Walk it off, son. Wayne Gretzky would.

Um, I don’t claim to speak for America (seeing as how I HATE HATE HATE it), but…

…you can keep the poutine. Really. No, we don’t mind, we had a sandwich on the ride over and we’re full. Really.

“She was a behind-the-scenes activist whose career spanned over five decades…As a slave, her grandmother had been whipped for refusing to marry a man chosen for her by the slave owner.”

Well there you have it folks. She was one of those activists. Everyone knows that is just a code word for ‘commie’, and, she worked ‘behind-the-scenes’, so, a sneaky commie, not out in the bright light of Republican sunshine, but hidden away.

And, if that wasn’t enough, uppityness runs in the family, she inherited it from her grandmother. Obviously the impudence to stand up to someone who only has your best interests at heart has been handed down throught the generations.

And as far as what Gary Rupert thinks:

will only lead to rationing of care and Canadian style socialism where everyones taxes go up and we get nothing in return.

Hey now! Dammit, my taxes pay for my education, which was important to me, because besides being of the quality of ivy/moss league, at much less the cost, it is also where I learned to drink.

And we have real beer. So, it all works out, we have mostly free medical care for when we drunkenly fall off the 2nd floor patio at frosh parties. Okay, depending on where you live, getting a doctor can take a bit of time, and sometimes waits are a bit much….but EVERYONE has access to doctors/emergency rooms/hospital rooms, and most operations, for free.

As for ‘Canadian style’, you’re just jealous of our beer, bacon, drinking age for bars, poutine, skiing, and the fact that almost everyone, even the poor, are a hell of a lot more educated than the majority of people in the US of A. /end patriotic rant.

Finally:

Shorter.Shorter: “FAIL? You’re soaking in it!” Priceless!

Smut once linked that story, but I can’t find it now, alas.

Indeed, church basketball is red in tooth and claw and fist. I saw a bunch of my friends beaten to a pulp playing that shit, and they gave as good as they got. Not to mention the Dick Cheney-grade profanity from the stands.

Chiming in very late here, but –

No. It doesn’t mean anything, other than “don’t take this person seriously.” It’s like saying the Whigs are attacking.

OK, more accurately, it’s part of the GOP fetish for labels over substance. I don’t care what China calls itself — they’re despotic fuckheads based on their actions, which is what matters. Whichever “ism” you attach to that does not compel me one way or another.

Because our nutjobs here in Arkansas were pretty much neutered. Bill’s appeasing nature didn’t have the catastrophic effects it had in the national environment – he didn’t have much to cowtow to around here except for other Democrats (which in Arkansas effectively means Eisenhower Republicans).

Pshaw! Nostradamus predicted stuff five hundred years beyond the grave, backwards.

When did we find these ancient scores?!

Nutter also says: Following the Beatles, who incidentally were put together by the Tavistock Institute, came other “Made in England” rock groups, who, like the Beatles, had Theo Adorno write their cult lyrics and compose all the “music.”

Adorno, who died in 1969 not long before is 66th birthday, wrote all the music and lyrics for all the British Invasion bands! Never mind the music isn’t 12-tone, atonal, 12-atonal, or any combination of those words or concepts.

From the intro at the linked site: “Very much of what he “predicted” in the early 80′s happened exactly the way he said it would. The book in itself is from the early 90′s. ” So he successfully predicted stuff that had happened ten years earlier?!! GASP!

THIS! IS! SPARTA! We! Are! Not! Amused!

So did Jesus. We ought to round him up and force him from Obama’s cabinet, too.

Also.

Wow, the Illuminati has its own news service?

And it’s just as crazy as you’d imagine.

Now I’m one of them.

Had that Theo Adorno guy all wrong, I guess.

Cid, not long ago I was wondering why these cats & kittens weren’t taking the Bus of Fools® Tour through more historically black areas. Hell, black people don’t like paying taxes any more than Mr. Charlie does.

Their frank talk about them danged gullible Afro-Americans and their Communist front groups advocating for “civil rights” and other leftist fantasies would do them dark folks a world a good.

They orta leave immediately on this tour of the black South to explain to the negros what dangers they face from all these ‘outside agitators’.

The phenomenon of the Beatles was not a spontaneous rebellion by youth against the old social system. Instead it was a carefully crafted plot to introduce by a conspiratorial body which could not be identified, a highly destructive and divisive element into a large population group targeted for change against its will. New words and new phrases–prepared by Tavistock(1)– were introduced to America along with the Beatles. Words such as “rock” in relation to music sounds, “teenager,” “cool,” “discovered” and “pop music” were a lexicon of disguised code words signifying the acceptance of drugs and arrived with and accompanied the Beatles wherever they went, to be “discovered” by “teenagers.” Incidentally, the word “teenagers” was never used until just before the Beatles arrived on the scene, courtesy of the Tavistock Institute for Human Relations.

As in the case of gang wars, nothing could or would have been accomplished without the cooperation of the media, especially the electronic media and, in particular, the scurrilous Ed Sullivan who had been coached by the conspirators as to the role he was to play. Nobody would have paid much attention to the motley crew from Liverpool and the 12-atonal system of “music” that was to follow had it not been for an overabundance of press exposure. The 12-atonal system consisted of heavy, repetitive sounds, taken from the music of the cult of Dionysus and the Baal priesthood by [Theodor ] Adorno and given a “modern” flavor by this special friend of the Queen of England and hence the Committee of 300.

Etc

the Morms themselves recognize it.

One might think that being repeatedly burned out of their homes and violently run out of several States because of their beliefs would sharpen their senses some. Alas, such gazes seem only to function when turned outward, and are wholly negated by mirrors.

Though again, they don’t seem terribly lonely in the hypocrite category.

This just can’t bring themselves to recognize it as hypocrisy.