I disagree. For one thing, there are no brownskinned people on either side, a pre-requisite for a conservative movie (altho not necessarily required cf Red Dawn).

Moreover, tho, the hero is a graduate of a liberal arts program at New York University. In other words, a candy-assed priss who reads…literature AND bags the hot doctor by doing so.

I might buy this as a conservative parody, a la American Carol, but not as a conservative movie.

May I suggest:

Come ‘mer’can Taliban
Tally me Dan Bana

That’s true of any meat. Just ask the teabaggers.

To bad Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s not around to report on lunatics.

It seems the Billionaires for Bush have morphed into the Billionaires for Wealthcare and they performed at the big teabagger hootenanny on Saturday.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEE!

ITTDGYA Enterprises (and such as) has already endorsed this group of miscreants and billionaires.

We will now add their music video to the mix.

Hanx, Jennifer!
~

Boy, this Classic Football Game 2 takes me back. Back to the old days, that is. Days spent lounging around the living room on Thanksgiving, waiting for gravy and Mom’s locally famous turkey balls. Let me tell you, you’d never eat turkey in its normal form again after you’ve had it in a spherical shape.

…their decision to add the Traitor Cetera ballad “Glory of Love” as the movie’s theme song

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Thank you Monsieur McGravitas for dooming me to read 94 capsules of mind-altered-ing craziness.

OMFG. Thanks for re-opening the festering wound that is my trauma at having watched that piece of trash. On the plus side, you have introduced me to my new favourite imdb commenter.

Yet another example of how political sense (your hypothetical) conflicts with common sense. Suggesting swinging to your wife when she has shown no interest in the topic is a generally bad idea, even if it might help your Q rating.

Surreptitiously taking pictures of her and posting them on the net is, of course, okay. That appears to be the basis of more than half of U.S. marriages.

N__B said,

September 15, 2009 at 2:22

“I blame Jerri Ryan.”

I find that a useful shorter to explain the 2004 Illinois senatorial election is “It all hinged on a large-breasted cyborg in a catsuit.”

People rarely ask follow-up questions.

Seriously, though, what if she’d gone along with it? Somebody invites you to a swinger’s party and you show up with Jeri Ryan!! You’d be a fucking King!! It might be worth risking a mere political career over.