Oh, please, some comparisons just go too far. Sam is handsomer, smarter, and more manly than Riehl.

And Yosemite Sam never raped and murdered a child, which is what I hear about this Dan Riehl fellow.

The only explanation I can think of for why Dan Riehl is still refusing to comment on the numerous very serious allegations that he is a serial child rapist is that he has something to hide. He may even have lawyered up at this point.

Is it true that the local airport has been warned to watch for Dan Riehl in case he tries to flee the country?

Okay, this was funny, but seriously: we had a guy call for the end of women’s suffrage today, and another guy call for a military coup which he termed a “family intervention.” I thought those idiots would have you tied up in SadlyKnots right about now.

I’m hoping Riehl catches a case of the Gremlins real hard.

Ah heerd Dan Riehl wunce sed to a little feller playin’ a banjo, “Ah’m gone maik yew skwill laik a peeg!”

I thought those idiots would have you tied up in SadlyKnots right about now.

Once we get going on a running gag, it’s tough to get off it.

I demand that you cease and desist this slanderous and inappropriate commentary about Dan Riehl.

It’s only appropriate to talk this way about someone who is dead, and no longer defend themselves, and appearances to the contrary, Mr. Riehl is most likely not dead, and it’s irresponsible to speculate about such things.

we had a guy call for the end of women’s suffrage today, and another guy call for a military coup which he termed a “family intervention.” I thought those idiots would have you tied up in SadlyKnots right about now.

No kidding. I expected folks to be all OVER Perry’s “Final Solution to the Obama Problem.”

I object to this defamation of Yosemite Sam, one of the most beloved cartoon characters of my childhood. Sam never raped and murdered children and while he may have tried to shoot rabbits and other varmints, he certainly never had sex with them like Dan Riehl did, or so I have heard.

I too muss stwongwee object to da use of my good fwiend, Yosemite Sam, to depict a child wapist and mowesteh.

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuh…

You libs sure do like acting classless. Maybe if your heros did some reporting like Dan Riehl, you wouldnt have to resort to name-calling and cussing.

Hey, BozellFan, do you fuck your mother with that cock?

Maybe if your heros did some reporting like Dan Riehl, you wouldnt have to resort to name-calling and cussing.

We do that reporting ourselves – see several comments above and in previous threads re: Dan’s serial child-raping and murder spree.

Reporting = calling someone a pedophile with no evidence and no research to support his easily refutable “reasons”
Name calling = pointing out that’s fucking* stupid

* CUSSING! Eeeeeeeek!

Seriously, though, what kind of person IMMEDIATELY assumes a dead guy who was a scout leader who might or might not have any kids is a pedophile? And then accuses people who don’t of jumping to conclusions?

Why is there a picture of John Bolton on here?

Wait, wait, Dan Riehl raped and murdered several children? This is horrible! I assume he’s denied it, right? ‘Cause if he hadn’t, that’s pretty clear proof that he’s trying to hide something…

Ahh, why do we even bother. BozellFan will never come back. Trolls these days have no staying power at all.

Though in recognition of Brent Bozell, I think it is worth mentioning that today is Blasphemy Day, and that the Three-in-One Trinity means that Jesus fucked his own mother in order to conceive himself.

“BozellFan”??? Such a thing exists???

Trolls these days have no staying power at all.

And with socialized medicine, the needful research to develop Trollagra will NEVER BE DONE. Won’t someone think of the children, and their granite counter tops?

I’m still here, libs, but you people bore me to tears. I’m outta here.

The latest from Dan.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Bill Sparkman: Was There Evidence Of Sexual Activity?

I don’t get this reference from an investigator involved in the case. h/t Captain Joe.

The investigator suggested reporters research the death of David Carradine, an actor whose body was found bound in a closet following death by apparent autoerotic asphyxiation.

Just because someone is bound to a tree, it doesn’t strike me as enough to start thinking along those lines. If I were guessing, I’d say it suggests the autopsy may have showed some signs of recent sexual activity. That would include masturbation. That, or the investigator made a pretty strange reference for no reason.

Also, given some of the recent local political issues involving the Feds, I’m not ruling out some type of cover up in this case. If it was a twisted and vindictive act of payback to the Federal Government from some powerful people just wanting to lash out, there’s no telling how they might try and influence things.

Why else make that comment? Any ideas? All, see the latest from Stacy McCain here.

