Homosexuals are difficult to categorize and analyze

They’re difficult to categorize and analyze? Yet here you are, “categorizing and analyzing” them (though “caricaturing and demonizing” would be more accurate).

Secondly, regarding his “7 Steps to become T3h 3vil!”, all seven steps apply to wingnuts to varying degrees:

1) The first floor down into the darkness involves denial that one is a sinner.

The Christo-fascist zombie brigade (© 2004-2006 Marc Maron) is guilty of this one 24/7. They believe that simply because they and they alone “follow Christ,” they are without sin.

2) From the stage-one denials, the journey into darkness proceeds downwards to a second denial–the denial that evil exists.

The right denies that evil exists on the right – that’s the exclusive property of lefties.

3) Then comes the descent into the delusion that those who fight evil are themselves evil.

This goes hand-in-hand with the above: because they delude themselves into believing that only lefties are t3h 3vil!!!1!, “libruls” are evil for opposing evil on the right.

4) Next comes the hatred of those who fight evil.

See LGF, FreeRepublic, RedState.org, etc.

5) The fifth floor down into darkness is to believe–or to be willing to tell the lie–that evil things are good, and good things are evil.

Things the right calls good: Torture, killing abortion providers, killing homosexuals, killing liberals, killing Muslims, pollution, etc.

Things the right calls evil: Being homosexual, women being anywhere other than barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, being a liberal, being a non-Christian, etc.

6) The sixth stage is to hate the victims of evil or to hate those whom the good guys are protecting.

See Pope Benedict Arnold I on the child abuse scandal. See also the vilification of the ACLU for their defense of homosexuals.

7) The seventh stage of evil is serial killing, terrorism, and genocide.

Three words: The Bush Doctrine.

runs away when he thinks he’s in danger.

That’s a sign of being gay?
Back that up, or eat my knuckles, wingnut.

Here’s a fresh perversion to contemplate: 210 pounds of grumpy gay Democrat says, Eat my shorts.

Pounding my tufted chest and trumpeting, as I head back into the kitchen for another cup of coffee,

CW

I don’t believe this person when he says he’s well-read, if he thinks any of these ideas fits the Wingnut idea of love.

Also, notice how his seven stages of evil applies pretty well to himself, too.

What a nutcase.

Ta-da!

Only if Fred promises not to stare at their pecs and think of homo nups.

Wait… is this Kay Bailey’s son? Shouldn’t he be in Iraq?

I know that I have in the past used the expression “the mind boggles”, but this is the first time I’ve ever actually felt my brain *really* boggle. It’s not pleasant.

The only thing I can gather from that bit is that Fred is admitting to his inability to sexually satisfy a woman. All that talk about how “sucking on bellies” is unmanly is code language for how he can’t figure out the fine art of cunnilingus, and he thinks he’d be less of a man if he did.

hehe. ANALyst.

More (off topic) fun with Condi.

This one doesn’t seem to have gotten the message from the other wingnut a few months ago,the one who claimed that homosexuality was the ultimate “heroin” in addictive sex.

Like, how many kinds of “heroin” are thereout there?

I’m not sure about gays, but from what I’ve seen, it’s definitely true about wingnuts. From farm animals to falafel, every single one is just a crazy unique bastard.

“He said it. Jack Straw really did say it.

There he was standing before some 200 dignitaries in Blackburn, the cameras were rolling and Condoleezza “Condi” Rice was listening attentively.

As he introduced his guest, the Foreign Secretary held up a copy of a local newspaper and read out the headline: “Condom….er, Condi Comes to the Centre of the World”.

I admit I missed this unfortunate slip of the tongue. A more alert colleague pointed it out to me, but I refused to believe it.

I asked another journalist and she said she had indeed heard it, but I still had my doubts. Maybe Straw was just mumbling, as he does on the Today programme, I thought.

So last night I found my tape recorder and played through the speech. Suddenly, at one minute 32 seconds into the recording, there it was in its full, delicious glory: US Secretary of State Condom Rice.

Jack must be praying that Condi didn’t hear it. He may deny it, but I have the evidence on tape.”

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