Comments on: The Town & Country Maoist

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:18:47 +0000

Uh, so which was it Americanpsychopundit? A “quite small” threat from the Soviets, or “the ever-present threat of total annhilation”?

Both, silly.

That Union Soviet Socialist of Republics (the CCC of P) was hella resourceful.

By: Sadly, No!

Sadly, No! — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 22:18:55 +0000

Glennocidal Tendencies: American Psycho Version

Is Patrick Bateman alive and well and living in Colorado? Maybe. If so, he’s changed his name to Stephen Green and he’s no longer content with petty things, like allowing his envy of friends’ superior business cards drive him…

By: grytpype

grytpype — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:27:19 +0000

Retardo, thanks for the linky

By: Gimpy McLimbless

Gimpy McLimbless — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:23:54 +0000

“Clap louder, damn you!”

I have no hands, can I whap my penis on my forhead?

By: Demogenes Aristophanes

Demogenes Aristophanes — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 15:15:57 +0000

That Green putz is still around? I thought by now he would have been exposed as a figment of Bret Easton Ellis’ imagination. Ah, well.

I love in particular how he goes from this:

In the Cold War, the threat of losing an American city or three was quite small …

to this:

The Cold War was easier in another respect: thereâ€™s really nothing like the ever-present threat of total annihilation to focus the mind …

… in the space of just a single intervening paragraph.

Uh, so which was it Americanpsychopundit? A “quite small” threat from the Soviets, or “the ever-present threat of total annhilation”?

I’m very confused.

By: Honey

Honey — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 14:06:07 +0000

Okay, what the hell are the asterisks for?

By: DocAmazing

DocAmazing — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:45:40 +0000

>Does he wear a pith hat when he writes?

No, he drinkth pith vodka.

By: RETARDO

RETARDO — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:32:31 +0000

*lies*Absolutely*lies*

But really, did anyone really think I’d write that in my own voice? The model mix-up, yeah, but the tone?*

Come on people, we have one racist sexist bigot around here and his name is Brad R.!

*To anticipate the inevitable “But RETARDO, why can’t you tell them apart unless you consider *all* supermodels and all women soulless interchangebale meatholes?!?!” Well, you got me, Ann.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:26:08 +0000

And that folks is intellectual honesty. HUZZAH!

By: RETARDO

RETARDO — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:20:58 +0000

Still, I think I’ll leave it.

That part of the post, like so much else of it, is written from the point of view of Green’s consciousness. Therefore I attribute the error to “him”.

By: RETARDO

RETARDO — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:12:18 +0000

ahh shit. thanks for the correction.

By: almostinfamous

almostinfamous — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:10:44 +0000

umm giselle is going out with leo de caprio. heidi klum;s the one going out with seal.

i say because i love.

By: Linnaeus

Linnaeus — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:50:40 +0000

Chopin is overpriced anyway. Just because it’s on the top shelf in the liquor store doesn’t necessarily mean it’s better.

By: Ugh

Ugh — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:55:52 +0000

Gawd, and here I thought he used to be sensible.

“I know what will keep us safe. Drinking vodka and blogging, 24/7.”

By: Pooh

Pooh — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:47:40 +0000

In the spring we’d make meat helmets…

Clap louder, damn you!

By: stickler

stickler — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:05:49 +0000

Does he wear a pith hat when he writes?

It’s pith helmet, and I think the military connotations of that word should tell you why Mr. Green isn’t wearing one. He’s not going anywhere near a military uniform in this particular Long War.

By: TravisG

TravisG — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:19:16 +0000

Beautiful work, Retardo. What the hell is up with capitalizing Certain Phrases? What, is he Kipling? Does he wear a pith hat when he writes?

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:19:15 +0000

Great post – funny and scary stream-of-conciousness at the same time.

By: fasteddie

fasteddie — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:44:06 +0000

And he’s part of pajama-whatever.

He really thinks we all need to clap louder.

By: norbizness

norbizness — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:37:05 +0000

Every time I think this frightened little yuppie prick hits bottom, he goes a little bit Monopolowa.