Holy crap, and I just realized that could be taken for a pedophilia joke instead of a Total Internet-Tradition Awareness shout out. Dang it, I guess I’ll never think like Dan Riehl.

I’m still here, libs, but you people bore me to tears humilate me for my half-assed ideas and make me cry like a little girl. I’m outta here too butthurt to comment here anymore.

See. All fixed now. You’re welcome, Troofus!

“Though in recognition of Brent Bozell, I think it is worth mentioning that today is Blasphemy Day, and that the Three-in-One Trinity means that Jesus fucked his own mother in order to conceive himself.”

It’s really much more complicated than that. Jesus’ ghost (the Holy Spirit) knocked up Jesus’ mom, so Jesus was dead before he was born and it was his ghost that knocked up his mother. Or something like that. I’m not sure where the Father part comes in… My brane how haz a hurt.

NOW haz a hurt…

What about those kids Dan Riehl raped and killed, while he videotaped the whole thing? Has he been arrested yet?

There’s a certain class of christian who you can really throw into a rage by reminding them that Jesus had to take at least one shit every day.

Just because someone is bound to a tree, it doesn’t strike me as enough to start thinking along those lines. If I were guessing, I’d say it suggests the autopsy may have showed some signs of recent sexual activity. That would include masturbation.

Has anyone tried to jerk off with his hands bound with duct tape?

Besides me, I mean?

It’s really much more complicated than that. Jesus’ ghost (the Holy Spirit) knocked up Jesus’ mom, so Jesus was dead before he was born and it was his ghost that knocked up his mother.

This is precisely why Jor-El forbid Kal-El from time travel.

In related news, Robert Stacy McCain tries to get laid. He uses his vast “charm” in an attempt to pick up a young KY reporter half his age. Warning: Contains video of McCain using his vast charm.
http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/09/kentuckys-morgan-bowling-vs-ny-idiot.html

Miss Bowling is not exactly what someone in New York or Washington might expect a small-town Kentucky girl to be. She wears black fingernail polish and black clothes, has a sort of alternative-rock hairstyle and sports a “Johnny Cash Is My Friend” bumper sticker on her car. After we had talked for several minutes about the Sparkman case and the situation in Clay County, I asked her, “What’s up with the tattoo on your neck?”

“More importantly, do you take it up the ass? You seem like one of those slutty types.”

Jesus fucking Christ. I want to punch this guy in the kidneys.

actor, ‘zat some sort of “sex like a dinosaur” reference?

actor, ‘zat some sort of “sex like a dinosaur” reference?

Which? The masturbation or the JorEl reference?

Miss Bowling is not exactly what someone in New York or Washington might expect a small-town Kentucky girl to be. She wears black fingernail polish and black clothes, has a sort of alternative-rock hairstyle and sports a “Johnny Cash Is My Friend” bumper sticker on her car.

Uhhhhhhhh, no, this is almost precisely what I would imagine a small-town girl from hillbilly country would be like…

She wears black fingernail polish and black clothes, has a sort of alternative-rock hairstyle and sports a “Johnny Cash Is My Friend” bumper sticker on her car.

Nope, I’d never expect a “small-town Kentucky girl” to have a “J. C. Is My Friend” bumper sticker. Never. (Johnny C. or Jesus the C.)

Note to Stace: Here in the 21st century the only “small towns” left are places w/ neither the web or satellite tee vee. Like, almost none.

Uhhhhhhhh, no, this is almost precisely what I would imagine a small-town girl from hillbilly country would be like…

Right? Girl’s totally stealing my style circa 1995!

I’m not clicking on that link unless the video ends with Morgan Bowling beating Stacy McCain into a coma.

I have always found discussions of unsolved murders to be a good icebreaker when I try to pick up chicks. You should try it some times.

I have always found discussions of unsolved murders to be a good icebreaker when I try to pick up chicks.

As long as you call them Miss _____, it’s totally not creepy.

From the Gizoogle “I like to” & look at the suggestions thing:

I get “i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur”.

Or a masturbating dino. No wonder Barney’s all purple.

Home video of Dan Riehl:

He’s the guy in the big black hat.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Um, no. I was referring to the fact that Sparkman “allegedly” was bound with duct tape, hand and foot, and Riehl’s claim that any sexual activity was self-inflicted.

Home video of Dan Riehl:

Hey that’s Benny Hill as the other guy.

I knew what you meant, but my associate Dr. Freud may think there’s something deeper going on there.

Hey that’s Benny Hill as the other guy.

