Comments on: Are You Smarter Than A Dry Cleaner?

By: MrToad

MrToad — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:14:00 +0000

Now see where you’re making your two biggest mistakes is (are?) 1. Only liberals and nerds feel the need to look things up. “Conservatives” and “professionals” just know stuff. It’s technical..
and 2. The stuff that “conservatives” and “professionals” know? It’s right (even when it appears at second glance to be “wrong”) (hey, get it? “right”?) because it just is, that’s all. “God said it, I believe it, that settles it” kind of right (there it is again! it’s a nomen!)

By: jim

jim — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:47:43 +0000

… & don’t ever join the Hemidemisemiquaver Book Club … way too many notes.

By: jim

jim — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:34:51 +0000

I joined the Semiconductor Book Club but they charged too much.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:24:20 +0000

how much wind is produced by Denmark’s electricity.
This gives me an EXCELLENT IDEA for a way that the Danes could save up energy when they have too much generator capacity.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:11:15 +0000

OK, but look, people, Obama is clearly an idiot, because he didn’t tell us how much wind is produced by Denmark’s electricity.

By: NutellaonToast

NutellaonToast — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:43:06 +0000

I joined the seminal book club and found religion.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:24:21 +0000

I joined the Seminal Book Club, but they told me to jerk off.

By: Spiny Norman

Spiny Norman — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:50:42 +0000

And John Hinderaker produces a vast amount of wind, some under his own power but most of it subsidized by his betters and vented through his collection of rubes.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:46:17 +0000

Sure, Denmark is a flat, windy place

Much like Assrocket’s head.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:40:33 +0000

[Obama's] ignorance of mathematics is just one facet of his ignorance of business and economics.
If this is the same Hinderaker who is on record as praising the spellbinding oratorial skills of GW Bush, and criticising Obama for his verbal clumsiness, then evidently he has moved on from the stage of constructing his own reality and is now trying to sell time-shares in it.

By: NutellaonToast

NutellaonToast — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:28:36 +0000

Wait wait wait waIT WAIT! NO!

I have a better version….

I was the first to join the Seminal Book Club but then the Seminole Book Club said that, really, they were there first.

Yeah, that one’s much better.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:28:31 +0000

the seminole book club
DrDick may have contributed to that series.

By: NutellaonToast

NutellaonToast — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:25:48 +0000

that would be flavor, and FYWP. You’re just not quick enough.

By: NutellaonToast

NutellaonToast — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:25:08 +0000

I really liked it’s falvor, too, actor.

I was the first to join the seminal book club. Then some assholes from the seminole book club came and fucked everything up with stone axes.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:24:54 +0000

I like you guys’ quarky sense of humor.

By: The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:16:30 +0000

OK, because in truth is there no beauty?

Insert very funny joke about tops and bottoms here….

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:03:50 +0000

OK, because in truth is there no beauty?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:58:32 +0000

Actor, it worked like a charm.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:55:36 +0000

OK, I admit, that was probably a bit too subtle.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:49:03 +0000

I’ve got the Subatomic book club but no good joke for it.

I joined that, but it was awfully strange.