare queens, blah blah blah, white guilt, blah blah blah, OMG FASCISM!!!”
Shouldn’t the term “babykiller” be in there somewhere?
gocart mozart said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:38
“There are other deserving wingnuts out there. Shouldn’t we spread the love?”
Fair point. I heard that Confederate Yankee also likes to take it up the ass from the goat.
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:41
Your translation does make a lot more sense TruculentandUnreliable.
I grew up in rural Kansas, so I’m pretty fluent in wingnutese.
The Goat said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:42
“There are other deserving wingnuts out there. Shouldn’t we spread the love?”
I’M NOT A MACHINE FER CRISSAKES!!
TruculentandUnreliable said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:42
Shouldn’t the term “babykiller” be in there somewhere?
Oh no no no no, he doesn’t want to sound *too* crazy.
The Tragically Flip said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:49
I think this deserves the attention it is getting here. Of all the shitty things noisebloggers have ever done or said, this is one of the worst, if not the worst. A guy gets lynched, and they start speculating that he might be a child molestor based on the fucking groundless supposition that he has no spouse or kids?
No, that’s worth a post or three in mockery. I’m sure even sewage treatment workers must notice some days the shit just stinks extra bad, and today is one such.
tigrismus said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:54
“I suspect that BHO’s racial identification may have been yet another marketing device en route some sad little banana republic regime.”
Really? After a judicial coup, willful neglect of the Constitution, corruption, cronyism, near bankruptcy, etc, NOW he thinks we’re “en route some sad little banana republic regime?”
tigrismus said,
September 30, 2009 at 23:58
A guy gets lynched, and they start speculating that he might be a child molestor based on the fucking groundless supposition that he has no spouse or kids?
Not just groundless, also wrong, as he had a son.
The Goat said,
October 1, 2009 at 0:09
http://michellemalkin.com/2009/09/30/whats-happening-in-hardin-montana/#comments
FEMA Death Camps are Go!
This is the strange story of how American Police Force, a little known company which claims to specialize in training military and security forces overseas, has seemingly taken control of a $27 million, never-used jail, and a rural Montana town’s nonexistent police force.
After arriving in this tiny city with three Mercedes SUVs marked with the logo of a police department that has never existed, representatives of the obscure California security company said preparations were under way to take over Hardin’s jail, which has no prisoners.
Significant obstacles remain – including a lack of any contracts to acquire prisoners from other jails or other states.
And on Friday came the revelation the company’s operating agreement for the facility has yet to be validated – two weeks after city leaders first unveiled what they said was a signed agreement.
Still, some Hardin leaders said the deal to turn over the 464-bed jail remained on track.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 1, 2009 at 0:16
Shouldn’t the term “babykiller” be in there somewhere?
That’s O’Reilly’s schtick!
After a judicial coup, willful neglect of the Constitution, corruption, cronyism, near bankruptcy, etc, NOW he thinks we’re “en route some sad little banana republic regime?”
I think the “disappearances” and the incarceration of political opponents merit specific mention, what with being super-Pinochety.
Djur said,
October 1, 2009 at 0:20
I find it interesting that some of Malkin’s commenters are actually being sane about Hardin and suggesting it sounds like a Blackwater type operation.
Of course, the rest are saying it’s clearly the training grounds for the Obama death squads, but…
Substance McGravitas said,
October 1, 2009 at 0:22
There’s a Freeper thread in which a number of people think it’s just a scam to bilk the city, which was remarkably sane.
tigrismus said,
October 1, 2009 at 0:23
FEMA Death Camps are Go!
What does it have to do with FEMA? It’s a private company, so it’s capitalism, invisible hand, markets want to be freeee and whatnot.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 0:32
What does it have to do with FEMA?
Tell that to many of Malkin’s commentators. TPM also has a story on this.
Substance McGravitas said,
October 1, 2009 at 0:38
The first thing I saw on it was a right-wing conspiracy thingamajig about Obama using military force on Americans.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 1, 2009 at 0:54
The usual suspects were pretty cool with prison privatization twenty-odd years ago:
Sample:
Privatization is a practical and innovative solution to the problems of overcrowding and high costs facing the U.S. prison system. Many states are recognizing this, contracting out services, contracting out inmates’ labor to private firms, and seeking private financing for prison construction. An increasing number of states are contracting out the entire operation of prison facilities. The federal government has been less active, limiting itself to contracting out facilities holding illegal aliens and juvenile offenders.
Many jurisdictions are unsure of prison privatization, fearing a loss in service, problems with liability, and threats to the jobs of prison personnel. As more and more jurisdictions experiment successfully with privatization, however, their experience should demonstrate privatization’s value.