Coincidentally, when Dan Riehl is chasing his victims, everything speeds up while Yakkety Sax plays.

phleabo said,

It’s only appropriate to talk this way about someone who is dead, and no longer defend themselves, and appearances to the contrary, Mr. Riehl is most likely not dead, and it’s irresponsible to speculate about such things.

Mr Riehl is not dead, but the stench surrounding him is the decomposing remains of his soul.

I’m not aFreud!

“Yakkety Sax” is the Wagner of Bennyhill Fascism.

“Yakkety Sax” is the Wagner of Bennyhill Fascism.

Wagner? Ah, and now the thread comes full circle back to Bugs…

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit…

Cornfed Wankee suggests that because coup fantasizer Perry worked for the Johnson & Carter Admins., he’s a leftist, & therefore it’s a leftist fantasy. Not to mention Gore Vidal, who is lefty-left++left.

Once we get going on a running gag, it’s tough to get off it.

Veiled bondage reference, or veiled ejaculation reference?

Once we get going on a running gag, it’s tough to get off it.

Veiled bondage reference, or veiled ejaculation reference?

Running gag is how Dan Riehl keeps the boys he rapes quiet.

Veiled bondage reference, or veiled ejaculation reference?

Dear Dan Savage,

I like to wear a veil when I tie myself up and jerk off. Should I feel abnormal?

Sincerely,

V’Jer

M. Bouffant-

Aww. Too bad Cornfed’s comment section can’t play along:

The problem that we have is that Obama is trying as hard as possible to distroy the US and our futures. He is in no way addressing the economic problem which is far from being over and has a potential for being much more servere than the Depression of the 30’s. He is trying to socialize every industry. His foreign policy stance is almost guaranteed to provoke war. So what do we do? Can we wait another year hoping to get Republican numbers up to counter this nut? Certainly in 4 years we will be in a despriate situation if he gets his social measures passed. Now I here he is trying to stack the judicary. It seems that he is a busy little man.

Great friends as always, Yanker!

Uhhhhhhhh, no, this is almost precisely what I would imagine a small-town girl from hillbilly country would be like…

This was my mental image.

Newsmax says this about Perry:
“He has no official relationship with Newsmax other than as an unpaid blogger.”

But Perry’s article says this:
“John L. Perry, a prize-winning newspaper editor and writer […] is a regular columnist for Newsmax.com.”
= = = = = = = =
Hey Newsmax, don’t knock anyone over backing up so fast!

We know him not.

TIDOS Wankee: “He is trying to socialize every industry.”

Howzabout them greeeuls?

Weber-Stephen Products Co.
200 East Daniels Road
Palatine, IL 60067-6266

ZOMFG! Right in Obama’s back pocket!

Thuh fact aiyuss, Obammy’s a-comin’ to take mah guns and mah char-coal greeyull! Awdressuh my pownt, damn dirtuh libruls!

“John L. Perry, a prize-winning newspaper editor and writer […] is a regular columnist for Newsmax.com.”

Also, too bad for Wankee that his bio is labeled “Right Angles,” which I would assume is a cheesy bad “news” site pun meaning “Conservative Viewpoints.”

Yeah, Newsmax probably got a visit from the Secret Service, and they reminded them about what happened to Tim McVeigh’s friends. I’m surprised the little chickenshits haven’t draped the site in Obama logos already…

In comments, he writes: “And for the record, merely writing for NewsMax is hardly proof of someone’s political alliances. Dick Morris, Susan Estrich, Ed Koch, and Lanny Davis are all Democrats who write for NewsMax.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL at Dick Morris and Lanny Davis as “Democrats,” much less “leftists.”

Whatta chode.

Didn’t Ed Koch endorse Bush in 2004?

Ed Koch had some leftist leanings in the 60s. They were gone by the time he was mayor…although his repeated trashing of Guiliani in the 90s and 00s has apparently convinced some people that Ed moved to the left.

There are serious allegations that Dan Riehl traveled to Colombia, where he raped a dancing donkey. This would fit into a pattern of donkey rapes perpetrated by Riehl.

