Apr
5
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Michelle ate the sandbox.
See, you thought we were kidding before, but look who Malkin just linked to.
Yep, it’s Freedom Folks.
Welcome to the beginning of Mexitude right here in the U. S. of A.
Mex-i-tude
The de facto control of social and political policy by illegal aliens.
Think dhimmitude, but substitute Colorado for Kandahar, and La Raza for The Religion of Peace.
Since we’re picking ‘em, how about Dennis Madalone?
Jas said,
April 5, 2006 at 18:40
Okay, we really need to stop you…
I wonder who fed her the link?
Dawg said,
April 5, 2006 at 18:49
Wow, that’s a right fine-looking group of musos. And I’ll bet they sound as good as they look.
thedarkbackward said,
April 5, 2006 at 18:57
I don’t know what song that gal is fixin’ to sing, but I bet it involves ham.
Lucy said,
April 5, 2006 at 19:01
I just learned from Freedom Folks.
Mexitude
Right on the heels of the flag ban at Skyline H.S. in Longmont, Colorado, reading this story (with video) from nearby Westminster really hurt this morning:
The immigration debate and demonstrations caused a middle school in Adams County to change their dress code.
Students at Shaw Heights Middle School are no longer allowed to wear anything that’s patriotic, including camouflage pants, because they have become a political symbol for a version of patriotism.
Welcome to the beginning of Mexitude right here in the U. S. of A.
So, camouflage is patriotic because it’s a political symbol for a version of patriotism. Nice circular logic there! BTW, I didn’t know camo was a symbol like that. I thought it was a signifier (in certain hands) of the wearer’s adherence to a certain crazy brand of survivalist-cum-right-wing-extremist.It gets better, but that’s the part I came away with.
Gavin M. said,
April 5, 2006 at 19:09
I added a Mexitude quote. It’s so…like an ad slogan for a Goya sports drink.
Strange Forces said,
April 5, 2006 at 19:10
thedarkbackward, for the win.
Christopher said,
April 5, 2006 at 19:34
Yes! Viva La Raza, as Eddie Guerrero used to say.
Can I have mexitude even though I’m white as a sheet and I live in Oregon?
Also, I would imagine that catholicism would be the replacement for the religion of peace.
I love how hard these guys have to work to avoid mentioning that most Mexicans are devout Christians.
Ben said,
April 5, 2006 at 20:01
Poor principal of the school…she’ got about 30 wingnuts calling her right now to tell her about Mex-i-tude. Although, if someone told my child they couldn’t wear camo pants and a bandolier, I’d set her on fire and call her a terrorist.
norbizness said,
April 5, 2006 at 20:08
This isn’t just low-hanging fruit, this is fruit that has been decomposing on the ground for the last several weeks.
sohei said,
April 5, 2006 at 20:19
Alright, enough of this. I, sohei of junk sick fuck fest (http://jsff.carvedangel.net), hereby put all crappy right-wing bands like Right March ON NOTICE. We, the original horrible LEFT WING industrial outfit, challenge you to a BAND BATTLE (sort of like a RAP BATTLE only whiter)! You think you can steal our shtick of playing shitty political music that no one listens too – think again, punks! Our noize will melt your faces. And we do it all for FREE, cuz we’re subsidized by a secret Communist global conspiracy.
And if you don’t accept our challenge, you sirs, are cowards.
So, to quote an inspirational musician you’re obviously familiar with:
“JFK blown away! What else do I a have to say!?”
On a serious note, I’ll put Right March and the rest of the happy brownshirt sing-song brigade up against our side’s artistry any day. Sure, we’ve got Green Day. But we’ve also got Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Killing Joke, A Perfect Circle, and so many more.
Huh? said,
April 5, 2006 at 20:30
Seriously, where do the wingers get off trying to do political music? They all suck. OK, except for Bob Roberts…
teh l4m3 said,
April 5, 2006 at 20:48
Well, it’s like I’ve always said… You can Jack Abramoff without DeLay, but you don’t have to be Madalone!
Dan Someone said,
April 5, 2006 at 21:10
I clicked on the Madalone link, and while it’s loading, I’m thinking “What the hell is ‘west and a sone’?”
I have not been drinking enough.
DUDACKATTACK!!! said,
April 5, 2006 at 21:11
They look fit for active duty.
ortho_bob said,
April 5, 2006 at 22:24
I prefered ‘em when they were called French Folks.
And isn’t Mexitude what showbiz hacks say Salma Hayek got plenty of when she’s showing some flesh?
Kuda Bux said,
April 6, 2006 at 1:11
What are you, the Berry Gordy of the short bus?
brndlbxr said,
April 6, 2006 at 4:27
I actually listened to one clip. Awful, but frighteningly earnest, you can almost smell the kool-aide on their breath.
merlallen said,
April 6, 2006 at 13:18
does anyone but me notice how stupid and ugly seem to go together?
Christ said,
April 6, 2006 at 22:33
Ok, I couldn’r resist, I actually commented on that insane rambling:
“Please keep up the good work. By the time you’re through dividing up the population to satisfy your thirst for someone to point the finger at, blame, and ignore your own faults, there’ll be five of you left.
Remember the JDF in Monty Pythons’ “Life Of Brian”?
Splitters!
P.S. I always thought you Righty McTighties loved ridiculing The Strawman Left for their culture of ‘victimhood’. You’ve proven to outmaster them. Good job! This country needs to get its’ production of irony up to speed!”
Marq said,
April 23, 2006 at 13:03
Jeebus–is that the legendary FreedomPundit on vocals in that still?