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Shorter Entire Right-Wing Media
Right-Wing Commentariat, The Right-Wing Media:
The Van Jones Affair
- Har-har, whoopie! We are literally a fascist mob! Wait, I designed an ironic t-shirt saying, “Yeah right, I am totally part of a so-called ‘fascist mob.”‘ Outrage! as the fascist mob of the left incitingly calls patriots a fascist mob! Har-har, whoopie! We are the coolest fascist mob, dawg.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:00
As a zombie, I object to being lumped in with gape-mouthed, mindless howling mobs of nightmare fodder.
Substance McGravitas said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:23
Dictionaries rule us all.
Substance McGravitas said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:25
Come ON. Needs some space in the post.
noen said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:25
That flag scares me.
theperilouspea said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:30
It is just rotten luck that being stuck in a magical age of hate and intolerance that a person who correctly identified the flab behind the quivering , was a no account . There is a good chance that a lot of these self same luckless souls will also be black .
Surprise !
Oh how I love a parade
PS said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:33
“an incoherent, disorderly crowd of people.”
Hmm, incoherent certainly; disorderly, yes; crowd, well, occasionally; people? I guess that must be the sticking point for eric-at-wit’s-end
Why do unpeople hate Merca?
DBR said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:35
Puke + funnels = Right wing media
J— said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:35
She likes these. They’re in every post currently on the blog’s front page.
Although:
All is not loosed.
Pere Ubu said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:36
OT: Once more unto the breach.
Pere Ubu said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:36
You are loosing ground.
You can do that really well with a rake, or maybe even a spade.
Substance McGravitas said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:40
Hoe?
Sirius Lunacy said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:44
Garden Weasel!
Pere Ubu said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:45
I lefted a comment over there:
It’s “awaiting moderation”. That’s wingnutese for “I only accept comments that agree with me!”.
J Neo Marvin said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:49
In an alternate universe in which Democratic politicians had balls (or ovaries), I’d like to see the entire administration and both majority caucuses in Congress throw the phrase “Republicans are assholes” into every single statement they make. It’d be a beautifully profane “I am Spartacus” moment. Fat chance it would happen, but maybe we could make it an internet meme at least.
tigrismus said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:53
Garden Weasel!
Fork you, pal! YOU TOO, MCGRAVITAS.
Snorghagen said,
September 7, 2009 at 18:56
Some whom have fallen through the cracks during their generational curriculum overthrow period/phase became Anti-American Un-Patriotic Godless citizens by no fault of their own but by instinct alone would not understand a course study on Social Studies, American Government or American History.
Good stuff, good stuff.
Patriotic Nurse’s comments section is small, but it is rich in the wingnut psychobabble I love so much.
J Neo Marvin said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:00
Some whom have fallen through the cracks during their generational curriculum overthrow period/phase became Anti-American Un-Patriotic Godless citizens by no fault of their own but by instinct alone would not understand a course study on Social Studies, American Government or American History.
I had to read that five times before I could even comprehend what the hell the writer is trying to say. Could you try being a little MORE convoluted, please?
Pere Ubu said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:26
OMFG she actually posted it.
Will wonders never cease?
You know, it’s going to set off the logorrhea badgers, but I GOT to post this – just too much rich fudgy wingbut goodness therein:
These are the degenerates the progressives have been shaping & utilizing as minions for their ideological hope of dismantling the Constitution and replacing it with a socialized counterfeit. They attempted it to no avail on occasion without any real success so they usurped their own ideology for that of another counterfeit the Democrat Party in hopes that with enough time and patience they might work their plans to eventual oligarchical rule through another name.
The class structure leaving the socialized minions shipwrecked owning only their mortification & that of the usurped Republican / Federalist & libertarian conservatives all in one realm while these elites draw lines in the sand allowing those that did their bidding to be enslaved within their plans or thrown to the disgruntled masses.
They are in the process of such manipulation, however they under-estimate the un-mortified, the true Patriots created by the constitution itself.