In fact, certain anonymous sources indicate that when the celebrated pun-dette Ana Marie Cox achieved financial success due to her status as a noted blogger and television personality, she purchased a parcel of land in semi-rural Loudoun County, Virginia, which is commonly referred to as “horse country”. Not being an equestrian, she is nevertheless alleged to have bought a miniature donkey, which was a favorite with sick children and despondent senior citizens of the community. Dan Riehl is alleged to have become obsessed with Ana Marie Cox’ “sweet little ass” (it is conjectured that, being a corpulent and lethargic man, he grew tired of carrying a reinforced apple crate from field to field during his nightly depredations), and to have “taken it from behind”. Of course, it is to be assumed that Mr Riehl was forced to approach his equine victim from behind due to the constraints of comparative anatomy.

Honestly I’m only surprised that Newsmax pulled the piece and withdrew. So calling for a coup d’etat is for the moment the line they won’t cross, huh?

For now, anyway, I’m sure in a few months hours there will be other RWNM authors calling that newsmax piece ahead of its time as they openly and brazenly demand the military arrest Obama.

They’re just socializing the idea for now.

Ed Koch had some leftist leanings in the 60s. They were gone by the time he was mayor

In fairness, it took until his third term for them to get totally lost in some corner of his brain.

I blame his heart, which was pumping insufficient blood to his brain so he stopped thinking.

I heard a rumor that Dan Riehl is the Chupacabra. Has anyone’s goat been sucked dry?

I strenuously object! Yosemite Sam is John Bolton’s avatar.

In fairness, it took until his third term for them to get totally lost in some corner of his brain.

I still treasure SPY’s reaction to his 3rd-term minor stroke: “Ha! Serves the duplicitous little prick right.” The schaden was very freud with me the day I read that.

I heard a rumor that Dan Riehl is the Chupacabra. Has anyone’s goat been sucked dry?

Well, not his *blood*, per se.

Well, not his *blood*, per se.

The goat’s Key West and Key Largo are gone?

Shouldn’t that be “Key West TO Key Largo”?

Or are you suggesting there’s some dribbling down the chin?

Truculentand,

They are the Serious Democrats who have since seen the light and go on Faux News to spew Repub talking points demonstrate that voices of reason exist “across the aisle.” Not moonbatty loony libs who actually want, you know, Democrats to win elections or something radical and far left like that.

Does anyone have any idea what kind of mind altering drugs
R.S. McCain is on to have caused him to write this?

“Connecting the dots between the Frankfurt School, the President’s bizzarro record thus far, and the situation within American black culture, I suspect that BHO’s racial identification may have been yet another marketing device en route some sad little banana republic regime. It would also be great to be proven wrong on this point.”

Well, I don’t know what N___B’s talking about, but I’m suggesting that Dan Riehl has blown a goat. Repeatedly. To completion.

Well, I don’t know what N___B’s talking about

Neither do I. The guy makes no sense.

I heard that Dan Riehl likes to take it up the ass from the goat.

“TruculentandUnreliable said,

Also, too bad for Wankee that his bio is labeled “Right Angles,” which I would assume is a cheesy bad “news” site pun meaning “Conservative Viewpoints.” ”

Now now, it could also have the mathematical meaning of right angle.
You know, that it is perpendicular to everything else, like truth.

Or that it is only half a pie.

Or that is only equal to 8 points.

Or, it is as they say in latin, “angulus rectus”, turned back to layman speak as “(aimed) coming from out of ones ass.”

Or you could say it is something between acute and obtuse (sharp and blunt).

Let’s not jump into conclusions about the name, before we have a chance to check it.

BTW, thanks to wiki for all the wonderful info.

Wait, someone actually showed up to DEFEND Dan?

Neither do I. The guy makes no sense.

Tried to make a joke about the excess number of blanks I accidentally put into your name, but it just wasn’t happening.

I heard that Dan Riehl likes to take it up the ass from the goat.

I heard that he’s a big follower of that Buddhist, Rammed Ass

I heard that Dan Riehl likes to take it up the ass from the goat.

I’ve heard some say that, and frankly I’m concerned about his silence on this matter.

Neither do I. The guy makes no sense.

Yeah, he talks like a zombie.

Tried to make a joke about the excess number of blanks I accidentally put into your name, but it just wasn’t happening.

Shooting blanks on the inner-tubes? Use WWWiagra!

I heard that Dan Riehl likes to take it up the ass from the goat.

This is central to my point!

Does anyone have any idea what kind of mind altering drugs
R.S. McCain is on to have caused him to write this?

He’s just trying to be fancy. What he’s saying is: “Neo-Marxist, blah blah blah, Gordon Brown DVDs, blah blah blah, black people are criminals and welfare queens, blah blah blah, white guilt, blah blah blah, OMG FASCISM!!!”

