Man, Gary, Teh was right, these are starting to feel phoned in. Do yourself a favor, take a break, maybe get a massage or a facial.

Oh, tigrismus… why, oh why do you want men to ejaculate on poor Gary’s face? OK, it’s all good fun, right, teh? But, it’s messy.

Horrible yuppie Stephen Green, who first enlisted in the 101st Keyboard Brigade when the thought struck him that another terrorist attack might damage his spiffy Ikea entertainment center, checks the ideological inventory of American institutions and i…

I just this second saw that ‘pitch’ and all I can say is that was only a strike if it was a Yankee throwing.

The Reds, by the way, have not given up that many runs in an opener since ’77. 1877!

I blame that on the kiss of death, GWB…

Hopefully the Reds performance is a portent of the Repubs’ election results this year.

In the Cubs’ clubhouse, Bush walked in and announced, “This is the year.” He went straight to manager Dusty Baker, grabbed his hand, and turned him to the cameras. “Smile,” Bush said, shaking Baker’s hand with a broad grin. Baker did as instructed, saying, “I’ll do what I got to do.”

Oh, that ovation was for the ball. When Dubya started to wind up, most people thought he was about to shove that poor thing right up his ass.

This is so sweet…endearing, really. Like a child’s letter to God about how he thinks God should fix all the problems in the world. So disarmingly naive, so charmingly ignorant, so amusingly tone-deaf, so wonderfully dumb.

It’s cute that 8 year-olds read Sadly No.

Iraq’s infrastructure began a process of decline after sanctions were leveled against that country following Hussein’s unsuccessful campaign against Kuwait. But, years later, at least some proceeds from the oil-for-food program were making it to the people. Iraq was in the midst of a delicate economic recovery when the US attacked.

Hussein didn’t put an end to that upswing; the US did – and for no real reason. There were no WMDs in Iraq, and there is no credible evidence as yet that Hussein was in cahoots with Bin Laden.

The left shows it’s lack of consistancy when they talk about how they oppose the war, but they want us to stay there longer.

That’s not inconsistency; it’s forethought. If the US leaves Iraq now, after the country has been totally destroyed by this war, that area will become nothing more than a breeding ground for terrorism. Even now, with a strong US presence, Shari’a – Islamic religious law – is playing a greater role in governing affairs of state in Iraq than secular law.

If the US leaves, you might find the calculating but decedent Baathist Regime replaced with a fiery new form of extremist government – a shade of post-revolution Iran. And you will have no one to blame but yourselves.

We are doing a lot of rebuilding as a show of gratitude to the Iraqi people for welcoming us in 2003.

Excusé moi? A big part of the impetus for going to war against Iraq was that Hussein headed a government guilty of rampant human rights violations. The US didn’t vow to rebuild out of gratitude, but out of obligation.

As for the “unpopular” Bush. He threw out the first pitch today, tossed it over the plate and got a standing ovation.

Wow that’s…uh…like totally scientific, man. I am so convinced of the Grand Idiot’s popularity now.

But remember, the mainstream media says that he is unpopular. Ha ha ha.

Yes, for the Mainstream Media™ is the enemy of all that is good and right. They lie because they have an agenda. All of them are working together – the networks, the papers, everyone. It’s a big conspiracy. Soon, they’ll be beaming images straight into your head with their mind control rays. Digital cable is the devil.

Way to go! (Just remember all the little people who made you what you are today…)

‘s true. Where’s the Doc?

In fact, the rate of casualties for 2005 was below a few peacetime years. That’s how successful the war was.

And if we were to cut and run from Iraq, that would tell the terrorists that terrorism works and then they would come here and kill millions in terrorist attacks.