Comments on: I Know I’m Being Mean, But…

By: I Cried My Heart Out For Want Of My Love

I Cried My Heart Out For Want Of My Love — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:21:28 +0000

You leave Annotated Rant out of this.

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 16:01:12 +0000

Does anyone think there might be a resurgent market for vomitoriums, like in imperial Roman times?

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:59:02 +0000

Eeugghh! Lumpy-plaster wrinkly cock/crucified Jeebus. Yecch and ick!

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 23:50:27 +0000

Major Woody, I too decry the presene of KK, but their travel mugs and donut (singular) are superior, even if their coffee is not.

their coffee, in my opinion, is not good.

Unfortunatley the Carlyle group now owns a bunch of Dunkin’… what’s a caffeine monkey to do?

By: bellatrys

bellatrys — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:20:23 +0000

Res Publica, Jason, you guys need to do a little more homework – or on a more detailed level.

More people voted for Bush in NYC than *live* in some southern states.

More people voted for the Right-to-Life party in NYC than you’d expect, too.

The Right-To-Life Party is *based* in NYC, for that matter.

Urban/Rural only works if you don’t look at neighborhoods…iow, ignore the evidence! Reality bow down to our ideology! Long Island and the Boroughs aren’t *really* urban, aren’t really part of NYC!

By: Losing feeling in my toes.

Losing feeling in my toes. — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:31:02 +0000

i will concede florida pretty much sux, at least cause of celebration town.
(but there are some good parts.)
anyways, yeah you have good food, but if i ate all the best food stuff down there i would die of a heart attack and im only 27. ill grant you its rockin food, but how does the high cholestoral combat the insufferable heat of summer?
gimme some new england clam chowda, grilled swordfish, and a breezy fall day for late season sailing any time! sorry, its my roots!
but rednecks are everywhere and so are assholes.
you really need to work on the religious billboard though.

By: losing feeling in my toes

losing feeling in my toes — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:22:57 +0000

DD ROCKS…..please dont tell me their republican…

anyways, i dont see how that thing looks like jeesus. it looks like someone got their dirty sock drywalled.

if god was trying to show people he was real, youd think hed be a bit more specific in his warped drywall….hell, he’d probably at least warp solid oak, or maybe even marble..now that would be impressive…
simplist minds? because only the simplest minds would actually believe that drywalled sock thing was the big JC

By: Anne

Anne — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:49:18 +0000

Sadly, last I heard both KK and DD donate all political donations to Republicans.

By: Vercingetorix

Vercingetorix — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:46:59 +0000

I’ve tried every visualization trick I can think of to see it, short of ingesting psilocybin or a fifth of Old Overcoat, but damn me if I can find Waldo (I mean, Jeebus!) in there. What the f*@k are these folks on?

By: Tim Leary

Tim Leary — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:45:18 +0000

It will look like Jesus, after 400 micrograms of LSD…

By: Yosef

Yosef — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:39:59 +0000

Major Woody, I think the Panthers and the Patriots should play every year and have the game sponsored by the 2 Doughnut Giants.

That said, I will stand by my view of Krispy Kreme as the superior until my death. I’m not even going to take the coward’s way out and call it free speech, because it’s a fact that when that ‘Hot Doughnuts Now’ sign is on, even God makes the trip to a Krispy Kreme.

By: Oh, FTLOG!

Oh, FTLOG! — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:02:35 +0000

Welcome to Drywall Clue!

By: Oh, FTLOG!

Oh, FTLOG! — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:01:30 +0000

It’s definitely Bullwinkle in a uterus…with ovaries.

By: Marcus

Marcus — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:31:07 +0000

I was sure it was an sculpture of a uterus. Ah, well.

By: King Spirula

King Spirula — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:24:37 +0000

Of course that is Jesus… after falling off a ten story building.

Or it is Jesus plastered.

What?!

Somebody has to say it.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:22:03 +0000

I’m going to come down for Tim Horton’s. When we all have to flee for Canada, it’ll be something to look forward to.

By: Strange Forces

Strange Forces — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:41:06 +0000

I have to side with Yosef.

While I spent far too many nights at the local DD’s in high school, mine eyes have been opened to the glory that is Krispy Kreme.

That hot light is a Pavlovian _masterpiece_.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:23:42 +0000

Yosef said: “everyone knows, even the people in Boston, that Krispy Kreme is vastly superior to DD.”

Yosef.

I hope you are aware that, as far as we Massachusetts natives are concerned, you just produced the written equivalent of the Danish Mohammed cartoons and the Iraq Shiite Mosque bombing all wrapped up together in one inflammatory masterstroke.

I am taking it upon myself to issue a fatwah to all my brothers and sisters who hail from the Commonwealth, wherever you may be. In the language of our ancestors, if you come across this bastahd, tampah with the brakes of his cah, scald him with hot chowdah, drive him to Shrewsbury and dump him in Spag’s pahkin’ lot, whatevah.

By: Gratis

Gratis — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 00:41:34 +0000

Looks like one of those Redwing ads- a sneaker with wings.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 00:25:57 +0000

Okay, I concede.