Kinda hammering this to death aren’t we? I mean, sure it’s horrible but there are other deserving wingnuts out there. Shouldn’t we spread the love? 😉

“I suspect that BHO’s racial identification may have been yet another marketing device en route some sad little banana republic regime.”

I always suspected that he was just pretending to be black as some sort of commie/fascist plot. The truth is, he is really Bill Ayers in black face.

Your translation does make a lot more sense TruculentandUnreliable.

“James O’Keefe said,

September 30, 2009 at 23:27

Shouldn’t we spread the love? ;)”

Is this some sort of “wide stance” reference?

He’s just trying to be fancy. What he’s saying is: “Neo-Marxist, blah blah blah, Gordon Brown DVDs, blah blah blah, black people are criminals and welfare queens, blah blah blah, white guilt, blah blah blah, OMG FASCISM!!!”

Shouldn’t the term “babykiller” be in there somewhere?

“There are other deserving wingnuts out there. Shouldn’t we spread the love?”

Fair point. I heard that Confederate Yankee also likes to take it up the ass from the goat.

Your translation does make a lot more sense TruculentandUnreliable.

I grew up in rural Kansas, so I’m pretty fluent in wingnutese.

“There are other deserving wingnuts out there. Shouldn’t we spread the love?”

I’M NOT A MACHINE FER CRISSAKES!!

Shouldn’t the term “babykiller” be in there somewhere?

Oh no no no no, he doesn’t want to sound *too* crazy.

I think this deserves the attention it is getting here. Of all the shitty things noisebloggers have ever done or said, this is one of the worst, if not the worst. A guy gets lynched, and they start speculating that he might be a child molestor based on the fucking groundless supposition that he has no spouse or kids?

No, that’s worth a post or three in mockery. I’m sure even sewage treatment workers must notice some days the shit just stinks extra bad, and today is one such.

“I suspect that BHO’s racial identification may have been yet another marketing device en route some sad little banana republic regime.”

Really? After a judicial coup, willful neglect of the Constitution, corruption, cronyism, near bankruptcy, etc, NOW he thinks we’re “en route some sad little banana republic regime?”

A guy gets lynched, and they start speculating that he might be a child molestor based on the fucking groundless supposition that he has no spouse or kids?

Not just groundless, also wrong, as he had a son.

http://michellemalkin.com/2009/09/30/whats-happening-in-hardin-montana/#comments
FEMA Death Camps are Go!

This is the strange story of how American Police Force, a little known company which claims to specialize in training military and security forces overseas, has seemingly taken control of a $27 million, never-used jail, and a rural Montana town’s nonexistent police force.

After arriving in this tiny city with three Mercedes SUVs marked with the logo of a police department that has never existed, representatives of the obscure California security company said preparations were under way to take over Hardin’s jail, which has no prisoners.

Significant obstacles remain – including a lack of any contracts to acquire prisoners from other jails or other states.

And on Friday came the revelation the company’s operating agreement for the facility has yet to be validated – two weeks after city leaders first unveiled what they said was a signed agreement.

Still, some Hardin leaders said the deal to turn over the 464-bed jail remained on track.

Shouldn’t the term “babykiller” be in there somewhere?

That’s O’Reilly’s schtick!

After a judicial coup, willful neglect of the Constitution, corruption, cronyism, near bankruptcy, etc, NOW he thinks we’re “en route some sad little banana republic regime?”

I think the “disappearances” and the incarceration of political opponents merit specific mention, what with being super-Pinochety.

I find it interesting that some of Malkin’s commenters are actually being sane about Hardin and suggesting it sounds like a Blackwater type operation.

Of course, the rest are saying it’s clearly the training grounds for the Obama death squads, but…

I find it interesting that some of Malkin’s commenters are actually being sane about Hardin and suggesting it sounds like a Blackwater type operation.

There’s a Freeper thread in which a number of people think it’s just a scam to bilk the city, which was remarkably sane.

FEMA Death Camps are Go!

What does it have to do with FEMA? It’s a private company, so it’s capitalism, invisible hand, markets want to be freeee and whatnot.

What does it have to do with FEMA?

Tell that to many of Malkin’s commentators. TPM also has a story on this.

What does it have to do with FEMA?

The first thing I saw on it was a right-wing conspiracy thingamajig about Obama using military force on Americans.