The end result are dimwitted ill mannered cowards that bark out their hate and resentment. So carefully were they mortified into their every being by the hierarchal framework of the elite progressives whom presently are running scared watching their diabolical dreams being trumped down by a sleeping giant created by the grace of GOD and the wisdom of our founding fathers.
Joe Max said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:28
At first glance I thought it said “eradicates wits.” And I was right.
J Neo Marvin said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:28
When did Molly Bloom become a wingnut?
Joe Max said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:30
And Khrushchev once said, “we will bury you!” Ah HA! It is a commie plot! Buried under all that loose ground!
Mr. Bunched Undies said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:46
Since when does the word “neither” imply a choice of 3 things?
Mr. Bunched Undies said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:49
Wasn’t it their own fucking rule that this sort of talk is treasonous?
Citizen_X said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:55
they under-estimate the un-mortified, the true Patriots created by the constitution itself
Holy crap, it’s the Constitution that’s making all the zombies! BURN IT, QUICK!
Snorghagen said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:56
Wasn’t it their own fucking rule that this sort of talk is treasonous?
Well, yeah, but treason is not a crime if you slather it over with enough gooey pseudo-patriotic rhetoric.
Snorghagen said,
September 7, 2009 at 19:59
And Khrushchev once said, “we will bury you!”
This Khrushchev that you mention, was he one of the evil leftist Communist Nazis or one of the evil socialist Nazi Communists?
tigrismus said,
September 7, 2009 at 20:00
Since when does the word “neither” imply a choice of 3 things?
I guess they’re skipping #2 because there’s no way it doesn’t apply. Which, of course, renders their whole argument ridiculous. “We’re not a mob if you ignore 1/3 of the definition!”
The class structure leaving the socialized minions shipwrecked owning only their mortification & that of the usurped Republican / Federalist & libertarian conservatives all in one realm while these elites draw lines in the sand allowing those that did their bidding to be enslaved within their plans or thrown to the disgruntled masses.
Who what now?
Mr. Bunched Undies said,
September 7, 2009 at 20:24
Oh noes!
Mr. Bunched Undies said,
September 7, 2009 at 20:30
Error.
Error.
Error.
Sterilize! Ster-Il-Ize!!!!
*BOOM!!*
tigrismus said,
September 7, 2009 at 20:40
Anti-American Un-Patriotic Godless citizens
I keep reading that as “Goddess”.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
September 7, 2009 at 21:00
Wasn’t it their own fucking rule that this sort of talk is treasonous?
well, yeah, but that was back during the Permanent Republican Majority. This rule is rendered inoperative by a Democratic Preznit. Or a black one.
jim said,
September 7, 2009 at 21:15
I lefted a comment over there
Sadlynaut see, Sadlynaut do …
Smut Clyde said,
September 7, 2009 at 22:15
a socialized counterfeit
Those look to me like GRANITE counterfeits!
itwasntme said,
September 8, 2009 at 0:42
the polls are speaking for themselves……………………….
speaking in Pollish, I presume?
yoyo said,
September 8, 2009 at 1:56
I lefted a comment over there
Sadlynaut see, Sadlynaut do …
That can be very dangerous, before you know it you get sucked into a whiling pit of “I cant believe people actually believe this crap” and you end up faceplanting yourself into the sweat release of a coma.
yoyo said,
September 8, 2009 at 1:58
A whiling pit is a mixture of a willing pit and a whirling pit of course.
Just Joe said,
September 8, 2009 at 6:50
I followed the link… the tab kills itself whenever I try to “Agree” jim’s rather good comment. ZOMG WINGNUTS ARE CONTROLLING THE INTERNET!
(CAPSLOCK– cruise control to cool).
Just Joe said,
September 8, 2009 at 7:50
Well, screw, I killed two threads at the same time. Why can’t you all just run on Australia time? It would make everything so much simpler.
Smut Clyde said,
September 8, 2009 at 7:54
It’s OK, it was only euthanasia.
Doctorb said,
September 11, 2009 at 5:26
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