Conservatives without consistency- sounds like a book title!
noen said,
October 1, 2009 at 0:59
Pro tip ==> change nym from well known Faux pimp before posting ironical comment.
noen said,
October 1, 2009 at 1:03
And yes, that does look like an accidental dong.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 1:14
Also Dick!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuV_NHMdPd0/ReQyXZGkkWI/AAAAAAAAADA/l5lY1KBTwio/s320/cheney+as+devil.jpg
Smiling Mortician said,
October 1, 2009 at 1:36
Also Dick!
GAAAH!!
Jennifer said,
October 1, 2009 at 1:43
Privatization is a practical and innovative solution to the problems of overcrowding and high costs facing the U.S. prison system.
Yes, creating a multi-billion dollar industry that profits from the forfeiture of liberty by citizens convicted of crimes…what could possibly go wrong?
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 1:46
What were you expecting Smiling Mortician?
Sockpuppet #47 said,
October 1, 2009 at 1:56
First they privatise the prisons. Then they introduce debtors prisons..
Then your credit card interest rate goes up to 500%.
Then you end up picking oakum in the workhouse.
Some wingnuts must get an erection when they read Dickens.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 1:59
Changing the subject now to the ObamaHitler’s evil plot to bring the 2012 Olympics to Chicago, I give you Michele and her Malkintents.
http://michellemalkin.com/2009/09/28/obamas-using-schoolkids-as-junior-lobbyists-for-olympics/#comments
Some choice comments:
Rogue Cheddar said:
“If Obama gets the Olympics, will Germany send their own Jesse Owens to trounce the US?”
gunslingerpatriot said:
“Another photo op with children pushing a political agenda and the trolls wonder why Conservatives are skeptical of the KBPOTUS around our children. At least if the kids were around MJ, we at least knew the risk of child molestation.” [ed. What is KBPOTUS?]
Hangfire said:
“I’d rather have Michael Jackson babysit my kids than anyone from the White House.” [nice parent. Yes you are.]
Tazed and Confused said:
Re: Obama shaking hands with inner-city school kids… encouraging them….
“yea bro, you can deal crack, score a bodacious ho, and still become president…. lookatme!” [stay classy dude]
and also from Tazed and Confused
“Is there no depth to which this scumbag won’t step.
This is no different that Hamas’ use of schools to position their rocket launchers. What’s next from BHO… Michael Jackson’s trademark crotch-grab..?”
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:02
What’s the deal with the Obama / Michael Jackson analogies !?!
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:07
[ed. What is KBPOTUS?]
Kenya
Born
~
Xecky Gilchrist said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:09
What is KBPOTUS?
I’m gonna guess “Kenyan-Born POTUS”.
Xecky Gilchrist said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:09
Drat, too late again.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:10
What’s the deal with the Obama / Michael Jackson analogies !?!
You know the answer.
The Kid from Kounty Meath said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:14
Anyone remember that Aesop fable about the fat kid trying to grab a fistful of walnuts out of a jar and not being able to get his hand out unless he let some of them go? That’s what happens when charmers like “Tazed and Confused” try to fit “Barack HUSSEIN!!!!1! Obama is a ghetto-ass gat-packing crack-slinging ho-smacking blackity-black Nigra-American” and “Barack HUSSEIN!!!1/splode/ejaculate!1!! Obama is a dirty furrin Kenyanese not-USAmerican” in the same brain-shit.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:15
“You know the answer.”
I don’t think its because their both are black because MJ really wasn’t toward the end. Are they saying that Obama diddles young boys? (shrug)
g said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:15
[ed. What is KBPOTUS?]
sigh. “Kenyan Born”.
Or Kick Butt, depending on your preferences.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:15
What’s the deal with the Obama / Michael Jackson analogies !?!
Obama doesn’t look nearly enough like Diana Ross.
~
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:16
grammar fail.
g said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:16
Kounty Kid, you’re leaving out the “elitist argula-loving Ivy League” thing.
g said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:18
Are they saying that Obama …?
remember the ads?
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:25
I don’t think its because their both are black because MJ really wasn’t toward the end.
He was when he turned out to have some unorthodox habits.
I think MJ was given “not-really-black” status when he was at the height of his career.
I would also venture to say that President Obama’s racial status seems to be flexible depending on the particular point a given wingnut wishes to make at a given time. The only person whose opinion doesn’t seem to matter in this regard, oddly enough, is President Obama.
Jennifer said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:53
I would also venture to say that President Obama’s racial status seems to be flexible depending on the particular point a given wingnut wishes to make at a given time.
Well, yeah, but the underlying default setting every single time is that this president is racially divisive because he’s black.
N__B said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:53
Intentional dong: %===>
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:56
“This is no different that Hamas’ use of schools to position their rocket launchers”
Really? No different! I can think of at least one. There has never been a Palestinian medal winner in curling. I’ve got many more if you want.