The usual suspects were pretty cool with prison privatization twenty-odd years ago:

Sample:
Privatization is a practical and innovative solution to the problems of overcrowding and high costs facing the U.S. prison system. Many states are recognizing this, contracting out services, contracting out inmates’ labor to private firms, and seeking private financing for prison construction. An increasing number of states are contracting out the entire operation of prison facilities. The federal government has been less active, limiting itself to contracting out facilities holding illegal aliens and juvenile offenders.

Many jurisdictions are unsure of prison privatization, fearing a loss in service, problems with liability, and threats to the jobs of prison personnel. As more and more jurisdictions experiment successfully with privatization, however, their experience should demonstrate privatization’s value.

Conservatives without consistency- sounds like a book title!

Pro tip ==> change nym from well known Faux pimp before posting ironical comment.

And yes, that does look like an accidental dong.

Also Dick!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuV_NHMdPd0/ReQyXZGkkWI/AAAAAAAAADA/l5lY1KBTwio/s320/cheney+as+devil.jpg

Also Dick!

GAAAH!!

Privatization is a practical and innovative solution to the problems of overcrowding and high costs facing the U.S. prison system.

Yes, creating a multi-billion dollar industry that profits from the forfeiture of liberty by citizens convicted of crimes…what could possibly go wrong?

What were you expecting Smiling Mortician?

First they privatise the prisons. Then they introduce debtors prisons..

Then your credit card interest rate goes up to 500%.

Then you end up picking oakum in the workhouse.

Some wingnuts must get an erection when they read Dickens.

Changing the subject now to the ObamaHitler’s evil plot to bring the 2012 Olympics to Chicago, I give you Michele and her Malkintents.
http://michellemalkin.com/2009/09/28/obamas-using-schoolkids-as-junior-lobbyists-for-olympics/#comments

Some choice comments:
Rogue Cheddar said:
“If Obama gets the Olympics, will Germany send their own Jesse Owens to trounce the US?”

gunslingerpatriot said:
“Another photo op with children pushing a political agenda and the trolls wonder why Conservatives are skeptical of the KBPOTUS around our children. At least if the kids were around MJ, we at least knew the risk of child molestation.” [ed. What is KBPOTUS?]

Hangfire said:
“I’d rather have Michael Jackson babysit my kids than anyone from the White House.” [nice parent. Yes you are.]

Tazed and Confused said:
Re: Obama shaking hands with inner-city school kids… encouraging them….
“yea bro, you can deal crack, score a bodacious ho, and still become president…. lookatme!” [stay classy dude]

and also from Tazed and Confused
“Is there no depth to which this scumbag won’t step.
This is no different that Hamas’ use of schools to position their rocket launchers. What’s next from BHO… Michael Jackson’s trademark crotch-grab..?”

What’s the deal with the Obama / Michael Jackson analogies !?!

[ed. What is KBPOTUS?]

Kenya

Born
~

What is KBPOTUS?

I’m gonna guess “Kenyan-Born POTUS”.

Drat, too late again.

What’s the deal with the Obama / Michael Jackson analogies !?!

You know the answer.

Anyone remember that Aesop fable about the fat kid trying to grab a fistful of walnuts out of a jar and not being able to get his hand out unless he let some of them go? That’s what happens when charmers like “Tazed and Confused” try to fit “Barack HUSSEIN!!!!1! Obama is a ghetto-ass gat-packing crack-slinging ho-smacking blackity-black Nigra-American” and “Barack HUSSEIN!!!1/splode/ejaculate!1!! Obama is a dirty furrin Kenyanese not-USAmerican” in the same brain-shit.

“You know the answer.”

I don’t think its because their both are black because MJ really wasn’t toward the end. Are they saying that Obama diddles young boys? (shrug)

[ed. What is KBPOTUS?]

sigh. “Kenyan Born”.

Or Kick Butt, depending on your preferences.

What’s the deal with the Obama / Michael Jackson analogies !?!

Obama doesn’t look nearly enough like Diana Ross.
~

grammar fail.

Kounty Kid, you’re leaving out the “elitist argula-loving Ivy League” thing.

Are they saying that Obama …?

remember the ads?

I don’t think its because their both are black because MJ really wasn’t toward the end.

He was when he turned out to have some unorthodox habits.

I think MJ was given “not-really-black” status when he was at the height of his career.

I would also venture to say that President Obama’s racial status seems to be flexible depending on the particular point a given wingnut wishes to make at a given time. The only person whose opinion doesn’t seem to matter in this regard, oddly enough, is President Obama.

