Comments on: LGF’s Extremely Well Thought Out Immigration Plan

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By: jiggavegas

jiggavegas — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:44:11 +0000

America is a bloated zionist whore

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By: Abrampipesowitzbergstien

Abrampipesowitzbergstien — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:52:36 +0000

America needs Balkinization.
A nation currently of 300-400 million humans (I don’t expect the zionists in charge to make an accurate count, so I lean more towards 400M) is too many unless you desire the economic and health standards of India. Huricane Katrina and the shoddy reponse that followed is typical of a nation in our population class; well, America is a bloated zionist whore, it is to big, useless to its citizenry, and it is time for it to perish.
The human flood keeps pooring in; and sorry popular criers of “racism” (never aimed at the exclusive jewish state which funds your ‘cry racism against non-jewish whitey’ assholitude; of the only purpose to steer attension away from the EXTREMELY racist jewish state) We have to put a cap on the human flood, or this nation is not a nation, but a Israeli whore. We need a universal healthcare system for our citizenry which could not be sustained by uncapped immigration; it is too bloated as is, Balkinization would work.

By: Demogenes Aristophanes

Demogenes Aristophanes — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:33:16 +0000

If foreigners protest a US law or policy, they are DEPORTED IMMEDIATELY …

Ground zero for deportation thus becomes the complaint desk at Disney World.

By: Troy

Troy — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 00:58:39 +0000

Since the U.S isn’t bound by the treaty against the use of land mines…. Well you fill in the blanks.

By: brndlbxr

brndlbxr — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 05:28:14 +0000

Every time I see those LGF “colors” I think, Wo, bikers. You know, Baseball cards and bicycle spokes.
Idiots.

By: Sjofn

Sjofn — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:52:19 +0000

As a native-born citizen of California, I have more of a problem with all the assholes from other parts of the US that moved to my state than I do with the Mexicans.

I moved here from New Jersey (to live with my INTERNET BOYFRIEND LAWL), and it took a bit getting used to (I don’t do well with accents I haven’t heard much before), but now, four years later, I don’t really notice it until I go BACK to my little white-ass town in New Jersey. You’re right, though, people who didn’t grow up in California (or have never been here at all) are the ones that seem to be a lot more panicky about the Brown Menace than anyone.

By: tg

tg — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:43:58 +0000

This is the best plan since Kaye’s idea to electrify the fence at the border — if there were a fence at the border.

Hey, she’s just two or three karaoke bars away from the “electric eel” plan. When she publishes that, S,N!’s days of ridiculing her are over. The eels will work.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:12:39 +0000

Gavin,

Whenever I want to engage Kevin Drum on the internet I always end up here!

Why is that????

By: Matt

Matt — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:06:36 +0000

doh — didn’t mean to be scratching out that comment anonymously.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:03:08 +0000

Now you’re getting shipped back to Ballsweatistan

I gotta admit that I’ve been itching to get back there myself.

By: TravisG

TravisG — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 23:03:52 +0000

“If foreigners protest a US law or policy, they are DEPORTED IMMEDIATELY”

That was pretty much the point of Kathleen Parker’s column the other day.

I think the government should build a whole bunch of underground tubes that run from cities all over America, down to the other side of the Mexican border. That way, when we catch an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT, we can just put them in the tube, and then they’ll swoooooooosh, swoooooosh, sheeeeuuump, swerrrrrrrrr, sheump all the way down to Mexico. Gravity would probably transport the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS to the border, because it’s to our south, which is basically entirely downhill from here.

By: LA Confidential Pantload

LA Confidential Pantload — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 22:07:55 +0000

UUitt is prob’ly just confused and thinks that “Azatlan” is an Arabic word.

By: Tommy Yum

Tommy Yum — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 21:31:52 +0000

Man. “Spixican” is the new “nigger.” No, wait–gotta keep that one.

Anyone catch Larry King last night, with that idiot Hugh Hewitt talking about the 700 mile wall? He’s afraid that the Islamofascists will infiltrate. ‘Cos, you know, they’re brown too and will blend in with all the Spixicans. ‘Cos brown is bad. Beslan! Beslan!

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:26:26 +0000

Why not just load up on the anti-personel mines? “I spixican’t find my legs!”
-Not So Speedy Gone-arm-lez.

Actually I think the strafing range is a little out of date, he might be thinking of P-51s or something. What about a humongous catapult that hurls the immigrants into space when they step on a huge X, an X that sadly for them can only be seen from space, but that Glenn Reynolds will joke is in 1,000,000,000 pt font, of course right when they reach the upper atmosphere they are humanely vaporized by our functioning Star Wars program, cuz you know that shit’s just got to work.

What? Not barouque enough?

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:19:36 +0000

Random Guy: re “minions”-

I do not think it means what they think it means.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 17:06:23 +0000

“If foreigners protest a US law or policy, they are DEPORTED IMMEDIATELY”

Umm….OK, I can really see this in action…residents give feedback to city hall about police brutality; about overzealous enforcement of jaywalking, about difficult building code regulations and BOOM!!!!!! If you weren’t born here, you go back to where you came from!!!!

Wonder how the conservative proponents of “limited government” think these laws are going to be enforced….gonna be a lot of union-represented public employees on the payroll, aren’t there?

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 16:14:02 +0000

Create a bombing and straffing range along the US/spixico border. No warnings as to when it will be used and DO make use of it. Dropping a few thousand bombs and a few hundred thousand shells fired into the area will have a significant impact on these illegal spixicans crossing into the US.

Of course, ‘the area’ is about 2,000 miles long, so you’d have to do an extra-huge lot of bombing and ‘straffing.’

This is the best plan since Kaye’s idea to electrify the fence at the border — if there were a fence at the border.

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 15:07:00 +0000

Wow, I would have never thought of regularly bombing your own country as an anti-immigration policy. Or as any sort of policy.