N__B said,
October 1, 2009 at 2:57
There has never been a Palestinian medal winner in curling.
When curling is involved, there are no winners. The living envy the dead.
Your Little Brother said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:02
YOU’RE an intentional dong.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:03
Now that N_B has figured out how to make penis emoticons he can’t stop. Dongicons, dickicons, emotipenises, taliwackericons, symbolic representations of Dan Riehl.
N__B said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:04
Now that N_B has figured out how to make penis emoticons he can’t stop.
Tomorrow, I master the PB&J!
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:08
I saw a curling match on T.V. the last Olympics and I got very into it. Its like baci on ice with big stones instead of balls. Never figured out why that guy with the broom needs to be there.
N__B said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:10
Never figured out why that guy with the broom needs to be there.
Cleaning compulsions follow having your testicles replaced with stones?
Lesley said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:14
I had a short argument with a Republican who supports the Patriot Act and said he resents answering questions (on the Census) about the number of bathrooms in his house. I checked the 2010 short Census form and couldn’t find that question, though if it was asked of me I wouldn’t give a shit, frankly, especially if I supported the Patriot Act. Which I don’t.
N__B said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:16
he resents answering questions (on the Census) about the number of bathrooms in his house.
Dis he give you a reason? Is he afraid of a federal toilet tax? Are bathrooms the Jews of architectural fascism?
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:29
I think its a good idea if all those salt of the Earth Kentucky murkins go all Galt on the census. Less congressional representation from Kentucky will be good for the country and considering the douchebags they normally elect, better for the people of Kentucky also.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:34
Beware of Obama/Hitler’s new toilet Czar. Federal agents will be monitoring the number of times you take a dump soon. I want my country back!!!
ckc (not kc) said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:37
..the number of times you take a dump
not to mention (among others): volume, consistency, color, buoyancy
N__B said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:40
Czar: Was it compact, well-formed, and non-odoriferous?
Me: Well…I had sloppy joes for lunch.
Czar: Off with his bowels!
kingubu said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:55
not to mention (among others): volume, consistency, color, buoyancy
The Bristol* Stool Scale
*Any resemblance between the name of this POOP scale and that of a certain former Governor’s daughter is unfortunate and coincidental and you’re a big mean Liberal poopy-doodyhead for even thinking such a thing. Also.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:58
“. . . not to mention (among others): volume, consistency, color, buoyancy.”
Of course, numerous FDA (Food and Dump Administration) regulations will go into effect. Soon you will only be able to flush twice per day under the dictates of our new watermelon overlords (green on the outside, red on the inside, get it?). This Nation is going into the Shitter as we speak while your own feces won’t be able to get halfway down the pipes unless you worship The Obamamessia. Defecation without representation it is, that’s what I say. I want my country back!!
The Kid from Kounty Meath said,
October 1, 2009 at 3:59
Down with the Toilet Czar! Shaking it more than three times is the playing-with-yourself of Dribble Fascism.
…What? It’s late.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 4:02
I can do Pastor Swank’s or Ed Anger’s job, don’t you think?
N__B said,
October 1, 2009 at 4:04
gocart mozart – You’re too self-aware.
tigrismus said,
October 1, 2009 at 4:10
Shaking it more than three times is the playing-with-yourself of Dribble Fascism.
Flailed PENIS reference.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 4:17
This thread went from Dan Riehl to R.S. McCain to Malkin to Penis & shit. I think our standards are improving.
ckc (not kc) said,
October 1, 2009 at 4:32
..from Dan Riehl to R.S. McCain to Malkin to Penis & shit.
…the trend is certainly positive.
Nom de Plume said,
October 1, 2009 at 4:36
Okay, so my sources (i.e., this thread) indicate that Dan Riehl assraped Bill Sparkman with a cub scout’s dick, killed him, and then fucked his corpse with his mother’s dildo. All while his Lord and Master Satan laughed and applauded.
This is why I love the internet. So much information at one’s fingertips.
gocart mozart said,
October 1, 2009 at 4:44
Hey, I read on the internet recently that ” . . .Dan Riehl assraped Bill Sparkman with a cub scout’s dick, killed him, and then fucked his corpse with his mother’s dildo. All while his Lord and Master Satan laughed and applauded.”
Is this true? Why is the MSM silent about this? Why is Dan Riehl silent about this? Hmmm, I wonder.
actor212 said,
October 1, 2009 at 14:57
Dongicons
I played that on my old Nintendo last night!
perdurabo said,
October 1, 2009 at 17:04
Do we have a youtube of Gabby Johnson ‘ala Blazing Saddles? Ah…here it is…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U
sorry, no imbed….comp nOoB here….
perdurabo said,
October 1, 2009 at 17:05
wow, cool, looks like the linky-thingy works just fine!!! my bad…and enjoy!