I would also venture to say that President Obama’s racial status seems to be flexible depending on the particular point a given wingnut wishes to make at a given time.

Well, yeah, but the underlying default setting every single time is that this president is racially divisive because he’s black.

Intentional dong: %===>

“This is no different that Hamas’ use of schools to position their rocket launchers”

Really? No different! I can think of at least one. There has never been a Palestinian medal winner in curling. I’ve got many more if you want.

There has never been a Palestinian medal winner in curling.

When curling is involved, there are no winners. The living envy the dead.

YOU’RE an intentional dong.

Now that N_B has figured out how to make penis emoticons he can’t stop. Dongicons, dickicons, emotipenises, taliwackericons, symbolic representations of Dan Riehl.

Now that N_B has figured out how to make penis emoticons he can’t stop.

Tomorrow, I master the PB&J!

I saw a curling match on T.V. the last Olympics and I got very into it. Its like baci on ice with big stones instead of balls. Never figured out why that guy with the broom needs to be there.

Never figured out why that guy with the broom needs to be there.

Cleaning compulsions follow having your testicles replaced with stones?

I had a short argument with a Republican who supports the Patriot Act and said he resents answering questions (on the Census) about the number of bathrooms in his house. I checked the 2010 short Census form and couldn’t find that question, though if it was asked of me I wouldn’t give a shit, frankly, especially if I supported the Patriot Act. Which I don’t.

he resents answering questions (on the Census) about the number of bathrooms in his house.

Dis he give you a reason? Is he afraid of a federal toilet tax? Are bathrooms the Jews of architectural fascism?

I think its a good idea if all those salt of the Earth Kentucky murkins go all Galt on the census. Less congressional representation from Kentucky will be good for the country and considering the douchebags they normally elect, better for the people of Kentucky also.

Beware of Obama/Hitler’s new toilet Czar. Federal agents will be monitoring the number of times you take a dump soon. I want my country back!!!

..the number of times you take a dump

not to mention (among others): volume, consistency, color, buoyancy

Czar: Was it compact, well-formed, and non-odoriferous?

Me: Well…I had sloppy joes for lunch.

Czar: Off with his bowels!

not to mention (among others): volume, consistency, color, buoyancy

The Bristol* Stool Scale

*Any resemblance between the name of this POOP scale and that of a certain former Governor’s daughter is unfortunate and coincidental and you’re a big mean Liberal poopy-doodyhead for even thinking such a thing. Also.

“. . . not to mention (among others): volume, consistency, color, buoyancy.”

Of course, numerous FDA (Food and Dump Administration) regulations will go into effect. Soon you will only be able to flush twice per day under the dictates of our new watermelon overlords (green on the outside, red on the inside, get it?). This Nation is going into the Shitter as we speak while your own feces won’t be able to get halfway down the pipes unless you worship The Obamamessia. Defecation without representation it is, that’s what I say. I want my country back!!

Down with the Toilet Czar! Shaking it more than three times is the playing-with-yourself of Dribble Fascism.
…What? It’s late.

I can do Pastor Swank’s or Ed Anger’s job, don’t you think?

gocart mozart – You’re too self-aware.

Shaking it more than three times is the playing-with-yourself of Dribble Fascism.

Flailed PENIS reference.

This thread went from Dan Riehl to R.S. McCain to Malkin to Penis & shit. I think our standards are improving.

..from Dan Riehl to R.S. McCain to Malkin to Penis & shit.

…the trend is certainly positive.

Okay, so my sources (i.e., this thread) indicate that Dan Riehl assraped Bill Sparkman with a cub scout’s dick, killed him, and then fucked his corpse with his mother’s dildo. All while his Lord and Master Satan laughed and applauded.

This is why I love the internet. So much information at one’s fingertips.

Hey, I read on the internet recently that ” . . .Dan Riehl assraped Bill Sparkman with a cub scout’s dick, killed him, and then fucked his corpse with his mother’s dildo. All while his Lord and Master Satan laughed and applauded.”

Is this true? Why is the MSM silent about this? Why is Dan Riehl silent about this? Hmmm, I wonder.

Dongicons

I played that on my old Nintendo last night!

Do we have a youtube of Gabby Johnson ‘ala Blazing Saddles? Ah…here it is…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

sorry, no imbed….comp nOoB here….

wow, cool, looks like the linky-thingy works just fine!!! my bad…and enjoy!