Comments on: You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

By: kiki

kiki — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:39:24 +0000

Yay! I wanna be a murderer and rapist of nuns too, just like Saint Ronnie!

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:24:30 +0000

Teabagger is an offensive term. In the interest of politeness we should refer to them as scrotum licking Americans.

Or re-pube-lickin’s.

By: Brush Up Your Goddamn Batman

Brush Up Your Goddamn Batman — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:39:45 +0000

What’s in a name? A putz by any other name can still Tweet.

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:40:18 +0000

Teabagger is an offensive term. In the interest of politeness we should refer to them as scrotum licking Americans.

By: stogoe

stogoe — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:14:39 +0000

Are we entirely sure that Anderson Cooper and Andrew Sullivan aren’t the same person? Maybe the fact that they’re both worthless, contemptible hacks conflated them in my mind. But why then aren’t all the Beltway pundits conflated in my mind, then, like some Alpha-like multiple persona monstrosity whose sole focus is raping the decayed corpse of responsible journalism?

By: Bob Johnson

Bob Johnson — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:18:40 +0000

I always knew The Nordster was gay, but I thought Byron was only a weenie. Nice of Jay to clear that up.

By: OneMadClown

OneMadClown — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:36:15 +0000

While I come down on neither side on the issue of teabagging, I must admit that I do slap my nordlinger around at least twice a day, lest I get cranky.

On a side note, I always thought the conservative n-word was, you know, the n-word.

By: jon

jon — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:04:40 +0000

I remember that historic day when Reagan said he was a Contra too and the world saw how evil the Sandinista! were. Before that, everyone thought three albums at a low price was okay and that “Lose This Skin” was the best song ever*. Sure, everyone appreciated “Up in Heaven (Not Only Here)” for its scolding of socialist planning, but without Reagan’s brave words there could never have been Pulp’s “Mile End”, which is of course about Going Galt in the city. Reagan also inspired The Scorpions to write “Winds of Change” and the cover art for Virgin Killer, which was clearly a swipe at that environmentalist do-gooder, Richard Branson.

*for clearing out a party: it’s either that or Jerry Lewis recordings.

By: Twisted_Colour

Twisted_Colour — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:09:55 +0000

Come and get me, snapperhead.

By: Twisted_Colour

Twisted_Colour — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:08:44 +0000

Barack – Fair enough, it’s a Hungarian brandy made with apricots. Quite nice but with enough of it you will certainly ‘jay’ the next morning.

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:44:00 +0000

I think there’s a sophisticated insult against homosexuals and liberals in that “Anderson Cooper types” bit. The man spins many rhetorical plates.

By: Inconstant Reader

Inconstant Reader — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:33:27 +0000

I think it’s adorable that Nordlinger thinks that teabagging is an “exotic sexual practice.” Dude doesn’t get out much.

By: Looch

Looch — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:06:51 +0000

This sounds like it could be a good meme.

That made me york.

By: Aaron Baker

Aaron Baker — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:58:54 +0000

Ah, Jay Nordlinger! He’ll consistently find reverse racism, whether it’s there or not. Somehow, the more traditional kind never makes his feelers twitch.

By: jim

jim — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:43:51 +0000

Gee, if you're trying to present your POV as a viable opposition to a sitting government's new policy, maybe President Reagan saying he too was a rape-&-murder-committing Nazi-loving drug-trafficking terrorist isn't exactly the best statement to use as an example, yaknowwhatimsayin?

I’m a teabagger too

Not with my yarbles, you're not.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:23:12 +0000

Unfortunately, that manuscript is probably squirreled away on microfiche in some government archive by now, accessible only by faceless bureaucrats versed in the deliberately obtuse cataloging system devised by that proto-Communist Dewey.

Top. Men.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:15:58 +0000

This whole teabagger thing just makes Nordlinger gag. Well, that’s what he said.

By: Mike Nilsen

Mike Nilsen — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:00:14 +0000

Mostly zinc? I don’t get it.

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:35:36 +0000

While you can’t make this shit up, you certainly do have to dig it up. And for that thankless rooting around, I tip my hat (bag my tea? (!) ) in your direction.

By: noen

noen — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:35:16 +0000

“More of the same, Wonkette style.”

Wonkette has put fluoride in the Sadly, No! water and is sucking our precious bodily fluids dry. I discovered this while in the act of surfing when I felt a strange sensation after visiting there. Sometimes I still read their site but I deny them my essence.