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47 RULES FOR WRITERS:

1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Contractions aren’t necessary and shouldn’t be used.
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary;
it’s highly superfluous.
14. One should NEVER generalize.
15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
16. Don’t use no double negatives.
17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be ignored.
21. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical
words however should be enclosed in commas.
22. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
23. DO NOT use exclamation points and all caps to emphasize!!!
24. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
25. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth shaking ideas.
26. Use the apostrophe in it’s proper place and omit it when its not needed.
27. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “I hate quotations. Tell me what you
know.”
28. If you’ve heard it once, you’ve heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a
million can use it correctly.
29. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
30. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
31. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
32. Who needs rhetorical questions?
33. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
34. The passive voice should never be used.
36. Do not put statements in the negative form.
37. Verbs have to agree with their subjects.
38. A writer must not shift your point of view.
39. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences of 10 or more words, to their
antecedents.
40. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
41. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
42. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
43. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
44. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
45. Always pick on the correct idiom.
46. The adverb always follows the verb.
47. Be careful to use the rite homonym.
And Finally…
47. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

My sides ache. C.V. Very witty. Velly velly witty!

NOW…..

Ben sez “P.J. said it was O.K. by him..”

P.J sez…. “Ben who? Never fcuking heard of him.”

I fear there may be a sad finale to this sad story….

…….involving a mouth a barrel and a bullet.

I mean? What will he do for an encore? And what better way to exit stage right than to play the ultimate victim and in the name of patriotism attempt to take the nasty librul blogosphere down with him.

Fundamentalists of alll stripes only really have ONE exit strategery from the corner into which they paint themselves.

UP!

There….

Why are we silent when one of our own is being savagely attacked as a racist, gay, Puerto Rican homophobic plagarizer who sleeps with his mother when not in bed with his dad and Jack Abramofff?

Ooh! Teh hot!

Avoid cliches like the plague.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Always avoid recklessly splitting an infinitive.

There were a couple of others, anyone remember them? Anyone not think I’m a total chumpnugget?

In the past 24 hours, we learned of allegations that Stoffel plagiarized Winny Churchill in material that appeared over his byline in the comments at sadlyno.com.

Score one for Glenn.