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I just went through nine pages of supposedly “religious” clocks (several of which had pictures of Ben D., or at least his namesake), but there were NONE of Pastor Swank–or even Hillary Swank (either now or the 1992 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Hillary).
Posted by: Ken Houghton | March 30, 2006 06:17 PM
(Prototype — development still under)
Anne said,
March 30, 2006 at 19:31
Keyboard death by Dr Pepper splash.
celticgirl said,
March 30, 2006 at 19:34
Swanky!
Chadwick said,
March 30, 2006 at 19:51
Whatever happened to Wingnut Death-match?
BillyD said,
March 30, 2006 at 19:56
My god… it’s glorious
yagi said,
March 30, 2006 at 20:02
And those clock hands…so slender and firm.
dave128 said,
March 30, 2006 at 20:02
Is the Hitler ‘stache deliberate, or just an accidental happy?
Gavin M. said,
March 30, 2006 at 20:04
It’s deliberate in that the hands had to go somewhere in relation to the Swankface, and the Hitler moustache just felt right, like a warm bath with a ducky.
Brad R. said,
March 30, 2006 at 20:05
That’s gonna be a real hot seller- let’s just hope the Acme Law Firm never hears of it!
Gavin M. said,
March 30, 2006 at 20:09
Ack! Everyone take cover, Atrios people incoming…
Anonymous said,
March 30, 2006 at 20:22
No Gavin!! Why?
Attention New York Law Firm:
Please have all posts directed at me by the Atrios trolls copied and kept on file to be used in the rule 11 sanctions hearings.
annieangel said,
March 30, 2006 at 20:23
Anonymous was me, I blame haloscan.
Lucy said,
March 30, 2006 at 20:38
Oh my God (in the Swankian sense)! You made me laugh so hard. The caption on the clock is priceless. And a valuable reminder that Swank’s prose is itself “timeless.”
whatever said,
March 30, 2006 at 20:47
Not that it relly matters but I believe the actress who played buffy in the ‘92 movie was kristy swanson not hillary swank.
Ken Houghton said,
March 30, 2006 at 21:01
True, but Hilary (sorry, my misspelling) Swank was in it, playing one of Buffy’s cheerleader friends (as memorable in its way as Jessica Alba in Never Been Kissed).
It’s a marvelous clock, and I trust it can be ours for only $14.99 when Gavin finishes.
fiver said,
March 30, 2006 at 21:29
This better not be a cruel joke. I want me a Pastor Swank clock so I know when it’s time for his Story Hour.
King Spirula said,
March 30, 2006 at 21:39
Will it chime Wagner’s “Bridal Chorus” at 6 and 9?
teh l4m3 said,
March 30, 2006 at 21:40
Hmmm… Nice, but can I get mine in “Islamofascist AIDS Splash”? Or perhaps in a warm shade of “Womb-Baby Murders Global”?
Matt T. said,
March 30, 2006 at 22:15
Christ, can you imagine waking up and having that stare at you every morning?
Christ said,
March 30, 2006 at 22:45
No, I cannot.
Fulsome said,
March 30, 2006 at 22:52
I think I like the university jersey number font best. Somehow it adds the extra flavor we all love.
Plus the crazy face should keep this thread Escadonian and Kossack free.
Oh, FTLOG! said,
March 30, 2006 at 23:02
Glorious! Oh, what a day blessed this is!
I Heart Swank said,
March 30, 2006 at 23:05
Does it come with its own wing-nut for wall mounting? (Assuming it isn’t a homo wall.)
Timmah420 said,
March 31, 2006 at 3:51
I’ll put it on my roof, so homo nups are the last thing I see before I go to sleep…
Winston said,
March 31, 2006 at 4:39
Can we please have the quote be an actual Swank “sentence”? It just wouldn’t be right to paraphrase or excerpt the good pastor, after all the good material he himself writes.